♥ liked by @broStrider
🜏 aheh. . .apparren♱ly a lo♱♱a you wan♱ed ♱o see ♱he *biiggerr* forrm, and siinxe my Kiismes fiinally rresponded wii♱h ♱he pho♱o, herre ya go. @♱emp♱edAnoxxiia hope urr happy buddy #bodyhorrrrorr #nsfw #♱hehorrrrorr♱errrrorrsrreallyliike♱hiis ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/119145995_4V558LaS3EYzkyII.png ) ♅
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
c< cONsider it dONe, tHeyre a litttttle bit scratcHed aNd deNted, but tHeyve beeN disabled safely, aNd caN be restarted >c
Evening, even if the sun is rising.
mods are at the pre-fight night rager quick post slutty priest waist #nsfw ish )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57cf7f0cf61f.png
Alright. Who can procure me an Imperial Drone? I know one of you has one. No questioned asked, 5k caegar reward. Send Chitt.
THAT FUCKIN CLOWN PENIS DETECTIVES PARTY IS GONNA BE A BUST
walk is nnow allowed. nno more rainn
Don't mind me. I'm just here to keep an eye on these fools.
We've been real, we just hadn't found Chittr yet.
yehaokay
hell yeah we are
I'll give her another Bud Light as a reward.
I'm so fucking scared right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/fear.png
Gave intern Stacy a Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes and told her to "just go look busy." She made me a website. Sure, I guess. I meant more like "draft some legislation" or "impersonate me in emails I don't want to respond to," but I guess that works. She also insisted on using carrd, as she claims it is "camp" and says it is like "the capri-sun wallets of websites." I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's good. I don't really care. https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
since you here mr prez saury imma be busy for a whale im at a cooking competition. so if anyone tries to pike invade the nation or somefin just tell em to come back later when im done
I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
GOVERNMENT BUSINESS POST. Are you interested in becoming part of a Government Task Force? Do YOU have what it takes to become part of this Party? We are currently hiring an undisclosed number of positions for our Search and Rescue Task Force, and YOU might be the perfect fit. Please fill this short questionnaire out, and we will be getting in touch with you. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeW7EFWagLUJNWMq3gsREMgL38gOrpb23ZWXn7QMC6vfePNDw/viewform
Ay @barackObama call off the search they dont wanna be rescued. All this stemmed from a gamertag they had that HIC didn't like. The two are good now.
It still h★sn't lo★ded but I swe★r to god if it's some ye★rning bullshit Trollb★m★.
No guys you don't get it, I'm sooo normal. I've never been more normal in my life. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/uhoh.png
uh, forecast says emotional and homoerotic.
WHENEVER I WALK INTO A HOUSE THAT SHIT IS NOW HAUNTED KEEP ME OFF THE ROOF OTHERWISE ILL SET THIS BITCH ON FIRE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
OKAY WE’RE GOING TO DINNER STOP BULLYING ME
You know the "Yes" and "Sometimes" boxes are not just for decoration. Clearly this litmus test of sorts was extremely necessary. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wtf.png
This virus actually spreads via gay people, so we're all FUCKED.
print("inside us are two wolves https://i.imgur.com/nohcqnh.png")
I have constructed the Grey House forrr you to live in on my island, mew~ 💖✨ @barackObama #tomodachiLife https://i.imgur.com/jF043Tc.png
Anything forrr you Meowster Purrresident just lemme know who's the lucky guy, mew~ 💖✨
#brobama
Our heart-rates. Are both going up. You and me. Our heart-rates are both going on.
You and me both.
EXCUSE ME??? how and why is my nose bleeding right now oh goodness
I feel like our confusion is finally united on this one.
Well. I guess we really are in it now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
#RECHITT
that motherfucker didnt even know about the outbreak for the record he just posted ass and left
... Glad you're a fan.
#NewOfficeDecor https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
Stop liking that Chitt he's going to see it and I'm already on thin ice.
im starting to think i missed something
We almost found your pages.
