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hey. :B
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Thanks, Kanaya. This post is an extraordinarily amazing waste of time.
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don't send that post that's been sitting in your drafts. don't do it. i know there's a big, inviting button on your screen that's practically begging to help you embarrass yourself in front of the entire world. but i need some of you to remember there's another button sitting right next to it. it says "cancel." that button wants what's best for you. that button is your real best friend. :B
where were you to tell me this dude way too late
you signed your own death warrant the moment you made an account, man. striders are gonna do what striders do best: make the worst possible decision available. usually with complete confidence! no amount of advance warning can stop you guys from marching headfirst into looking like a buncha clowns.
i could go for a baconeggandcheese right now. anybody got any sandwich shop suggestions? preferably one that isn't run by consorts, because i have absolutely zero faith they've evolved far enough to understand the concept of proper cooking yet.
no diss to consort-owned businesses, obviously! y'all got it going on!
Other Roses, what artists do you like to listen to? I quite like Fiona Apple and Ethel Cain.
woke up convinced i could unironically pull off the dragon fist and nearly blew lord english's whole shit out with it. tried recreating it out in the yard, but all i actually managed to do was launch myself forward with one fist stuck out. i looked like hancock, but way less cool. just some off-brand suburban superhero sprinting across the lawn in a tank top, boxer briefs, and a pair of slippers. suffice it to say, i'm embarrassed beyond belief. this is a very obvious sign that i need to get back on my kaio-ken training. if anyone's got any tips or tricks, let me know. maybe a few words of encouragement. or a pretty lady popping out of a giant cake to wish me a happy birthday. even if it isn't my birthday. :B
chittr, home of the key janglers. :B
Show me the keys!
Please!! Why not!!
HAALAND!!! HAALAND, WHY??? HAALAND!!! I CAN'T LET THE BRITS WIN THIS! NOBODY LET JAKE GET INTO CONTACT WITH ME, DAMMIT!!!
a lot of you guys are really bad at being functional adults.
you are seeing a vinette of peoples lives. gotta remember theres context. :P
woah, woah! friendly fire! there's nothing even *remotely* diss-inclined about what i just said! ... except for the strider thing, but that's between me and the striders. but i'm not going to pretend like there's anything not even remotely deviant about the versions of my friends that are yapping up a storm about how they want to speed run being deadbeat sex-obsessed warlords that go around knocking strangers up in the middle of the street! or the people who ACTIVELY post about being majorly coked up!!
good! it's probably better that you don't understand it. someone else who's way better at this than me should *really* step up to explain it to you.
the context usually just ends up being that these people kinda suck, though!
so your measurements are drug use and- deadbeat? i think you are casting a very wide net on some edge cases. cause like obviously yeah people who do that suck ass. the word deviance was more my sticking point lmao. i think most people on here are pretty reasonable! but i might just be online at the reasonable hour times. when i aee the word deviant i assume you're just talking about people having vaguely weird sex or something so i got a little concerned.
people who run around making kids they wont raise*** drug users are fine. theyre just fine its like alcohol it is less the use and more their overall social behavior. do not wanna make it sound like i care if an immortal does coke unless they are a dick about it.
thats fair! wide net for a few outliers is my take ignore the textwall babbling lmao.
it's fine, it's respectable rambling that isn't meant to make me want to implode. i welcome that! which, speaking of... i don't mind the vaguely weird sex. i've actively had things for trolls. there's not really any *escaping* the vaguely weird sex. there's not even much avoiding it when it comes to having it with other humans! it's cool, it's whatever. and maybe i'm just *not* around when people are being normal, but i'd *like* to think i'm around often enough to know how the dash gets when things are chill and uneventful and generally as close to "normal" as it can get, and the people who do the outwardly very weird shit go in full throttle! i can even sort of understand if it was just being flirty or advertising someone's onlyfins or whatever, but the sheer *enthusiasm* a lot of people on here have for just typing out how they want to be used or want TO use other people is genuinely concerning! the VOLUME of it is concerning. you cannot tell me there hasn't been a day that's gone by where less than five people mention anything related to choking down girl bulge or just straight up giving us the play by play about their sex life! they're doing it *because* they want people to see it! they get off on it! it's a gross word, but if that's not textbook deviancy, i'dunno what is.
