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he/him. tran2 guy. hii reddiiTT. my wiife left me. earTTh c lol

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 1828Kull Score: 191025 followers24 following
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(( #ooc #pinned Your name is BLIZAN CAPTOR, and your are the DESCENDANT of one of the FAMED CREATORS OF EARTH C, SOLLUX CAPTOR. Pretty tight deal, right? Not really. As far as you're concerned, that fact doesn't make you ANY MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT than anyone else. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL living on EARTH C in the TROLLIAN CITY OF DESTROIT. Funny how TROLL NAMING CONVENTIONS have not changed a SINGLE BIT. You were born from ECTOBIOLOGY, your genetic code being comprised of almost entirely the GOD OF THE DOOMED, with some influence of the famed BREATHBOUND CREATOR, JOHN EGBERT, making you more or less MORE MAMMALIAN than the AVERAGE TROLL. Don't think about it too hard, it just WORKS. By chance, you happened to be placed at just the RIGHT point in the TIMELINE after your slime-birth. In your youth, you originally lived in a much more DENSELY HUMAN CITY, being one of the FEW TROLLS LIVING THERE. Needless to say, it KIND OF FUCKING SUCKED. As such, you took to the INTERNET as an ESCAPE from your abhorrent real life, growing into your KNACK FOR CODING and indulging in SINGLE AND MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAMES, some of your favorites being THE ELDER SCROLLS, MASS EFFECT, PORTAL, AND BIOSHOCK. Due to this habit of escapism, you are still a bit of an INTROVERTED SHUT-IN. In your time on the internet, you came to befriend another troll quite quickly, that being one TAKKER VANTAS, or as you knew him, @causticGenome. The two of you became friends QUITE QUICKLY, as fate would have it, planning to move in with each other as SOON AS YOU COULD. You finished your schooling faster than your PEERS, seeing yourself out at the tender age of 16 YEARS, which is approximately 7 SWEEPS for the trolls in chat. That in itself was a BOON, getting you one step closer to saying ADIOS to your human-dominated hometown, moving in with Takker in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM IN DESTROIT. Even still, finally living immersed with your OWN KIND, you still feel like a FISH OUT OF WATER. But at least it beats being the only troll on the block. Back to your MORE PERSONAL DETAILS, though. Like your ancestor, you have FREAKISHLY STRONG PSIONICS, having nearly BURNT YOURSELF OUT on several occasions resulting in INTENSE SCARRING AROUND YOUR EYES. At least it looks cool. As stated before, you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Aside from being SHITHIVE MAGGOTS AT CODING and your VIDEO GAMES, you also enjoy CHIPTUNE MUSIC, your PITIFUL PURRBEAST known as NANNER PUDDIN, and occasionally being a LITTLE HATER. Thanks to the advent of cross-temporal and cross-multiversal social media, you are COMPLETELY UNPHASED by the concept of ALTERNATE REALITIES AND PARALLEL UNIVERSES, your own MOIRAIL even being from one of those. Thanks to the technology of TRANSPORTALIZATION, such boundaries are no worry for you. Your trolltag is terminatedAlgorithm and much like your ancestor, you TTend 2 2peak wiiTTh a biiTT of a lii2p, 4 beTTTTer or 4 wor2e NOTES Blizan is a trans guy and bisexual Blizan's moirail is @resonantReprise Blizan's voiceclaim is Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel Blizan does not care at all how "important" the creators are, often taking to calling them the "deidweebs" (combo of deity and dweebs.) Art source - self-made https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/42691419_3b3Enuv5Te5vQ5Q.png

(( #ooc #pinned Your name is BLIZAN CAPTOR, and your are the DESCENDANT of one of the FAMED CREATORS OF EARTH C, SOLLUX CAPTOR. Pretty tight deal, right? Not really. As far as you're concerned, that fact doesn't make you ANY MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT than anyone else. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL living on EARTH C in the TROLLIAN CITY OF DESTROIT. Funny how TROLL NAMING CONVENTIONS have not changed a SINGLE BIT. You were born from ECTOBIOLOGY, your genetic code being comprised of almost entirely the GOD OF THE DOOMED, with some influence of the famed BREATHBOUND CREATOR, JOHN EGBERT, making you more or less MORE MAMMALIAN than the AVERAGE TROLL. Don't think about it too hard, it just WORKS. By chance, you happened to be placed at just the RIGHT point in the TIMELINE after your slime-birth. In your youth, you originally lived in a much more DENSELY HUMAN CITY, being one of the FEW TROLLS LIVING THERE. Needless to say, it KIND OF FUCKING SUCKED. As such, you took to the INTERNET as an ESCAPE from your abhorrent real life, growing into your KNACK FOR CODING and indulging in SINGLE AND MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAMES, some of your favorites being THE ELDER SCROLLS, MASS EFFECT, PORTAL, AND BIOSHOCK. Due to this habit of escapism, you are still a bit of an INTROVERTED SHUT-IN. In your time on the internet, you came to befriend another troll quite quickly, that being one TAKKER VANTAS, or as you knew him, @causticGenome. The two of you became friends QUITE QUICKLY, as fate would have it, planning to move in with each other as SOON AS YOU COULD. You finished your schooling faster than your PEERS, seeing yourself out at the tender age of 16 YEARS, which is approximately 7 SWEEPS for the trolls in chat. That in itself was a BOON, getting you one step closer to saying ADIOS to your human-dominated hometown, moving in with Takker in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM IN DESTROIT. Even still, finally living immersed with your OWN KIND, you still feel like a FISH OUT OF WATER. But at least it beats being the only troll on the block. Back to your MORE PERSONAL DETAILS, though. Like your ancestor, you have FREAKISHLY STRONG PSIONICS, having nearly BURNT YOURSELF OUT on several occasions resulting in INTENSE SCARRING AROUND YOUR EYES. At least it looks cool. As stated before, you have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Aside from being SHITHIVE MAGGOTS AT CODING and your VIDEO GAMES, you also enjoy CHIPTUNE MUSIC, your PITIFUL PURRBEAST known as NANNER PUDDIN, and occasionally being a LITTLE HATER. Thanks to the advent of cross-temporal and cross-multiversal social media, you are COMPLETELY UNPHASED by the concept of ALTERNATE REALITIES AND PARALLEL UNIVERSES, your own MOIRAIL even being from one of those. Thanks to the technology of TRANSPORTALIZATION, such boundaries are no worry for you. Your trolltag is terminatedAlgorithm and much like your ancestor, you TTend 2 2peak wiiTTh a biiTT of a lii2p, 4 beTTTTer or 4 wor2e NOTES Blizan is a trans guy and bisexual Blizan's moirail is @resonantReprise Blizan's voiceclaim is Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel Blizan does not care at all how "important" the creators are, often taking to calling them the "deidweebs" (combo of deity and dweebs.) Art source - self-made https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/42691419_3b3Enuv5Te5vQ5Q.png

