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@echoBiologist
any | raging queer | yeah!!!! :B engaged with @turntwinkGodhead and @carcinoGenetwinkist <3
i'm tanka jahari, and i would..*never* order a whole pizza for myself.
i mean- you guys have to believe me, i would never order a pizza for myself, though.
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the writer wishes he had this level of skill.
finally someone talks about the real important issues
my head is killing me...i think i drank too much last night. #substance
oh gosh, sorry to hear that. have you tried eating something greasy and salty? that usually helps me a ton... though i don't think i have gotten properly drunk yet. i always worry things will get weird!
i recommended being around people when you first drink, that way they can help you if it gets too much or if you end up doing something stupid. i know there's leftover pizza, I'll munch on that and take something to help.
oh, i wouldn't drink alone. a certain seer got in my ear about how reality tends to react to me. so i guess i made it a paranoia thing! also yay pizza. worst comes to worst going to your local wing place and getting fries will do you wonders.
mmh..wings sound good too. probably will try having that for dinner. thanks, jinx!
course! anytime!!! :D
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
nanna found dead in the bronx. #notclickbait #restinpeacemygrannyshegothitbyabazooka
hhhhhhhhhooooooooollllllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt. 6-5 rating for "prince of fresh air." i'm screaming. kicking my feet. giggling. squealing. queer panicking. did i say screaming? screaming. panic.
the more casey hangs around karkat, the more i notice her sounding too similar to pascal from tangled. she may not be able to speak english (yet), but she does a great job communicating, and i couldn't be more proud of her.
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SHE FUCKING LOVES TANGLED, OKAY? WE WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.
literally every time you have the chance with her that's all you two watch. i'm never complaining, since it makes choices so much easier! like take yesterday for an example. i take casey out and ask if she wants to eat. we're walking as i'm naming restaurants near by, and she points with the happiest chirp! thats huge!! it's like her first words!
fuuuccckkk. i gotta figure out what to do for father's day for dad and karkat. completely forgot to celebrate "mother's day", but oh well.
i feel like a heartfelt card that comes like, ten jokes you've thrown together would work well for dad. kinda like a start to your own sassacre tome! for karkat? i'd arrange a nice movie night where he gets to pick everything, from the food to the movies, even the seating arrangement. spoil him with a little bit of control over a mundane situation. every karkat i've known has DREAMED of that superpower.
god you are so smart!! i'm taking notes and gunna expand on your ideas!!
hell yeah! :D
got room in that lobby for 11 more. just watching her play among us. YUEAQG is the code.
hashtag could use a pounding. or be the poundee. #nsfw #suggestive
real.
#reAl #truthnuke
yesterday, apparently during among us gaming, dave decided to ask if she could "67" my boobs. of course i said yes, i crave the attention from my sexy babes (i say, as i never go to them with what i want out of odd fears).
i've returned, surprisingly in all my singular glory. what all did i miss?
<3<3<3<3 you dragged me out of it being any longer, thank you, hummingbird.
i think, and i wonder. so i'm coming to the conclusion: i'm parting from chittr and just, stuff in general. i don't know for how long, i of course plan to come back. now is not a good time when you're having to juggle more than you've already had. casey will be with @carcinoGenetwinkist and @turntwinkGodhead at home, hopefully she'll be okay without me for a few days. take care for now, pesterchum and chittr.
does anyone else get the feeling of being sick but not being sick? to want to throw up and cry and lay around lazily, but cannot bring myself to do any of them? or how about just feeling so out of it but craving to be apart of something despite every fiber of your being screaming no and stop?
it just feels like it's getting worse and worse as days go, is that for you too??
i see. i hope mine ends soon. and hopefully if yours is still ongoing, that ends first. just not using my brain to think deep in messages.
You2 depress1on :handshake: my ADHD => felt The feedback loop of low spoons to low product1v1ty to wo2se mood to lowe2 spoons 1s really k1ck1n5 my ass r15ht about now
Confession: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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This is the only confession that matters.
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I am getting jiggy with it. And by it? Let's just say #MyTrap
HASHTAG MY TRAP !! !! !!
i really just need to log off and take casey out somewhere, i'm genuinely losing it and will do something horrible to myself otherwise. i'll probably be back on later.
aw, yeah. go to the park! get air and that kinda weird quiet that isn't like, actually quiet. bird noises and stuff. rustling.
that's totally something i need, thanks. i'm sure her smiling will clear my head better.
help her find bugs. it is oddly enriching as a little minigame. oh hey that leaf moved? point the casey at it and find out what is under there. like a point and click adventure game.
oh you bet, she loves that stuff! she'll just end up eating the bugs she finds, too. gotta get her hooked on staring at rocks like i used to.
exactly!!! honestly casey was good training for cooking for terezi. got way less worried about dealing with bugs cause of her.
#oursavior