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oh yay!! we're matching! that makes sense
thank you jade!! i appreciate you a lot
i knowwww right!! ill give him a little pat for you!
i have a handsome boy bringing me flowers. hehe. #jetposting https://i.postimg.cc/9mvcgtvt/ebddc65bdfaa6e35669c951dd7d58cc0.jpg
hungry woods reaching high // snatch the light out from the sky.
(\ /) now who in the whole world could that be with such recognizable handwriting...
i will definitely do my best to show up then :D!!! im excited to figure out a costume for it
oh yeah!! i just saw that post, the costumes looked so cool!!! im excited for you all :D!!!!! i was considering attending that event if i have the time for it hehe
im pretty good!!! how are you!!
(\ /) ah. waláng anumán. just... language things.
Yeah arrrright I'll accept that. I rreckon ya prrolly got a point too.
(\ /) we all ignore the pit.
Okie dokie
You will be missed, Hector the Entertaining One. [ Attached is the photo of the caved-in head of a mannequin, covered in raw meat. ]
Can't wait to do this shit fuckin' five times over to get it right. It does look cool as hell in the footage, though. We could get real gnarly with it if we really tried.
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hehe thank you jade!!!!
new profile picture :D
i hope you know shes like saying this out loud in between each typing spree its fucking horridly loud
WOOF!!!!!!! BWOOF!!!!
I've seen many, MANY daves, a few Roses, a singular Egbert...! Many Roxys, A few Dirks, 0 Jakes, 0 Janes. No other me's yet. Where is the jade pile???? Do I gotta bark? BARK!
im so tired of people thinking im a pushover because im nice :(
also if youre a first guardian ask me for the first guardian badge so everyone knows youre a first guardian :)
i made a new badge for myself so people can know im a first guardian :/ if you need first guardian stuff done please ask
good dogs dont bite great dogs know when they need to >:T
she dont want love she wants my hundred dollar bills she dont want love she wants my hundreds she only want it if its fun and she want it when she want it
hopefully a good date night!
grrrr... arouf ruff ruff!!!! bark bark bark!!!!!
bark! >:)
unironically asmr for me
yay all the jades are coming out of the woodwork!!!! hi jade!!!!!!!!! <333
too much applesauce for 1 backpack....
starting to miss my dave..... idk i brought him up awhile ago and now i keep remembering stuff from that sweep we were matesprits it was nice i think he was cute
okay phew great to hear girl!! <3 still tho geez that feels like a fair bit to keep track of emotionally and all. i could NOT handle allat myself i think. i commend u for ur hard work o7
I feel a kinship with the human poet Emily Dickinson.
girl i am so sorry for whatever dumbass shenanigans goin on with u bc i barely understand a lick of this. prayin for u 🙏
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #goodjobdogging
Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
been in the #woods with jake and the best part isnt even the fact that as soon as we got to the vague not really middle of nowhere wilderness he took his clothes off its that i found some #bones
of course!!
Tell Dave I said 'hey' back.
It's a lot more noticeable on PC if you're on mobile, though.
Yup. Old one was causing the punctuation problem 'cause it got updated or something. So we're stuck with this until it either gets fixed or we adjust appropriately.
Glad To Hear That Jade
Awwwooooooo
Calling all Jades or dog base people: Awoooooooooo
Fair enough. I'll make sure they know. Consider both of our lips sealed tighter than a motherfucking supermax.
Yeah, hold on. Give me like, ten minutes.
thank you jade!! i appreciate you a lot!!
hrmm my head kind of hurts so i think ill be heading off for the night goodnight and take care everyone!!!
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patting all jades on the head because they deserve it
hey.
It's more the music...it keeps me sane to have something to listen too just thought I'd share a couple tracks
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Me Oh, Thia, please won't you be true Like in my dreams, you say you'll do I'll steal a horse, I'll learn to ride We'll leave here by tomorrow night Who's that girl you've gone to see What do you mean you're scared of me? I promise that my love is true My heart, it beats just for you And I, I'll never lie I'll never steal or cheat or gamble, drink or die I've never breathed a thing that got me so damn high I'll close the door in old death's face Oh Thia, be my Georgia bride Apologies, I'm using this to replay my favorites now...how selfish of me 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
A ferret.. Just a furry n-o-o--o-o-dle. Y'kn-o-o-w?
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:It was rather pleasant, I will mourn when it returns to it's owner. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
I heard this song in a memory once.
i aint worrying bout nothing r n #substances
You're stuck to the failures of your life Marred with the sorrows of your strife And time it waits for no one It heals them when you die And soon you are forgotten A whisper within a sigh #lyricsposting
When the light is running low and the shadows start to grow And the places that you know seem like fantasy There's a light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold with the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSekfh6j2VgskOqseZDs9N0t5Tnb8gTKihiAPoOtJCD9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
makes me want a babybel cheese real bad
#yearnposting time missing him like im a fish taken from the sea tossed into a plastic bag theyve got me on the shelves squirmy little product to sell but my scales lost their luster im as homesick as a dog i miss his dumb face diggin under the bars of my cage lined in concrete my paws arent making any progress im too much of a wuss to see it through i was absent as he grew aint that a shame hes different now but hes still the guy thats got me swimming circles in an 8x8 bowl looking for the ocean im as docile as a well trained pooch as skittish as a feline around aluminum lined cabinetry i just want on the shelves higher and closer to him i shouldve told him before straight pathetic the way i wanna drag myself to his door bet hed look handsome even if my view was from the floor alright this is the best ive got enjoy my waxy pseudo poetry i take my half hearted bow here and wipe a stray, manly yearn tear this isnt vague btw he aint here
it was wet walk wednesday for me today because the #rain wasnt gonna stop my ass from having a nice stroll through the park and i lost my umbrella a good two years ago
nini
I encourage you all to drink plenty of fluids if it is hot. I am currently acquiring an inflatable pool for the Gray House lawn that can be used by any individual.
