♦ pitied by @turntwinkGodhead
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
Get a handle on him. It's annoying. I'm fine with Karkalicious. Just not Dirkalicious. There's a line in the sand which I don't even cross.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
