

David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore.

((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))

Everyone gets a slice of slommy as a treat.

Preens you.

Some of you need to go into the mystery flesh pit tbh.

Hot chip and lie.

Do you still think I'm hot with this giant hole in my chest?

THERAPY IS A SCAM. THERAPISTS ARE LIARS.

Ok I'll bite. You are bleeding now.

Haha Erisol's soft spot for Fefeta.

That one animation with the cats just saying different soda types. #rootbeer #fanter

#orange

I love men. Fork found in kitchen. The sky is blue. The ocean has salt. Dad found with beer. Ect ect.

My kink is being thought of. B)
yeah i get fomo (fantasies of making out)

You deserve to be pounded hard and loved hard after. ✨

Literally why the fuck is Erisol longer than me? What did they do to get all that???

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" I cry out as I scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands.

Bold of him to say when he is the most dramatic man on this earth.

(Flirting) I'm going to bite you now.

It’s crazy I can just harass my roommate and he wants to kiss me about it.

You know what you did.





















