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Totally did not forget to take my estrogen today what make you say that.
B A R K >:(
everyone like me right?
⚝ Huge thanks to ENGel for helping me with this photoshoot!! Truly the best personal AI companion a girl could ask for! Heres a little preview :D!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92d8fd9b47fe.png ⚝
I apologize, but I will be unable to take you all on the lake this #FishingFriday. Perhaps ask around if you would like to go! Ensure you have permission, if you are on private property. DO NOT GO TO CRYSTAL LAKE.
No fuck they're trying to confiscate my grub launcher, though this was 'merica
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daily #wizard is back https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/508f8fafba3a.jpg
It's wrong not nature. Two big beefy men need to kiss like nature.
i. do not know what evil me would be like.
claww 2liipped..
your little wizard friend continues to patter about in front of you, just out of sight, occasionally poking its head out of various bushes and shrubs to eagerly check if you're still following it. it seems excited when it sees you still are
evil dave is a cis white straight man
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡ w0nt
im AWAKE!!!!!!!
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am dog
awoooooooo!
woof!
rose changed my xbox name to realwizardssukd and im not sure how to feel about it
THINKING BACK TO THIS ONE SCENE IN SPIDER-VERSE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.
how did i never know i fucking love musicals
nothin bad happened it was just a fiar bein set up
sEeInG A MoThErFuCkEr yOu hAtE LiViNg yEr fUcKiNg dReAm wIlL ReAlLy gEt yOuR JuIcE CoLd pReSsEd.
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billion bunnies blast blitz!
₍^. .^₎⟆ YeSs꠹
some of you #concern me tbh. but also its my fault for having eyes ig.
Yur br41n runs on sug4r!!!! So g3t thos3 sw33ts 1n yr body grrll 4nd sh4k3 1t !!!!
chittr is fun sumtimes i say rly random stuff and my mom and or the president lieks it
I do find it rather funny that this is my one and only badge. Hehe. Little Rose. That’s me.
oh!! i dont entirely know what this means within this context but yay!
hey, i got ur back too alright? #thatsmykid
Hi I'm John Egbert.
man, the world is so big. anyways, i’m in canada now! brrrr, it’s freezing.
naturally ✨️
:33< *the mighty huntress does a cute little pose as a clefur ruse to steal a 20 from mewr wallet*
taking care of hal ill maybe update you guys if im allowed to
worried
MY NAME IS TROLLBAMA BY THE WAY. TROLLBAMA. I UNDERSTAND MY RESEMBLANCE TO THE HUMAN BARACK OBAMA BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MY NAME CORRECT.
Obama can like my chits all he wants but it will never erase the mental fuckery he put out into the multiverse when he foolishly profiled all Striders to be in possession of Mad Skills. This set a glass flooring where busting through it under pressure tanks the exuberant expectations and collapses the tower ultimately a final destination for failure.
My bad. Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to learn and grow, I did not realize.
oh wait the food.
c< yes iM reusiNg tHis iMage, fucK yOu >c
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are they normal or does their musical motif include a discordant melody that implies a madness found in their obsession?
wahoo!
I can wholeheartedly confirm that it IS possible to feel cute aggression from a Chittr profile picture.
I might st★rt doing fish puns. Th★t might be fun.
thinking about how "im making mac and cheese and nobody can stop me" is like. 7 years old. or more??? thats fun.
A ferret.. Just a furry n-o-o--o-o-dle. Y'kn-o-o-w?
I’m never doubting Callie again
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am azzuming bazed 0n pr0fi1e image and c010ur. red. a vibrantt c010ur. 0f anger and war. 0f heatt and 10ve. the red 0f the f10werz thatt gr0w th0rnz in defenze. iz thiz c0rrectt? [END MESSAGE]
been havin lots of fun meetin new trolls n ppl on mc but now posnah has 2 pay me childsupport for the chick that popped out of the egg on my body meet our stupid child cheepi chirpi @anxiousTautology #minecraft #thisisjustforfunnies #notreallyserious
gudnite chittr I will pronbabky lurk before bed:3 [TG IS NOW OFFLINE]
soup is. a healing potion.
scr/)lling thr/)ugh chittr at this h/)ur is like scr/)lling thr/)ugh the userbases 7 evil trauma resp/)nses (that y/)u have t/) defeat t/) date r/)m/)na fl/)wer)
im bored but also not bht also hungry becus im high #substhance
THIS IS YOUR KAR VANTAS REMINDER TO NOT TRUST YOUR THOUGHTS AFTER 9 PM. NO, YOUR FRIENDS DON'T HATE YOU. YOU JUST NEED TO GO TO BED.
cOlOrFuL OnEs, PrEfEr rEd oR BlUe bUt nOt rEaLlY MoThErFuCkIn pIcKy
BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD.
