j.eg
@echoBiologist
any/mirror pronouns | raging queer + polyamorous engaged to @turntwinkGodhead <3 ?? //credits: fishy_doofus & TerminusOfTears on twitter!//
i really love bug hunting with casey. it reminds me when i used to go look at worms after it rains.
I love flying, too. I fly to the homes of single mothers with obtuse BMI rations and I engage in acts that leave the sleaziest of us nauseous. #nsfw
just going to leave this here.
honestly, i was drawing this at one point and wasn't sure if i should continue it or not. got about no one to really add there instead...
that badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven-trey donkey donk (yeah) all i need is some vodka and some chonky coke and watch, shit gon' get donkey konged baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy i get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale don't believe me, just bet me my name ain't keith but i see why you sweat me la, miami, new york say no more, get on the floor (woo) jennifer lopez, pitbull - on the floor
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS CONSIDERED A "SEVEN-TREY DONKEY DONK"? THE BULLSHITTERY THAT HUMANS MANAGE TO SPEW FROM THEIR REPULSIVE, MOLDY FLAPS NEVER CEASES TO ASTOUND ME.
i think i should have known how i identified if i was listening to girls know how to fight on repeat.
minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
We need community notes so I can flag this as misinformation.
i know it's not true! got a massive schlong from playing minecraft so much. it's a funny reference to make!
my chits going all over the place with emotion. anyways!
Fear not, my fellow blue-friend! Emotions are but a natural part of the living body. Feel not ashamed for having them, for much like the tides, they rise and fall, aha!
Of course, Kin-In-Blue! I would generously take you under my wing any cycle of the wipe. As is my duty, being such a gentlemanly troll, myself. Aha!
i feel like i've been though this before...like some deja vu with another person instead of him. strange.
the salami lid, ain't gon' fit.
aint gone fit! the salami lid
i feel like something is off about her, but i can't really name it.
call it off and never talk again i'm horrified oh, at least you took it for a spin i'm polarized my human attire my human attire clarion - human attire
good morning! well, afternoon, but still! i'm awake!
well, i might post it later. right now i'm kind of tired. goodnight.
thinking of posting the other #suggestive/#nsfw image i took of myself, but i'm worried i'd look gross.
