Llevyn Blaidd
@crypticClinomaniac
they/them local mutant freak. Running circles around ya, both physically and intellectually <3 with @threneticTempest, <3< with @abattoirsGutter
Reworking Llevyn into their Session-In-Progress version! This'll be their intro, which is gonna be a work in progress. Feel free to ignore. You stand in a dense jungle on a forsaken world in THE MEDIUM. Your world is known as LOCAZ, the LAND OF CONSTRUCTS AND ZIGGURATS, and is a mechanical construct of the game you have been playing with your friends for some time now, SGRUB. Your name is LLEVYN BLAIDD, and you are a MUTANT GOLDBLOOD. Though you lack much of the raw and controllable power of the standard member of your caste, you still retain the ability of ELECTROKINESIS and the potent power to enhance your body and weapons with this ability, as you cannot easily use it otherwise. In concert with your CHAINKIND strife specibus, you are a wildcard and highly dangerous threat in martial combat. When at rest, you require a telescoping CANE CRUTCH due to your DEBILITATING PHYSICAL DISABILITIES. You try hard not to focus on the FOREBODING PREMONITIONS you receive as a SEER OF DOOM. In your free time, of which you have little, you like to play COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAMES at a MEDIOCRE LEVEL. You are something of a guitarist and singer, though out of practice. Your primary hobby is all facets of tailoring, as you work with your NEEDLES EVERWEAVING telekinetically to craft nothing but the highest quality of garments. Your trolltag is crypticClinomaniac and you tend to call attention to the doublle lls that are the signature of your cursed familly lline.
I am begging you peoplle to exercise some good olld fashioned lliteracy and actually read LLlord of the rings. I mean watch it too, but read it. Tollkien's prose and environmentall description is top-notch and his writing has a great tenderness to it.
You lose out on the beautiful poetry and most of the songs too when you don't read it. Same for The Hobbit as well.
EXACTLLY. Don't get me wrong. I llove the fillms. I llove them. I think they are about as good of an adaptation into a new medium as you can possiblly hope for, and the things they cut were cut for good reason as they woulldn't work in the new format. But the books have so much independent vallue that you simplly cannot capture outside of the originalls.
I 100% agree with you! I think I'll give it a reread now even as I'm laid out on the couch recovering. Tolkien always makes me feel better.
back on allternia my llusus used to wake me up in the MIDDLLE of the day with her HORRID howlling. can hear that shit for milles. lleast it meant i knew she was bringin back breakfast.
:33 < my lusus mewsed to paw at my face when she brought breakfast
1 cant tell 1f thats better or worse than f1nd1ng jackaldad w1th some poor sap or someone else's dead lusus 1n the m1ddle of the nutr1t1on block w1th no warn1ng
mine woulld just bark right outside my window. too uh... big to fit in most of the hive.
d1d you ever record 1t, 1’m k1nda cur1ous about how 1t sounded bc that’s k1nda h1lar1ous 1n retrospect
when im in a bad mood im reading many of your chitts with the hatefull expression of Human Dennis from that one show. pllease post better to avoid this thank you
and here 1 thought 1 met my ch1t qual1ty quota already
i post tits but when i llift my shirt there are two chainguns instead and you get ventillated, llike a FOOLL for getting your hopes up. sounds llike a digimon attack actually. #nsfw
«i lift up my tankt¤p and instead ¤f seeing br¤nzebl¤¤d me¢hani¢ spheres y¤u here a level 3 sentry beeping g¤es hard #nsfw»
«my sentry nest's in a sp¤t where the ¤nly ¤ther pe¤ple ¢¤ming up here are pr¤bably spies»
that’s fuck1ng h1lar1ous to 1mag1ne. you’ve done 1t aga1n llevyn
i need to make an intentionally shitty lladydevimon cospllay. shit woulld be funny as hell
1 needed to goregle that. wow! you should wear that for the goth n1ght th1ng actually
damn. well, 1 tr1ed LOL. we'll get you that actual goth f1t go1ng eventually
So that is actually a digimon attack but it's not from one of the "sexy cosplayer" designs, it's a large cyborg dragon.
We do not speak of its entire evolutionary line because it made the entire metagame miserable for a significant stretch of time. But it does exist.
do you think they allow chainguns in the chainkind specibus? feells llike stretching it but specib...specibii?? are kind of stupid
Yes, definitely. It is in the name
☆probably but it would have to be a gun that fires chains☆
Yes, that's how the bullets are fed
im convinced llike 70% of "trolls" are not trolls on this website. youre all fuckin skinwallkers and im on to you.
