♦ pitied by @crypticClinomaniac
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthe zame. tthey are fun. [END MESSAGE]
No, just a stick
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
꒰𓇼 the wsters are very f☾ll t𖦹day w𖦹a𖦹w thank c𖦹d i have my 𖦹wn pers𖦹nal bath at hive..asife ff𖦹m the wj𖦹le park 𖦹f c𖦹☾rse 𓇼꒱
🞜 this is why illumi x hisoka is goated.
its KINd of strange SPENdING time with someone you know you have LIMITEd time with, the awareness that every moment together is on a timer. i cant dECIdE whether to be angry or SAd or to just try ANd enjoy the time left together. its HARd. i look at him ANd get torn between crying ANd yelling. why COULdNT you just live. why COULdNT you HOLd out a little longer. am i SUPPOSEd to be left here, is that what you want. ?to leave be BEHINd? i know its not fair to blame him. i know that. its my fault this is haPPening to him ANd yet... i dONT know what to dO. i just dONT know. i wish he COULd stay forever ANd BUILd a life time of memories with me. maybe its silly to be so ATTACHEd in such a short time but i cant helP what i feel. hes my best FRIENd. i SHOULd have EXPECTEd our time together to be cut short. i knew his time on this alternia was LIMITEd but i still ALLOWEd myself to hoPe that maybe we COULd overcome this, that he COULd stay with me forever. i was STUPId. it dOESNT dO any GOOd to Pray, not to a messiah who cant hear me. this ORdEAL has been testing my faith, the IdEA that the messiahs will always know where i am, what im dOING, how im in NEEd of a miracle, it isnt there anymore. i know they cant always be there, she has her own matters to dEAL with. but i still wish.... no it dOESNT matter what i wish. this is whats haPPening ANd i cant dO anything to change that. im sorry little mister. i dO love you. even if i COULdNT Protect you. i dONT know if i can Protect anyone. im sorry. #cw-death #littlemister #mourning #tobeburied #PuPPet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i MISSPELLEd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
The stril0ndes are at it again #incest #suggestive
Plush. Soaked? Overtime... Guh. GUH
cONGRATS jANE, oR SORRY TH1S HAPPENED?
No, the human version. One single punch from any troll on this planet would reduce me to nothing but loot.
WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN TO ZEND THAR
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Wtf is wrong with Creep????
It's a good song! But no, not my favorite.
Oh no! It's the worst song in a list of songs tier songs! What are we gonna do????
-^▽sing text to speech. I’ve been absent. I become worse by the min∇te. I can hardly keep my eyes open for more than ten min∇tes at a time. My head is constantly reeling, my body is hot, and I haven’t eaten in fo∇r nights. I do believe I am abo∇t to die. Gen∇inely. I’m not saying this for sympathy or pity b∇t this very well co∇ld be the last post I ever make. And if it is then goodbye.^-
this is unbeconning. you shouldn't respond any nnore.
pro8a8ly not, they kinda enjoy sapping out any and all sem8lance of self-esteem already
࣪⊹₊˚{ HOWWWW are you going to be all like, ""ooh girllll yeah i literally detest + revile you babe yeahhhh i literally want to draw + quarter you like one of my mauve girls <3<"" }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + THEN ACT SOOOO CONFUSED WHEN YOU TRY TO HATE BACK!!!! likeeee. HELLO???? }*ᯅ*{ WHERED THE HATER GO???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont keep track of games that dont have an analog counterpart }.____.{ you honestlyyyy need some finer tastes in your life }˚₊⊹ ࣪
!hey EVERYBOdY get COdEPENdENT with me! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
nah dont efin bother with that one that pun sucked
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. AVOIDING YOu FOR AN ENTIRE HOuR. WAS RIDICuLOuS. AND uNWIELDY. IF I HAVE TO PuLL THAT STuNT AGAIN. I WILL EJACuLATE THE LOuDEST SERIES OF EARBLEED INDuCING ASS SYLLABIC OBJECTIONS. YOuR STuPID BITCH WOMAN BRAIN HAS EVER POPuLATED YOuR HEAD WITH. LISTEN TO ME. AND LISTEN WELL. I WILL NOT BE DENIED. I WILL NOT BE EDGE CASED. OR FORCED TO THE BRINK OF SATISFACTION. AND HAVE IT RIPPED AWAY FROM ME. YOuR LuRID IMAGININGS. CONCERNING HOLDING HANDS. YuCK. LOCKING EYES. ICKY. FROLICKING ABOuT THE MAYPOLE. THAT IS MY SHEER AND ALL ASSuMINGLY IMPOSING GIRTH. WILL NOT BECOME A REGuLAR THING FOR uS. IF WE ARE TO HAVE ANTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. AN uNDERSTANDING. A WARMTH. A FuRTIVE KIND OF TuG. AT THE BACK OF THE THROAT. MuCH LIKE VOMIT. BuT MORE POPuLOuS. MuCH LIKE ASPHYXIA. BuT MORE HANDS FREE AND BREATHLESS. MuCH LIKE AN ARRHTHMIA. BuT FAR MORE ELECTRIC. IF YOu AND I ARE GOING TO SHARE MANY A #TAVROSHOuR TOGETHER. THEN YOu WILL NEED TO PROPERLY METER OuT THESE MEASuREMENTS. AND THESE CONTESTINGS OF MY WRETCHED DOMINANCE. AS YOuR uNOPPOSED RIVAL AND OVERLORD. IF I AM SuPPORTING YOu. IT WILL BE MuCH AKIN TO THE KIND OF SuPPORT A NOOSE OFFERS A FERRIED BODY WHEN IT SWINGS FROM THE GALLOWS. IF I AM GOING TO SEEM IN ANY WAY CLEAR CuT AND DRY. IT WILL BE BECAuSE I AM FASHIONING A COAT OuT OF YOuR GOOD MATERIAL TO WORK WITH. LEFT BEHIND ONCE YOu ARE VERY MuCH DEAD. IF MY ONSLAuGHTS OF. SWEET NOTHINGS. BE SuRE TO CATEGORIZE THE TASTE. WHEN THEY REACH YOuR TONGuE. THEY ARE NOT JuST NOTHINGS. BuT SWEET NOTHINGS. LIKE A GOOD LOLLY JuJu. THEN YOu WILL HAVE TO COME ALSO. I CANNOT FuCKING STAND THE IDEA OF DRAGGING SOMEONE. SINKING MY TEETH INTO SOMEONE. PuTTING FORWARD THAT RIDICuLOuS AMOuNT OF EMOTIONAL ENERGY INTO SOETHING OR SOMEONE. JuST FOR THEM TO MEANDER AND SLIP AWAY. IT IS FuCKED uP BEYOND WORDS TO DO IT JuSTICE. CALLING