blizan captor
@terminatedAlgorithm
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(( #ooc #pinned Your name is BLIZAN CAPTOR, and your are the DESCENDANT of one of the FAMED CREATORS OF EARTH C, SOLLUX CAPTOR. Pretty tight deal, right? Not really. As far as you're concerned, that fact doesn't make you ANY MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT than anyone else. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL living on EARTH C in the TROLLIAN CITY OF DESTROIT. Funny how TROLL NAMING CONVENTIONS have not changed a SINGLE BIT. You were born from ECTOBIOLOGY, your genetic code being comprised of almost entirely the GOD OF THE DOOMED, with some influence of the famed BREATHBOUND CREATOR, JOHN EGBERT, making you more or less MORE MAMMALIAN than the AVERAGE TROLL. Don't think about it too hard, it just WORKS. By chance, you happened to be placed at just the RIGHT point in the TIMELINE after your slime-birth. In your youth, you originally lived in a much more DENSELY HUMAN CITY, being one of the FEW TROLLS LIVING THERE. Needless to say, it KIND OF FUCKING SUCKED. As such, you took to the INTERNET as an ESCAPE from your abhorrent real life, growing into your KNACK FOR CODING and indulging in SINGLE AND MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAMES, some of your favorites being THE ELDER SCROLLS, MASS EFFECT, PORTAL, AND BIOSHOCK. Due to this habit of escapism, you are still a bit of an INTROVERTED SHUT-IN. In your time on the internet, you came to befriend another troll quite quickly, that being one TAKKER VANTAS, or as you knew him, @causticGenome. The two of you became friends QUITE QUICKLY, as fate would have it, planning to move in with each other as SOON AS YOU COULD. You finished your schooling faster than your PEERS, seeing yourself out at the tender age of 16 YEARS, which is approximately 7 SWEEPS for the trolls in chat. That in itself was a BOON, getting you one step closer to saying ADIOS to your human-dominated hometown, moving in with Takker in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM IN DESTROIT. Even still, finally living immersed with your OWN KIND, you still feel like a FISH OUT OF WATER. But at least it beats being the only troll on the block. Back to your MORE PERSONAL DETAILS, though. Like your ancestor, you have FREAKISHLY STRONG PSIONICS, having nearly BURNT YOURSELF OUT on several occasions resulting in INTENSE SCARRING AROUND YOUR EYES. At least it looks cool. As stated before, you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Aside from being SHITHIVE MAGGOTS AT CODING and your VIDEO GAMES, you also enjoy CHIPTUNE MUSIC, your PITIFUL PURRBEAST known as NANNER PUDDIN, and occasionally being a LITTLE HATER. Thanks to the advent of cross-temporal and cross-multiversal social media, you are COMPLETELY UNPHASED by the concept of ALTERNATE REALITIES AND PARALLEL UNIVERSES, your own MOIRAIL even being from one of those. Thanks to the technology of TRANSPORTALIZATION, such boundaries are no worry for you. Your trolltag is terminatedAlgorithm and much like your ancestor, you TTend 2 2peak wiiTTh a biiTT of a lii2p, 4 beTTTTer or 4 wor2e NOTES Blizan is a trans guy and bisexual Blizan's moirail is @resonantReprise Blizan's voiceclaim is Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel Blizan does not care at all how "important" the creators are, often taking to calling them the "deidweebs" (combo of deity and dweebs.) Art source - self-made https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/42691419_3b3Enuv5Te5vQ5Q.png
#saradoodles next in the queue! @terminatedAlgorithm
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(( #ooc #pinned Your name is BLIZAN CAPTOR, and your are the DESCENDANT of one of the FAMED CREATORS OF EARTH C, SOLLUX CAPTOR. Pretty tight deal, right? Not really. As far as you're concerned, that fact doesn't make you ANY MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT than anyone else. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL living on EARTH C in the TROLLIAN CITY OF DESTROIT. Funny how TROLL NAMING CONVENTIONS have not changed a SINGLE BIT. You were born from ECTOBIOLOGY, your genetic code being comprised of almost entirely the GOD OF THE DOOMED, with some influence of the famed BREATHBOUND CREATOR, JOHN EGBERT, making you more or less MORE MAMMALIAN than the AVERAGE TROLL. Don't think about it too hard, it just WORKS. By chance, you happened to be placed at just the RIGHT point in the TIMELINE after your slime-birth. In your youth, you originally lived in a much more DENSELY HUMAN CITY, being one of the FEW TROLLS LIVING THERE. Needless to say, it KIND OF FUCKING SUCKED. As such, you took to the INTERNET as an ESCAPE from your abhorrent real life, growing into your KNACK FOR CODING and indulging in SINGLE AND MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAMES, some of your favorites being THE ELDER SCROLLS, MASS EFFECT, PORTAL, AND BIOSHOCK. Due to this habit of escapism, you are still a bit of an INTROVERTED SHUT-IN. In your time on the internet, you came to befriend another troll quite quickly, that being one TAKKER VANTAS, or as you knew him, @causticGenome. The two of you became friends QUITE QUICKLY, as fate would have it, planning to move in with each other as SOON AS YOU COULD. You finished your schooling faster than your PEERS, seeing yourself out at the tender age of 16 YEARS, which is approximately 7 SWEEPS for the trolls in chat. That in itself was a BOON, getting you one step closer to saying ADIOS to your human-dominated hometown, moving in with Takker in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM IN DESTROIT. Even still, finally living immersed with your OWN KIND, you still feel like a FISH OUT OF WATER. But at least it beats being the only troll on the block. Back to your MORE PERSONAL DETAILS, though. Like your ancestor, you have FREAKISHLY STRONG PSIONICS, having nearly BURNT YOURSELF OUT on several occasions resulting in INTENSE SCARRING AROUND YOUR EYES. At least it looks cool. As stated before, you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Aside from being SHITHIVE MAGGOTS AT CODING and your VIDEO GAMES, you also enjoy CHIPTUNE MUSIC, your PITIFUL PURRBEAST known as NANNER PUDDIN, and occasionally being a LITTLE HATER. Thanks to the advent of cross-temporal and cross-multiversal social media, you are COMPLETELY UNPHASED by the concept of ALTERNATE REALITIES AND PARALLEL UNIVERSES, your own MOIRAIL even being from one of those. Thanks to the technology of TRANSPORTALIZATION, such boundaries are no worry for you. Your trolltag is terminatedAlgorithm and much like your ancestor, you TTend 2 2peak wiiTTh a biiTT of a lii2p, 4 beTTTTer or 4 wor2e NOTES Blizan is a trans guy and bisexual Blizan's moirail is @resonantReprise Blizan's voiceclaim is Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel Blizan does not care at all how "important" the creators are, often taking to calling them the "deidweebs" (combo of deity and dweebs.) Art source - self-made https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/42691419_3b3Enuv5Te5vQ5Q.png
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