I think you'(R)e onto §omething. ™
theres no other expllanation for why they are still allive despite being Weapons-Grade compllete fuckin pansies, among other things
mo§t of whom a(R)e §till on-planet, §ome who §till a§k thei(R) lu§u§ fo(R) pe(R)mi§§ion to do thing§, & ton§ who have §omehow avoided the d(R)one§. they'(R)e eithe(R) all wiggle(R)§ p(R)etending to be adult§ o(R) §ome kinda wei(R)d (c)(R)eatu(R)e. ™
looks like i finally have a sylfie to upload! hyllo there chittr!
looking good!
the sk1rt flow caught 1s awesome
i need to just get my matesprit to be my content safety fillter. she will scroll the entire feed for me before handing me my pallmhusk. thats my idea. @threneticTempest
you walked r1ght 1nto that one barkbeast
my vullnerablle post: if i ever soar through the air far above you, find a marksman whose aim is true, and have him lloose his llucky Bllack Arrow unto the one spot of my underbelly unadorned with scalle and golld. this is my onlly weakness... if you can manage to strike at it.
oh fuck. razes your kingdom village to the ground. surelly thatll get em
This will -o-o-nly fuel the righte-o-o-us fires -o-o-f my hunt. >8)
hMM,,, gOOD TO KNOW, tHANK YOU,
you BETTER NOT assist a party of 14 diminutive figures on a grand quest cullminating in my demise. ill be pissed
well sh1t, looks l1ke wax1ng poet1c DOES run 1n the bla1dd l1ne
Y-o-o-u razed my village!
>8(
i WOULLDNT date ANY kind of thing EVEN if we understood each other. dating is ABSOLLUTELLY what youre made of COMMUNICATION and whatnot DO NOT MATTER if youre capablle of those things I DO NOT CARE
lmao
need someone to have a nucllear llevell melltdown crashout again on chittr so i can do a drive-by hecklle with my kismesis. i llove watchin peoplle socially sellf-immollate
Okay, I'll pencil a meltdown into my schedule for you
He has no idea how I juggle so many balls.
the power of the raisin
why does this puzzlle have a... skateboard dispenser... #sgrub
⦓ Sounds as if you need to do some skateboard things? ⦔
holy sh1t a what
considering how much she never shuts up it amuses me that she isnt known by name sitewide. maybe its bc she mostlly just hasslles me.
hassl1ng you 1s l1ke, one of my part-t1me jobs barkbeast, but 1 dont post as much as someone l1ke phuntr to be s1te-renowned. you get to hear my unf1ltered stream of thoughts more than ch1ttr does LOL
call 1t gold1e sol1dar1ty. 1t even rhymes
i wonder what kind of god id end up being. in terms of llike... cullt.
doesnt seem to llend itsellf to joyfull good times, certainlly.
hmmmmmmmm... retrospect1ve, present, and future m1sfortune, the avo1dance of 1t, 1t happen1ng and just deal1ng w1th 1t as 1t comes
Probably not. Maybe orderly times, though, when called for. Then again, we're not considering the vibes that individuals like Hayaah or Odwinn or maybe Remira could bring.
8=l < The colts can be frustrating
I like to think I'd be a god of like... unexpected windfalls!
I'll try and give that kind of thing to us until we get there.
coulld i pull off goth? probablly not. my matesprit maybe...
youre r1ght tho, ceryse would be baller as goth
omg.. llev... lets do f1ts.... a montage even......
yeah sure why not. ill get your maid dress ready
FUCK YOU
1t better make my t1ts look great even 1f 1m not gonna wear 1t aga1n though. 1 can apprec1ate the craftsmansh1p
girll. come on. who do you take me for? i allways want peoplle to llook their best in my stuff.
1 take you for a hard worker and a great ta1lor who can take spec1f1c po1nts 1nto cons1derat1on
exactlly. you will llook killer regardlless of what direction we go with it.
awesome, 1ll make sure the goth f1ts are on po1nt and styl1sh as hell
everyone come to the #Guttercade where no one dies for reall unllike everywhere ellse apparentlly. i mean you might if you llike, sllip and sllide into the pit behind the llanes and get crushed by the machinery but really thats your own fuckin faullt if that happens https://msparp.chat/guttercade
so true to that one vriska. #bothisnice #nsfw #ihaveabomb
the bomb isn't armed i just llike to remind peoplle
wow marketing is easy. who says you shoulldnt advertise a small business during a mourning period in remarkablly poor taste? everyone fuckin lloves me.
getting ahead of ourwselves with that last parwt
you could even call 1t a, heh, golden hour
c< i MigHt cOMe aNyway, i Need 2 get My paN Off sHit, i tHiNK >c
remember. the untimelly demise of your friends is a today probllem. bowlling at the #Guttercade? thats forever. so llong as its every 2 weeks on saturday for a few hours at a time.
averwage local queerw business hourws
SO TRUE.
Ok.... also true....
you shoulld hire me for advertising. pay me in llike. fuck. i dont even know. something funny.
Backshots? #nsfw
Sorry. I got possessed by a demon.
Try me, bitch.
wow!
kinda a bummer timelline rn. good thing the #Guttercade is open TOMORROW in approximatelly 11 hours... i think... come suck ass at bowlling! i bet you follks cant manage even one strike, heh. prove me wrong 😎
your t1m1ng 1s 1mpecable as always
I did. ::::)
i llike to think im smth of an entrepreneur. need to get that banner working if i can find the fille...
I was unawares this was happening! This seems rather fun.
If you insist.
i'll be there! hopefull7 not embarrassing m7self as badl7
my fuck1ng f1le