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@terminatedAlgorithm

he/him. tran2 guy. hii reddiiTT. my wiife left me. earTTh c iif TThaTT maTTTTer2 lol

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anyway. currenTT prediicamenTT ii feel grea2iier TThan a mcdonald2 deepfryer. ab2oluTTely 2liippery. ii could lube a 2cuTTTTlebuggy wiiTTh my haiir alone. a 2TTray wiire 2park and ii would be 2eTT ablaze however, comma, ii donTT wanTT 2 2TTop playiing my game (pokemon renegade plaTTiinum loviingly loaded onTTo a noTT-aTT-all hacked 3d2) whaTT do

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√(Look, man. I get it. I do. But you know it's gonna be there after you shower, right?)²

well yeah buTT TThaTT mean2 ii have 2 2TTop fun TTiime 4 iimporTTanTT TTa2k TTiime

my TType ii2 uhhh uhmmm ii donTT fuckiing know. 2omeone who wanTT me. 2iirii 2end chiiTT

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oh you pour thang

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reply 2 me 1 more TTiime and iim ducTT TTapiing your a22 2 TThe ceiiliing agaiin

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@dStrides[DS]

you stole siri send chitt from me

@dStrides[DS]

?? "2iirii 2end TTweeTT" wa2 a popular way 2 end po2TT2 iim noTT copyiing 2hiiTT from you #maybecopyiingTThema22e2TThough

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doe2 anyone miind iif ii freak iiTT 2en2iiTTiive 2TTyle dii2claiimer TThii2 po2TT ii2 NO77!! abouTT 2ex!!

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ME I MIND

well. anoTTher vanTTa2 miindiing ii2 no 2hell off my back

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF ASKING

mo2TTly lookiing 4 TThe iinpuTT of oTTher2 ouTT2iide TThe liineage known 4 miindiing

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ᐖ WHAT IF YOU FREAKEᐖ IT IN A VIOLENT STYLE LULZ ᐛ

donTT feel liike iiTT riighTT now al2o wiiTTh my pan behaviing a2 iiTT ii2 iif ii diid iiTT viiolenTT 2TTyle ii would be 2TTandiing iin TThe miiddle of a craTTer

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I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw

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why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/

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#selfcare is important which is why i put on an oil mask every night

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a yucky grea2y ma2k

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2orry. TThaTT came from 2omewhere dark

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shortys like a millipede

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could you elaboraTTe. TThank2

no

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fucker

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I do not think you understand how big of a fucking nerd loser I am when it comes to Majora's Mask. I have finished it to 100% completion on several occasions on both N64 and 3DS. If you were to tell me a random time on a random day I could recite exactly what events occur then. If you were to ask me to recite any of the playable songs from the game I could do so from heart. Including Japas' jam session and the Ballad of the Wind Fish. I am like Bill Murray at the end of Groundhog Day.

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you. ii under2TTand you ii played TThe ma22 effecTT TTriilogy TThe enTTiire way TThrough iincludiing dlc2. monTTh2 on end. liiTTerally all ii played for 4 liike 6 monTTh2. ii 2TTiill know all TThe 2TTory beaTT2 and choiice con2equence2. whaTT are we

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iif iim eaTTiing wiiTTh a TTea2poon. donTT offer me a biig 2poon iim haviing a fabulou2 TTiime and know exacTTly whaTT iim doiing

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autism.

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no offense but im fucking #flexing

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2TTop TThaTT

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this app needs better functionality im still seein land lickin dirtscrapers post about wwhatevver the fuck gimme a delete button

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go geTT 2ucked up by a boaTT propeller

hey giirl are you iin2omniia becau2e you keep me up all niighTT TTo22iing and TTurniing #help

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melatonin gummies/sleepy sopor nodules. you can get them at the refuel station or at a soporstore, just be sure you get the correct dosage or else you will have weird ass dreams. as someone who used to not have a proper recoupracoon, this helped me a lot, but i understand if this is unhelpful to you

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@variedFates[VF]

TThe ge2TTure ii2 appreciiaTTed noneTThele22 un4TTunaTTely iiiive TTaken TThree melaTToniin TTableTT2 already and ii fear iif ii make iiTT a 4TTh iim goiing 2 2TTarTT dreamiing abouTT TThe haTT TTroll propo2iing 2 me

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Anoth3r cla22ic: Do you hav3 a map? I k33p g3tting lo2t in your 3y32

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warniing: LOUD hTTTTp2://m.youTTube.com/waTTch?v=6zBTF4IINW5g

people get so weird about interacting with their alt parents on here, but like. idk i guess i got practice with ankledeep, lol!

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my ance2TTor2 alTT2 have been funny a2 fuck ii canTT liie ii2 iiTT even 2iimiilar? beaTT2 me. menTTiioniing iiTT anyway

nah it's basically the same. fuck, i think i met sollux once when i was really little? gonna have to ask my parents about that. you ever met the guy?

iin per2on? noTT a chance. negaTTiive chance iif we're TTalkiing abouTT TThe one 2peciifiically from my TTiimeliine. ii donTT really know? whaTT any of TThe deiidweeb2 iin charge of our planeTT do buTT ii canTT 2ay iive ever 2een TThem walTTziing around de2TTroiiTT

i mean, you might've. they keep a low profile when they're not in the pj's.

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faiir enough lol maybe ii have, maybe ii havenTT, iiTT2 no 2hell off my back eiiTTher way

2now plow2. =_=

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╚»★«╝Are dem machines causin' ya a ruckus, pardner? Want me t☆ teach em a less☆n f☆r ya?╚»★«╝

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whiile ii appreciiaTTe TThe offer, TThey unforTTunaTTely have a purpo2e 2 fulfiill 2o we donTT end up wiiTTh a 20 buggy piileup duriing ru2h hour TThank2 TThough. iill manage