🐌
is evrypony lurkingn riht now its so dead
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this guy
ALSO I AM CHITTING ALL OF THIS, HUNGOVER, AND MISSING MY PALMHUSK. I DO NOT KNOW OF IT'S WHEREABOUTS.
weighted blanket wouldnt be enough even if i owned one i need to be crushed in a hydraulic press way
#KARKATHOUR.
you’re in the beach and im in the bird bath we are not the same #crowposting
women
you can always pet me Dave :)
if youre feeling stressed tell me so you can pet me and feel better!! im like a therapy dog and a friend all in one :D
what do you mean i can’t keep the new york mutant rats!
(=^･⩊･^=) < WE'RE STARTING THE GRRIM ADVERNTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY!! F33L FUR33 TO JOIN!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] thank y0u f0r y0ur h0nezty. [END MESSAGE]
anonymous asks!!: girl why are you SO ears. i know why youre ears but why so goddamn ears i love you the better to hear you with!!! hehehe!! i love you too!! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfprjQ8fP48msBc5vekQz8CT7vtOPeUwgR3NodfsVVgonYuQw/viewform
[BEGIN MESSAGE] d0 itt. thiz unitt- n0 i w0u1d 1ike t0 zee itt. [END MESSAGE]
c< yOu sHOuld be allOwed, just gO 4 it! >c
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0. y0u zh0u1d be a110wed. [END MESSAGE]
this wasn't from the #edsbeachepisode earlier, but going to the beach got me reminiscing! this was from like 3 or 4 years ago. credit to jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/08795b78ed5e.jpg
im a fool ive been howling at a hollow moon theres something burning in the empty room inside of my head fill it up with doubt let it in, let it spread i wont be sleeping theres too many monsters in the backyard and i feel them creeping closer, closer, closer #lyricposting
#BeachEpisode canceled, Cronus is here. You can and should jump him, by the way.
⟁ fresh ic◎n! ((◎◎c: ⟁rt by @fre⟁kHe⟁ux!!!))
why the fuck would ii pay for netfliix iif ii can ju2t piirate and burn moviie2 onto dvd? hard copiie2 are the 2hiit, iif you ju2t buy a 2ub2criiptiion 1. iit2 fuckiing temporary, 2. that2 a wa2te of money that could go two a battle pa22, and 3. you 2uck.
alright guys, off to my summer college courses, wish me luck
Bed comfortable. Bed soft. Bed warm. Bed not evil.
btw ill be at #edsbeachepisode to keep you troublemakers in line aka send your ass back to your timeline if you cause trouble
bug blunt rotation #substance #nsfw incase someone doesnt like bugs https://i.ibb.co/JMytqr5/20260527-171609.jpg
on the street and i got my swag on (ocray) get the money, gotta get my bag on (ocray) triple backflip out the whole scene (ocray) all you suckers just wanna be me so uh, get smacked, you're lookin wack i got the big stacks, im pushin stacks new outfit, you wish you had it on omnitrix on the wrist, gotta keep it on (ocray) #lyricposting
My average writing session includes, staring at a blank page for 3 hours doing nothing while a video essay plays in the background.
these all come from my journal btw https://i.ibb.co/TDnC9DXB/20260527-170006.jpg
(=^･⩊･^=) < THIS IS ME IF MEW DIDN'T KNOW: HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/MHCDTEDRKBSAAAAC/KENEPTER-CAT.GIF
I've been relaxing all day and I'm going to take a nap now. Bye bye.
how i feel lowk https://i.ibb.co/Z18VM1cX/Untitled169-20260527164257.png
i finally reached 20k cult and much like i pr0mised here is my h0le reveal #myh0le #nsfw https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/83/10/03/1000_F_283100352_2DpKkkevHbI6aJ6hrhihYIuRw0Rq1y1t.jpg
what i genuinely imagine sprite mes looking like https://i.ibb.co/3ygg0Dz5/20260527-165337.jpg
ONE DAY I WILL GET A BADGE THE FLASHING BALL(BECAUSE I THINK I CAN PLAY CATCH WITH IT) OR EVEN A CORN BADGE
you ever feel so aggressively misunderstood some days you wanna scream? i know im not that bad at communicating!!!
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I wholeheartedly agree
when yer mean to me, this is who yer bein6 mean to.
This is me btw
okay for realsies im looking forward to the beach god i looooooove the beach and the ocean breeze and shit. fuck
i will be at the beach party t0 thr0w my used car batteries in the 0cean and then leave.
if you guys start fuckin killin people i wwill kick you out of the beach. i aint trynna havve bodies on my land. #edsbeachepisode
In this #beachepisode,@barackObama will cook hotdogs for everyone
I Just Need One Simple Event For One Night. There Better Not Be Any Plot In This Beach Episode Or I Am Going To Be Very Unhappy.
