David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. ((#nsfw & #gore warning. I follow back!))
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
Thank you users of chittr I love you. <3
Apparently mediations work too, who knew.
Can some of yall donate hate reacts on my post on the loathed page, I'm sick of seeing Caliborn on top again lol.
On the loathed page, the loathed page, not this post! 😭
ii can"t fuckiin hate iit any more than ii already had..
B33 < cannot recommend blocking caliborns enough B33 < but o7 on it boss
I don't care that much lmao, I just think its funny that I beat his posts out. Don't give him that satisfaction.
Erisol has committed the ultimate birdperson crime. Egg smash. One million sweeps in jail.
I'm up and normal.
well, yoU’re certainly Up. normal? the best people rarely are!
What did i meiss
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DjrRJPDENBcAAAAC/hamilton-alexander.gif
im nnormalnnow.
Where you ever normal?
incubate #brooding #nonsexual
nest #brooding #nonsexual
egg #brooding #nonsexual
mmrmrgrgrrreggeggeggeggege geegg eggg eggegeegg egg #nsfw (technically nonsexual)
iff you are laying an egg att leastt make a nestt ffirstt
#worthit #thisisntgoingtocomeout [Image Attatched] [Its of David, his face looking like its a bit flush with a heavy yellow-orange. He's still half hidden within Karkat’s neck and wing, but his wing has shifted down some to reveal more of his face. His skin is stained red.] #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
woah that is gay
WAIT WAIT NO I JUST GOT MARRIED YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME MY WEDDING WAS AN HOUR AGO
I'm normal.
are u sure
didnt think sooo
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77d04a6b3a1d.jpg areushure?
rrgrhrhrrhgrhrhrr....... #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BANGER.
Dick. #nsfw (Art: [Idk, i tried reverse image searching it and it leads to some icky places of reposted art so I know its not from there. This piece is at least a decade old so the user may have deactivated. Tldr, SOURCE ME!]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9378b876da.jpg
I THINK I NEED TO DIE.
Come here come here come here come here come here come here come here c #nsfw
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
Rrrgrhrhrhrgrggrhrr #nsfw
??? do i need to call someone dave?? do i need to come over :(
life is like a box of daves
Been fucking thinking about it all day, its so embarrassing. B/ #nsfw