... I have a bad feeling about this one.
:33< #GIRLBULGE!!!!!!!! :33< #nsfw
TH3 L4DY ST4Y1NG W1TH M3 ST1LL TH1NKS M3 L1CK1NG 4ND SN1FF1NG MY COMPUT3R SCR33N 1S W31RD. L1K3 SORRY YOU W3R3N'T BORN W1TH 4N 3GG MOM WHO T4UGHT YOU HOW TO "S33" THROUGH T4ST3 4ND SC3NT. GOSH.
GOBBL1NG DOWN SOM3 GL1ZZ13S L1K3 TH3 HOTDOG HOG 1 4M.
I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.
Greetings from the office of Barak Trollbama! We have been alerted of some usual activity and have decided to step in for a moment to give the President a much-needed breather. He is okay, and his recent activity is not the result of the MissingNo virus. We're sorry for any concern we have caused at this time! We are happy to announce a cure for the MissingNo virus! Refer to @tentacleTherapist#7214 or @flightyBroad for more information. Thank you and have a great day!
Yes.... ehm... (' . ' ❀) .... there there...? (' . ' ❀)
H...his? .... ehm...yes.. his earthly embrace...it will cure you... (^ . ^' ❀)
You're not touching it properly enough.... embrace the foliage.... let it cradle you in its....earthy embrace (^ . ^ ❀)
thatsa g reat picture man
ough im noticng his peeprs too #NSFW ithink
Mmm, green. I love green.
thastgerat
Interesting timing for this virus.
areyou seeignanyone
I need to be sedated
dontask me the color of antyhing
[ This message has been removed by HR due to #NSFW content. ]
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₍^. .^₎⟆ H! h!! ! have a small cr!t!que for th!s post… too many clothes :3c꠹
! URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT ! I have been informed of a virus spreading amongst Chittr.ing users. It is important to remain cautious at this time. An anti-virus is currently being prepared, and we ask anyone with expertise in.... whatever is going on to please come forward. Your assistance will, of course, be compensated. This virus appears to spread via prolonged, repeated contact with infected users. Perhaps wash your hands. Wear a mask. Fuck if I know, I just got here. The VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, and @flightyBroad are currently working on a cure. Any updates will come from official channels such as these. It is important to only get your news from trusted sources at this time to counteract misinformation. There is no need to panic.
aS MUCH FUN AS WE lOST tREEABOOS HAVE, THE G*VERNMENT HAS US BEAT WHEN 1T COMES TO WORK1NG W1TH #BOYNOOK AND #G1RLBULGE, THEY SOLVE GENDER DYSPHOR1A W1TH SPEC1AL CLASSES AND CULL1NG PROCEDURES TO MAKE TROLLS COMFORTABLE 1N THE BOD1ES THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH, THEY REM1ND US THAT 1T'S "OKAY FOR BOYS TO BE FEM1N1NE" AND "OKAY FOR G1RLS TO BE MASCUL1NE"... aLL WE HAVE ARE D1Y HORMONES, STEP-BY-STEP PAMPHLETS THAT GU1DE YOU ON HOW TO START D1Y, THE AB1L1TY TO D1SCREETLY SEND THOSE OUT, AND A WELCOM1NG COMMUN1TY... cLEARLY WE NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME, - n1TRAM-DONO #NSFW #CONVERS1ONTHERAPY #CW-CONVERS1ON-THERAPY #TRANSPHOB1A #CW-TRANSPHOB1A
compilation of jerma clips that transform you into the greedy grinner
christ alive it is a tragedy i cannot rechitt replies
... Good evening everyone. stay hydrated and eat something.
This is one of my shooters. When you're threatening me on the internet, you're actually pissing them off. Not me. Just something to think about. #loveujix https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/jixy.png (#ooctheartisby#indig0ttrolls#ontumblrl
There are meetings I must now attend to. Please do behave in my absence.
:(( < cant we learn to coexist?
