Dandy Diveno
@charismaticHunter
Just a Dandy guy in space | Bounty Hunter | Mutant Purple | Friendly Guy | ooc: king greed
Spactr "Dandy" Diveno - A dandy Guy in Space. Dandy Diveno was originally Space Dandy as a fantroll! He's since evolved into his own character. He is a mutant purpleblood and not ashamed of that fact. He's got all the proper makings of a purpleblood still... He's got a unique ability that basically is "Charisma 100", it makes anyone around him automatically like or agree with him, that doesn't really work through the screen... Dandy is likeable in person, but online he's often putting his worst foot forward and often coming off as pretty neurotic and a massive asshole with no filter. He works as a bounty hunter and a cargo hauler. He takes and ships items for companies and the legality of those items he's not really sure, he doesn't ask questions. His universe mimics Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop, heavy space travel, a lot of Alien races. Dandy rarely interacts with the Alternian empire outside of bounty work and harassing his kismesis. first art by: harveydont on tumblr. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/32555413_YKJhsxvpzqGe49W.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/32555407_vywMjhxbCFRzk6f.png
● • Getting • aa • wedgie • in • aa • spaacesuit • is • objectively • the • worst • thing, • by • the • waay. • • ●
● • Just • aate • the • naastiest • slice • of • pizzaa • in • my • entire • life. • ●
KILL THEM. FOR DECIEVING YOU.
● • i • wouldn't • be • aable • to • get • aa • refund • if • I • kill • em • lol • ●
ROB THE. MACHINE. WHEN YOURE DONE. SIMPLETON.
● • it's • not • thaat • deep, • they • haave • other • good • food, • the • pizzaa • just • sucked • ●
● • Disaappointment • is • better • thaan • getting • jumped • by • underpaaid • aand • overworked • food • service • workers. • ●
● • except • House. • thaat's • good. • thaat • dont • suck. • ●
● • quit • drinking • aand • since • i • aaint • got • shit • to • do • in • my • freetime • i'm • waatching • raandom • shows • thaat • suck. • ●
● • Perks • of • being • aa • mutaant! • None Perks • of • being. • Purple • one? • AAlso • none. • I • got • aa • heaadaache • aand • aa • baagel • aand • listening • to • aa • clown • tell • me • I • should • let • myself • be • saacrificed • for • the • greaater • good. • Dude • I • aam • trying • to • choke • on • sesaame • seeds • not • my • own • blood • thaanks. • • ●
● • i • return, • much • to • the • dismaay • of • saaturn • aand • saaturn • only. • ●
those are big fuckin words for the guy who was soooooo grateful for me not too long ago ;P we're best friends now remember
since what last month??? what do you mean WHEN some friend you are
● • HUH. • I • guess??? YEAAH, • WHEN, • YOU • LITTLE • AANTAAGONIST. • ●
first you play dumb, then you call me an antagnostic for tryin to keep the olive branch. you're so mean to me.
