j.eg
@echoBiologist
any/mirror pronouns | raging queer + polyamorous engaged to @turntwinkGodhead <3 //credits: fishy_doofus & TerminusOfTears on twitter!//
i really love bug hunting with casey. it reminds me when i used to go look at worms after it rains.
I love flying, too. I fly to the homes of single mothers with obtuse BMI rations and I engage in acts that leave the sleaziest of us nauseous. #nsfw
*ratios Whatever. Bit ruined.
just going to leave this here.
honestly, i was drawing this at one point and wasn't sure if i should continue it or not. got about no one to really add there instead...
that badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven-trey donkey donk (yeah) all i need is some vodka and some chonky coke and watch, shit gon' get donkey konged baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy i get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale don't believe me, just bet me my name ain't keith but i see why you sweat me la, miami, new york say no more, get on the floor (woo) jennifer lopez, pitbull - on the floor
♡⸝⸝ 777OO 777RUE banger of ALL 777IME BABEY ⸝⸝♤
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS CONSIDERED A "SEVEN-TREY DONKEY DONK"? THE BULLSHITTERY THAT HUMANS MANAGE TO SPEW FROM THEIR REPULSIVE, MOLDY FLAPS NEVER CEASES TO ASTOUND ME.
I'm climbing up the diving board and tossing my goggles to the side so that I can do a twisting gainer diver into the pussy pool, and if I don't drown in the deep end - I want the pink eye to get me. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
i think i should have known how i identified if i was listening to girls know how to fight on repeat.
minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
We need community notes so I can flag this as misinformation.
watch me
i know it's not true! got a massive schlong from playing minecraft so much. it's a funny reference to make!
my chits going all over the place with emotion. anyways!
Fear not, my fellow blue-friend! Emotions are but a natural part of the living body. Feel not ashamed for having them, for much like the tides, they rise and fall, aha!
Of course, Kin-In-Blue! I would generously take you under my wing any cycle of the wipe. As is my duty, being such a gentlemanly troll, myself. Aha!
i feel like i've been though this before...like some deja vu with another person instead of him. strange.
the salami lid, ain't gon' fit.
aint gone fit! the salami lid
i feel like something is off about her, but i can't really name it.
man i fucking love her i wanna marry her or some shit
fuck yes i forgot thank you so much for reminding me fuck yessss
shut up
nooooo
call it off and never talk again i'm horrified oh, at least you took it for a spin i'm polarized my human attire my human attire clarion - human attire
striders infighting? :B interesting.
stfu so cruel sheds a tear
good morning! well, afternoon, but still! i'm awake!
