Llevyn Blaidd
@crypticClinomaniac
they/them local mutant freak. Running circles around ya, both physically and intellectually <3 with @threneticTempest, <3< with @abattoirsGutter
Reworking Llevyn into their Session-In-Progress version! This'll be their intro, which is gonna be a work in progress. Feel free to ignore. You stand in a dense jungle on a forsaken world in THE MEDIUM. Your world is known as LOCAZ, the LAND OF CONSTRUCTS AND ZIGGURATS, and is a mechanical construct of the game you have been playing with your friends for some time now, SGRUB. Your name is LLEVYN BLAIDD, and you are a MUTANT GOLDBLOOD. Though you lack much of the raw and controllable power of the standard member of your caste, you still retain the ability of ELECTROKINESIS and the potent power to enhance your body and weapons with this ability, as you cannot easily use it otherwise. In concert with your CHAINKIND strife specibus, you are a wildcard and highly dangerous threat in martial combat. When at rest, you require a telescoping CANE CRUTCH due to your DEBILITATING PHYSICAL DISABILITIES. You try hard not to focus on the FOREBODING PREMONITIONS you receive as a SEER OF DOOM. In your free time, of which you have little, you like to play COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAMES at a MEDIOCRE LEVEL. You are something of a guitarist and singer, though out of practice. Your primary hobby is all facets of tailoring, as you work with your NEEDLES EVERWEAVING telekinetically to craft nothing but the highest quality of garments. Your trolltag is crypticClinomaniac and you tend to call attention to the doublle lls that are the signature of your cursed familly lline.
to make this expllicitlly cllear: i do not want you. easier to address the room then each individuall
￣\ what if i was a scooby snack /￣
just allchemized the "Shacklles of Sisyphus" this shit is WAY too heavy for me llmao
why the fuck would you even do that lol
i was just randomlly combining chain shit it wasn't llike the goall or anything
yknow what, fa1r. sounds l1ke us1ng them to beg1n w1th would be a s1syphean task anyway
they have their perks. once you get them going, the mass of the chains, combined with momentum create a HEAVY impact. Steell rope woulld be more agille but have lless attack power.
cons1der1ng how heavy they l1kely are, 1t makes you wonder just how long you’d need to get them mov1ng for 1t to even be useful 1n a f1ght lol. sounds l1ke someone needs to p1ck up more strength tra1n1ng
For these new ones in particullar, yeah, you woulld probablly need an indigo or cllowns strength to adequatelly get these things moving around. I can theoretically get them fllying through the air, but it takes so much more effort and time to get them up to speed that it's just an impracticall sollution. My own normall chains are allready heavy enough, but they aren't so heavy that I can't get them going at a moment's notice.
at th1s rate 1 wonder 1f you can use them for someth1ng on your land as opposed to combat s1nce 1t’s so 1mpract1cal otherw1se
might be ablle to allchemize em into a really powerfull winch... hmm...
see? 1 have great 1deas somet1mes. more people should l1sten
i feell llike if you go into someone ellses post and start fllirting in the comments you shoulld probablly be llike, executed by firing squad or smth
yes i am aware i have done this at lleast once i am ready to make the ulltimate sacrifice for the greater good. or at lleast the greater sense of publlic decency
there's ♤ joke to be m♤de with the words squ♤d ♤nd qu♤d, but i ♤m s♤dly f♤iling to gr♤sp it.
I+ Is Always +he Hypocri+e Who Brays Firs+ I+ Seems. Never+heless, Your Recommenda+ion Is Probably For +he Public Good. I Volun+eer +o Aid In Your Inevi+able Execu+ion By Hundreds, Perhaps +housands Of Projec+iles.
thank you mastro. i allways said, "if i ever need to be horriblly ventillated by innumerablle missille weapons, mastro got my back 100%"
behold, the return of the sundered rubym♤ge, her s♤nguine estoc in prong once more. ♤ gre♤t de♤l of th♤nks to my de♤r p♤trons for the c♤eg♤rs to m♤ke ♤djustments enough to this vermilion g♤rb to don it proudly once more. in return for your generosity, there will soon be ♤ *free* drop of f♤nt♤sy m♤teri♤l. ((♤rt by @whetherNet ))
sometimes you h♤ve to embr♤ce your own hue ♤nd m♤ke ♤ st♤tement, you know?
7ou got that shit on
bllaidds allways win eventually.
