

beatboxing puppy
@turophileGibber
clinically insane in 3 kingdoms they/he call me dolli call me dave idc

Built from a captcha of a fractured brain belonging to a comatose 21-year-old Dave Strider, you've been given a second-ish chance at life… but it’s about 4 years behind that of your friends. ───♡───────────── 「 Basic Info 」 Location ➜ Earth-C Status ➜ Alive x3 Physical Description ➜ 5’5”. Lanky and metallic. They’re cool to the touch. Lacking the features necessary for facial expressions but they make up for it with vibrant body language. Extra ➜ AuDHD. Nonbinary (they/he). Goes by Dolli or Dave with a preference for the former. Calling themself “Dolli P. Strider” started out as a joke referencing Dolly Parton but they’ve since come to authentically enjoy the nickname. 「 Quadrants 」 ♥︎: … ♠︎: … ♦︎: … ♣︎: … 「 Timeline 」 ⤷ Dirk (conceitedEngineer) ───♡───────────── 「 Content Warnings 」 These will be tagged when necessary or asked. ⤷ NSFW, Dave’s canon-typical childhood abuse, head trauma/concussions, death, and themes of depersonalization. 「 Boundaries 」 ⤷ Not comfortable with incest. Please don’t involve me or mention/rp it on my posts, even as a joke, ty! ⤷ DMs are open! If I’m posting but not replying I’m not ignoring you, just out of spoons and/or on mobile lol ───♡───────────── (Artist: 6kai3) https://i.ibb.co/8DwrQQZK/123.jpg / https://i.ibb.co/CsvmmMFb/456.png / https://i.ibb.co/7dvkMjHC/789.jpg

im feelin lazy today wanna stay in bed all day type shit

circling around you on my heelys music blasting from my speakers keep rollin rollin rollin

uncrustable but its slightly frozen so when you bite into it the peanut butter snaps ever so slightly beneath your teeth

howdy its me the bozo

doomed yaoi-ing my way thru life

rising from my coffin like a mf vampire sup chittr

i be staying mysterious

ngl kinda wish i was a werewolf

you try to post something but i yawn obnoxiously loud right next to you and you forget your train of thought

thinking about tummy rn

its a good day when the davelings come to an agreement over casual affection being based

yall ever get the desire to just lie down and let someone like very very lightly run their nails over your back like purely platonic just casual touch shit would have me so relaxed rn

im just gonna stay in peaceful bliss as to whatever yall are talking about rn

slutober and i show up dressed like this

slutober

oh shit oh fuck its october

shits been busy lately

mornin chittr

oh also happy october to my gay freaks out there

sittin here woofin at you like the most obnoxious dog ever what do i want obviously i wanna go outside at an inconvenient moment when your entire career hinders on being on time and im gonna sunbathe when you catch on and demand i come inside im gonna look at you and then flop back down into the grass like nah sun time youre about to be fired if you dont get my ass inside



























