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@turntechCreamsicle

Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. [#nsfw & #gore warning]

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Me???? Who, me? You-- are you, you're asking about ME??? Me? Really? Me, you say.......... well, as for me? Since you asked? I'm incredibly normal.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Damn I missed the kiss of the century??

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

For my non-mutals... I'm killing you for your loot and experience.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Mutuals, if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending. B)

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@arsenicCatnaps[AC]

:33< oh thats really sw33t!!!

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now i wish we were mutuals, youre really sweet!

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@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 < were not mewtuals, but i still think this is furry sw33t!!

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

One sec, lemme fix that.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Well now I will make us mutuals.

this day just got so much better!!

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@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 < oh my gosh!!

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Chchow is your friend!
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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@packageHandler[PH]

yippee!

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE!!!!!

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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
nonbinary
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
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@karmaDagger[KD]

MX PRESIDENT GET DOWN

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Worm pit.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Feeling hashtag dreadful.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

One sec, my tummy hurts.

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Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ Aww poor thaaangg ໒꒱

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

..... ew.

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@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ The fuck did I do. ໒꒱

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

The whole thing part gave me an ick.

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@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ Ick yoself that's just how I talk! :o[ ໒꒱

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I already got a whole thing being treated like a game piece ok. B/ Felt like a bit of a jab.

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@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ It ain't! I ain't mean to call you a thing objectiVely! :o[ ໒꒱

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

"You're just fucking the hints guy for hints." - Guy who's fucking the save guy for saves.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Guh.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I am not arguing with people who can get 1v1'd by a fucking pistachio.

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4 fuckin9 wh4t n0w

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

He eats soup in a somewhat transmasculine manner.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Whoops, that was a longer break than intended.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Now that that has passed I can come back. Fucking dumbasses.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Maybe that's my sign to unplug from chittr for a min.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Well.

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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

[ @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE ASKS: "OH SICK ANOTHER OPEN ASK BOX, TIME TO NEST." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH! I HOPE IT'S COZY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/FQDTDSK1EPBCQN7L8 ]

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Yes it is. :)

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Fuck I mean- B) You didn't see me lacking.

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Knotty
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I PRETEND I DO NOT SEE IT.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Thanks.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I think I've got what it takes to be a professional neopet.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Ahem. In a moment of weakness, the bird overtook me.

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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.caw caw motherfuckeR

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I'm not falling for that shit, I'm stronger than that.

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < handshake emeowji

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Sorrow.
Knotty
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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.CAW CAW CAW CAw

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Handshake emoji for real.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Mmmmmmm nah.

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Sorrow.
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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAw ?what are you gonna do about iT

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Man you look so stupid right now lol.

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Sorrow.
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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.bold of you to assume I care about thaT .i am cool as shit by my own definitionS .if you cant see it thats a you probleM

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Keep tellin yourself that lol.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Picking at my feathers again uuugh.

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

sounds annoying

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Very. I'm fucking itchy as hell.

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

i have a similar problems patches of fur are very irritating >:/

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Ugh yeah. The unfortunate problems with being part animal.

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

it's not all bad though but the annoying parts really suck!

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

I guessss, I do really like my wing but the whole feathers thing can get... annoying.

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

the fur just itches sometimes is all for me most other things i kinda prefer over being human.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Haha fair enough.