Ouch.
I bet half of it is from @barackObama
sweet. i hope my sarcastic humor and aggravatingly consistent apathetic approach to everything keeps me snug in the tightly knit blanket of the striderverse.
may not be a strider but i got that pep in my step that only the unrivaled swagger of a strider could have. or something. i dont know, ask the "striders" or whatever i have no idea who they are. but if im compared to them they must be cool
:33 < stop filming me defending my jungle
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3284841843fd3ba0a7bb8b055bc88825/6655c47ba18482ee-ec/s250x400/572dab76d667065125ea3b49ba4f2605283b8c0c.gif
Same.
im so normal about everything ever
My Gog. I could not agree more. There is clearly a large amount of untapped potential. Fear not, I will alert our Defense Secretary of this need in the most professional manner possible. @broStrider please please please please please please please please please pleas
Yes, yes. Politics are important; ensure you go out and vote so your voice is heard, kill your landlord, the usual stuff.
(( YEAAHHHH ))
I will be sure to read it throughly.
Who wants to get flung?
Put me in, coach.
Me. I do.
Make sure to wear a helmet! Or don't, I'm not really sure how to operate one of these.
I was going to retire for the night, but I have just received a trebuchet, so obviously it is time to launch people.
OOHHH!!!~ I BOTH WANNA SIT IN IT AND SEE IT LAUNCH SOMETHING AT SOMEONES HOUSE!!!
GREAT TO HEAR
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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love this song. a+ taste
layin on the grond petin my own hair fr comdort
#caspteralism Indeed!
#caspteralism :)
After much trials and tribulations, I am proud to announce @chillerAficionado has bested me in the great game on Monopoly! Excellent work, Casper! Let this be a lesson to all of you: Although Capitalistic society is daunting, there is nothing close to the assistance advisors, friends, and allies. Another great win for #DEMOCRACY!
Yes, it's a lovely image.
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
Thanks love you xxx you're the best giving you a raise of a billion million dollars thanks again
hahaha fuck that dude now im gonna be laughing at it again for the next 30 minutes gdi
you ever get a chill up your spine imagining what would've happened if you didn't end up doin the one big thing that changed how life's going
ok, i trust your judgment most of all bro. uh question what if he's like. kinda quiet and clams up about what he likes.
Have we figured that one out yet?
Okay what is that guy's deal with the Car's franchise.
While I do value all my constituents, it seems the art of #vaugeposting is lost on you. A #vaugepost is not intended to identify an individual, it is merely screaming into the proverbial void. My vague posts are not directed towards an individual.
I for one will send my #vagueposting thoughts from my own account, because I am no coward. Gave him a Sisyphean task and he said "give me ten minutes." #NEEDTHAT
hanging out in obamas office while hes in the other room. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/255e6e0dab2b.png
HMMM... THAT IS CORRECT BUT I DEEM YOU BETTER THAN MOST, PLEASE TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT!!!
fuck bro. its like you just ripped a thought straight out of my cranium.
I think I found my sport. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1498349285069033666/Screenshot_20260427-212045.jpg?ex=69f0d603&is=69ef8483&hm=3f48fce193ae2d781e6fe5950e1244f37b8a054be1ba5f3154a58bf95934fd47&=&format=webp&width=476&height=834 #suggestive.
Good morning yall
Alright. I'm going to need a comically large metal detector, two packs of cigarettes, a drone, and a smart person with a computer, preferably with dubious mortality. Sounds easy enough.
They shouldn't be hard to find!!!!!!
Thank you, valued constituent.
You are a good Trollbama.
I would not be a very good Slenderman.
Me, if I were Slenderman: Find my policies.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that
do it! its pretty fun actually
((i adore your bro so much [and all strilondes but yknow whatevs]))
Borger.