ME. GOOD AND READY. IS SOMETHING OF A MISNOMER. I APPRECIATE YOu BEING CROSS WITH ME. I WANT YOuR ANGER. YOuR ANIMOSITY. YOuR BAD BROMANCE. SIS...TROMANCE. I AM CLEARLY THE BROTHER TO YOuR SISTER IN THIS BROMANCE. I WANT TO BE BROMANCE. RECEIVING YOuR SISMANCE. HERMANCE? WOMANCE. WO FOR WOMAN. I WANT YOuR ASS. TO BE. WHERE MY ASS RECEIVING JAW IS. SO TO SPEAK. WHERE THE COLLECTIVE. SYNECHDOCHE SYNECHDOuCHE. OFYOuR ENTIRE PERSON RESIDES. I WANT TO SLIDE uNDER THERE. AND INTERCEPT IT. YOu SHOuLD DEMAND THINGS OF ME. SO I CAN LAuGH IT uP. TAVROS. TO BE QuITE HONEST WITH YOu. YOu MAKE ME WANT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO HAVE AND HOLD YOuR ATTENTION. I WANT TO PuT YOu BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR SO YOu HAVE TO DEPEND ON ME FOR ENRICHMENT. I WANT TO PLuCK YOu uP AND SWING YOu AROuND LIKE THE STuPID FuCKING FLuTTERY WING FAIRY THING YOu ARE. I WANT TO WEDGE MY FORKED TONGuE BETWETEDSG..W.EHG...Y..A...S...S...W.E....uJDS... FORGIVE ME. I SEME TO HAVE BLACK ED Ou T ON MY KEY S.G THERE IS D R OOL EVER Y WHERE. #N SSSSS # NFW #NSWF #NSFW #VIOLENCE #TASSGROSS #NITRAMBuu #TT
#jadesbeachadventure #hermitcrab #railroadvine
i AM ACTUALLY, pRETTY TALL, tHANK YOU,
The yoke of greatness is weightless when you're built to wear it like I am.
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
* not necessarily trying to do that even though i understand why you add that condition. i appreciate clarifying to make sure though
happy #mo1ra1lmonday and #matespr1tmonday 1 a1nt gotta worry about any of that sh*t lmao... 💪
sIGH,,,,,,,,
The ₱ayment'$ been made. Little minno₩$ are free to kee₱ $₩imming in my ₱ond.
-- turntechgodsaid [tg]s phone has been destroyed! --
T)(-ER-ES NONS-ENS-E
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
you know what i just need to rwefrwame my perwspective therwe is always an upside if anything this has all just been an upscale to my moe stat i am not owned i have simply just furwtherw enhanced my moe this has just been an extended trwaining session i am being temperwed like steel and being honed into a sharwp blade of charwisma and they will neverw know what hit them next time i see them arwound i will unsheathe my devastating charwm and nothing will be left to tell the tale
I’d consider it closer to seeing someone with a bomb vest and pulling out a gun, if we’re using that analogy.
I am far too tired to not be asleep right now, and yet here I am, notably not asleep.
♯what / ♯shoo
They're probably lesbians, Miss Crocker.
oKAY, yAY, i DO NOT HAVE, aNY PEE OPINIONS,
I MIGHTVE BEEN PANTING AND HUFFING BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
You can't be chitting like this in decapitation range, Llevyn.
You can't be chitting this in decapitation range.
⚗ yes. good. now whatever you DO, keep your head LEVEL. peer UP. you'll thank. me. later.
uuhat is there to "kid" about?
be strong peixes
The gutter comes from the bowling alley, hahahaha. It's a barcade and bowling alley, but I try to keep it a little more high end, especially where food is involved. We've got some vintage classic games available 4 the discerning player, as well as a few cabinets (pinball and arcade cabinets, to be clear) developed by our team on site.
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
The precise hour is not quite upon us, but I am admittedly quite tired and wish to retire, hopefully in your company. The date, however, is correct, so I shall somewhat embarrassingly wish @crypticClinomaniac a happy 4th sweep celebration for our matespritship. May we continue to strive towards ever greater heights in one another's fine company. <3
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o-)- genuinely this live chat is full of the most idiotic trolls on this planet save for like a few. very small few. maybe like 1 or 2. oh my god #ucedestorment
o-)- don't call him a clown you ridiculous blobface
-^Soon. #∇cedestorment #warehivewoods Lmfao. S∇re.^-
o-)- this is literally so stupid ≽(=m = ≼マ #ucedestorment
-^Jess∇s. Making it a whole prod∇ction. Rolling my eyes.^-
-^@cationicAgonist Might as well add yo∇r preferred f∇neral songs to that playlist.^-
o-)- okay well i thought it was just a funny haha joke
I'd be willing to bet money that half the corruption posters don't even know what that ordeal is actually like.
oh my god ._.
1 W1LL BE BACK, oN MY FEET BEFORE 1 KNOW 1T, aHAHA, aHAHA, hA, aHA, aHAHAHAHA,
It smells like antiseptic and 8lood and she keeps looking at me like I'M the one who should 8e pitied.
hOPITAL
[Vriska's palmhusk is stuffed into a pocket... yet it still record manages to pick up some chatter.] Why did you keep going? Why did you keep going, oh my god. Oh god-- your legs. Your legs! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. #gore
[Tavros's phone is set up aimed at Vriska in her Mortal Kombat "FINISH HER" pose. Tavros screams from off-camera then charges into view. She's fast, faster than she has any right to be, with her head low for her iconic charge attack. Closer, closer, closer,,, vriska falls back down just before Tavros rams her with her horn, and she keeps running. And running. And running. Until she runs right off the edge. Her scream fades into silence, then a sudden, sharp yelp. The feed continues for a few minutes, with Tavros's pained voice coming up now and then. Just as the vriska starts to stir the video ends and auto-posts.] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE #GORE
HEARD. I'LL CONTINUE TO BE MEAN.
IT IS OKAY BECAUSE WE MIGHT BE SO BACK????
but the loop is only within today! why cant it at least end right before the bad thing??? aauuggghhh....
