dave
@turophileGibber
clinically insane in 3 kingdoms Art by 6kai3
The source of this robot is dubious. His relation to the Candy timeline is equally undocumented. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t. He’s really cagey about where he’s from and what he’s gone through or experienced. He definitely seems a bit more chill than the Davebot we know. He was initially plotted up by a young Dirk Strider who just wanted to meet his guardian but the project failed to meet his expectations and thus the framework was repurposed. He was later reforged in an exhaustion-fueled sentimental haze through ethically debatable means in a timeline completely separate from the epilogues. In this world Dave Strider has long been gone via heroic behaviors, and Dave, the robotic counterpart, is a somewhat well-kept secret known only by Dirk and Rose. He lives largely in isolation, having fucked off once he realized what Dirk did, and tries his best to lie low in his own timeline. Chittr, however, seems to be becoming a comfort for him as an avenue to talk to the people he misses but feels a little too disconnected from to seek out. They miss their Dave and he simply isn’t the same person. It’d be too hard for all of them if he tried reuniting. Or so he tells himself. Oh also he's a trans guy but he's fiddling with the idea of being nonbinary. Boundaries: - No incest. I ooc block for this one - Flirting is fine including dips into NSFW but I’m not interested in outright RPing it. OCs are welcome - He’s gonna be awkward about Bros interacting with him just given his childhood but I promise it’s not me hating y’all ooc. He’s just still really torn up about it. That being said, don’t let it stop ya - If you wanna join the timeline hmu! :D It’s pretty divorced from canon so characters who should be dead don’t have to be here
still kinda insane theres versions of my bro on here and that like most of them are chill actually pretty cool i guess ok ok im gonna go actually get my daily tasks done ugh
fuuuuuuuuuuck i want to procrastinate so bad but i need to get shit done before its too late in the afternoon
update on the nest i forgot to post about the baby birds are fatter than their mom by a significant amount
evil davebot would poorly hide a seemingly harmless malware on your device that entertains you and then later once youve integrated it into your life because it creates a cute little red animal you can play games with youll be like shit i should share this with people and theyll do the same fucking thing over and over gaining trust just for me to, at the perfect moment, use it to mass steal credit card information and social security numbers and yeah i would buy dumb shit with your money and ddos the banks so you cant get ahold of them to dispute the charges
id ask someone else to code it tho i cant code for shit even though im fucking made of it
holy hate train never change kanaka
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Sup neighbor
none of it is really fair but yknow thats how it is whats your deal mr me bot
ah shit yeah its kinda fucked actually but if its any condolences i kinda get it im a dirk made you bot thats pretty much all there is to me
dirk like the scottish dagger youre made out of a tiny sword thats fucking hilarious abbott and costello levels of funny maybe even the four stooges funny
You should play my game
haha shit nah man no youll see versions of him on here mine aint tho most of em will be total fan boys of you its pretty funny hes a mega nerd about sbahj got a tattoo and all hes pretty cool when hes not being a douche which is relatable as fuck
people get tattoos of the thing i make huh shit thats wicked cool the future sounds awesome though the fanboy thing sounds creepy to say the least
lmao nah i mean it in a like he grew up idolizing you way it aint creepy thankfully maybe a little awkward tho it was for me anyway
either a gals girlfriend or a guys boyfriend or a theys thingfriend
₍^. .^₎⟆ YeSs꠹
always a good day when rose agrees to just sit on some random roblox game with me call that shit sibling bonding time
quick assign yourself alpha beta or omega
xmxgx :3
hmm im having to ponder this i think omega cause youre pretty fiercely protective of stuff but also youre mad comforting but i am far from a professional
oh!! i dont entirely know what this means within this context but yay!
yeah not having my senses dulled anymore fucking rocks like it was a nice buffer for the adjustment period but my ass is out here sunbathing like a goddamn lizard on a rock except its cold out and im chilling and ive never felt more alive
a dave is always goin to have a daves back i see nice
naturally ✨️
hey, i got ur back too alright? #thatsmykid
i dont know what the fuck is going on but if i can help lmk
You cannot
So is everything I say.
uh should we worry about that
Please stand by
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might need a robot alcoholics anonymous but its thinly veiled therapy and we borrow a rose to run it #substance just in case
I'm still an alcoholic so don't ask me.
Much better idea.
trying to think of a random animal to draw from memory in the meantime
🐚An axolotl mayhaps be of inspiration? -----༄༄༄🐚
oh were a little sad on the timeline rn huh mightve been a bad time to start a cookie vs cracker debate
I believed the preferred term is caucasian.
oh wait the food.
trollbama crackers are white people not caucasians theres like some deep history there
My bad. Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to learn and grow, I did not realize.
remember those frosted circus animal cookies why do those get to be called cookies but animal crackers are crackers and yes i know the answer given my sick nasty proximity to the internet rolling around in my motherboard (fuck wifi dongles) but i wanna know what yall think
to be clear im not judging tho live your submissive truths #nsfw
i was gonna do a joke poll where i ask if people are doms or subs but look at yall we already know the majority answer #nsfw
iT'S So mOtHeRfUcKiN HaRd oUt hErE DaVe. FoLkS DoN'T WaNnA FuCk bAcK AnYmOrE. )O: #nSfW
yeh
rIgHt oN MaN! bUt lIkE NoT To sOuNd cRaSs oR WhAtEvEr, OnLy iNtErAcTeD WiTh a hAnD FuLl oF DaVe rObOt's. WhAt iS ThE FuCkInG SiTuAtIoN DoWn tHeRe? Is iT LiKe bUiLd a bUlGe? SwApPiNg pArTs fOr tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN MoOd? JuSt cUrIoUs, AiN'T GoTtA SaY. nEvEr bEeN WiTh a hUmAn lEt aLoNe oNe tHaT WaS A RoBoT. bEeN LeArNiNg tOo mUcH BoUt hUmAn aNaToMy oN ThIs sItE. #nSfW
nah its cool i dont mind questions and that was like the first thing that popped into my computer brain too there isnt anything to be found im rocking ken doll style but i got a strap from when i was alive so i think most of us are like me or have a swappable & build a bulge option in a relative 50/50 split but dont quote me on that #nsfw
kInDa hOt nOt gOnNa lIe. cOoL, cOoL ThAnKs fOr tHe iNfO. cAuSe tHeRe's tHiS OtHeR RoBoT On hErE TaLkInG AbOuT LiKe wIrE PlAy. NoT ToO SuRe wHaT Up aNd aLl tHaT MeAnS. tHe cAbLiNg iN Y'AlL SeNsItIvE EnOuGh fOr pLaYiNg wItH?