D-->Not likely, but your positive feedback is D-->STRONGLY appreciated D-->If I somehow 100se control of my senses and inadvertently post something that personal, I'll be on the 100k out for D-->Your 100k out
cHIXIE IS NOT ONLY, aN AWESOME POPSTAR MUSICIAN, cOOL GIRL BUT, sHE IS THE BEST SITE MOD OR ADMIN, eVER! #TRANSRIGHTS
:33 < #transrights
Repost of my bullshit from earlier #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/928209801417207848/Marvus-Xoloto-Hiveswap-MS-Paint-Adventures--5447072.png?ex=69ee7b7d&is=69ed29fd&hm=f94a1c997a905efebade051ce921d90290761a29384b216503fd9811c3327009&
TRANS RIGHTS
Not for long.
D-->Good to know, thank you D-->Myself as well
D-->Piercings in general, that is D-->Not D-->Not the specifi%
i dunno who dat is but i seapport u
My secretary of defense.
#NeedThat
>+. THERE WERE BOOBS ON MAIN AND I MISSED THEM ??? .+<
1 TH1NK 1T'S T1M3 W3 SHOW B4R4S SOM3 LOV3. FUCK THOS3 TW1NKS. TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG GO1NG ON FOR TH3MS3LV3S!
As a twink, I have to agree with the sentiment I just saw on the dash. Our time has passed. Bears and Baras, it's your time.
#DIBS
Once again. It’s only #vagueposting if you’re a coward.
(( LOL Dane would never outright admit it but he definitely liked what he saw to the point he rechitt'd ))
YES.
ouuugghhnn
can't argue that us are all fine as fuck.
((Lmaooo))
I have something inappropriate to say.
Oh Lord.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
interesting.
nice.
RAWR!Looking disrespectfully….At the comment. Don't listen to them 🙏🙏🙏🙏XD!!!!!!
fell
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png D --> Here you are
hgngnn No.
Thank you, my valued constituents. Thank you. I have truly been blessed on this fine day. Especially you, @walkstabwalK. Your medal of valor is truly on the way.
I'm printing this out and framing this.
I need to be restrained.
Reel, t)(oug)(.
c< witH a little bit Of siMs iN tHere 2, yeaH >c
y'all don't seem to grasp just how fucking adorable my kiddo is, guy's got the cutest son award and i'm gonna proudly show it.
Anyon3 3l23 fanta2iz3 about lik3 A gloriou2 la2t 2tand? Ju2t you, your 2word, and a hundr3d troll2 in front of you. Holding th3 gap whil3 your lov3d on32 run for th3 hill2 and you fight to your final br3ath 2o that th3y could g3t away? Watching th3 2un 2lowly p33k ov3r th3 horizon 2urround3d by th3 bodi32 of a hundr3d m3n, watching th3 light ov3rtak3 th3 land2cap3 whil3 you tak3 your la2t br3ath? Mayb3 a bit 2p3cific
i am glad every0ne else likes the ribbits. and j0ins in as well. it means a l0t t0 me.
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/5JSk2ijn31XVo0%0wHyWTc?si=cGXlGJgdT8CL1r6QlRqYYQ
tonnight i will take a walk. unnder the moonns, annd benneath the openn sky
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Loser.
https://ic...pics...livejournal...com/apeygirl/18950394/90231/90231_original...gif
≈ill have to appreciate the physique, and the effort put into making these gains. Keep it up, train and fight!
thank you.
gods, gimme some of that, ive been havin back pain for ages now.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA WALTZ AROUND WITH YOUR BRO PUPPET TO SHITTY 2000S RAP JUST TO FEEL ALIVE AND THAT'S OKAY!!!
(( dude u want to see tat effin cookie fycjed so bad help me
((A common sentiment. Nods sagely
D-->Do you D-->What is your macros intqke like D-->Or is this just ah D-->Withiot special considera%ion
₍^. .^₎⟆ *SSswatss the phone away* DONT F!N!SH THAT SENTENCE꠹
... I don't know how to feel about this but it's interesting. I guess.
