jade!!!
@gardenGhylics
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i think john ja'amd too close to the sun
too much applesauce for 1 backpack....
daves upset that a different dave made a jork fest groupchat with our timelines john even though he didnt want john in ours anyway ://////
girl i am so sorry for whatever dumbass shenanigans goin on with u bc i barely understand a lick of this. prayin for u 🙏
yeaaah... im gonna need it probably!! oh and context for that! um!!! one day dave made a groupchat with me and said it was for when he was "gonna jerk it but if he needs emotional support" ???????? anyways so its me, dave, karkat, and nepeta in there. its not like anybody... does anything??? like live in there?? we just treat it like a normal groupchat but sometimes we get horny about it. separately though!
you see if i was dave in this scenario id make it for when i was "gonna jerk it but i wanna speak to my friends whiel i do" which is a lot more straightforward if you ask me
oh no we do that too sometimes!!! cause he gets lonely when hes jerking it sometimes so we all call together and help him get not scared so he can finish :p
wow you see i get that but also i feel awfully bad for that guy from the way you word it
dont worry hes okay!!! i mean hes sleeping over at my place right now so im making sure hes doing alright!
okay phew great to hear girl!! <3 still tho geez that feels like a fair bit to keep track of emotionally and all. i could NOT handle allat myself i think. i commend u for ur hard work o7
well, thats why theres like... three of us in there to help him out!!! so if i cant get to him cause im doing something then karkat or nepeta can!! it is a lot of work and hes weird about it but its all for his sake!! and i love him very much in spite of it!!! <3
chittr how to get your partner to stop spamming your groupchat called "jork fest in san diego" because he "doesnt want to jork it alone" and needs emotional support :///
have you already tried countering with the science team meme?
my boyfriend doesnt have an account on here so i can say freely about how hes being a bit of a pervert right now :p
not towards me!!! but its about some other guy from another universe from us!! its actually quite comical in a way but i feel like i need to get a spray bottle for him at this point <_<
omggg pervert how!!! :D
* ironic that he doesnt have an account because sounds to me like the type of guy that would fit just right on here
every now and then when i catch him looking at his phone i ask him what hes looking at, and he just looks up at me and rubs his hands like a gross little fly and says "im about to act straight nefarious right now" and THEN i throw a pillow at him or something because he will NOT CLARIFY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HE MEANS!!!!
its not all the time! its like it... depends, i guess? ive seen him do this before whenever i get real wolfish sometimes and i gotta give him a good look to get him to settle down! like a real "down, boy!!!" Xp
* well you cant just say it depends and not elaborate! * what does it depend on, hm :?
honestly??? i dont?? know???? i mean i THINK it must mean something about his type but he has never clarified to me anything about it! @_@
puppy badge... awooooo.....
Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
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[ it's an image file! ] [ attached is a photo of jade posing with an older jake english-looking gent. not too old, but definitely about to crest his 40's while they're chilling in a lounge of sorts. ] hanging out with gramps for a bit!!! :p (well, a version of him but still!! i like to call him that anyways!!)
ummm... i feel!! really concerned about the clones now, hhh @_@; i cant reach my friend though about this... uhh...
whats wrong?? :0
i dont know!!! thats the scary part!! i dont know whats wrong and they wont answer me when i ask them!!!! D:
is there any way i could help?? :/
its okayyy... well i mean it isnt but i dont want anymore people to get all mixed up in it!! the help is appreciated though!!! maybe just... keep an eye out for when @archangelsTerrarium posts something normal??
jades help jades :T
truuuue... sigh!! okay!!! just make sure that i can be able to return the favor to you at some point ok???
of course!!
okay im gonna be offline for a little while again, dave and nepeta are coming over and we are gonna go hang out!!!
im not any better at all of the romance stuff that much either but... im just glad stuff worked out with me and dave because woof!!! @_@
:o
bwuuuhhhhh i woke up so early but i dont have anything to do for the next few hours... and i cant get myself to fall back asleep.... :((
grrrrooooowwll
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < solidarity hisssss 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < (who are we growlhissing at)
oh!! and to touch base on a thing that happened a while back i know i said it was kind of bad but i think things are?? um?? okaaaay? i think i still need to talk to them though. dont know when cause the train is getting harder to find right now but im sure ill get the chance to eventually! i dont want them to be stressed out :((
If you mean who I think you do and not their doppelganger that I know jack shit about, I can probably help with that?
!!!!!!! yes!!! yes yes yes i think we are talking about the same person!! that would be very appreciated!! :D
Yeah, hold on. Give me like, ten minutes.
It's cool if I give them your handle, right? I'm not sure why you wouldn't want to, but hey, better safe than sorry.
oh!! um. nooo? unless if you think i should?? i was going to just kind of keep me being on here a secrets thing but i mean... auauauughghg fine okay but just ask them not to tell anybody else!! :(
Fair enough. I'll make sure they know. Consider both of our lips sealed tighter than a motherfucking supermax.
:(
i dont like this did something happen
Like, seven somethings happened, or something.
...i d(.ᐟ)n't kn(.ᐟ)w...there was s(.ᐟ)mething...ab(.ᐟ)ut a human...named r(.ᐟ)se...and als(.ᐟ)...a r(.ᐟ)b(.ᐟ)t...and then als(.ᐟ)...that karkat pers(.ᐟ)n...but i think (.ᐟ)ne...may have been m(.ᐟ)re w(.ᐟ)rrying...than the (.ᐟ)thers... ...but i've als(.ᐟ)...n(.ᐟ)t been paying that much attenti(.ᐟ)n...s(.ᐟ)...take my w(.ᐟ)rds...with a pretty hefty...grain (.ᐟ)f salt...
Yeah. This.
did something happen?
oh geez thats a lot of notifications to get back to o_o
are there any other daves i should be made aware of on here???
there are so many daves. and many more kind of daves
<action; statement input; statement: there are so many 'dave's on here that i have not bothered to count them />
im starting to learn that!! i guess we can just say its a lot of striders overall then?
i say that and then i just got followed by?? another dave??? hello??
not my name. but sup.
oh i was just about to complain and a dave just followed me!! eep!! nevermind im not going to anymore @_@;; pasensya.... ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
granted it wouldve been about MY dave but it still feels.... rude? i guess??