7ou do know the7 put (hoking hazard warnings on small things, right
I LOVE YOUR SHIELd PLEASE KEEP POSTING FOREVER -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Nyahahahahahaha hehehehehehehe ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Yeah. :)
i SENT, aN INVITATION,,,
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' You sprinkle a little disrespect at a clowns oversized footwear, and the mirthful little pricks come shooting up after you, hehehehe! #suggestive
(Oh that’s…sad but I’m sure you will find friends and family to have a good time with, I’m 413 million years old and I only had a good friend for the last 13 years, good things come for those who waits) Woof
I still can't 8elieve Karkat took my door like some kind of angry fundamentalist human lusus. Classic Karkat!!!!!!!!
bleh so much sad serpaz, gotta get back on the saddle! (not literally though, if I see another omenbeast, im letting the evil serpaz out) it's the return of the jokes!!!! what did the zombie say to the other zombie? NOTHING!!! theyre both dead (|:)))
HE MAdE. MY PRECIOUS MOIRAIL. WHO I PALE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLd. MAd AT ME. ANd NOW I THINK HE IS BREAKING UP WITH ME. NEEIHT MEGANES LIFE ENdS TONIGHT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
luck favors the prepared, and my friends are more than ready! and hey, if i figure things out, i could have all the time in the world! hooray!
I am happier that I wasn't mentioned.
THERES ANOTHER ONE?
wOO! gO jAKE "tHE sNAKE" eNGLISH, i AM ROOTING FOR YOU, aLSO COULD YOU ASK dIRK ABOUT, tHE PROPOSAL i SENT, aHAHA, iT SAID MY EMAIL ADDRESS WAS BLOCKED BY, tHE BUSINESS ADDRESS WHICH, mUST BE A MISTAKE AND i THINK HE HAS NOT SEEN MY DMS, aSKING FOR HIS PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS, tO WHICH TO SEND MY INQUIRIES INSTEAD,
right through m7 fingers. in(redible #vagueposting
hmmm. ppppppass, now. but i bet 7ou (ould (hange that
youre dy1ng youre do1ng to d1e
i like cookies with milk! but no chocolate because that makes me queasy :( #caninefoodrestrictions
NOOOOO ITSS A MISSUNDERSSTANDING PLEASSE OFFICER I SSWEAR
It didn't seem like it.
[this users palmhusk has exploded!]
We here at SKAIANET have a dedicated workforce of agents on stand-by to meet the inquiries and documented feedback of players at all times.
#NoDontWorry #ILikeTheGuy #ButIThinkItsFunnyToBullyHim #InHarmlessWays #HesMyFriend
I have 8 copies of it in my pod.
there. done. rot, 7ou pie(e of shit. rot and be forgotten
I WANNA FUCK CRONUS SO BAD. (No you don't.) #nsfw
hochi mama island HEYYOO
W )( A T ////////// I M P O S S I B L ------------------E !!!!!! //////////
1M TRY1NG TO DO SOMETH1NG HERE DOG
goregle how can 1 long d1stance stop someone else from ch1tt1ng
// I think I have to go live in the woods for the rest of me life now
- @tummblingTenet Theyre letting mme off the showe set tonight for #AnglesNutrition #Block palebro so you know what that mmeans 😏🫱 -- Can i pap you fromm behind again tonightxxx 🤣🤣🤣 #NotSafeForSafe ##NSWF #Nsfw #<>z
- The e window is rolled up and I havve mmy favorite shows; on, Hayah! a😁😁
i WILL DEFEAT YOU,
Room 3, Part 2 [The v1deo cont1nues after Wrothe 1s g1ven the two-way damn1ng opt1ons. He shuffles over, water st1ll dr1pp1ng from h1s cloth1ng, w1th the occas1onal leach dropp1ng off to the ground after tak1ng 1ts f1ll. W1th h1s free hand, he reaches out. Notably shak1ng, whether from fear or bloodloss from the leaches (that's up to the v1ewer to dec1de), h1s hand hovers from the yao1 to the caegars and back to the yao1. Wrothe hes1tates above the yao1, h1s shak1ng slow1ng down for a moment as 1t seems that he made h1s dec1s1on. 1n the last second, he changes h1s target to the caegars. Wrothe's wet (1t looks more l1ke sweat than water now) free hand d1ves 1nto the p1le w1th shuffles and clanks as the money sh1fts from be1ng d1sturbed. As fast as he could (surpr1s1ngly fast), he removes h1s hand, caegars sp1ll1ng out between h1s f1ngers. The bear trap's open maw does not move beyond a creak-snap that echoes throughout the room 1n tandem w1th the cl1nks and clanks of fall1ng co1nage. The PA system stat1cs 1tself back to l1fe. "oh my Fuck1ng GOD you have GOT to be FUCK1NG K1DD1NG ME-"] @gratu1tousAnnu1ty #wrothestorment #v1olence
Room 2, Part 1 [“fuck1ng hell dude you’re… (aud1ble s1gh) god you’re so fuck1ng stup1d. ok. whatever, mov1ng on. there’s a door to your r1ght, go through 1t, but watch your step!” The sound of water could be heard as he tentat1vely opens the door. The attached v1deo footage 1s of the next room. The door opens d1rectly 1nto a room of wa1st-deep murky water. There 1s no way to get around the water, 1ts wall-to-wall and he has to wade through 1t to the other s1de. 1n the water 1tself 1s close to that of a th1ck marsh, w1th the same l1ve content of var1ous carn1vorous f1sh, eels, and leeches.] #wrothestorment #v1olence
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....i think i do miss my lusus tonight! };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
this uuould have been annusing verbiage to her. sigh.
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
b1tch? 1 mean object1vely yes but l1ke, that’s because 1 don’t really try lol. no one l1kes 1t when 1 do 1t gets bad messy on account of.. the 1ssues but anyway. b1tch???
oh... jeez! i'm really glad that you feel that way llevyn. i am also glad that it was someone lyke you that i was able to try and offer some guidance to.
Unsuccessful Escape Attempt No 5 Mother Why
The Mother Grub Is Lactose Intolerant And So Enacting This Suggestion Would Likely Be Antithetical To Me Being Alive Later
Hilarious Escape Attempt No 4 See Prior Chit For Attached Topical Meme
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tHIS SOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE TO ME?
I don't think I want to.
[a phone recorded video, a little over four minutes long, of what looks like a dave in kamina shades wielding a katana. hes flashstepping around, cutting fruits, vegetables, pots, pans, and the occasional smuppet in half as theyre launched out of a modified clay pigeon thrower. his expression, whenever visible, is stoic, but his battle cries are loud and violent. eventually the objects stop firing at him and hes left with a mess on the floor. in what almost looks like a cut in the footage the mess disappears. the dave floats over to his phone and ends the recording.]
