David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. ((#nsfw & #gore warning.))
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
Dying is easy. Winning is hard.
(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Hi handsome. B;) You looooove meee.
Not Kat calling me a stale cheeto. B(
Mmmmm cool ranch dorito.
[i]~[somehow]~[misread]~[this]~[as]~["cool]~[ranch]~[device"]~[and]~[was]~[concerned]~[as]~[to]~[what]~[a]~[cool]~[ranch]~[device]~[might]~[do]~[（＞人＜；）]
It would coat things in cool ranch flavor probably.
[yeah]~[i]~[guess]~[you're]~[right...]~[engineers,]~[get]~[on]~[this]~[>:3]
Weird seeing one that's as old as I am...
Whateverrrrr. 🙄😒
Finally found that cheeto. Snack time.
◯ ☽ ◑What is this this mortal snack called a "cheeto"◐ ❨ ◯
Corn and cheese.
More for me.
There's a fucking cheeto in my plume, I just know it.
Where IS IT. I know you hiding.
I should get the feathery asshole badge but I'm too lazy to ask lmao.
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Thanks lol.
Yes!
sorry would you rather i have said DAD? hi DAD?? hi orange DAD??? -n-
No to both. </3 I am not a dad or an uncle. </333333 I'm just David.
eh ok... gonna feel weird just calling you by your first name but sure! thats a good question though, how *do* you feel about dave? like, is he a brother, or what?
Okay, but if I'm asking you to you shouldn't feel weird. But anyways mm... kinda like a younger twin, yeah.
sick! man our family is so fucking weird. cool as all hell! but weird. we got daughermoms and momdaughters and brodads and twinsies and davepeta, i'm just glad that shit ends with your gen. can only imagine how mad confusing that would be...
I gggguesssss?
Who the fuck is liking a month old reply chitt of mine.
Grabbing them by the scruff frfr.
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everybody in the club start violently weeping right now
Mecore.
so true handsome stranger i dont know why we would share a kinship but we do
Lmaooo.
Every day is #YaoiDay to those pure of heart.
EVERY DAY IS A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO #COLLAB. [∴]
While cele6rati9ns 9f same-gendered relati9nships are appreciated and a step f9rward f9r s9cial pr9gress, please take care in utilizing such terms as 'ya9i' and 'yuri', as t9 s9me they may 6e perceived as der9gat9ry remarks 9r, w9rse, as fetishizati9n 9f such relati9nships.
Thank you for the important reminder.
I'm soggy.
Oh. It's pouring outside. Bath time.
I love you chittr community.
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fistbump
Hi Peanut, how are ya?
Hell yeah, fistbump.
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Aw sweet, glad to hear it.
Aw man my bird isn't most loathed anymore. B( I want to say, mediates count if yall wanna mediate bomb that post.
anything for #striderdality (strider solidarity)
I just don't want Cronus to have top loathed.
oh they do? siCk lemme reChitt
WE SHOULD ALL #COLLAB IN THE ACT OF MEDIATE-BOMBING. [⠶]
Hell yeah they do.
Hell yes, I love collabing.
i am an orangepilled individual
I want this as a badge but I don't want it crunched to hell and back than it already is. SIGH. It would literally just be like. sord sord https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/819add794744.png
Ɏ multiple ba-a-adges tha-a-at ea-a-ach ma-a-ake up one pa-a-art of the sord Ɏ
But my badge spaces. B(
It's still gonna get crunched with the 32px limit though. 😔
Yet.
Truly.
BX33 < i just tried rotating it and cutting it down to 32x32 and wow yeah this thing is barely coherent
Yeah, did the same thing, its unrecognizable lmao.
bulge #suggestive