WENT TO FIGHT NIGHT. TECHNICALLY GOT IN A FIGHT. AT NIGHT. IT COUNTS.
apparently it is the week of me falling asleep at like 7 and then waking up at midnight
looking quite handsome wanted to let you know that! 0u0b
:33< sorry that was meow meowing at mew beclaws i find mew d33ply attractive :33< was that nyat clear? :33< sorry
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sorry… !f yow need back support ! can hold them up for you꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ May ! resSsspectfully say… DAAAAAMN!!꠹
The STRONGest bnuy.
D --> They will lift it, they are STRONGer than any other
STRONG bnuy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c2035c2c31e.png
(( YESSSS )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4392ea5b064.png
:33< what if instead of lord english he was lord french? :33< baguette leg... stupid barrette... stupid striped shirt
I see I could not have selected a better Secretary of Defense. This is excellent to hear.
A wise man.
My point continues to prove itself.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/SEE.png
In fact, none of the men within my Cabinet argue. Between Miss Peixes and Madame Lalonde, we know better.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed. I can only like so many before the Attorney General scolds me.
Trollscial media
bip...
Maybe I will play cookie clicker.
D-->Your arm. D-->What type of conne%ion does it have?
|| OOC INFO || Name: Equius "Ezikiel" Zahhak Age: 14 sweeps No-SGRUB au. Grew up to the exact caliber of what he intended in his life, idealistic and eager to fill the hunger void of purpose with military service to the Empire. He's been thoroughly unimpressed with the reality. The Alternian Empire is in its late stages: bloated, stretched thin across the universe, hatch rates declining, brutality undirected and spasmodic. Quietly disillusioned with the dull reality of impericism, terrified of what this means for what he's built of his skills, career, and motive for life. He puffs up to compensate. Current rank: First rate Cybernetic Engineer Notable features: Couple scars, metal horn stud to prevent abnormal regrowth, metal claw caps, frequently dyed hair, symmetrical face piercings Idiosyncracies: Enjoys alt & troll metal music that some might call "inciting insurrection" or "unpatriotic," enjoys body mod, evasive, pearl clutching that doth protest too much, freak into freak shit. Ref (OUT OF UNIFORM I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DRAW THAT) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85026f1e398f.jpg
HEE HEE HOO HOO! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/9F7D081B299C.PNG
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
rankmaid wakes up posts banger and fades the fuck into tha background and i R-ESP-ECT that. aint no glory in it just the love of the game
SOUNDS L1K3 4 PL4N!
ewveryone is hornyposting again. such as it should be
This feels targeted.
SUR3, JUST L3T M3 KNOW WH3N YOU'R3 FR33 4ND 1'LL TRY TO WORK 4ROUND 1T.
1V3 B33N GO1NG BUT D4MN 1F TH1S 1SNT 1NSP1R4T1ON TO GO MOR3
I cannot believe I pay that man real money. My Lord.
nature is healing <3
DUD3 1 GOTT4 GO TO TH3 GYM MOR3.
((BIBLICALLY accurate bro strider wow. wowowow. thank you for blessing my eyes.
Oh dear LORD.
(( thank you for directing me to the full image AMAZING art holy shit. the tone bits??? i love it
that was a good pseudonap feel like i havent rested in ages! the spirits were really on about something while i was sleeping but it sounded like nothing i needed to worry about and that it would resolve itself so thats good but im still feeling a teeny tiny bit eepy https://i.postimg.cc/xTcdkJMF/Eepy.png
POW3RFUL.
I strongly advise against it.
It is time I get some rest. As always, you are free to message me with any concerns. I deeply appreciate the sentiment, and fighting spirit. I will make a proper post later, but for now, I must rest.
You're going to make me blush. How kind.