1’m s1lenc1ng you for the rest of the n1ght
you know what @canS i take it back your nuts are not numb. perhaps top 5 lleast numb nuts of all time
PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME. AND. TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS A VERY INCLuSIVE. FORWARD THINKING AND PROGRESSIVE DEFINITION OF PEOPLE. IT INCLuDES EVEN SOME WOMEN. SOME DOGS. SOME HALF DOGS. HALF CATS. AND EVEN. A NONBINARY. OR TWO. ACTuALLY. MORE THAN TWO. "CALIBORN." THEY ASK. RESPECTFuLLY. WHILE BOWING. "WHY ARE YOu SO HARSH ON WOMEN? WOMEN ARE LOuD. AND CHOOSEY. BECAuSE THEIR FASTIDuOuSLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE ASSES ARE SO uSED TO BEING SEATED ON THE BACKS OF LIMP DICKED BETA MALES WHO BEND OVER BACKWARDS AS IMPROMPTu BENCHES FOR THEM. BuT WHY." THIS IS ALL PART OF THE QuESTION. TO BE CLEAR. I AM NOT SAYING THIS. PEOPLE JuST ASK ME THIS QuESTION A LOT. "BuT WHY CALIBORN. DO YOu NOT SIMPLY KILL THEM ALL?" AND THAT IS BECAuSE. I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. NOT. PRO LIFE. ABORTION IS FINE. I ACTuALLY FIND IT QuITE AMuSING. BuT I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. IN THE WAY THAT. YOu KNOW THOSE. OLD FuCK POLITICIANS THAT ALWAYS DIE GET TOLD. PRO LIFE. DIES ANYWAY. YES. IN THAT WAY. I HAVE FOuND. IN MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. FAR EXCEEDING ALL OTHER CALIBORNS THAT MAY BE ME. FROM ANOTHER POINT IN TIME. NOT AS WIZENED AS I AM NOW. THAT LIVING WOMEN. MAKE THE BEST SCREAMS. AND IDLE THREATS THEY CAN NEVER CARRY OuT. AND IMPOTENT LITTLE CALLS FOR HELP. BuT ALSO. DEEP. PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHTS. ON WOMANLY MATTERS. LIKE THE HOME. THE HEARTH. THE FIRE. ECONOMY. PSYCHOLOGY. AND YES. EVEN. DARE I SAY IT. MODERN EVENTS. I GuESS. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY. IS SOME WOMEN ARE WORTH SPEAKING TO. INSTEAD OF KILLING. ONLY SOME. BuT THAT NONZERO SuM OF SOME. HAS TRuLY GOT ME THINKING. BECAuSE SHE LIKED THE POST. I SHOuLD CLARIFY. THIS IS NOT ABOuT @adiosToreador. SHE HAS A BuTT. THAT OBSTRuCTS HER FROM SITTING DOWN ALL THE WAY. IN WHEELCHAIRS. HER EYES DO THIS DERPY FuCKING THOuSAND YARD STARE THING. WHENEVER SHE HAS FuCKALL TO SAY. WHICH IS OFTEN. HER FEET STINK. HER BREATH IS. BORDERLINE FIRE. LIKE. IT COuLD MELT POLAR ICE STRuCTuRES. SHE IS BAD AT MATH. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A REAL JOB. HER FAVORITE FIDuSPAWN ORB. GOT SODA SPILLED ON IT. SO IT DOES NOT WORK. AND WHEN SHE HOLDS HANDS. SHE DOES THIS ANNOYING FuCKING STuPID THING. WHERE SHE DIGS IN. WAY TOO HARD WITH HER NAILS. ALL OTHER WOMEN CAN. STILL POTENTIALLY BE SOME WOMEN THOuGH.
sitting on the ba(k of someone bending over ba(kwards is a fun mental image
KEEP IT. IT IS YOuRS. JuST DO NOT FORGET. THE. *THOuGHT BY CALIBORN FIRST*. WATERMARK. THAT SHOuLD BE SuPERIMPOSED WITH ITS LIKENESS. IN YOuR MIND. AS IT COLLECTS GREASE. AND SIZZLES IN YOuR MEATY THINKPAN. MADE MEATIER. AND BRAINIER. BY THE LATEST ADDITION. BROuGHT ON BY THE ENDER OF ALL THINGS. LORD CALIBORN.
i AM PROUD OF YOU, i THINK MAYBE, fOR EXPANDING YOUR HORIZONS, oN THIS MATTER, aND AM ESPECIALLY HAPPY YOU DID NOT ONLY, rEFER TO TWO NON-BINARY PEOPLE AS, tHAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF THEM, nOT BEING BINARY, sO i CAN TELL YOU ARE DO1NG YOUR BEST, tO BE WOKE, wHICH IS NICE AND, wELL, yOU ARE STILL FAILING WHICH, i GUESS LEADS TO ANNOYANCE BUT, bASICALLY i THINK THAT, iF YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO WOMEN IT IS, a SKILL ISSUE, sO, i AM INTRIGUED TO SEE YOUR SK1LL LEVEL AND WHETHER IT WILL, cONTINUE TO INCREASE OR, sIMPLY PLATEAU, aS IT IS, wHERE IT IS,
im gllad nonbinaries were inclluded, for otherwise it woulld be a strugglle for me to refer to this post as based
THANK YOu. I DESERVE THIS RECOGNITION. FOR MY MATuRITY. I TRuLY DO.