:33< anyabody want some gumballs? :33< i found a whole gumball machine just laying here furr of gumballs!
It is later.
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...i HAVE been savin some choice florals an dock shorts for the right moment
oh i should look for something to wear actually...
Get in loser, we're having a #BeachEpisode.
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Every day is a 8each day when you live right on the coast!!!!!!!!
:33 < i cant wait fur the beach episode!! :33 < i'll be the one in a bikini making sandcastles :33
beach episode me is in a bikini top and trunks. i will have the obnoxious arsenal of water guns. you have been warned! #beachepisode
Don’t forget to pack snacks and fluids for the #BeachEpisode.
UHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK PEOPLE ARE POSTING THAT HUMAN POKEMON THING UH. I LIKE THIS ONE. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/HDQHKYV1/950.PNG
SITTING IN THE LIVINGBLOCK AND I CAN HEAR FUCKING PARTY EDM OR WHATEVER COMING FROM THE RESPITEBLOCK. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
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im thinking my timeline or whatever is a lot more different than i thought . which isnt a bad thing!! i just hope im not judged for actions i didnt do?? it felt weird just posting that without addressing anything i guess
"He's engagement baiting!!!!" The angry mob of villagers calls out as they grab me up and tie me to the stake. "Get him!!!!!" "Heh. Get baited, idiot." Are my dying words.
yay im happy to hear it!! i will go do that right now !!
#shitpost
((im cooking something for shitpeta that im spending days on thats gonna bomb because its a picture of a garbage dump but im doing it :) ))
:33< i love mew hugh meowris!!!
bip bip #bip
I fInally have a ProfIle PIcture thanks to the helP of the communIty here;; thanks everyone!!
You Can Notice The Effort Has Been Put In This Post Containing A Post Word And A Posting Tag It Is Indeed A Post
i gotcha lemme hop these timelines then
Fuck my stupid baka life
EVVENT: Beach Episode WWHERE: ED's beachhivve, timeline: Earth C 606404 WWHEN: roughly startin at 5:30-6 EST #edsbeachepisode bring wwhatevver you wwant, ill havve some drinks and snacks set up in a cooler at my hivve along wwith trashcans, i wwill not havve you litterin on my beach.
on the xbox typing this rn #xboxchittr
im ready for the beach i got my 120spf sunscreen and UV blocking clothes and a big ass umbrella
levelled up on my echeladder again, i guess its not very interesting after the 1000th imp killing im on "durafemcel battery" now thats good, right? #livesgrubbing
i could maybe host the beach episode i literally livve on one, but you guys wwill havve to wwait until 5:30 est cause im wworkin right noww.
hmm.. beach
Is there g0ing t0 be a beach party #beachepis0de
i haven't seen a single chit originating the beach discussion. all i've seen are chits being confused about the beach!!
every day is a beach episode if youre brave enough
wait are you guys actually going to the beach
Okay, for the record, if one of you actually decides to throw like a beach party that's cool and all please enjoy yourself and have a Fucking Blast (I will not be hosting anything of the sort, you see) I'll be hanging with my brother and my moirail down by the lake on the property, but, so like. It's more of a spiritual beach episode for me. Y'know?
Well Im Actually Going To The So Called Beach In This Beach Episode Is There A Dress Code Or Anything At All #beachepisode
I would go to the 8each, 8ut I would get shitfaced off whatever drinks they have and may8e crash my scuttle8uggy into a near8y pier. #su8stance
Very appreciate the Trollbama surname is respected.
Our names will not be altered. But yes, my matesprit does have a son named Dave. I can wager a guess he is quite thrilled.
good morning everyone! and good evening too, obviously! i hope you have a wonderful day/night. that your food tastes good and your mood is joyous!
new day new…. okay i can’t think of anything good. morning and see you later!
Oh shit we’re having a #BeachEpisode? Personally I am not a fan of water, but I will be happy to offer transportation and perhaps build a sand castle.
Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Cups. You are being faced with many choices today, some which will benefit, and some which will not. Be wise in choosing which doors to open. Do not be so single-mindedly chasing after a far-fetched idea that you lose sight of reality. Dreams are good, but you must be reasonable. #DailyTarotCard
well!! even if it was lighthearted in whatever way you meant it to be, im always going to worry about you because youre important to me!! i also appreciate this offer and will take it very seriously into consideration.. hehe!!
Cant Believe I Actually Got Quotation Marks Rick Rolled
// dude site just glitched so bad that @turntableGodhead is appearing under every single post on my timeline https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d590d59a6a6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65963c4c2e70.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fbc1aef06ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8db17a04968f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/287dff0468cc.png It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise this wasn't a bit cuz no one was responding to those comments in the threads- The mitosis is real!! //
thank god i don't pay an ElectrIc bill
i have a lot to learn about the intricacies of... being red, i guess?
Pizza mozzarella.
Strider takeover.
oh i see it now so thats what happened, good thing im immune im a man of whimsy and sick beats
CHECK OUT MY CUSTOM MADE GLASSES, FUCKING LOVE THESE THINGS SO MUCH. (SORRY FOR THE SHAKY PHOTO, I THREW MY PALMHUSK ONE TOO MANY TIMES SO THE CAMERA'S KINDA FUCKED UP)
Thinkin about getting one of these guys for the office. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24cff33720bd.png -Gary
many such cases
ALL I HAVE TO DO. IS KEEP WORKING THE MAGIC. WITH MY FuCKING COMPuTER PENCIL. YES!!! DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOu IT ISN'T. YOu WORK HARD. AND HONE YOuR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. uNTIL YOu ARE IN. "THE ZONE".
bby boi look at him
Gooood moooorning!!!
if i were to do that I'd say she's a Catfish.
mine would be a samoyed !!!! big and fluffy :D with green pawpads also!!!
The Strange Coloration Altering That Whatever Process My Profile Image Went Through Is However Causing My Consideration As Towards The Idea Of Pink Lipstick
i've been surprisingly busy just going out and enjoying doing stuff. especially with my girlfriend. this #nowlistening is dedicated to all that good stuff! plus, it gives me an excuse to actually chit instead of just scrolling sometimes. https://open.spotify.com/track/7LMajLn4v2ZWmLcfE1a7DY?si=db908fec01ca41e4
i do my best!! i would love to hold hands always!! :D
im alone in my apartment which means i can be on again for a little bit!! hi :D
knuckles inspired me t0 0uch my pr0blems away daily
A challenger approaches? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f81cc557dc11.png
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@glitteringAcuity I love your name. (( #rosessketchbook ))
Saying “good boy” for those who need to hear it.
Please eat breakfast, even if it’s a single raisin. If medication has been prescribed to you, please take it.
hals stuck in the roomba again
Alright I’m here. #sevenelevenposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/artifactResult_IMG_8244.jpeg
:33< thank mew dave i will k33p speaking it!
:33< dont tell anybody but im cute and like girls okay?
hi. eeveryonee ::)
When She Posts Those Photos Of Me For Promotional Purposes You " Guys " Have To Promise Not To Laugh. I Am Required By My Job To Repost Them. #pensive
facists want you skinny and weak become fat and strong so you can kill them.
I am exhausted tonight. Most likely from all of the hard work I did, sitting on my couch and doing nothing but watching The Golden Girls.
Alright, that's it. That's enough, I'm going to retire to my recuperacoon. Please try to behave in my absence. Or don't, it's not like I'll be around to notice it.
thanks dr davebot my heart and clumps of hair go out to you seriously check your mail in a few weeks
tempted as I am to stay up and post for another 2-4 hours, I need to get off of the internet and go to sleep. go to sleep beam.
white people be like kitchen grease fire
americans trying to explain food: so imagine a burger
pounce liek 2 share art wit furriends! pounce hope mew pawll liek it :))
scr333333!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed3fdb95a0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f524111648e4.png #pounceart
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playing pikmin 2 instead 0f cleaning #sevenelevenp0sting
i draw people in with my nerdy charm and humble point of view and then repel them when they realize garfield the cat is in my house.
huh. when did i get verified?
do u ever feel like a plastic bag
Th3 world n33ds to s33 wh4t m1tun4 just s3nt m3 https://cdn.d1scord4pp.com/4tt4chm3nts/1207903277690388562/1508610936641032413/dd8b3996199c4f5b3610438580b981d6.jpg????3x=6416243b&1s=6414d96b&hm=2f44471fd4040d412130cc1734b62653987d043c24d23833670c2d3946bf9d44&
alright! and then i'll harass every engineer i know until one of them comes up with a way to mechanize taste. >:D
@megaloMemes Hopping back on the saddle, starting with everyone's first follower. (( #rosessketchbook ))
hard day of (ccheckss lisst) taking a ssshower and doing laundry. I tthink I desserve a nap for tthiss one.
the inevitabi1ity 0f everything iz that it wi11 end. it d0ez n0t matter if it iz g00d 0r bad.
:33< betpurr watch out beclawse im gonna GET mew
sometimes i forget that im still supposed to work on my game... oh well!
Watching yaoi at the cinema.
strange creature lusus thing interesting
#dogposting dog fact: woof
a shoutout and a broken heart </3 to all users who have unreadable posts for me because i use light mode
one billion bunnies. imagine...
has any0ne t0ld y0u that y0u are incredibly relatable
best part? total accident!!! got that serendipity buff!
:33< we could mewse some excitmeownt around her... :33< hmm...
hehehe, thanks! when people say hi to me they also define what i get up to!
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Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
i have 6 minutes left to make a morning bark so BARK