♦ pitied by @turntwinkGodhead
MY FAVORITE FUCKING FILM. SHE'S WATCHING IT AFTER I LEAVE HER. AFTER I BEGGED HER TO WATCH IT WITH ME. WHATEVER.
FUCK YOU. GENUINELY. I MEAN THAT WITH THE MOST DISDAIN I CAN MUSTER.
I suppose I'll just never understand the sheer animal magnetism he commands over his cult following and every actor he's ever worked with. Some sort of Kojima-esque radiance, perhaps?
stfu and have a semblance of self-worth. what i said was an awful thing to say to anyone regardless of how true it is especially since i know from personal experience how hard it can be to deal with suicidal thoughts
...sorry
just let me know if i can take any of the burden please
:(
been nauseous all morning.
thinking of posting the other #suggestive/#nsfw image i took of myself, but i'm worried i'd look gross.
I can relate, I've had a similar desire lately.
Gyah dayum it's moist out along the coast. I feel like a salamander, str8 moister than an oyster right now.
OKAY. COOL.
I AM SO SORRY.
i just keep winning tonight
never cull yourself #cw-suicide #vagueposting
:O( tHiS SaD MoThErFuCkIn' ClOwN Is tRyInG To qUiT AlL ThAt sHiT. pRoPeRlY AnD MoThErFuCkIn sHiT.
lmao real as shit
Wub. If you are comfortable with me posting about you, please interact with this post in any way. Just because you are okay with me fantasising does not necessarily mean I will. Sorry! But you will never know unless you ask. :) Wub.
wOW! aN ENTIRE IMAGE BOORU FOR THE mIDNIGHT cREW? i HAVE GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT! #NSFW
wHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
hmmmmmmmm idk mayhaps #Calliope i think
sry IT HAS AN AFTERTASSSSTE idk what to call it!!! it does a fuckin THINGIE 2 my tongue at the end!!! T______T </3
the only gala i'm at tonight is this gala apple, i'm hungry
i'lL StRaNgLe yOu.
COCK DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/QAG7EUT.PNG #COCKPOSTING
GET THIS. PUSSY DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/1CICXOX.PNG #PUSSYPOSTING #NSFW
I'm being serious.
DMS.
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i have resting psych0path face.
I think I am some sort of Dave punching bag.
...He would.
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Oop apologies for the double post))
You’re a good woman.
Your concern is appreciated, dear constituent. Sadness is a common emotion — I am well.
I get sad sometimes.
this has provoked emotions within me that i did Not want surfaced
YES!!!!!!! >:(
they only smell like that only if you dont dry them properly!!!
dave heavily implied that everywhere i go i have a wet dog smell on me but that cant be right?? do i smell?? i shower pretty much every day :(
i mean the bad wet dog smell kind
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, HE'S ACTUALLY A BEAR. SHOCKER. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL *THREE* GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead, @echoBiologist, AND @turntechGirlhead#2625 (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE OWNS A NICE HOUSE WITH HIS FIANCEES, ACTING AS A FATHER TO CASEY AND A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE. ASKS: https://forms.gle/2xWTdrsGvYCn5eZ37
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
Fucking twinkist.
Yeah. Fucking hater.
Get a handle on him. It's annoying. I'm fine with Karkalicious. Just not Dirkalicious. There's a line in the sand which I don't even cross.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
yo B]
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