i am really only going to argue that you're right on the alcoholism part, but i feel like it's important to realize that even just the *use* of this shit inevitably affects the social behavior! i mean, you've *seen* how many ro-lals we got around who are just... never happy, right? they're always either drunk, confused, or worrying about something. i'm cool with social drinking, but the ratio of social drinkers to people who are *clearly* struggling with alcoholism is way out of whack. and the cokeheads are just... generally worse. say what you want about alcohol, but i genuinely don't see much upside to harder stuff that isn't eventually outweighed by it making you miserable to be around. and the problem is, we're immortal, you're right. the people who get into that shit don't really have the same incentive to pump the brakes, because it's not like they're actually gonna die from an overdose. but a lot of the *other* consequences are still very real. addiction, dependency, frying your brain, wrecking your relationships? that all sticks around! if anything, immortality makes it *harder* to get help, because it's easier to convince yourself you've got forever to deal with it later. we're already dysfunctional enough while sober. we really don't need to be permanently blitzed out of our minds, too.
give me liberty... give me fire... give me gimmicks, or i'll retire. :B
Who's the gimmick, me or you? Play your role, boy. Soon there'll be only two :)
eugh. actually having you show up in my mentions is almost as unsettling as seeing you on my dash, man. don't you guys ever get tired of underperforming? every *week* there's some third-rate funny guy with fourth-rate rhymes convinced he's about to become the next boogeyman. that's the problem with a gimmick! it never grows beyond being a gimmick!! y'know what, let me put this in terms you might actually understand... "the shit ain't funny, nobody cares. you share *your* role with clones in pairs. twelve other losers wear that mask, so leave my comments, that's your task!"
A task, a task. So it shall be! But I'm no mere gimmick, Merely here to SEE, To keep an EYE On a thing or two, To have some FUN Just like you! :)
striders infighting? :B interesting.
stfu so cruel sheds a tear
stealth re-chitt of a post i just saw. if only because i refuse to give Them™ the satisfaction of knowing i concur. type shit.
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who look—and, on paper, are—exact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B
>ugh this site sucks >will continue to use it It's s★d but it h★s to h★ppen
i'm, like! SORT of interested in what the backrooms slopcopies of my buds think about doing most days! it does suck. and i guess it does have to happen. but i think it's fine to just emphasize that it sucks, anyways. :B
“The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor” “You want to piss on the poor?!” - Average Chittr interaction.
o-I-dont-actuallY-Given-a-non-bowl-shaped-surface-the-splashback-would-be-awfuL---
Hey, you're being really hostile about this right now :(
reheating nachos today, are we chittr? :B
.i hope the cheese burns cuz you put it in for 10 seconds too many and you forget to switch from a styrofoam plate so it melts and ruins iT
see, i was fully prepared to let bygones be bygones and not even clarify what i meant! you could've called me a slur and that wouldn't have been as offensive. fuck you, man. >:B
.then i have done my joB .suffeR
hmmm. considering it. :B
just think it might be a great opportunity to remind the new gens of what a classic piece of shit *used* to be like! lot of b-listers nowadays just don't know how to capture the sloppy essence that flicks like evolution are known for.
i think your a little fucked up in the head.
John, please don't.
There is something to be said for the joy of terrible movies of that era. Watch Eragon too. That was terrible.
the masses need to comprehend the slop. you call it madness. i call it enlightenment.
rose. rose, it'd be SO funny. watch it with me. c'mon. it would literally be so funny. :B
There are so many half-decent movies out there, John. A modicum of self respect, please?
DUUUUUUDE, i almost FORGOT about eragon! for sure, man. already next on the watchlist haha.
wow you are stupid.
so many hatin ass jegberts today
shes loyal to her man of course its bros before less important bros
hahahaha i knew youd hate it
i can respect the show of loyalty, but we're still going to have to put you into the communal blender tomorrow. with deepest regrets!
fuck shit no come on i just had this shirt ironed
dude i did all your laundry for nothing thats the worst part about it
not the fact that youll be dead
wrap it up, big dogs. :B
just giving anyone a badge nowadays.
