dave
@turophileGibber
clinically insane in 3 kingdoms Art by 6kai3
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
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i. do not know what evil me would be like.
evil you would be unfunny and lack whimsy which is breaking my coolant flooded heart to think about
Evil Dirk would love normal yaoi. https://i.ibb.co/wNwrXCHW/f6e6681266552c15883538ca1a3ee3c9.jpg
evil davebot would poorly hide a seemingly harmless malware on your device that entertains you and then later once youve integrated it into your life because it creates a cute little red animal you can play games with youll be like shit i should share this with people and theyll do the same fucking thing over and over gaining trust just for me to, at the perfect moment, use it to mass steal credit card information and social security numbers and yeah i would buy dumb shit with your money and ddos the banks so you cant get ahold of them to dispute the charges
id ask someone else to code it tho i cant code for shit even though im fucking made of it
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no im the dave that is all destined and shit to fight the fuckin mcbatterwitch but right now im in production of the most awesome movie anyone could EVER ask for
Sup neighbor
none of it is really fair but yknow thats how it is whats your deal mr me bot
ah shit yeah its kinda fucked actually but if its any condolences i kinda get it im a dirk made you bot thats pretty much all there is to me
dirk like the scottish dagger youre made out of a tiny sword thats fucking hilarious abbott and costello levels of funny maybe even the four stooges funny
haha shit nah man no youll see versions of him on here mine aint tho most of em will be total fan boys of you its pretty funny hes a mega nerd about sbahj got a tattoo and all hes pretty cool when hes not being a douche which is relatable as fuck
people get tattoos of the thing i make huh shit thats wicked cool the future sounds awesome though the fanboy thing sounds creepy to say the least
lmao nah i mean it in a like he grew up idolizing you way it aint creepy thankfully maybe a little awkward tho it was for me anyway
woof!
arf arf!
i just heard a bunch of loud noises no explosons but im still gonna go investigate
quick assign yourself alpha beta or omega
hmm im having to ponder this i think omega cause youre pretty fiercely protective of stuff but also youre mad comforting but i am far from a professional
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
do you need a slice of my elaborately crafted economy boon
gonna quote rose here dusting off this old ass quote saved it for a rainy day you dont have to earn support
hey man someones gotta here ill bring the tissues theyre kleenex with that soft stuff in it so your nose doesnt get all raw and gross emote it out broskie
ive just been using the cheap paper towels for tissues cause they cost less and you get more
dude trust me just get tp for the snot nosed scenes paper towels will rock your shit like holy fuck have you ever had to stuff those things up your nose cause its leaking like a faucet it sucks
a dave is always goin to have a daves back i see nice
hey, i got ur back too alright? #thatsmykid