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It is important to give it time. I encourage you not to jump to conclusions.
fuck YES
god i love being a dog fused with a human its so much easier to tell other humans what i want them to know!!!!!!!!! i can just say I LOVE YOU and they know im not just begging for treats or anything JADE I LOVE YOU AWOOOOOOOOO hehehehhe oh man becfeels are so intense
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
bark bark bark i know exactly how you feel bec im you!!!! bark woof!!!!!!!!
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hi!
ehe. thanks, jade. i appre(iate it
i've been doing great. just a little stumble. i'll be alright
she's gone now. it's fine.
im gonna start doodling the first few people that come to mind dont care if theyre asleep right now i feel loving and sweet tonight
Thank you, Jade.
Correct!
Woofs back!
true but i cant help but cringe at myself a little when i type it out, it's nothing personal also it makes me think of my lusus and that's ⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
awooooo!
you're so real for this
bby boi look at him
woof!! and im sure our friends love us!!!
i love my friends :D!!
maintenance is thursday which is two whole days away so unsurprisingly im procrastinating everything starting today because obviously that will extend the time i have to waste between then and now its really scientific you know no im not just anxiously sitting here waiting for doom (perfectly safe and normal routine checkup) im actually so normal and fine and this is just a lazy day actually
hi jade!! hi! i hope you are doing so awesome
<<"i've been having plenty to drink, don't worry!">>
<<"i wish there was somewhere cold around here... it's really warm...">>
hello!! :D
<<"welcome back!!!! hope you're well!?">>
I actually can rock with this one.
Okay <3 Yay <3 #reference
Good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have them gore something. :) #nsfw #gore just in case hehe.
knuckles lovers stand up as in the character not actual knuckle lovers i dont need your freak shit rn i need appreciation of an echidna
for those asking, yes, i am a dog. doing outward good but i am also a girl grilling italian recipes lately but most importantly i am a doggirl doom onto green geriatrics in riflekinds line-of-sight
banging out the tunes!!!!!!! woooo!!!! https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/flute.gif
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e356643ecb70.png do me a favor. dont ever give up being silly. but also dont ever send me that again.
I don't know what that means, bbut I guess that's the point..? Ggood luck, uhm, keeping secrets.
A shame, ሠቹ wish you the best in your endeavors .
<<"hello!!! hi!!! hope you're doing well, hello!!!">>
Many nonbinary people still identify in part with their assigned gender Where I describe myself as neither binary gender but a separate one on my own axis Davepeta for example describes themself as both Occasionally more one or the other And Jinx Egbert changes from male to female on a dime There is a litany of expression to choose from
!!!!!! arf!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should get some rest jade and drink plenty of water! and make sure you are eating also!!
gnight chittrs
good luck jade, and um word of advice talking things out helps a lot
-|~~ idk i think im prob some kinda dog too so theres that
it's really not a big deal, i think...it had to happen at some point. and well i'm glad it helps, even if i'm still getting used to it as well just go with your gut, after all you know yourself better than any other jade
I'm Standing Outside Her House, I Don't Know How To Knock. I Feel As If I Should Just Leave. I Will Probably Make Things Worse. She'll Most Likely Only Feel Guilty When She Sees Me.
dont you feel that urge? that unbearable urge? that eats at you from the inside? the urge that would make everyone hate you if you act upon it? an urge that will ruin your life? #insidethoughts #violence impl13d
hmmmm.... wuff...... well i dont think i have ever thought i was not a girl except maybe when jade was a very very little kid? i think she must have told grandpa she was a girl at some point because he left her a bunch of hormones and even then i dont think she even thought about gender until she decided she was a girl but i have definitely thought that i am not a person! or not meant to be anyway and sometimes that is in a sad way but sometimes its... i dunno, comforting? and really i feel like i am a "girl" in the way you would call a dog "girl" (gee whiz angie i wonder why that is woof) anyway jade whether you are a girl or not i will always love you bark bark!!!
hellll yeah movie night and jade night
your secret is safe with me fellow me;
I won't tell.
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Oh, she's got me wondering My righteousness is crum8ling! And I see her every day Even though my love's a world away!! #lyricposting
YAYAYAYAYA
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HIEIEIEIEIIIIIEEEEEE 😋😋😋😋😋
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fuck yes i love encouraging theft
so anyway one time while i was crowing it up i grabbed the biggest stick i could get with my lil bird feet and i dropped that shit onto the windshield of a moving vehicle
the confidence here is great but yea wait i think i know you too
water (35 l), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 l), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements. just made a pile of nonsense lol.
yeap thas me!!
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hi!!! hello!!!!!!! hi jade!!!
Welcome.