

David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. [#nsfw & #gore warning]

((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))

Me???? Who, me? You-- are you, you're asking about ME??? Me? Really? Me, you say.......... well, as for me? Since you asked? I'm incredibly normal.

Damn I missed the kiss of the century??

For my non-mutals... I'm killing you for your loot and experience.

Mutuals, if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending. B)

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE!!!!!

Worm pit.

Feeling hashtag dreadful.

One sec, my tummy hurts.

"You're just fucking the hints guy for hints." - Guy who's fucking the save guy for saves.

Guh.

I am not arguing with people who can get 1v1'd by a fucking pistachio.

He eats soup in a somewhat transmasculine manner.

Whoops, that was a longer break than intended.

Now that that has passed I can come back. Fucking dumbasses.

Maybe that's my sign to unplug from chittr for a min.

Well.

[ @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE ASKS: "OH SICK ANOTHER OPEN ASK BOX, TIME TO NEST." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH! I HOPE IT'S COZY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/FQDTDSK1EPBCQN7L8 ]

I think I've got what it takes to be a professional neopet.

Ahem. In a moment of weakness, the bird overtook me.

Picking at my feathers again uuugh.








