

David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore.

((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))

Back to your regularly scheduled programming, thanks. B)

My brother in Christ, this is a Homestuck blog.

One sec, lemme yell at the people behind the screen real quick.

Lotta dogfolk on my feed. Good for them.

Sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens.

Nevermind, my bank is full of ass.

I need to shitpost or something, let's see what's in the bank today.

That is *not* how that works. Jesus christ.

Missing my most vital of organs again. </3

At least I know the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 got my back.

Oh fuck yes, a lil bowl of seed just for me.

Eugh-

Part of the collective that is just aching randomly I guess? Odd...

Everyone gets a slice of slommy as a treat.

Preens you.

Some of you need to go into the mystery flesh pit tbh.

Hot chip and lie.

Do you still think I'm hot with this giant hole in my chest?

THERAPY IS A SCAM. THERAPISTS ARE LIARS.

Ok I'll bite. You are bleeding now.




