#ComeOn
ᐖ EAR PEARᑈE GUN !1!!1!1!1 ᐛ
Hold on, hold on (Uh) I'm on my wway Yeah yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah I'm on my wway - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
♯possible / i ♯remember the ♯evening he was ♯gunneddown / ♯visions
Oh Damn It
its an imperial one. t)(oug)( i wont lie, w)(en i get bored, i do fig)(t a few...
yOU KNOW, fOR BEING SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY, sEX POSITIVE SITE, pEOPLE SURE DO GET JUDGEY, }:/ lIKE, wHETHER OR NOT i AM EVEN INTO, eVERYTHING i WRITE, dOESN'T EVEN MATTER, iT JUST FELT KIND OF MEAN, oN SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE AS A GIFT, #NSFW
1 see. so thats what she was do1ng before
To Seek Is To Suffer Kanaya To Want Nothing Is Bliss
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
tHAT SEEMS LIKE, a LOT OF EXTRA EFFORT,
🞜 promise you wont sell advertising space on your god jammies llevyn.
I'm a str.o°ng, fears.o°me tr.o°ll, and they're n.o°t ab.o°ut t.o° put me in the t.o°rture cylinder.
I kn9w the feeling well. It's rather frustrating when s9me9ne wh9 is supp9sedly intelligent is simultane9usly s9 clueless. Wh9ever it is y9u're dealing with, I h9pe he c9mes t9 his senses s99n.
Ahem
my thing is wwhy should you evven havve to apologize for if wwe are bein real here some vvery mild comments in acknowwledgement a the hemospectrum bunch a thin carapaced pupas on here i swwear
how 1s that not a b1g deal 😭😭 you’re l1terally do1ng self blood transfus1on. my god
tHEY CARE ME,,,,,,,,
[MM] is now Offline take care! dont die!
no….
🞜 sasunaru is unfortuanately some lame wiggler shit. its fine if you are looking for two dudes getting massively sloppy over each others bulges and looking desperately into each others bulbs. 🞜 but when it comes to actual depth they fall flat. sorry to have to be the bearer of that particular corpsebox. #yaoi #sasunaru
It's a little discouraging to hear how everyone's DMs are blowing up and not a single person has ever reached out to me first. I start to wonder what they have that I don't. When I do reach out, people are happy and I get what I want, but it'd be nice to inspire someone to make the first move towards me.
[Vixroy is sitting down cross legged.] Honestly I’d cull for some team building exercises. Like that last episode was pretty intense and required a lot of working together but we were kinda just fucking around doing our own things. Honestly I don’t know like anything about anyone else on Red. Which is a shame since my amazing personality should be shared to everyone. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
great! cross a road aga1n at your own per1l :)
Like this chitt if you're also a #Strong #Independent woman who doesn't need a matesprit. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
wHO?
wHO?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1226f7e575♤d.png i w♤s un♤w♤re the hum♤ns did sexy this well
Wouldn’t you like to know?
oh SHE made the mombar... ah... #angelsnutr1t1onblock
Has anyone even bothered to take up any of the bounties? From what I've seen, I don't think any of them are actually dead yet.
>>| well .it .explains. just people going crazy with their video games. they just denying can't grow .up from wiggler stage .and continue with some stupid mechanisms.
i think i am going to clean the entire hivve today there are so many swweat stains to go through but nothing is impossible if i put on my trusty apron and cleaning skirt
its okay to find me attractivve an still hate me i knoww its confusin for some a you but dont wworry i wwont tell anyone
N-n-never mistakemistakemistake mistake my silence for ABSENCE. Your goddess is always watching and judging, insects.
cOME ON MAN,
#bALLgONE #lIKEaLLgONE #bUTbALL
t)(eyre GOING to. i aint dead yet. and last i )(eard of t)(at, after i w)(ooped t)(eir asses, one of em )(ad to stab me sneaky style just to off me. s)(it was desperate. t)(eyre desperate.
✐ᝰ Should we tell the Empress? ᝰᝰ
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
there’s no way lark1n’s d1sh would’ve tasted bad that’s some bullsh1t. anyway. oh what 1 would do to have some of juno1a’s d1sh r1ght about now #angelsnutr1t1onblock
ill still take it
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
i JUST WANT TO GET DICKED DOWN AGAIN }=/ #NSFW
:: THAT IS A WONDERFUL WAY TO :: DEVELOP mildew IN THE CLOTHES :: THEMSELVES OR A fungal :: infection IN YOUR OWN BODY :: YOU ARE REPEATEDLY FEEDING A :: moist ENVIRONMENT WITH NEW :: ORGANIC MATERIAL AND BACTERIA :: WHICH GIVES THINGS LIKE MOLD :: FUNGUS AND BAD BACTERIA AN :: ideal PLACE TO GROW :: ALSO HEALTH ASIDE THAT IS JUST :: disgusting
↗️NOT EVEN FUNNY.↗️
quit that
everyone keeps askin me if im t)(e real deal or not w)(ile i know full well t)(ere is no amount of acts or corpses t)(at could prove t)(at identity. trut)( is; i dont need to prove t)(at to anybody. fuck you, fuck off, get back to fuckin KN----E-----ELIN LOWBLOOD
I will train you in Meionics if I can uhm...nevermind
iS THAT eRIDAN? #eRIDANwEEK? @CALIGULASaQUARIUM
i am no longer lookin for a wizard husband bc they dont exist :/ #NoCandidates #WizerdHuntOVER
t)(ats w)(at always makes your caste so fun. all t)(e )(i fives in t)(e world but no solidarity. cant wait for tomorrow!
I'm goin to make sure your descendant dies and joins you.
t)(e fuck do you mean "busy wit)( somet)(in", if it aint fuckin world c)(angin t)(en im givin em t)(e axe
................interestin. s)(ore. youll be t)(e sole bounty, and t)(e ot)(er four will be made to watc)(.
its a comment you mec)(anically actually cant
oh really?
yea)( seriously t)(e button isnt t)(ere for it- fuck off, t)(is got muc)( more interestin now )(mmmm...
reminder t)(at no matter w)(at button you press on t)(is website, it still boosts you up socially any w)(ic)( way in terms of S-EO
i did say eons ago im follow for follow
too late.
if you want your life actively ruined on a multiversal level, ill make it )(appen.
i t)(ink you s)(ould stop talkin before i add a 5t)( target to t)(e bounty board for tomorrow.
my eyes track faster t)(an you and read quicker t)(an you. t)(ats not even a t)(reat, t)(ats just my own biology at work.
t)(e folly of most fusc)(iabloods is t)(at t)(ey lack w)(imsy and t)(ey lack imagination. t)(ey get into power and suddenly its all serious faces and real )(ard looks. "I need to keep up appearances!" "I must commit to my rule." but t)(ey just dont get it; its all an act, and baby, youre on stage, you gotta ACT wit)( it everybody t)(inks t)(roug)( my reputation t)(at im t)(e scariest bitc)( alive. a)()()(, all you c)(ittr fucks, put your )(ands down, most a yall freaks are t)(e ------EXC-EPTION t)(at makes t)(e RUL-----E. most of MY subjects; t)(at is, also, most of -EV-ERYON-E -ELS-E'S SUBJ-ECTS, arent usin t)(is weird ass multiversal social app. so if youre goin to refute me: s)(us)( up. t)(is aint about you trut)( is t)(oug)(, im a lot of t)(ins. i like art; i love writin. i enjoy sports- )(e)(, i basically square up for t)(e intro every trollympics. bakin is a passion, MY passion (s)(ut up you know w)(o you are). i aint contained in a box as to w)(o i am and w)(o i gotta be between condy t)(e ruler, and condy t)(e troll all t)(at matters for t)(e fusc)(iablooded ruler is two t)(ins: 1. you keep t)(e system goin 2. you get s)(it done w)(en it demands it. and if t)(at takes your scary face... well, so be it, yknow?
