♦ pitied by @turntwinkGodhead
wOW! aN ENTIRE IMAGE BOORU FOR THE mIDNIGHT cREW? i HAVE GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT! #NSFW
wHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
hmmmmmmmm idk mayhaps #Calliope i think
sry IT HAS AN AFTERTASSSSTE idk what to call it!!! it does a fuckin THINGIE 2 my tongue at the end!!! T______T </3
Sneezes
the only gala i'm at tonight is this gala apple, i'm hungry
i'lL StRaNgLe yOu.
Tung tung ive tung tung tung sahad it
COCK DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/QAG7EUT.PNG #COCKPOSTING
GET THIS. PUSSY DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/1CICXOX.PNG #PUSSYPOSTING #NSFW
I'm being serious.
>> Obama h¡mડe1f ¡ડn't ડcary, but ડee¡ng h¡m repreડented ¡n th¡ડ rad¡ant ho1y form ¡ડ too much for my p¡t¡fu1 mundane orbgazerડ. He'ડ juડt too powerfu1 ¡n th¡ડ form
i have resting psych0path face.
I think I am some sort of Dave punching bag.
...He would.
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Oop apologies for the double post))
You’re a good woman.
Your concern is appreciated, dear constituent. Sadness is a common emotion — I am well.
I get sad sometimes.
this has provoked emotions within me that i did Not want surfaced
they only smell like that only if you dont dry them properly!!!
dave heavily implied that everywhere i go i have a wet dog smell on me but that cant be right?? do i smell?? i shower pretty much every day :(
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
Yeah. Fucking hater.
Get a handle on him. It's annoying. I'm fine with Karkalicious. Just not Dirkalicious. There's a line in the sand which I don't even cross.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
yo B]
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