Broseph "Bro" Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed
His timeline is a No-Game AU! This is just some backstory for his character! Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Relationship: Matesprits with Trollbama | Divorced from Mom "Marmalade" Lalonde Occupation: Retired Military | Current SoD for Earth-C MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was raised by his father and was a child of divorce. He married young and got married to Marmalade Lalonde, who had nicknamed herself “Mom,” and he met her when he was enlisted in the military. His first kid was with Marmalade when he was 19, and he had 2 kids with her. Dirk and Roxy. A few years later, he had another set of twins, Dave and Rose. He went into the military to support his family. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best father he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked. Both him and “Mom” weren’t happy and divorced around the time Dirk and Roxy were 15. “Mom” took Roxy and Rose, and Bro Kept Dirk and Dave. The stress of the divorce and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his sons. When Dirk turned 18, he got into a fight with Broseph, and it was the first and only time Bro put his hands on his kids, but it was enough, and Dirk took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had been discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled father, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Around the time Dave came, his oldest daughter Roxy reached out with Dave. Rose came around last. Broseph and “Mom” haven’t quite rekindled a good friendship but are cordial with each other. When she’s in Texas, she visits her sons and has dinner with them and goes on a platonic date night with Broseph. Bro willingly agreed to go to therapy because of Dave. He wants to be a better person and is trying to make up for his actions during their early years, and is making good progress. He still struggles to do what’s good for his family and himself and messes up often. Though his kids are always willing to be patient. He's not perfect, and he knows he's not. But he cares more than anything about his daughters. Broseph does not talk about his daughters because they aren’t a big part of his life right now and live far away. He does care about them, but he’s not as close as he’d like to be and doesn’t want to invade their privacy by talking about them. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png
Bro parenting tips 101, beatboxing is the best way to put a baby to bed. #Life-hacks #Bro-Advice
yoooooo what a throwback thats resurfaced some good memories
I bet it did champ, I bet it did.
they end up beatboxing in their sleep as they grow up too, i fear.
Oh do they now? I'm guessing you've heard little man beatbox in his sleep during sleepovers?
yes.. it's something but i don't mind it, i think i don't.
You think you don't? Well it doesn't effect me either way, I'm not the one sharing a bed with little man, unless you all took turns sleeping on the floor.
i mean, i don't mind it at all.. perks of being a heavy sleeper. i do dream about dave beatboxing whenever he beatboxes at night..? and i woke up to him on the floor the first time i slept over, unsure how that happened. :B
Oh yeah, David is real restless sleeper, little man basically tosses and turns all the time in his sleep ever since he was a baby, nearly fell off the couch a few times as a infant but I flashstepped in time always.
Mr. Beast released a book, and it's dirty booty levels of bad.
Only sane during the weekends.
And Tuesdays.
i resonated with this
Glad these words created a melody in your soul.
I'm back; I almost wrote "I'm black," which is a correct statement, but don't worry about that. Started to rewatch House; something about a man with loose morals but good goals is fun. But it sure does date itself.
:33 < well no one else was gonna date him
Wish that was kinda date I meant. Great joke, though. Unfortunately, you will be used for my ramblings. Date itself: More in terms of, wow, this wouldn't fly today at all. In any capacity. Sexism, racism, you name it; the show did it, even if it wasn't on purpose, but the cost of making a guy an asshole and him talking to minorities, ya know. Good show regardless; while it does have some pisspoor episodes, it does hold up in a few places. Great watch; tempted to watch Scrubs and Greys Anatomy again. Now that I think about it... Glee got away with a lot of things it shouldn't have.
:33 < s33ms to be that way with a lot of things doesn't it
It does, unfortunately. You don't think twice about it until a decade later, and then you have to sit on it like, "Well, that wasn't good," and then it haunts you. But not for long; you have the entirety of CSI: Miami to binge in your weekly copaganda run so you can outthink the pigs. Anyway, like your sunglasses.
:33 < i like chicago pd myself :33 < but i digress :33 < thanks!!! :33 < yours are purrty rad too
Chicago PD is pretty fun and no problem thaaank you as well.
Don't trust your kids with explosives, by the way, especially when he says it when he smiles.
My sex appeal is my age. Yeah I could be 30 and insane, but 55 and insane is attractive I think.
Going to the OBGYN is always so odd. Given my appearance.