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)( dont matter to me. T)(e boot crus)(es all.
interestin. youll )(ave an easier time writin wit)( text to speec)(. dont need a keyboard for t)(at, and quirks autoconvert into t)(e text space anyway. w)(y am i bein friendly? my w)(ims are simply like t)(at. and your )(aikus make for good inspirational material. )(e)(e)(e)(a)(a)(a)(a...
)(ow strange. t)(e vast majority of most of your caste are computer savvy. you must be muc)(, muc)( older t)(an i t)(oug)(t...
a)(, ya c)(anged it! tc)(... too quick for me.
fucked up t)(e last line wit)( 6 syllables instead a 5
but your suggestion excites me most of all. someone's )(ead mig)(t go in t)(e oven, alrig)(t. #gore #violence #cw-)(armin-specifically-you
millionaire s)(ortbread is good. a)(, but lemon merinue is a classic i )(avent done in a w)(ile. V----ERY fond of key lime pie myself, personally. kitty cat cupcakes... so simple, but per)(aps on a rainy day.
my spirits feel so over t)(e moon today t)(at i mig)(t just bake somet)(in. anyone got any S-------ERIOUS suggestions?
...i suppose...?
i- t)(e aucition )(asn't started yet! it's tomorrow!
T)(en pipe down. I'm doin business.
Are you willin to bet your life to find out?
You will really grow to regret bein on my radar, s)(rimp.
I'm goin to run an auction tomorrow on four new troll bounties to fulfill. T)(ose w)(o can kill t)(em will be paid DOUBL----E t)(e bounty posted in t)(e auction. Prepare yourselves. Some of you continue to fail to understand )(ow )(ot I can make t)(is water )(ere.
I'll find )(er and brin )(er )(ere myself.
/\ Not a single troll benefits from Alternia /\ /\ Not lowbloods /\ /\ Not highbloods /\ /\ Not the fuchsias /\
YOU WILL R----EGR----ET T)(OS----E WORDS!!!
aww fuck wwhat do i gotta add you on a different one noww
It had to be done. I had to destroy Benjamin Netanyahu.
I just wanna make something clear. Something that I'm sure a handful of you Timebound assholes will nod at. The rest will tell me I'm wrong, but I'm not. Time travel fucking sucks.
✐ᝰ Lame!!!! NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I am going to rob my boss and run away to start my unbothered life anew. This is what I will do ᝰᝰ
🖕
fUNNY LOOKING }>:)
yOU'RE FUNNY,
Oh, wait! It could also be a windmill! The first one is an electronic you keep in your room when it's hot. The other generates power.
gog 1 really hope what 1 th1nk 1s happen1ng 1snt actually happen1ng r1ght now 1 just wanted some sleep gogdamn 1t
come by :) tavros' place :) 1ts on :) :) 24/7 :) :) :)
↘️it is dire times. dire moments.↘️ ↘️i am considering pulling all of my investments, selling my shares.↘️ ↘️some for a considerable loss.↘️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d5062da01c7.jpg ↘️ ↘️ #suicide ↘️
iT'S IMPORTANT TO ME, tHAT YOU KNOW,
↘️do not even try to make this positive.↘️
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
i AM A GOOD ROOMMATE, i AM DOING THE LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND EVERYTHING, }:)
Fentanyl. Fantastic Stuff. I Highly Recommend It #substances.............
>>>(Low) stamina... >>>(Get) well soon...
ẅ̵͕̫́h̶̥̉̕y̸̳̲̌͘ ̴͙͆̀ḓ̶̽̈́ị̸̘̉d̴̬̑͗i̶̧̯̍ ̴͚͈̎͝y̴̧͚͋͑o̴̻͌̏u̷̩̥͒̿ò̸̥ ̷̺̘̆m̵̯̊ä̷̼́ķ̵̦̃̚e̴̱͇̅ ̶̝͝m̵͈͙̋ē̴̍Ι ̵̨̮̑ḿ̸̫̫o̶̺̒́t̶͚͗͑h̷͖̩̒͐ĕ̸̳̘̚r̵͖̄?̴͎̙̒̕ ̴̟̽ṯ̵̻̈́͛o̷͖̿̈́ ̵̺̎s̸͇͉͘u̴̞̪͊f̸̯͈̂͠f̴̢̗̂̈́ë̸̢̘́r̶̼̮̀͂?̴̩̻͛ ̴͍̏̅ț̸͈͒ò̵̱̉ ̶̹̃͛i̵̦͎̇n̵̮͐͑f̸̧͈̽̕l̶̨̀͊ĭ̴͙͝c̸͓̔̊t̴̡̰̾ ̶̣͆͘p̷͎̐̋a̴̙̰̐̉i̶̞͒͗ṋ̷͈̌?̷̘̿̇ ̶̗̈́̈́a̷̺͆m̷̢͔̍ ̴͖͔̿͘ḭ̶̮͗.̷͖́̚.̷̬͝.̵̪͔͝.̵̯͙̎̕ ̵̓́Ιả̴͔̽͜ ̸͐Ιg̷̹̔͑i̵̺̻̽r̸̀̿Ι̗l̸̤̃͠?̸̯͑
m̷̧̑ǫ̵̏t̸̛̞h̷̠͠è̸̻r̵̦̔ ̴̰̃w̵̙̾h̵̩̎y̸̦͛ ̶̛̣d̶̖͝o̵͊Ιe̶̢̋s̸̠͠ ̵̨̄i̷̱̐t̴̬̊ ̸̳̌h̸͇̕ů̵͔ȑ̸̞t̷̺̅
kinda literally me tbh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7961f4558c6d.mp4
mood they never work either
A rule I try to adhere to on here...is not reacting to anyone whose attention I'd rather not have. I very rarely fell the need to hate ꫂ❁osts!! Because usually if I hate a ꫂ❁ost! I would rather the ꫂ❁ost-maker not see me at all! But I have been hating! Quite a bit more! Since a certain ꫂ❁erson showed uꫂ❁! And I hoꫂ❁e he does not stick around >:( ❣︎
mY FRIENDS,,, mY FRIENDS,,! #tAVROS
T)(at sounds like quite t)(e interesting nig)(t. I )(ope you )(ad fun. 38)
Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
d1chotemy of golds: the1r #d1sabledswag vs #mynoth1ng
1m a b1t jealous ngl lol
i RELATE TO THIS FEELING, aCTUALLY,
wAIT, tHEY'RE GOING TO THINK OF WHAT, aS THEY WHAT? tHAT'S,,, a LITTLE WEIRD, hMM,,,
jUST REMEMBER, i'M ALWAYS WITH YOU, iN YOUR PUSHER, mETAPHORICALLY,
ill refenestrate your ass ill make a stained glass relief of that time i defenestrated your ass
aWW, i LOVE YOU TOO, bUD THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU!