ABSOLuTELY. I CONSIDER IT. QuITE THE PRIORITY. I WAS BINARY ONCE. AND I FuCKING HATED IT SO MuCH I KILLED MYSELF. OR AT LEAST. HALF OF MYSELF. MENTAL HEALTH. IS A VERY SERIOuS TOPIC. I LOST A SISTER ONCE. AND IT WAS ALL MY FAuLT. IF I HAD DECIDED NOT TO BASICALLY KILL HER. SHE MIGHT EVEN STILL BE AROuND TODAY. SOBERING THOuGHT. BuT I HAVE MuCH LOuDER. AND MORE IMPORTANT MAN THOuGHTS TOO.
i was kidding earllier guys. i llove puzzlles! i llove having nothing to do but sollve puzzlles night in and night out! #puzzllegang!
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You've Already Hurt The Puzzle Community. There Is No Coming Back From That. #pensive #sosad
fuck. im going to be trapped in the puzzlle metroidvania for all time.
1s th1s a cry for help
#sympathetic #deserved
ooohhh ok you’re e1ther dead or dy1ng 1 see
sorry rouxlls hate to disappoint you llike that
I wille let you off easye. Thise time.
dailly reminder that fuck puzzlles #antipuzzllegang
one day chittr shoulld run an experiment where the most used noun on any account, allong with its synonyms, are banned from being used by that account. see how many peoplles posts quicklly are snuffed out by inabillity to tallk about more than one thing. mine woulld probablly be puzzlles. which honestlly not being ablle to bitch about those woulld probs be good for me
If you get beam attacks taken away from me there will be no reprieve for you
what're you gonna do? hit me with a beam? heheheheh.
THIS MIGHT BE WHAT WE NEED TO SNUFF OUT THE HEIGHT POSTING.
No, just a stick
i got bored of those a whille ago i mean ive seen most peoplle that participate do it mulltiplle times guys at this point put it in your bio llmaoo
you will find that more difficullt than you are hoping im a sllippery llittlle bitch
I got time
Okay. Initial outburst aside this is fascinating.
its a fun thought experiment. i hate to throw shade (i llie, llyinglly) but i think a llot of peoplle woulld fllounder without access to certain words or hashtags. but me? i have a nigh infinite reservoir of things to bitch about
you know what i miss. i miss when i was the Monarch of Money. that shit was stupid as hell. good times
what.
You can still get it back
oh it was a wholle fuckin thing back when i was harassing wrothe on the dailly. first i hand-taillored a wholle uniform for some cllown that runs a cllown college, in exchange for an Honorary PhD in Money. that pissed wrothe off, which was allready funny, but then there was a feferi, very nice girll, who decided to just GIVE me one of her tiaras - dont remember why to be honest, and gave me her bllessing to call mysellf a Monarch, which wrothe allso did not llike. hillarious.
true, but it just dont feell the same when the wholle point was to harass wrothe and i just dont have that spark anymore. wistfull sigh
okay, this rules.
one day you’ll f1nd a new subject of r1d1cule
Super|or|ty Complex? | F|nd |t Qu|te S|mple Actually.
one could say you’re above 1t
Ha~ha~! Another banger from Ptolmy Kanast~!
reall chitt ptollmy strikes hive once again
Believe in the me that believes in you, my chittrlings.
The children no longer recognize Gurren Lagann. #BasicallyANationalTragedy
c< tHey dONt???? tHis Next geNeratiON Has failed.... >c
c< we Need 2 rectify tHis IMMEDIATELY!!!! >c
the fuck 1s that
1 d1d but 1 just l1ke be1ng facet1ous
nothing better than putting a Baiken pllayer in the bllender. poor bitch got perfected. hits your boob with a yoyo. bridget gang #bridgetgang
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i shoulld not be beating all these strive pllayers whille 2 years rusty and llearning to use a fight stick for the first time whille ALLSO pllaying a llow tier come on guys step up your game
1’m choos1ng to bel1eve you are just that good w1th the f1ght1ng st1ck desp1te 1t be1ng your f1rst t1me. g1ve yourself some cred1t
im no llonger as bad as I was yesterday but im still way worse than i used to be. this thing certainlly hurts my hands lless though
1 stand to bel1eve you’ll get there lol. a learn1ng curve’s st1ll a learn1ng curve after all. awesome about the hand less hurty, surly you can use that energy for someth1ng else after
how could 1 have forgotten th1s 1n my prev1ous reply. s1gh. #suggest1ve