dave strider
@turntwinkGodhead
why do i have to be rust to be red instead of that dumbass grey. oh yeah prolly cuz i aint a troll
mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
all these chitts are either 'i had the best fucking day of my life' to 'i am going to dismember a lowblood in my backyard and make a two year old watch' and theres no in between #gore
hatemaxxing to get my kull score up what should i say
they said yes #vagueposting #redrom #nsfw
mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
guys the hatebot found me
damn. guess im homophobic now
alexa put on my super sexy rap fucking mixtape i made for having gay sex with myself #nsfw #selfcest
look at this grilled cheese i made today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf12217bff64.jpg #obama
Wonderful.
... Let's not push it.
#larping all of these #romcoms with google because i aint watching these motherfuckers only the ones with ryan reynolds
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS DON'T FORGIVE YOU AND NEITHER DO I.
Words cannot express the raw terror your words struck within me.
I beg you to consider how your actions may impact others moving forward.
David Elizabeth Strider. I am gravely disappointed in this post and I am sad to inform you that you are no longer going with me and Michelle on the 5 day Disney Cruise. She saw this post and was instantly struck with grave terror and nausea. She projectile vomited across the house and is now making me clean it up. I'm sorry you had to post this.
NO FUCK OBAMA PLEASE PLEASE IM SORRYFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE IM SORRY OBAMA PLEASE
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
you could also do the unnbreakable tactic of nnot givinng a shit. it works a lot. who cares if nnobody likes your jokes. thrill of the hunnt.
nah but like. imagine if someone went 'i hate snoop dogg' its like. you cant hate the double g man someones gotta say something
nah im spitting fire wait are you saying yall dont got troll snoop dogg or something
oh, troll snnoop dogg? nnah. if someonne disses him its pitchforks out. theres exceptionns. like always.
exactly man im telling you. my humor is like double gs music and if someone says something bout it its diss track time
haha my kult score is 67
S1X SEVEN! H0W J0Y0US.
Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.
sir i deeply apologize for what karkat vantas had said to you that was highly disrespectful and out of place
yo dude i aint got no blood color i mean its red but i dont wanna be some shitty grey so im just rust but like i dont have rust blood im just a dude