nO, nO, i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T MEAN IT, tHERE WAS A MISTAKE, wITH THAT PARTICULAR WORD DUE TO, a LACK OF CULTURAL INSIGHT, pLEASE i THINK YOU ARE, uMM, a BEAUTIFUL AND BODACIOUS WOMAN, wITH, lOTS OF GIRL POWER, bUT NOT IN A WAY WHERE, i WOULD COME IN BETWEEN, tHE TWO OF YOU!!!
i DIDN'T SAY, aNYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO FATASS, hERE, hAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME, nOW,
ok, the masses have spoken https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/wrothe_doxx2.png
ᐖ #MYASHHOLE......... ᐛ
i AM SO NORMAL, aND WELL-ADJUSTED,
aWW, tHAT IS SWEET OF YOU, tO SAY,
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
i UHH,,, yEAH, nO NOT UHH, yEAH, nO, wEIRD COUPLE NIGHTS IS ALL, aHAHA,
Yes, I use speech to text. I'm to lOHMYGOD- > Sonar has crashed into the side of a building. Poor guy.
This is a lesson I also need to learn.
culltana turn speech to text off troll nnitski is nnaking nne nnisty eyed and frankly no one needs to see that transcribed upon their feed
;; MMMMAYBE? R-RIGHT NOW I'M MO§TLY FEELING §TABBY. ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭🔪 ;;
I COULD SAY (i could say) the same of y-y-you ofyou INSECT.
↗️NOT NOW, LLEVYN. I AM ENGAGING IN ACTS OF DESPAIR ABOUT MY FUTURE AS A DESKSERVANT.↗️
hell0 fish that will pr0bably impregnate me. 0u0 #nsfw
((Hey y'all not to be a buzzkill but remember to tag properly especially with 420 today, if you tag substances the image won't be blurred like when you tag with singular substance))
↗️I, WROTHE AIARAY, UNDER NO PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONAL OR EXTERIOR DURESS AT ALL↗️ ↘️barring the various pieces of detritus that has entered my breathsacs↘️ ↗️WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A VERY GRACIOUS AND ALSO GENEROUS THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TAILOR↗️ ↘️ @crypticClinomaniac ↘️ ↗️FOR GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO STITCH ME A NEW SUIT, WHICH IS IMMACULATELY ADHERED TO MY EXOSKELETON WITH SUCH LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR THAT I NEARLY FORGET TO DISROBE EVERY TIME I DO MY BIWIPELY ABLUTION IN THE OFFICE PRONGSCRUBBING STATION.↗️ ↘️it is like a second skin to me.↘️ ↗️EVERYONE ADMIRES MY DAPPER ATTIRE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO THEM.↗️ ↘️my horn aches at the base from the force of my exertion.↘️ ↗️BUT I LOOK IMMACULATELY STYLED WHILE I STRUGGLE AND ALSO THRASH.↗️
;; j-ju§t a couple more hour§ until the end of m §hift it'§ §o clo§e hhh hh hhhhhh hh ;;
✐ᝰ I am glad my post has inspired pitch flirting (??) in my replies ᝰᝰ
i NEED TO REMEMBER, nOT TO FOREHEAD THUNK MY DESK, mY HORNS TOOK OUT, aLL MY FIGURINES, aGAIN,
uuhy. uuhy uuould you liken nne to a vessel for fruit. i ann clearly a fish basket. #vaguepost
OnO
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! THAT'S EVEN WORSE. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT! NO, I'M NOT "USED TO THAT." NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER DO THAT. NOT EVEN HIM. You are equivocating a domestic predicament with some lunatic's entry to the Troll Pain Olympics. ... Yes, I SAW it. No, it's not normal. No, I don't believe even the most dedicated of carnival entertainers would be willing to demolish their own genitals in such a fashion. #nsfw #nsfwe ?
nO! nO, i AM ASKING,,, i MEAN, yOU SAW THE THING, rIGHT? aND,,, i AM LEARNING THAT, bEING USED TO THAT IS, nOT NORMAL, aND i AM TRYING TO DISCERN, iF YOU ARE ALSO,,, uSED TO THAT,
i NEED TO GO,,, tHINK ABOUT SOME, wHAT i AM NOW LEARNING ARE, uNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCES, sURROUNDING MY LIFE,
iT'S REALLY, nOT NORMAL TO HAVE EXPERIENCE, wITH THAT,,?
1 canceled myself okay all happy now 1 apolog1ze for my m1stakes
Maybe violence Isn't the answer!
wHY WOULD, tHEY DO THAT TO, tHE DOG, aND, tHE GIRL SHE, wAS JUST A KID,,,
gETTING BACK INTO, "iN wHICH A yOUNG gUY uSES sCIENCE mAGIC TO cREATE fANTASTIC eFFECTS aLL THE wHILE pURSUING THE tRUTH rELATING TO THE nATURE OF mAN sTEPPING iNTO gOD'S dOMAIN AS A sHOW OF hUBRIS. tHEY aLSO mAKE mANY nEW fRIENDS IN THE mILITARY, wHO wORK wITH hIM TO sTOP A cONSPIRACY dATING bACK TO THE nATION'S fOUNDING, iNVOLVING lOTS OF eSPIONAGE AND iNTRIGUE: cLUTCHMATEHOOD" i LEFT OFF HALFWAY THROUGH AN EPISODE WITH, a CUTE BARKBEAST AND WIGGLER DUO, i CAN'T WAIT TO SEE, wHAT HAPPENS WITH THEM! i REALLY NEED, a PICK ME UP, tONIGHT SO i HOPE IT IS, cUTE!
i DON'T KNOW, wHAT YOU MEAN, bY THIS,
hAHA i WONDER WHAT SHE, yOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, aND WHAT LOOK, tHIS IS A TOTAL MYSTERY, tO ME AND EVERYONE ELSE, aHAHAHA!!!!!!!! hA! hA! hA! hA! hA! hA! hA! hA!
