Llevyn Blaidd
@crypticClinomaniac
they/them local mutant freak. Running circles around ya, both physically and intellectually <3 with @threneticTempest, <3< with @abattoirsGutter
Reworking Llevyn into their Session-In-Progress version! This'll be their intro, which is gonna be a work in progress. Feel free to ignore. You stand in a dense jungle on a forsaken world in THE MEDIUM. Your world is known as LOCAZ, the LAND OF CONSTRUCTS AND ZIGGURATS, and is a mechanical construct of the game you have been playing with your friends for some time now, SGRUB. Your name is LLEVYN BLAIDD, and you are a MUTANT GOLDBLOOD. Though you lack much of the raw and controllable power of the standard member of your caste, you still retain the ability of ELECTROKINESIS and the potent power to enhance your body and weapons with this ability, as you cannot easily use it otherwise. In concert with your CHAINKIND strife specibus, you are a wildcard and highly dangerous threat in martial combat. When at rest, you require a telescoping CANE CRUTCH due to your DEBILITATING PHYSICAL DISABILITIES. You try hard not to focus on the FOREBODING PREMONITIONS you receive as a SEER OF DOOM. In your free time, of which you have little, you like to play COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAMES at a MEDIOCRE LEVEL. You are something of a guitarist and singer, though out of practice. Your primary hobby is all facets of tailoring, as you work with your NEEDLES EVERWEAVING telekinetically to craft nothing but the highest quality of garments. Your trolltag is crypticClinomaniac and you tend to call attention to the doublle lls that are the signature of your cursed familly lline.
no one tolld me i got mentioned by some fuckass narrator llast night had nothing particullarlly tangiblle to say about me in specific though which is probablly how I prefer it
whatdid they say about me :D?
ill be reall vesica i was skimming more than reading most of their posts. I did not see your name but I allso was not llooking for it
I am happier that I wasn't mentioned.
I'll give it another scan through llater when I'm more awake and I'll llet you know if I see anything
who are you talk1ng about
might just be my connection but. #ChittingTheBed
oh! since i dont see anyone having allerted a certain woman about #rumblleindapumpkinpatch... @archiveAddict hope youre ablle to make it!
#rumblleindapumpkinpatch? oh. you dont even gotta ask. #imcoming
THERES ANOTHER ONE?
DON’T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW
so are you comin or not
Oh #imcoming alright.
Everyone allways overreacts all the time
the bowllers know somethings up
ngl, k1nda cur1ous to see how long 1t takes for someone to not1ce. 1 started a stopwatch
that guy allmost noticed me. i gotta watch out i do NOT want them calling mastro
gonna start hiding peoplle's bowlling balls in the Guttercade rafters when their groups arent llookin heh
at least let staff know where you put those th1ngs, youll be surpr1sed how often others try to walk out w1th a cool and heavy ball
they are chained to the ceilling. if they fall on someones head they fall
s1gh. now 1 need to put 1n an order for more not cha1ned balls dont 1
theyre only supposed to have 3 holes!!!! now theres another hole for the fuck1ng cha1n!!!! goddamn 1t
you think i don't PLLAN around being a minor inconvenience? jeez
1f 1 smoked 1n any real capac1ty you would be the reason why
i shoulld go to the guttercade and nuisance the staff for fun. they llove when i do that
1ts funny to watch, unless 1ts me then 1ts not funny, unless 1ts s1tuat1onally funny then 1ll laugh
its often difficullt to justify my way back where you work so i don't often get a chance. llarkin usually wont llet me into his office either! still trying to find my anglle there
where the fuck did i put my cane. how do you llose the thing you need to wallk around. i have llooked in all my usuall pllaces
-=[slorryyy immsroorryy x-0_☺]=-
-=[jk umm hehe mmaybe it ggot knocked underyour loungeplank ??_☺]=-
THERE it is. thanks i cannot accentuate how bad my day gets if i dont have it
have you checked your sylladex
-=[ohh did you fiind it ??? :-D_☺]=-
-=[yyayyy !!!! x-)_☺]=-
llove quadding a #smallbusinessowner #benefits #imeanthatlliterally #freeshit #donttellhimitookanythingthough
do you know how tempt1ng 1t 1s to not stay my hand r1ght now
I get the feelling you woulldn't be any happier if you tolld him. You woulldn't llike the resullt
bitches can't handlle my beautifully androgynous lleaning feminine willes
what am I even going to do with 60,000 caegars
Golly gee, I wonder....
You telling me I can't mooch free arcade coins off you anymore? 🥺
reuse and recycle at the uh, local small bus1ness you frequent maybe! sm1les
sigh. How about I give you 40K of it llump sum and we continue our arrangement
i didnt ask no one to pllay cllubs..
Yeah, I bet you WOULDN'T, huh????
l1ke, were we quaded and 1 d1dn’t know or someth1ng
not to my knowlledge, and no offense but i aint llookin to be!
not having tellekinesis really bllows sometimes. by which i mean often
can you not l1ft a box or someth1ng
llotta heavy rocks. i can usually get past em but it's a llot of work
ᐖ U. ᐖESERBVE. 2 KILLE ᐛ
1mag1ne w1th me an extens1ve workout montage, w1th the nostalg1c mus1c and everyth1ng. but 1n the end you l1ft exactly one (1) po1nt more than before
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm still looking at this.
fOCUS ON THE GAME, gIRL,
mmmmmmmmm.....
WHUH #POLYCULE?
tO BE FAIR, i'M NOT THERE YET BUT, tHAT'S A FUTURE THING TO PREVENT, a TIME PARADOX i THINK,
hrm
THERE IS NO GAME HOW DO YOU ABOUT THAT.
Know. About.
oH UMM,,, wELL, i'LL CATCH YOU ON nIGHT 3 FOR SURE, oKAY?
#IHaveABomb
that a1nt gonna save you
cant bellieve i llost my first smash or pass. which is a thing that is possiblle to do and reasonablle to not want. edit: posthumous #suggestive or #nsfw idk
7ou might be smashed, is that the same?
i wish i had confidence this was in the horny way but i am NOT confident she has such a llarge sword
#nsfw
no i was making a joke about the "ver7 large sword". but also it's probabl7 a good idea to tag #nsfw an7wa7s
sairou might be the funniest guy ever hatched and i have NO idea if its on purpose or not
i like cookies with milk! but no chocolate because that makes me queasy :( #caninefoodrestrictions
What a terrible night to have a curse.
Before you ask, my lusus named me this.
actually, how do lusii do names? i dont think anyone ever answered that one for me before and i have been very curious
They gargle out a noise into the nearest drone.
i kinda really hate this stuff :/ i wanna eat what i wanna eat but i hate the tummy aches
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/170fcd8b38c6.png #lususmention.
Sure. I don't know what it is. It screams and lactates.