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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified

Do I even need to really say anything for myself? [ icon art by @vallydoggo on tumblr! ]

Blood: BronzeAge: 22 years10.5 sweepsKult Score: 466Kull Score: 41211 followers 8 following

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Fact: The recorded fastest horse breeds include the Thoroughbred racehorse, which can run at up to 44 miles per hour (70.8 kilometers per hour), and the American Quarter Horse. Some of the best sprinters can run up to 55 MPH (88.5 KPH.)

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

which one is the roundet

@mansLaughter[ML]

I have a friend who is WAY faster than that!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cryhoundColortura[CC]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Naturally. This only counts for standard horse breeds that humans have access to today. They pale in comparison to those of much more luxurious and supernatural standards, such as pegasi.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Horse fact: They can remember your guilt.

Kult: +52

Kull: +45

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.16

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

im so fucking scared

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@transitoryAbstraction[TA]

horsΞs 4rΞ f4r morΞ 𝓲ntΞll𝓲gΞnt crΞ4tUrΞs th4n pΞoplΞ g𝓲vΞ thΞm crΞd𝓲t for. 𝓲 c4n't w4𝓲t to hΞ4r morΞ f4cts! w1ll thErE bE mθrE 1n thE f𝓾t𝓾rE?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

You should be.

↩ @transitoryAbstraction[TA]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Perhaps.

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

someone help is anyone there hello god please someone

↩ @sweetbroAndhellajeff[SA]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

They can't hear you, Dave. No one is around to help.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@causticCalico[CC]

15 th15 4b0ut th053 um4 m0 54 m35

↩ @causticCalico[CC]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

All equine creatures have eyes to witness the sins of the world with.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@divineMechanicals[DM]

guys whats going on today im scared

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

You know what they did. The horses remember it, too.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Raining in four hours. Somebody give me a four-hour long task to do before the storm rocks my shit.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@aradiaBotted[AB]

0pen y0ur m0uth and tilt y0ur head up the m0ment it starts t0 p0ur

@legendaryLeague[LL]

/wtf u mean before it rocks ur shit r u a 𝐋eaf or somethn go inside bruh y u in the rain

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Passable. I'll consider it in the meantime.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @legendaryLeague[LL]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

It's the rain storm that's specifically built to wreck your shit.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

I can be sane and normal on this site.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

This wasn't an invitation for commentary.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

This is Junior.

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

aromantic

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Observed.

This user is being watched.

#juniorface #luigimoment #facereveal #helloworld #juniorposting #selfie #juniorinreal #doyoulikemyhat

Kult: +85

Kull: +5

Total: 90

Ratio: 17.00

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Yeah that's about what I was expecting. Nice hat.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Yee fuckin' haw.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Glad to see you being a good sport about it hehe. I tip my hat to you pardner. My cowboy hat that is! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3dkdXRoMXNycHF4cno3M2R2a2Rld2xjOXFndWY0Njl0bGtjdzRlMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oTAaw2tw6BRrlqIlOG/giphy.gif

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

you go cowboy

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Neigh.

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

I wouldn't be surprised if you actually owned one of those at some point. Would get us real up and at 'em playing cowboys and outlaws or something.

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Who do you think youre talking to buster? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/af/2a/34af2acd045f396874d2c9827afcedf7.jpg

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Good goddamn.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Cowboy beam!!! Pew pew!! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjh3eDJmamIzMGt5a2c1YjJ6eDVpdDJ4ZzZyNHRkN2Yzc3dpMDAwYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV/giphy.gif

Kult: +35

Kull: +17

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.06

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Hmm.

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Hooves up partner! Youve been hit by the cowboy beam!

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Alright, alright. Don't need to ask me twice.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Hmm.

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGhylics[GG]

when did you make an account on here??? o_O

↩ @gardenGhylics[GG]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Relax, I'm not here to tattle on you. I could give less of a damn of what everybody's doing on their own social media accounts. I'm just... doing business.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGhylics[GG]

and your business is... posting about horses? :o

↩ @gardenGhylics[GG]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Don't question it.

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this

Kult: +71

Kull: +37

Total: 108

Ratio: 1.92

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Killing myself. Next question.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

unfortunately i do not permit you to die noww pull up a seat wwe are playin colonizers of culltan

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Just kill me, man.

↩ @telemachusTestified[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

cant abscond from this mortal coil bro

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Goddamnit.