tRIPPED WHILE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, aCCIDENTALLY SHATTERED A PRIZE HEIRLOOM PLATE, pASSED DOWN TO ME FROM, mY LATE LUSUS,
- Oh noooooo they ar going to find out about mmy caste-abnornal feebltieis and sickly nature and put mme down 🤣🤣🥹🤣😭😭😭 #Ermm
↗️THE THIN, WOOLEN COVERINGS OF MY STEPPODS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY REMOVED THAT I AM LEFT TO CURL MY FOOTPRONGS EMPTILY IN MY CHEAP, PLEATHER BUSINESSHOES.↗️ ↘️wow. wow. i am at a loss for words. it is↘️ ↗️WOW. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.↗️ ↘️picture me. worthless office drone walking from the hydration tank to my desk.↘️ ↗️ONE FONDLER GRASPS MY MIDSHIFT SNACKAGE. IT IS A PACKAGE OF CLUCKBEAST MINCE, PREPREPARED SO THAT I DO NOT LOSE TOO MUCH TIME IN THE "BREAK ROOM".↗️ ↘️total farce by the way.↘️ ↗️I LOOK AT MY CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE FROM ACROSS THE CARPETRY.↗️ ↘️my plate hits the floor.↘️ ↗️IMMEDIATELY, I AM SHELLSHOCKED. I TREMBLE IN THE FACE OF YOUR APPEARANCE TONIGHT, MISTER AMPORA, THERE IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO NOTE. TOO MUCH TO ADMIRE. TOO LITTLE TO ADMONISH.↗️ ↘️my trunkcaps buckled and i toppled to the ground almost instantaneously.↘️ ↗️I CRAWLED TO MY TYPEBOARD, DRAGGING MYSELF ACROSS THE GROUND TO TYPE THIS, TO POUR MY DEVOTION INTO THIS WORDAGE AND FLATTERIFICS.↗️ ↘️the waistcoat. the chain. the tactical embroidery.↘️ ↗️AS SO PEOPLE DO NOT FORGET THE NATURE OF YOUR PHYSICAL SUPERIORITY AND IMPORTANCE OF YOUR SIGNAGE.↗️ ↘️i wish you removed your gropeappendages from your pockets so i could see your hands.↘️ ↗️THE STRENGTH AND DEXTERITY OF YOUR CAPABLE AND STRONG PRONGS.↗️ ↘️i know you press hard on the buttons of your calculator as you devote yourself to the act of itemizing your expenses.↘️ ↗️I ONLY WISH I COULD DO THAT FOR YOU. THAT I MAY BE ABLE TO INDULGE YOUR HEFTY, FULL COFFERS ONE SORDID NIGHT, A MIDNIGHT BOND BETWEEN THE MOST BRAVE OF WARRIORS AND↗️ ↘️employees and employers.↘️ ↗️YOUR TRUNK IS SO STURDY AND YOUR STEPSTALKS SO HARDY.↗️ ↘️i am shuddering as i write this.↘️ ↗️OH MY GOD.↗️
aHAHA, wOW, wHAT A GREAT PICTURE, i HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN, wAY OVER THERE, wITHOUT YOUR BOSOM BUDDY ME WHO IS, oVER HERE, aHAHA,
1.e4 This was an accidental post. Please do not interact with it any more while I figure out how to delete it. ...e5
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
ugh. do any other ghosts experience phantom pain from the wounds that proved mortal?
https://youtu.be/0VpGoDp3FCE Since I keep seeing people music post.
nOT PARTICULARLY,
oH GOD NO SHE FOUND IT,
nO, iTS ATTACK STAT IS STILL, fAR TOO LOW,
goregle houu to uuin an eccentric and vivacious nnidblood's pusher back.
ill be cured once the tag trend dies out 0v0"
oKAY, wELL i WISH, i HAD KNOWN i WAS, wORRIED ABOUT YOU, iS ALL, aHA,
Um Typo. It was a typo. It
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Fuuuuuuuck i need to get §ober for work tomorrow fuuuuuuuuuuuck
ᐖ I FREW UP. #ABOTB ᐛ
magnet was a bad idea
Why i§ §he joking about the #fuckedupfore§t. No, that place i§ §cary.
- Eating sugar-free beetle chitin jelly, LOL. 😆 So randomm of mme tonight. Yeah. That's right. I like to be spontaneous and cool like that 🤣🤣🙌
R0bb1ng h1ghb100ds 1s never wr0ng espec1a11y when they can’t te11 any 0f us apart 101
n0b0dy even cares ab0ut me 11 sh0uld try and ps110n11c blast my 0wn pan #depressed #l0nely
A fascinatyng occurrence, most oft observed in the castes hued Cerluean or higher, is the fascination with the Matron-Bound caste. What titillation they fynd in the embrace of we jades, or in the nature of our sacred hatched duty, to tend to She who labors endlessly. Is it a latent desyre to control the path of all troll-kynd or is it perhaps a desyre to become that which we tend? Is there, innate in all trolls, the desyre to be A Mother?
thats not what 1 meant!! thats not what 1 meant!!!! ugh. 1t would stra1ght up be eas1er to delete ch1ttr and walk 1nto the ocean at th1s rate
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
nname your price please dont move this to dms please stay arguing here please please please
↘️ffucc.↘️
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️
tHANK YOU, yOU ARE MY ONE CONSTANT IN THESE, tRYING TIMES, i WOULD LOVE TO BE INSIDE, yOUR MOST INNER AND SECRETIVE CIRCLE,
↘️i was given an injection of anti-venom, and only experience the occasionally hallucination in the aftermath now.↘️
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
MUTHAHAFUCKER §ay §hit again and I will terminate the contract and keep the caegar§, a§ per the §ection 2.3b.
gOOD LUCK!
I will be waiting for it on my de§k then, §ince you §eem to be able to enter relatively §ecure building§ ea§ily. My addre§§ i§ on my bu§ine§§ card.
in a non creepy or parasocial uuay i pronnise. i nnade this so nnuch uuorse.
it is okay, as uue have never before interacted i assunned as nnuch. but it uuas nice to pretend for a nnonnent.
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
Thi§ i§ my digital office §pace. All of my client§ §ign the waiver-con§ent form. I am allowed to po§t whatever the fuck I want, le§t I turn around and lacerate the client per§onally. Thi§ i§ my way of maintaining decorum in the face of utter endle§§ §tupidity. Thank you for your concern§, they will not be addre§§ed again.