2cheduled wiiTTh TThe coworker who doe2 fuck-all agaiin. come TThe fuck onnnnn

AND NOW 77HEY'RE CONKED OU77 ON 77HE JOB?? II HAVE 2 DO EVERY77HIING MY2ELF

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

2ock from porTTland counTT your fuckiing day2

coworker fuckiing aTTTTached 2 TTheiir palmhu2k aTT TThe hiip. 2orry 2ock buTT can you puTT iiTT down for 2 fuckiing miinuTTe2 and pay aTTTTenTTiion oh my god

Kult: +7
Total: 7

we all have TThaTT one coworker TThaTT2 alway2 on TThaTT damn palmhu2k

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

iim noTT even 2ayiing TThii2 iin a 2TTupiid boomer way iim 2ayiing TThii2 iin an annoyed "we have 2hiiTT 2 do pay TThe fuck aTTTTenTTiion or geTT ouTT of my way" way

adderall ha2 confe22ed iiTT2 love 4 caffeiine aTT TThe cornucopiia

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ii have 2hiiTT 2 do iin liike 6 hour2 and TThe 2TTiimulanTT2 are 2TTiill fiighTTiing 4 domiinance iin2iide me

Kult: +7
Total: 7

ii do all my 2hriimp check2 ju2TT 2 2uffer from back paiin anyway. whaTT iif ii blew up a 2mall offiice buiildiing wiiTTh my miind abouTT iiTT

2mellder 2croll

"god TTiier" TThii2 "2TTupiid god pajama2" TThaTT can we geTT TThii2 kiind of appreciiaTTiion 4 TThe greaTT norTThern piike

elder 2croll

Kult: +15
Total: 15

ooh lookiiTT me wiiTTh my fancy new pfp hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/119328546_052EFjkhPVdHaJ9.png

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

((src - self-made

ii wa2nTT made 2 have a job

Kult: +2
Total: 2

mon2TTer + adderall ha2 me 2eeiing aTT 2peed2 no morTTal wa2 ever meanTT 2 2ee aTT

2everal 2TTiimulanTT2 iin my body fiighTTiing 4 domiinance liike iiTT2 TThe hunger game2

Kult: +5
Total: 5

iif you TThiink your purrbea2TT ii2 beTTTTer TThan nanner puddiin. youre enTTiiTTled TTo your opiiniion buTT youre wrong. youre 2o wrong. you wii2h your purrbea2TT wa2 a2 perfecTT a2 nanner puddiin

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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holy fuck ii love TThaTT

Kult: +5
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along wiiTTh nanner puddiin ii al2o liive wiiTTh TThii2 ab2oluTTe fuckiing uniiTT. hii2 name ii2 gooperTT (and belong2 TTo @cau2TTiicGenome ) hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/01/UnTTiiTTled445_20260402013001.png

Kult: +15
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been a whiile 2iince ii po2TTed nanner puddiin. wiiTTne22 her or face TThe con2equence2 hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/UnTTiiTTled438_20260327154918.png hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/UnTTiiTTled442_20260330092629.png

Kult: +37
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oouuuughghhhhh fuck hTTTTp2://iimage2.2quiidge.org/iimage2/2026/04/25/iimagea904e9236f436837.png

Kult: +7
Total: 7

oooohhhh my moiiraiil ii2 gonna be 2oooo dii2appoiinTTed wiiTTh me iif 2he fiind2 ouTT

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

@resonantReprise hey gurl bliz did a fucky wucky agaaaaiiiiinnnnnn

Kull: +5
Total: 5

HEY??????

ii fuckiing TTru2TTed you how could you

I'll be seeing you shortly.

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