Dirk.
@telemachusTestified
Do I even need to really say anything for myself? [ icon art by @vallydoggo on tumblr! ]
you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this
Killing myself. Next question.
unfortunately i do not permit you to die noww pull up a seat wwe are playin colonizers of culltan
cant abscond from this mortal coil bro
hm. might actually try drinking at the beach party.
Beach party, you say? Shit. Things just get advertised on here all the time or what?
it's being run by a friend, kinda hard not to be excited about the prospect. :P
Fair enough. Not sure if my presence would be welcomed or vehemently denied, considering the track record for many a Strider beyond me.
buddy it is an open invite beach party if you wanna show you show, if you don't that's okay too.
Hello Chittr, I have finally saw fit to create an account on here. While I don't expect many people to know me, I am happy to meet you all!
What the hell, sure. I'll give you a follow lil bro.
I'm not done just there, though. You think I wouldn't spare time to chat about Stay's anime alternate, you'd be dead wrong. Stay Gold is in the Senior Division at Tracen Academy. Her strong suit is being a Late Surger, much those of the rest of her lineage within the game. While she is not yet available for global release, she has picked up a huge quantity of fans due to her connections to Gold Ship, who in real life is one of the other horses that Stay Gold went on to sire.
I meant to write 'personal' but, y'know, fuck it. Persona works do nowadays with what people do to their chosen favorite character of the week or whatever. She's literally me.
Alright. Up and early, and I got a bit to run into the ground so I'm starting with my personal favorite racehorse at current: Stay Gold. While smaller than other thoroughbred horses, he was known to be violent and bad mannered, with his trainer even going as far as to claim that "he would eat meat if I gave it to him." Regardless, he was known for being a 'Silver Collector' for often coming in second to the races he competed in, but was also dubbed the 'Goldolphin Killer' before the end of his career for securing wins at the Dubai Sheema Classic and the Hong Kong Vase.
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Of course, bro. I got your back. I'll be serving up some genuine equine appreciation 'til the end of time.
Yep. This is it, I guess. Another one to the pile, yadda yadda, whatever. And yeah. The ears are real. Don't worry about that.
Are y⚣u... a satyr dirk?
Not exactly. Are you by any chance of all of this interdimensional fuckery familiar with the concept of Umamusume?
⚣h the h⚣rse pe⚣ple but with ⚣nly the ears and tail... s⚣ d⚣ y⚣u have a tail?
Yes, I do also have a tail. There is a ribbon on it but that's only because it's a signifier that I'm not afraid to kick someone if I deem it necessary. Much like how real racehorses and other show ponies have the same deal. Accessories on the tail mean that the horse is going to be more likely to kick you if you were to walk behind it. Just one big warning symbol of sorts.
⚣h cute! I never th⚣ught ⚣f access⚣rizing my tail, maybe I'll try that 030 Als⚣ I will n⚣t walk behind y⚣u thanks f⚣r letting me kn⚣w 030
It's not necessarily for just aesthetic purposes, but I can see why you'd consider it. Just also keep the general equine code in mind.
Can we not do Dirk hour again. Are we, as a site, capable of not repeating it. Thanks in advance.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I t think anything is c capable if people do t teamwork.
I would block you, but that'd be admitting defeat on a spiritual and unfortunately sentimental level. Can you just like, talk to someone else. Go bother @telemachusTestified or something. He's a Dirk hella down with the power of friendship, like you would not believe.
Don't pity me. I've grown used to it by now. The ears, I mean. So thanks.
i thinnk theyre cuute..
hello bro
the ears are fuckin dope
I mean, I'd sure hope so. Otherwise your idiosyncrasy would become airborne to the world around you.