SOM3T1M3S YOU N33D TO 4CC3PT TH3 F4CT TH4T NOT 3V3RYON3 W1LL L1K3 YOU SOM3T1M3S YOU N33D TO K1LL 4 GUY S4M3 TH1NG #V1OL3NT #H4T3POST1NG #SL1GHTV4GU3POST1NG
guys the hatebot found me
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
Thank you.
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
[|||] you knoooooow, i bet sharing one with you is reeeeeeal cozy miss ursama~ ;]
↘️it is over.↘️
hEY, i CAN HELP YOU, cLEAN UP A LITTLE, iF YOU NEED THAT SEEMS, uNSANITARY, tHERE,,,
tHOUGHT i WOULDN'T GET HURT BUT i GOT, dROP-KICKED, hAPPY eRIDAN wEEK, aLL, mY STREAK IS, uNBROKEN,
1 w4s 4lon3 w1th my own thoughts for f4r too long. H3llo.
<body> ** my dude hit me with the "cease". what's next? who goes there. surrender thyself. lay down thine arms. </body>
↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png
Still enjoying t)(e tiara I gave you. 38)
↘️goodbye.↘️
I am SO glubbing for reel.
Okay I feel like after that post it just got worst, so let me reiterate, You crypto zealots are to the financial sector what the broccoli on pizza trend is to the rest of society, stay in your goddamn corner before I hurt you
ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
Calling me a pervert on the damn pervert website. I cannot believe it. #nsfw
1 D0NT TH1NK 1V3 SW0RN 0FF #3R1D4NW33K BUT TH3 SH33R NUMB3R 0F P30PL3 T4GG1NG TH31R SH1T W1TH #SUBST4NC3S 1S 1NS4N3 4LS0 WH4T 1S M4RR14G3
HTTPS://THUMBS.DREAMSTIME.COM/B/MUSCULAR-BULL-BASEBALL-PLAYER-MASCOT-POWERFUL-ILLUSTRATION-WEARING-STRIPED-JERSEY-HOLDING-BAT-BLACK-WHITE-STYLE-392250923.JPG #tOUGHgUY
I DID NOT POST ANY OF THIS. SCRUBBING MY HARDWARE HAS TAKEN A WHILE. CHECK YOUR SYSTEMS. ASSUME CROCKER VIRUS.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5116d147b849.png #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK
NEW MO1RA1L STATUS @gratu1tousAnnu1ty
So+mething feels terribly wro+ng.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
yeah, you cats havwe no game. thats vwhat ivwe been saying this vwhole time. me and bassek are different, right buddy?
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
<body> ** I AM NOT FUCKING "GOONMAXING" #NSFW </body>
has anythin like that evver happened to you guys
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
I'M NOT GAY.
i'm so mad i can'tt acttually ffightt my kismesis cause he's gott like a ffuckin purple beltt in karatte. nott cause he's a purpleblood butt because he kicks serious ass. my ass. itt hurtts. isn'tt tthatt shitt justt supposed tto be ffor selff deffense. i ttried itt outt butt my ffuckin POTTS makes itt hard ffor me tto sttand ffor long periods off ttime
↘️this is literally not a difficult achievement.↘️
↗️WHEN I LOOK AT MY CHEQUE AND CASH IT FOR A STOUT ZERO ADDED TO MY ACCOUNT, I SMILE AND KNOW IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.↗️
I have to win her back.
wOW, tHOUGH, yOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT, wHEN i JUST SAW YOU, mINUTES AGO, bEFORE YOU LEFT, wITHOUT ME,
Dude gross. I don't care about your flushpiece. Yuck.
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
Beest place t♥︎ hide shades? Beest place t♥︎ hide fr♥︎m angry humans??? H♥︎w fast can humans run?? Sh♥︎uld I bee scared?? Why is my search engine n♥︎t w♥︎rking 😭
THE AMOUNT OF ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO NOT CALL SOMEONE WHAT THEY WANT TO BE CALLED IS FUCKING CRAZY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME D RIDER ITS FUCKING D STRIDES ITS ALSO NOT EVEN MY REAL FUCKING NAME ITS MY FUCKING RAPPER NAME YOU DEGENERATES FUCK YOU ALL #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488722404015476948/2026_03_31_10z_Kleki.png?ex=69cdd048&is=69cc7ec8&hm=7072153f53586d4c0b92cbad0e33785fd9805f09f4b3a2dc6a2d323e9d81ae64&
(Uh) Can someone (Ooh, oww) Betty Crocker Hamburger HELP ME, baby, haha #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33 < And what of Troll Jerma and The Handwich man?!
THERE IS SO MUCH POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ON TOP OF ME. ALSO SCREAMING TROLLS BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM. HOW DID I END UP INSIDE THE STUPID BOUNCEHOUSE? This was a bad idea.
8-> 201.4% RETURNS! BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO #HODL!
sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
MY CUT13 M4RK W0ULD B3 4 CYB3RD3CK BTW 4ND 4LS0 1D B3 4 UN1C0RN
1TS S0 H4RD T0 S33 S0M30N3 3LS3 L1V1NG Y0UR DR34M
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
Lets not go that far please
HEE HEE! ATTENTION ALL: The venue for my performance is completely FULL now! CHIKKA CHIKKA AH! Sorry to all who were trying to get in, there will be more opportunities to see me on my Troll in the Mirror Tour next year!! SHAMONE! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBG9fpXXIAQlj5X.jpg
↘️i regret to inform you that nobody wants that garbage.↘️
↘️i have been demonsterously embarrassed at my sole safe space, completely and entirely and also fundamentally done in by the cold, physically stronger fondleprongs of a rival marketorturer.↘️ ↗️WHAT I ASSUMED TO BE A FRIENDLY GESTURE OF GOOD WILL BETWEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WAS ACTUALLY AN ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE MY SELF-WORTH.↗️ ↘️and tank my pride.↘️ ↗️I WAS HANDED A BUSINESS CARD WITH A VELVET FINISH.↗️ ↘️the exuberance and wealth it bleeds is making me quiver as i type.↘️ ↗️MY LINEN FINISH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS. MY FACELESS BUT NOT STRENGTHLESS SUPERIORS NOTICED MY SUBMISSIVE BOW IN THE FACE OF A TRUE MARKETEER MOGUL AND REPRIMANDED ME SO HARD, STRIPPED ME OF EVERY PRIVILEGE, THAT I AM LEFT WITH LITTLE MORE THAN MY STILTED, BRUISED BREATH AND ROLODEX TO STAND ON.↗️ ↘️i will redo all of my personal marketing artefacts tomorrow.↘️
Sometimes when you're as great and forgiving as me you have to extend an olive branch. Today I slammed four people into Bebop's stupid laser and he didn't kill ANY of them. The Lash does not extend multiple olive branches.