((I know some of you may be expecting a little explanation as to why things unfolded as they did on my end. I will get to that in a moment, but for now let me apologize if that little bit put a damper on the general experience that was being had. While my intention was to create some extra tension, I did not mean to cause actual stress on anybody. And if it did, I sincerely, wholeheartedly apologize. Now, why did it happen that way? What madness drove the (former?) Vicepresident to take such a course of action? Set beside herself by the grief of losing people who she thought were close to her, to a force beyond her power to contend against, she figured that a second casualty after a very sensible one would be the spark needed to bring the flames of revolution to life. There's also a secret tunnel underneath the Presidential desk. And the Horrorterrors have to do more than freaky stuff, don't they? Besides, if she was alone, who could have taken that picture in the first place, and post it afterwards? Once again, I apologize if I stirred the pot too much, or caused too much chaos beyond what was projected. Especially to @alpacalipsArise , who seemed to be the most confused and who I should have at least pitched the idea in the first place, and to @walkstabwalK who was equally confused during the unfolding of events.
uh
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YO CHITTR.ING. TUNE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI. THIS SHIT ISN'T NO MUTHAHAFUCKING GAME ANYMORE. THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP DROPPING WEIRD VELVETY GREEN BULLSHIT ON MY LAWNRING, AND THAHAT SHIT'S GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SNARLBEAST PIT WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HOST #FIGHTNIGHT. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FIGHT NIGHT? I DO. I BELIEVE THAHAT WE SHOULD ALL HAHAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAT EACHOTHER UNTIL OUR FACES ARE NUMB IN THE SPIRIT OF COLLECTIVE NON-VIOLENT-VIOLENCE. STAND. STAND AND FIGHT. FIGHT LIKE IT'S FIGHT NIGHT EARLY. MY MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. MY NON-MIRTHFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. WE GOTTA MUTHAHAFUCKING KILL @scratchDoc AND SAVE @barackObama #presidentyungjugg #savetrollbama #[0u0]
I HAVE N0 IDEA. WH0 TR0LLBAMA IS. BUT I HATE ALL CUEBALL’S. S0.
Treating all of this like a paperclip induced manic episode btw.
I take back every bad thing I said about the mail if they can fix this
yall what the fuck did you guys do to the president!!!
trollbama is fucking dead and gone this site won't last a day now
fuk doc scratch fuk da felt frog girl is ok -from the office of ace dick detective agency
This is why I prefer to focus on municipal-level politics. Well not exactly this but the capture of alienated career politicians by harmful agents is a common issue.
we cant keep letting him get away with this
By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor
you liiiiie real legends make moves in silence ;P trade sesh it is then
i would do my own lyricspostin here but i'm not about to set up a beartrap for myself of stolen intellectual property
I understand, Trollbama.
YOU LOOK... A LOT LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW.
LOL sure maybe i'll bite i'm down to clown. cats are cool :)))))
hey ;P #nsfw ish? #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb1e0363f5b5.png
Glad to see Slenderman has remade an appearance. I found myself missing him quite often. Hopefully someone will find his pages.
// when u get home and your nervous system shuts down
∘☽ I painted a snail in a forest. I'm not quite used to, showcasing my work, I may be inclined to delete.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leiloo/Leiloo%20is%20showing%20you%20her%20art.png #nsfw #Suggestive #OOCLeilooWouldNotTagThisNsfw ☾∘
Thank you for your service to your country.
>+. SECOND OPTION; MOSTLY SMOOTH BALD. HELLBOY TOPKNOT .+<
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
sometimes i like to jumpscare random strangers
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am now normal. I was given access to the Gray House lawn and instructed to do laps until I came to my senses.
... Good to note. I am honored.
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/fdZ2xpmL/image.png #nsfw @sugges♱ive I've been in ♱his for over 2 hours I can'♱ ♱ell wha♱'s la♱ex and wha♱'s my fucking skin a♱ ♱his poin♱ _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_..+
hEh nOwHeRe, It jUsT SeEmS LiKe fUn :O)
Thank you.
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mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
when the fuck did it become noon.
mystery flesh pit usa n0t being real is the cruelest trick parad0x space played.
Let women be evil. We can have hobbies.
shad0w the hedgeh0g is a beautiful creature. 0u0