Bro Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed
Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'2" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Bisexual - Demi-romantic Occupation: Retired Military MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was the firstborn of 3 kids, and his brothers weren't born until about the time he turned 18. His parents were neglectful and abusive, and Bro left for the military and took his brothers with him after going through the legal process of adoption. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best brother he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked, and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his brothers. When Dirk turned 18, he took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled brother, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Bro is being forced to go to therapy because of Dave, who is trying to make up for his actions during their early years and is making good progress.
I'm in a great mood.
Mr. President just made me the happiest lil guy ever. :)))))!!!! If I'm quiet im busy right now.
What does this mean what did you mean by this this could mean a lot of things you know
Mwen gen odas, menm jan ak dwa mwen antanke yon Strider.
Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png
Sorry.
I regret to inform you, Mr. Strider, but I believe you are likely the only one.
What about me excudes "bottom sub" energy.
... You know this is public, right?
Very!
... And you're still asking??
You can Dm me.
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Yes, you did open yourself up for that, Mr. President.
I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share
This is absolutely not a professional question I can answer in confidence. -... --- - - --- -- -..-. ... ..- -... .-.-.- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -... .. --. / -- .- ... -.-. ..- .-.. .. -. . / -- . -. / --- -. / - .... . .. .-. / -... .- -.-. -.- / .- -.-. - .. -. --. / ... .... -.-- .-.-.-
But you can answer it in Morse code...
Sshshshsshhh! Quiet! If you call attention to it other people will actually bother translating it! Your eyes only!
Fine fine.
HM?
Gave intern Stacy a Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes and told her to "just go look busy." She made me a website. Sure, I guess. I meant more like "draft some legislation" or "impersonate me in emails I don't want to respond to," but I guess that works. She also insisted on using carrd, as she claims it is "camp" and says it is like "the capri-sun wallets of websites." I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's good. I don't really care. https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
My stomach hurts something fierce.
Man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf6446d8fd9a.png
It's for your own good. I would continue to live in bliss for as long as possible.
Aw man, okay.
I awake from my sleep to be reminded there is a brobama fic. Actually reading the comments in the follow ups. I am learning I'd my affect in people real time and I am having second hand embarrassment and need to go back to bed. Sorry for posting ass and absconding. 😔
Interesting word choice there. "Brobama," huh?
>8I
Wait... did I get assigned a bottom by the President???
gomen
earned
WHAT
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… I feel like it was more of a community effort.
INCORRECT MY HEART RATE IS GONE UP AGAIN.
You and me both.
Give me 3 to for business days.
4
Our heart-rates. Are both going up. You and me. Our heart-rates are both going on.
A
I'm normal now. My heart rate went down.
I'm calm. Not really but If I tell myself that I will calm down.
I mean do it lady. BUT ALSO. G I DONT THINK IM THAT FORWARD. i'm losing my mind. This goes against my romantic manifestos. I need to sit down.
I can't help but feel the roles would be reversed, I agree.
#brobama
I can't even hate that's a pretty good one.
EXCUSE ME??? how and why is my nose bleeding right now oh goodness
HELLO?
WOAH WHAT
I feel like our confusion is finally united on this one.
Pay the price of leaving chittr unattended.
UNATTENDED WITH WHAT??
I am not responsible for the minds of others! I'm barely responsible with mine!
#NewOfficeDecor https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
Is the new decor the pl★nt?
Wait guys stop liking this he's gonna see and I'm already on thin ice.
I am so happy someone noticed!
WAITIWAIWAITIWAITWAIT
what
oh wow this is pretty dope! feels comforting, I'm supporting you. :)
... Glad you're a fan.
Dave grabbed my sides, and I'll be real gang... I crumbled like tissue paper.
GOBBL1NG DOWN SOM3 GL1ZZ13S L1K3 TH3 HOTDOG HOG 1 4M.
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good post 10/10
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You know, usually. I don't notice shit. I sure do be noticing. With my peepers. #notsovagueposting
... I have a bad feeling about this one.
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