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YOu aare on the BAaad AAt BEing AAn AAdult site, whaat did you expect?
.i hope the cheese burns cuz you put it in for 10 seconds too many and you forget to switch from a styrofoam plate so it melts and ruins iT
shes loyal to her man of course its bros before less important bros
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
bb u kno ilu but 1) if i hadnt already finished how would i b readin the leafs 2) if u wanted ur fortune itd hafta be UR cup 3) i can answer that w/o consulting the hot leaf waters
What Are You? The " Schmeat Police "?
I AM NOT A MORBID CHERuB. BuT I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW QuICKLY THE FELT WOuLD FALL APART. IF WE DID NOT HAVE @dagothur TO CARRY ALL OF OuR SPARE DRAGON BONES. LOOTED COPIES OF INDECIPHERABLY STICKY SMuT. AND HEAVILY PLENTIFuL GOLD. WHEN YOu GET A CHANCE. IF YOu ARE LISTENING. DAGOTH uR. GO RETRIEVE YOuRSELF A SWEET ROLL. HOMEMADE IT MYSELF. FROM THE BREAK ROOM. IT IS THE ONE WITH THE SMOKE ALARM THAT ALWAYS TICKS. EVEN THOuGH THE BATTERY INSIDE IT IS PERFECTLY FuNCTIONAL.
ok i also luv mimes hi mx mime that also reminds me tho when i told my bf that clowns + stage magicians r part of the same genus he took great exception 2 that
every time the boyf tries to post a discord link 4 his img embed on chittr i squirt him w/ a water gun i cant do that 2 EVERY user on here but hey i am doing my part!!!!!
This bit sucks.
nobody liked that one. at least not yet!
Maybe you should get on their level.
agreed!
During the 5th day of #eridanweek, despite many warnings, people proceeded to go when a trickster lolipop was around You can put in the pieces there
hi sollux 0v0
You just have a very stabable face I'm sorry I don't make the rules here
Jades not here Time to stab John
It Tastes Bad John Im Sorry But It Is Not Good
You may have better luck with the CrockCo garlic parmesan crispy chicken danish. Not everyone likes a mouthful of chicken gloop and wet, dense, underbaked dough.
John I Literally Drink Blood And It Is Still Better Than This
you mean TThe mole people who liive iin our preciiou2 2ewer2?
D --> Please understand that if you are not of b100 b100d or higher then I e%pect you to refer to me with reverence. I do not ask for much, this is the bare minimum