
uncrustable but its slightly frozen so when you bite into it the peanut butter snaps ever so slightly beneath your teeth
I don't care what anybody else thinks. This is the correct way to eat an Uncrustable. If you're wanting that motherfucker room temperature and bereft of its sweet crunch, just walk into the kitchen yourself and make a bog-standard, bitchmade PB&J instead of taking a perfectly good box of those things and wasting it.

How I eat them

appropriate level of intensity because yeah it is that serious

do you think eating habits are genetic

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised. Just like when a dad is in the bathroom at the mirror and gettin his shave on just to look down and see the little man with a shaving cream beard and using his toothbrush to shave. Habits just, do.

lmfao i used regular razors but id leave the cap on them had to make it legit

See even better, its like built into our DNA to be cool little people and follow cooler bigger people.
