@echoBiologist — #substance
that badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven-trey donkey donk (yeah) all i need is some vodka and some chonky coke and watch, shit gon' get donkey konged baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy i get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale don't believe me, just bet me my name ain't keith but i see why you sweat me la, miami, new york say no more, get on the floor (woo) jennifer lopez, pitbull - on the floor
feeling sticky from the heat and vety horny hoyol shit.
i remember trying the trickster stuff twice. first time i was probably just an airhead and floaty. the other, i had a threesome with my boyfriend and best friend at the time in some sex dungeon. #nsfw #substance??
RLELARSE MEEEEEEEEE RELALSE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
everyonwe is so fuckign cute i said it in a reply and il'l say it agian
yummy yummy in my tubmmy tummy cold food from dinner so goooood. #substance
i cannot get any response(s) in before he closes our chat! the time i want help, when i want *to* help, and just have our fucking relationship better since they always bitched on me saying "oh, we're getting married soon! oh, you can't do that, we're getting married soon!" just goes to fuck all! yeah, okay! just fucking run away from me like he did and come crying after you did the damage. fuck this, i'm drinking myself to sleep. #ranting #vagueposting #substance
oh well. time to drink a bit and dance around my quest bed to eventually realize i'm too lonely to dance with someone right now. #substance
my head is killing me...i think i drank too much last night. #substance
would it be bad if i used the ectomachine again to get my dick back, get hard, clone it with a kit, then give it to my sexy smoking bombshell delicious dishes. ouuh, decisions decisions.. i actually don't know what one of them really tastes like. girl get your ass here and lemme dine. and smash, please. #youknowwhoyouare #nsfw #suggestive #substance
google, show me the clone-a-willy kits. two, please. make them glow in the dark and tie the package with bows, please. enter. #suggestive #substance
i really miss my fiancé and fiancée. oh to be sandwiched and seasoned with attention, then to do it to them. as i would probably say, *where my hoes at 💔." #substancetalk #substance #yearning
drank a few hours ago and cannot sleep for the life of me. pissing me off. #substance
too mnay favorites, jusp hoping 'im tkheir favyorite too. :B #substance