♦ pitied by @turntechCreamsicle
[ t4ht et4h hhhhhrrrrU ]
B// < the hell dude
B33 < handshake emeowji
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
c< i dONt KNOw, aNd My ellipses are fucKed abOut it.... >c
X So much green hot fuckin damn x
B33 < just saw a pictpurr of a baby kakapo and got really emeowtional so yeah maybe the bird brain is still real
I'm mad again.
I'm calming down, I'm going to go lie out in my front yard and let Dave rap at me.
aw FUCK typo
its the worst thing to ever happen to me
they actually taste worse than i remember as a crow
I HATE YOU ALL STOP BEING SO GODAMN FLIRTY WITH EACH OTHER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL YOUR ALL SO GODAMN STUPID AND PRETENTIOUS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ALTERNATE REALITY VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER CAN YOU ALL DO IT ELSEWHERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO BLEACH MY DAMN EYES
ah, fuCk me runnin'. voiCe searChin' is suCh 6arba6e.
almost forgot talons are sharp #ow
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
Ouchy
I take the risk.
i miss peanut
she doesnt really interact with my posts so i think im fine :/
STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B
FUCK being a Heart player.
ive been runnin on 3.5 hours of sleep 4 the entire day now #girlboss
went from being a shitty brother to an even worse sister not to brag
IF PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING NOT TALK TO THEIR GRUBS LIKE THEY'RE PETS WITH THAT SQUEAKY PET VOICE, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLURRING YOUR WORDS LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK TOWARDS A TINY HUMAN? TALK LIKE A PERSON.
Haven't said cloaca in a while so I should say cloaca again. Never forget what sburb took from you. And by you I mean me. (Penis.) #nsfw
I find myself missing this picture.
I'M TRYING TO PAIL SOME STRIDER AND HE KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WANTS TO PAIL HIM. SHOULD I JUST LEAVE. #NSFW
I'm being heckled by a lame ass clown, #traumadumping postponed for now. :( Do you forgive me?
Wanna trauma dump with me?
Pretty quiet today.... Perfect time to #traumadump.....
D --> Again, Wriggling Day as in the day of one's larval awakening D --> Wiggler as in the larvae themselves
bitches love the way i fluff up under distress
HUMANS TRYING TO MAKE TROLL FOOD WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT IT IS FEELS LIKE I'M BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT AND PRAYING IT'LL FUCKING GO OFF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRUBLOAF CAKE.
sniffle... what do i even posttttttt... :(
That's just the knowledge of knowing that around any corner there could be a Eridan waiting for you.
idk im happy to be human but its all a little too much tbh
why is being human still kinda odd to get used to like wdym im sitting here with legs that actually work instead of floating around and stuff
imagine being born and your own mother decides to name you edward how fucking horrible is that
:33< get scared get scared gets cared boo!
i genuinely hate it when you know and then happens so you just like sigh
Dsprite keeps calling me ugly in bird.
i hit the wall like 2 days ago atp
yea exactly cause im shit at remembering to clean my shit until way later
i know right it turns into a whole situation instead of a quick i need to get off right now moment
#complaint number 5: sharp talons and cloaca do not go well together #nsfw
Egg.
my rhymes are tight my beats are sick i dont have a fucking dick
Egg Day. The day rabbits try appropriation. Assholes.
you and i both
...SUR3LY M3 B31NG BROODY 1SN'T L1NK3D 4T 4LL TO TH1S 3GG TH3M3D HOL1D4Y R1GHT
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
B// < not fully B33 < my lowest setting is like an orange-gr33n lava lamp
would be cool to have legs again and also maybe not glow so brightly
3833 < Purrsonally, though, I think it hurts more than exploding. >
3833 < They never tell you that this shit hurted. >
3833 < Siiigh... I guess it's a necessary evil. I just get freaked out by it because Erisol was stuck in his medallion for days once! > 3833 < As for the game info... I hope your post-game didn't come with an updated mechanics load-in. > 38XX 3833 < Worst migraine EVER!!! >
fuck you mean jealous what in what context in what way
#sometimes its really weird to have bird memories from bein a crow
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CRYPTO FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT USE REAL FUCKING MONEY OH MY *GOD* OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
fuck any fellow winged sprites know some good wing stretches that dont feel like hell to do
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
Tastes good so far! #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62715d609a51.png
What? There's no reason to do that, I love peanut butter! I eat it all the time. You should get prepared to see me eat this awesome sandwich instead.
