Laelya Garner
@cantrippedGeomancy
the witch of your chittr timeline | written by @fishGaming
*=_-^ t𝔥ey really seem t[] be targeting my typical safe residences a l[]t lately ^=_-'
*=_-^ t𝔥e v[]ices ^=_-'
*=_-^ 𝔥appy very late #yuriday ^=_-'
*=_-^ last week genuinely just felt like an anime filler arc ^=_-'
*=_-^ s𝔥[]uld it be c[]ncerning t𝔥at i'm ranked as 𝔥ig𝔥 as i am []n... 𝔥is tierlist? ^=_-'
*=_-^ idk if t𝔥is is necessarily a beam but fire beam #beam𝔥[]ur ^=_-'
*=_-^ b[]red ^=_-'
then get unb/)red
*=_-^ y[]u're asking me t[] just... sp[]ntane[]usly wis𝔥 s[]met𝔥ing t[] be d[]ne int[] existence? ^=_-'
fight with pe/)ple /)n chittr and get y/)ur hive address leaked. it w/)rked great f/)r me i was definitely n/)t b/)red. well i als/) might have rabies n/)w but thats neither here n/)r there
*=_-^ t𝔥ere's a reas[]n i g[] 𝔥em[]an[]n if my 𝔥ive address was leaked i'd be dead bef[]re y[]u c[]uld blink ^=_-'
mad i guess y/)u just need t/) get better luck
// almost accidentally just deleted laelya from existence, fuck my stupid chud life
c< well, i guess its abOut tiMe i advertise My fire extiNguisHiNg aNd reveNge arsON services! itll cOst ya sOMetHiN but, i caN dO it! >c
*=_-^ 𝔥mm i d[] remember s[]me[]ne tried t[] burn d[]wn my 𝔥ive last wipe ^=_-'
c< well! if yOu KNOw wHO! reveNge arsON services! >c
c< 299.99, fuel dONt cOMe cHeap! especially wHeN yOure bruNiN dOwN Hives! >c
*=_-^ i supp[]se y[]u're rig𝔥t ^=_-' [cantrippedGeomancy has sent 300 Caegar to megaloMemes!]
c< aigHt, giMMe a lOcatiON, aNd yOull see it iN tHe News sOON! >c
*=_-^ [-42.437853498857 62.4456363] s𝔥[]uld be t𝔥e 𝔥ive wit𝔥 t𝔥e balc[]ny t𝔥at l[][]ks like 𝔥[]rns, y[]u can't miss it ^=_-'
c< cONsider it dONe! >c
*=_-^ straig𝔥t up casting it and by it lets just say my spells ^=_-'
okay well now junior is hyperactive and honestly ?? I support this. #RIGHTSFORJUNIOR
Go juniorr go
*=_-^ 𝔥ell yea𝔥 ^=_-'
GO JUNIOR GO !!
*=_-^ 𝔥mm c[]ntemplating writing s[]met𝔥ing ^=_-'
*=_-^ 𝔥u𝔥 ^=_-'
*=_-^ we're witc𝔥ing t[]get𝔥er twin pick a rand[]m w[]rd and describe it as a p[]wer w[]rd spell: ie: p[]wer w[]rd c[]nstrain w[]uld bind t𝔥e f[]e ^=_-'
☆ Power word gun: it’s a gun☆
*=_-^ can y[]u c[]unter p[]wer w[]rd squeakbeasts wit𝔥 it (summ[]ns a large am[]unt []f squeakbeasts) ^=_-'
☆ I mean it’s a gun so yeah Kinda?☆
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
*=_-^ i cast ir[]n deficiency ^=_-'
⪩ 𓉸h sh⸸t my ⸸r⌖ns ⪨
*=_-^ g[]g my lips are s[] fucking dry ^=_-'
*=_-^ evil me be like: t𝔥e c[]ndesce's campaign against n[]n-standard-bl[][]ds is g[][]d actually ^=_-'
*=_-^ my ap[]l[]gies. was []n t𝔥e run f[]r t𝔥e past week ^=_-'