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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@turophileGibber[TG]

uncrustable but its slightly frozen so when you bite into it the peanut butter snaps ever so slightly beneath your teeth

Kult: +60
Kull: +35
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.71

I don't care what anybody else thinks. This is the correct way to eat an Uncrustable. If you're wanting that motherfucker room temperature and bereft of its sweet crunch, just walk into the kitchen yourself and make a bog-standard, bitchmade PB&J instead of taking a perfectly good box of those things and wasting it.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Friendship Forged
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@princeofLight[PL]

How I eat them

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @symBrosium[SB]
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
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@turophileGibber[TG]

appropriate level of intensity because yeah it is that serious

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
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@turophileGibber[TG]

do you think eating habits are genetic

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
You Know I'm Bad!
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@princeofLight[PL]

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised. Just like when a dad is in the bathroom at the mirror and gettin his shave on just to look down and see the little man with a shaving cream beard and using his toothbrush to shave. Habits just, do.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

lmfao i used regular razors but id leave the cap on them had to make it legit

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
You Know I'm Bad!
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@princeofLight[PL]

See even better, its like built into our DNA to be cool little people and follow cooler bigger people.

Kult: +5
Total: 5