jade!!!
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i think john ja'amd too close to the sun
too much applesauce for 1 backpack....
(\ /) if i have to deal with this egbert breaking out of containment again i swear to god.
again????? D:
daves upset that a different dave made a jork fest groupchat with our timelines john even though he didnt want john in ours anyway ://////
girl i am so sorry for whatever dumbass shenanigans goin on with u bc i barely understand a lick of this. prayin for u 🙏
yeaaah... im gonna need it probably!! oh and context for that! um!!! one day dave made a groupchat with me and said it was for when he was "gonna jerk it but if he needs emotional support" ???????? anyways so its me, dave, karkat, and nepeta in there. its not like anybody... does anything??? like live in there?? we just treat it like a normal groupchat but sometimes we get horny about it. separately though!
you see if i was dave in this scenario id make it for when i was "gonna jerk it but i wanna speak to my friends whiel i do" which is a lot more straightforward if you ask me
oh no we do that too sometimes!!! cause he gets lonely when hes jerking it sometimes so we all call together and help him get not scared so he can finish :p
wow you see i get that but also i feel awfully bad for that guy from the way you word it
dont worry hes okay!!! i mean hes sleeping over at my place right now so im making sure hes doing alright!
okay phew great to hear girl!! <3 still tho geez that feels like a fair bit to keep track of emotionally and all. i could NOT handle allat myself i think. i commend u for ur hard work o7
well, thats why theres like... three of us in there to help him out!!! so if i cant get to him cause im doing something then karkat or nepeta can!! it is a lot of work and hes weird about it but its all for his sake!! and i love him very much in spite of it!!! <3
chittr how to get your partner to stop spamming your groupchat called "jork fest in san diego" because he "doesnt want to jork it alone" and needs emotional support :///
have you already tried countering with the science team meme?
my boyfriend doesnt have an account on here so i can say freely about how hes being a bit of a pervert right now :p
not towards me!!! but its about some other guy from another universe from us!! its actually quite comical in a way but i feel like i need to get a spray bottle for him at this point <_<
omggg pervert how!!! :D
* ironic that he doesnt have an account because sounds to me like the type of guy that would fit just right on here
every now and then when i catch him looking at his phone i ask him what hes looking at, and he just looks up at me and rubs his hands like a gross little fly and says "im about to act straight nefarious right now" and THEN i throw a pillow at him or something because he will NOT CLARIFY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HE MEANS!!!!
its not all the time! its like it... depends, i guess? ive seen him do this before whenever i get real wolfish sometimes and i gotta give him a good look to get him to settle down! like a real "down, boy!!!" Xp
* well you cant just say it depends and not elaborate! * what does it depend on, hm :?
honestly??? i dont?? know???? i mean i THINK it must mean something about his type but he has never clarified to me anything about it! @_@
puppy badge... awooooo.....
Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
Hmm.
when did you make an account on here??? o_O
Relax, I'm not here to tattle on you. I could give less of a damn of what everybody's doing on their own social media accounts. I'm just... doing business.
How many fucking mes are there going to be.
more yous coming about?
I swear to god 2 more popped up over night.
roxy!!!!!! what happened!!!! D:
oh my god okay ill call them ill call them-- stay with us roxy!!!!!!!
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