Screw jelly! I'm just going to have a straight up peanut butter sandwich. Check out my incredible and not at all shitty peanut butter sandwich, everyone. #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f64343fee56d.png
Maybe this was an elaborate prank?
david..........
I'M DELETING CHITTR.
chittr i need help i will stop posting for a whole day if you can get me to my love
it’d feel redundant to participate in #showholes if i’ve already done that smh #nsfw
need someone to rip my wings off please rip them off rip them off of me #gore
NOOOOOOO D:B
Wouldn't it be fucked up if I laid an egg.
im gonna go farm reddit karma
man you suck
*gets scared*
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
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frequently saying this and they keep telling me i need to "talk to a professional" over it
WHY DID THEY TAKE HIM HE WAS THE BEST OF US
I MISS HIM
that explains a lot actually
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
yeah booo (you are still a dave still chill in my book)
i hate ppl like you (i dont care as long as you are also rich and famous #sellout)
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
huhWa't theyD'd?
are you of age to do coke #substances
good for you i do though
i pissed a dirk off by being an asshole and fake news spread everything is okay now i think
thank god you missed dirkdave
chittr watch my kid for me
missing all the daves come back youre all cool as fuck
ME AND YOU WOULD MAKE A GREAT PAIR.
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
i didnt even see this before i replyed
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)
yknow maybe itll help the headache somehow
its still uncomfortably hot and uncomfortably bright death notwwithstandin
shit hurts and its fucked up
why the fuck do i get headaches as a sprite after all these years it still pisses me off
i cant even think of them without uncontrollably sobbing and float rocking back and forth
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
JESUS CHRIST
see i left yesterday so now im good for the next 5 days
who doesnt love not leaving their home for days like fr
Does anyone have any tips for getting hard...
also i leaving the apartment is trash in general
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
dude felt for fucking real ive got this fuck ass shirt for life it just happens that im tryna put a dress over this shit
Never have I ever eaten a bug.
see if i had to choose where i get to bleed out and die at i cant even choose a serene snowy field because the people who investigate my body are gonna take one look at my blood pooling in the snow and think i or whoever stabbed me pissed #gore #blood #piss
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
+4 stab too.
Losing so many feathers this is ass. I don't wanna clean this shit up. Just get rid of them.
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat this means, thank ye.
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
Could a man truly explore his cloaca. No. I hate it. It sucks. #nsfw
FUCKKKK
BOO THROWS TOMATOS AT YOU!!
NOT FAST ENOUGH, NEVERMIND.
HOW FAST IS THE FEED MOVING, TEST POST
get out of my walls!!!
hold still im going to jump on you
Unfair, if ye ask me. True mages ought to beam blast \/\/\/\/it' there \/\/\/\/ands.
Unlikely. I dunnae see a \/\/\/\/and nor staff on ur pri\/\/\/\/y personal.
Understandable.
:o( Such a sad state of affairs...
:o( Unfortunately I do not utilize palmhusks. :o) I need my hands free for signing. At a moment's notice. :o) And. As previously stated. :o( I do not like to touch the posts.
oh hell yeah, that's my favorite kind of blunt. #substance
I Don't Even Have Those How Did You Do That Oof Ouch Owie
I was sick of those things.
whats a m0- *Tak_es 1d2000 psychic damag_e*
I was going to say feral ocean baby things, but that’s also applicable.
I forgot people had fathers.
i'm getting danger0usly cl0se t0 2000 kults. d0 y0u pe0ple actually want me t0 delete my acc0unt.
((Dude I fucking might. And nobody in the work group chat is responding despite popping off when I was talking abt the new shit we got. I hope everyone burns. #overdramaticcore
So Many Posts How Do You All Do This
If I had any control over this I'd believe you
MY NAP DID NOTHING. I HAVE EVEN MORE HATE IN MY BONES.
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..I'm sorry. Was that rude.? I do not intend to be rude. I just am not used to an individual being a flat colour. Such as orange. Ha ha.
I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS