Dirk.
@telemachusTestified
Do I even need to really say anything for myself? [ icon art by @vallydoggo on tumblr! ]
Let's play a game a-la-Make Some Noise: News headlines that aren't news. For example: New spider found in Australia.
"You Wouldn't Believe This Bird That Doesn't Fucking Exist."
Today's curated vibe. #horse https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/th.jpg
It is Thursday.
Is it?
One can only dream so.
Still debating on whether or not horses are even real and not soulless homunculi.
Why would you ever say that. How could you.
Look I'm just saying people have been trying to say birds have been robots for decades why not spice it up.
That's because everybody knows that they are. What did horses ever do to deserve the ire of the public eye?
I'm not sure if I see anything going on in their heads when I look into their eyes. (For all intents and purposes this is a bit)
You just don't have the whimsy and love in your heart. To frolic freely in an open field with the wind in your hair. How could you. (For all intents and purposes, I commend you on this bit.)
Hold on that sounds fun actually
Yeah, exactly. Come to the horse side. Frolic with me.
Thinkin' about that Quiznos coytoe again.
I don't even care I fucked up spellting coyote somehow. I just woke up and this was the first thing that beamed out of my subconscious.
Nearly neglected my job of providing Chittr with #horse posting.
Nice.
why the fuck are you guys pitying that, i am happy.
People will just pity anything nowadays.
okay this is probably because I am high on #substances but like Clueless Morgan from Muppets' Treasure Island and Matthew Lillard are like brothers to me.
Objectively speaking? You're right.
The real question is if someone existed who scratched every sexual itch you have, would you let them tattoo their name on you if they asked?
Depends on how many inhibitions I already lack by the time of asking. Get me a good few beers down and I'll do anything a hot son of a gun asks.
I Could Share Details But I'm Pretty Sure Most People On Here Cannot Read About A Third Grade Level So My Origin Will Remain A Mystery For Now.
It's Chittr, man. What did you expect in terms of folks' literacy rates all up here.
Ah Yes, My Fault For Having The Bare Minimum Expectations Wise.
Hey, you'll find those diamonds in the roughs. And certainly more than enough nosy eyes who'd want to eat up your story anyhow.
well now i've read a 6unCha random shit online that'll make me spooked and uneasy, i think this'd 6e a great time to go to sleep. o◡o
Surely none of the materials that you've digested will find a way to manifest in your dreams.
yeah. gosh. if only i had somethin' else to think a6out 6efore i sleep instead. like a Cute guy or somethin'. >◡o
That's certainly a pretty good cure. A cute guy to fend off the night terrors in only the most devilishly handsome of ways, of course.
Does this to you as you're scrolling.
evil ass horse named dirk
Can I fucking help you.
can you not with that fucking attitide gd
To be fair, I thought you would've anticipated such on account of indirectly calling me an "evil ass horse."
kicking is pretty evil
Yeah. And?
...there is quite an abundance of adoration for hoofbeasts i've noticed....
They aren't wrong. The people love horses.
...they are quite nice, i only wish other beasts were given ample appreciation as well....
You aren't wrong on that, honestly. I've seen plenty appreciate for the occasional dog or cat every now and then, but not much else beyond that. Sometimes fish, if you're lucky. Who's gonna have to be the motherfucker who pulls up with the iguana fanclub.