chittr
← @eB

woke up convinced i could unironically pull off the dragon fist and nearly blew lord english's whole shit out with it. tried recreating it out in the yard, but all i actually managed to do was launch myself forward with one fist stuck out. i looked like hancock, but way less cool. just some off-brand suburban superhero sprinting across the lawn in a tank top, boxer briefs, and a pair of slippers. suffice it to say, i'm embarrassed beyond belief. this is a very obvious sign that i need to get back on my kaio-ken training. if anyone's got any tips or tricks, let me know. maybe a few words of encouragement. or a pretty lady popping out of a giant cake to wish me a happy birthday. even if it isn't my birthday. :B

Kult: +6
Kull: +2
Total: 8
Ratio: 3.00