j.eg
@echoBiologist
any/mirror pronouns | raging queer + polyamorous engaged to @turntwinkGodhead <3 //credits: fishy_doofus & TerminusOfTears on twitter!//
I love flying, too. I fly to the homes of single mothers with obtuse BMI rations and I engage in acts that leave the sleaziest of us nauseous. #nsfw
*ratios Whatever. Bit ruined.
i cry myself to sleep every night knowing i will never get a man pregnant
i can get pregnant and be a man WHAAAT WHO SAID THAAATTT...
hahaaha mustve been the wind amirite folks
that badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven-trey donkey donk (yeah) all i need is some vodka and some chonky coke and watch, shit gon' get donkey konged baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy i get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale don't believe me, just bet me my name ain't keith but i see why you sweat me la, miami, new york say no more, get on the floor (woo) jennifer lopez, pitbull - on the floor
♡⸝⸝ 777OO 777RUE banger of ALL 777IME BABEY ⸝⸝♤
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS CONSIDERED A "SEVEN-TREY DONKEY DONK"? THE BULLSHITTERY THAT HUMANS MANAGE TO SPEW FROM THEIR REPULSIVE, MOLDY FLAPS NEVER CEASES TO ASTOUND ME.
minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
We need community notes so I can flag this as misinformation.
watch me
i know it's not true! got a massive schlong from playing minecraft so much. it's a funny reference to make!
my chits going all over the place with emotion. anyways!
Fear not, my fellow blue-friend! Emotions are but a natural part of the living body. Feel not ashamed for having them, for much like the tides, they rise and fall, aha!
Of course, Kin-In-Blue! I would generously take you under my wing any cycle of the wipe. As is my duty, being such a gentlemanly troll, myself. Aha!
the salami lid, ain't gon' fit.
aint gone fit! the salami lid
help i need the police right now.
i have a weirdo in my dms wanting to do lewd and lascivious things to me.
not really helping me out too much, uuhhh... if the police won't come, maybe come crash over here?? i can make some room if you need!
thinking about watching la la land for the first time
man i fucking love her i wanna marry her or some shit
fuck yes i forgot thank you so much for reminding me fuck yessss
shut up