I'm sorry to the people who want a weak 55-year-old man to fuck, I am a strong 55-year-old man. My back is doing great with a healthy active brain. Morning sodoku is the answer.
ᨳ Strong Is better, frankly.
👍🏿 Yes.
I've never seen house before so I promised Dirk and Dave I'd watch it with them. So I am. Great chance to spend time with my kids, I can hopefully try to understand Dave's need for a one-sided romance with House.
The older I get, the stronger I get.
Shame I l·like my men weak and pathetic
Then I'm not the man for you random stranger.
I ran out of painkillers, so I've been toughing it out in the lab.
Took a stressful nap. Had a weird fucking dream.
In bed? Don't worry about that. Anyway, I just watched Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Great show. Now I wonder what would happen if I were a doll? I'd be a posable but high-quality balljointed doll. Well-dressed and with extra stylish wigs. I would be one fly doll guy. If you don't think so, that's your problem; you don't see the bigger picture. Anyway, I think Raquelle is hilarious.
i’d wanna be a bratz kind of doll tee bee eitch. they’re always dressed to the nines.
Bratzs are great, not a fan of the idea of my feet coming off.
LOL. do u like monster high dolls? :)
Gen 1 yeah, some of the new gens are okay.
downside to being a super soldier test tube baby... I have no idea when I'll go through menopause. 😩
I think some of you are too pretentious for your own good. Eat some dirt and roll in the sand. Befriend a worm.
Bringing back the topic of "hear me outs" I think a lot of people have weak hear me outs.
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A "hear me out" is an odd choice of sentient character you find attractive. Weak hear me out: listing like conventually attractive humans, furries, monsters, demons etc Strong: listing abnormal, strange, weird hear me outs. "hear me out thanos is hot" weak hear me out "hear me out Aboleths are hot" strong hear me out.
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Hm, those sound more like things you enjoy. If they were physical sentient things yes. Hear me outs are typically just "this is a monster, I would fuck the monster"
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Sure
Bring your kids to work day doesn't work when I have grown kids and I work with dangerous weapons and people. Maybe on an office-oriented day.
I see. I do not have a Hal as a son. But it's nice to see. :)
Makes sense, all things considered we are not real.
you aren't real?
Well. I exist as a concept, yes. But as a person capable of familial bonds? A ‘person’ at all? Doubtful.
"Person" is an easy thing to figure out Are you capable of complex thought and emotions? If the answer is yes, then you are a person. Being able to form familial bonds isn't a standard for person hood, even humans can't do it all the time.
The answer is unknown. *Can* I feel? Or have I been coded to say that I can?
The great question. That's a complex thought, or at least the uncertainty can be a sign. I'll say don't dwell on it, live your life, artifiical or not. I hope they are both good to you.
I do love my little simulation it is pretty great, if I do say so myself. And I do. I made it.
No it works. I love those guys.
Well... I can bring em to work sometime this week then.
They say you need rizz to do a lot of things. Yes, I agree, but I do think my Aura, while it has rizz, has many other things. Intimidation, boldness, pride, manners, calm. All of that gets you far. And gets you your seats back when some assholes take it in the theater. Raise your eyebrow, and they scram, perfect. I can watch Spiderman in peace.
My alternates? Hit or miss, always attractive, and all pretty damn good at Aura farming, I notice. Of course, in my absence I've been training myself to be stronger, obviously. I can't do domain expansion yet, but when the time comes when I have to fight an alt in an epic passionate fight of fury and pain, I will have unlocked it, Me vs My alts. Only one of us will come out alive. If we all come out alive, we're going to Olive Garden and eat and test the limits of how truly bottomless their breadstick supply is.
Sometimes I forget Chittr thinks I'm a Dirk Strider and I'm not. I'm just a dilf that happens to be named Broseph.
3833 < No matpurr w)(o you are, you're pawsome!
So are you.
Does the confusion ever bug you?
Nope, those are people I'm unlikely to talk to, or if they do, it's a very brief conversation. They're angry I'm not. I get on with my day.
Hm I see, thought it would at least a tiny bit, I mean I would be if someone kept on confusing me for someone else.
Well, I suppose I'm not irritated because Dirk is my son. And my son is very smart and unique. So, sometimes, I'm flattered. Because I think about my son.
Ahhh I see, that makes sense.
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