♦ pitied by @crypticClinomaniac
↘️goodbye.↘️
I am SO glubbing for reel.
Okay I feel like after that post it just got worst, so let me reiterate, You crypto zealots are to the financial sector what the broccoli on pizza trend is to the rest of society, stay in your goddamn corner before I hurt you
ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
Calling me a pervert on the damn pervert website. I cannot believe it. #nsfw
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HTTPS://THUMBS.DREAMSTIME.COM/B/MUSCULAR-BULL-BASEBALL-PLAYER-MASCOT-POWERFUL-ILLUSTRATION-WEARING-STRIPED-JERSEY-HOLDING-BAT-BLACK-WHITE-STYLE-392250923.JPG #tOUGHgUY
I DID NOT POST ANY OF THIS. SCRUBBING MY HARDWARE HAS TAKEN A WHILE. CHECK YOUR SYSTEMS. ASSUME CROCKER VIRUS.
supposedly today was supposed to be a smaller group at a smaller venue under less deadly circumstances silly me for taking the bait i suppose although i can at least confirm that it appears to be less deadly in comparison less overwhelming though i dont know about that one
theres a hole in my sock my big yucky piggy slipped out
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5116d147b849.png #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK
So+mething feels terribly wro+ng.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
yeah, you cats havwe no game. thats vwhat ivwe been saying this vwhole time. me and bassek are different, right buddy?
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
<body> ** I AM NOT FUCKING "GOONMAXING" #NSFW </body>
has anythin like that evver happened to you guys
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
i'm so mad i can'tt acttually ffightt my kismesis cause he's gott like a ffuckin purple beltt in karatte. nott cause he's a purpleblood butt because he kicks serious ass. my ass. itt hurtts. isn'tt tthatt shitt justt supposed tto be ffor selff deffense. i ttried itt outt butt my ffuckin POTTS makes itt hard ffor me tto sttand ffor long periods off ttime
↘️this is literally not a difficult achievement.↘️
↗️WHEN I LOOK AT MY CHEQUE AND CASH IT FOR A STOUT ZERO ADDED TO MY ACCOUNT, I SMILE AND KNOW IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.↗️
wOW, tHOUGH, yOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT, wHEN i JUST SAW YOU, mINUTES AGO, bEFORE YOU LEFT, wITHOUT ME,
Dude gross. I don't care about your flushpiece. Yuck.
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
Beest place t♥︎ hide shades? Beest place t♥︎ hide fr♥︎m angry humans??? H♥︎w fast can humans run?? Sh♥︎uld I bee scared?? Why is my search engine n♥︎t w♥︎rking 😭
THE AMOUNT OF ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO NOT CALL SOMEONE WHAT THEY WANT TO BE CALLED IS FUCKING CRAZY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME D RIDER ITS FUCKING D STRIDES ITS ALSO NOT EVEN MY REAL FUCKING NAME ITS MY FUCKING RAPPER NAME YOU DEGENERATES FUCK YOU ALL #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488722404015476948/2026_03_31_10z_Kleki.png?ex=69cdd048&is=69cc7ec8&hm=7072153f53586d4c0b92cbad0e33785fd9805f09f4b3a2dc6a2d323e9d81ae64&
(Uh) Can someone (Ooh, oww) Betty Crocker Hamburger HELP ME, baby, haha #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33 < And what of Troll Jerma and The Handwich man?!
THERE IS SO MUCH POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ON TOP OF ME. ALSO SCREAMING TROLLS BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM. HOW DID I END UP INSIDE THE STUPID BOUNCEHOUSE? This was a bad idea.
8-> 201.4% RETURNS! BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO #HODL!
sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
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slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
Lets not go that far please
HEE HEE! ATTENTION ALL: The venue for my performance is completely FULL now! CHIKKA CHIKKA AH! Sorry to all who were trying to get in, there will be more opportunities to see me on my Troll in the Mirror Tour next year!! SHAMONE! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBG9fpXXIAQlj5X.jpg
godddd 👀👀👀👀👀i wish i had a matEsprit👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
↘️i regret to inform you that nobody wants that garbage.↘️
↘️i have been demonsterously embarrassed at my sole safe space, completely and entirely and also fundamentally done in by the cold, physically stronger fondleprongs of a rival marketorturer.↘️ ↗️WHAT I ASSUMED TO BE A FRIENDLY GESTURE OF GOOD WILL BETWEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WAS ACTUALLY AN ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE MY SELF-WORTH.↗️ ↘️and tank my pride.↘️ ↗️I WAS HANDED A BUSINESS CARD WITH A VELVET FINISH.↗️ ↘️the exuberance and wealth it bleeds is making me quiver as i type.↘️ ↗️MY LINEN FINISH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS. MY FACELESS BUT NOT STRENGTHLESS SUPERIORS NOTICED MY SUBMISSIVE BOW IN THE FACE OF A TRUE MARKETEER MOGUL AND REPRIMANDED ME SO HARD, STRIPPED ME OF EVERY PRIVILEGE, THAT I AM LEFT WITH LITTLE MORE THAN MY STILTED, BRUISED BREATH AND ROLODEX TO STAND ON.↗️ ↘️i will redo all of my personal marketing artefacts tomorrow.↘️
Sometimes when you're as great and forgiving as me you have to extend an olive branch. Today I slammed four people into Bebop's stupid laser and he didn't kill ANY of them. The Lash does not extend multiple olive branches.