● • you • aare • aa • lil • draamaa • queen. but • sure • sure • we're • bestfriends. • ●
i mean now i don't even know if i wanna ;/
● • Mmmmmmmmm • I'm • not • haaving • fun • aat • the • bounty • offices. I • haave • to • go • baack • to • aan • aalterniaan • embaassy • to • renew • aa • license. • I • do • not • waant • to • do • thaat. • Ugh. • ●
● • Must • be • aa • slow • week; • no • one's • been • kidnaapped • in • aa • while. • ●
c< i MeaN.... i died? sO, pretty gOOd all tHiNgs cONsidered! >c
● • HELLO????? • IM • GLAAD • YOUR • EOKAAY • WHAAT. I • MEAAN • YEAAH, • you're • writin • aand • aall • thaat. • girl • how'd • yaa • die?? • ●
c< uHHHH, i cut My Head Off, witH My scytHe, pOsted a videO aNd everytHiNg, sHit was iNsaNe >c
c< uHHHH, special slab brOugHt Me bacK 2 life, NOw i caN dO tiMe sHit >c
● • is • this • thaat • weird • gaame • shit • people • be • taalkin • aabout? • ●
c< yeaH, sOMetHiN liKe tHat, sHit is, uH.... fuNKy >c
● • I • heaard • it • described • aas • evil • Jumaanji • mixed • with • The • Sims. • You • staay... • aas • saafe • aas • you • caan, • aalright? • Don't • go • dying • aagaain. • ●
c< ill dO My best! dONt wOrry abOut Me tHOugH, giveN tHe cONditiONal iMMOrtality aNd everytHiN >c
● • #shipplaaylist Life • Itself • - • Glaass • AAnimaals • ●
● • i • aaint • aallowed • to • drink • aanymore. • which • sucks • but • like • for • the • best. • ●
● • i • aam • no • longer • in • rehaab • ✌ • ●
▲did you graduate or escape?▼
● • graaduaate • becaause • i'd • haave • died • otherwise. • ●
▲congrats then▼
aren't you a sight for sore eyes ;P
● • come • to • the • diner, • im • eaating • paancaakes. • i • aam • NOT • paaying • for • you. • This • is • aa • rewaard • for • myself. • ●
● • Most • of • rehaab • is • theraapy, • by • the • waay. • ●
yawn, wh/) g/)es 2 rehab? #substances
true, h/)pe that like w/)rks /)ut 4 u br/)
● • i • need • something • to • do • while • in • rehaab • feel • free • to • aask • me • aanything • yaa • waannaa. https://forms.gle/8xUnrZHNJEHci2X3AA • • ●
● • I • should • probaably • sleep, • "everyone • haates • me" • thoughts • but. I • haave • one • friend, • yes • we • do • haate • eaach • other. AAnd • thaat's • aall • I • got. • ●
just flip it into everwyone loves me thoughts it s that shrwimple
● • eaasier • saaid • thaan • done. • got • some • funky • shit • going • on • right • now. • Otherwise • i • probaably • could. • ●
it is morwe a mantrwa than anything you just have to think it orw say it mostly think it so you don t sound like a nutcase mutterwing to yourwself and it makes you sound sorwt of desperwate but it rweally is a good exerwcise in building confidence you just think to yourwself everwyone loves me and everwyone who hates me is ontologically evil and most of yourw prwoblems clearw up frwom therwe
● • I'll • give • it • aa • shot, • see • if • it • works • aagaainst • some • of • these • weird-aass • things • goin' • on. • ●
● • @ethereaalCaalaamity • aasked: • "Outside • of • your • current • journey, • whaat • is • aa • faavorite • outing • thaat • you’ve • been • on? • Surely • you’ve • seen • plenty • of • fun • chaaraacters • aas • aa • bounty • hunter." Yeaah • aabsolutely, • there's • aa • baar • i • like • aa • lot, • it's • aa • simple • plaace, • raaunchy • naame • but • everyone's • friendly. • But • for • plaanets, • there's • aa • nice • plaanet • in • the • Gaammaa • Quaadraant • of • our • Gaalaaxy. • Plaanet • is • aan • old • AAlterniaan • colony • one • of • the • first • few • to • get • independence. • Pretty • techy • plaanet • too. • There's • aa • lot • of • nice • ruraal • spots • aas • well • aand • to • aadmit, • I • waas • born • there, • but • didn't • spend • aa • lot • of • time • in • it. • Haahaa. • But • I • do • visit • aa • lot • now. #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • ●
● • AAnonymous • aasked: • "whaat • maade • you • go • to • rehaab? • how • long • did • it • taake?" Pretty • embaarraassing • to • aadmit • to • this, • but • getting • into • aa • cycle. • AAnd • just • feeling • sick • constaantly. • I'm • aa • severe • aalcoholic • aand • struggling • with • other • shit • but • I • won't • get • into • it. How • long? • I'm • aan • old • guy, • so • I • probaably • should • haave • gone • sweeps • aago. • But • I • didn't. • The • reaason • is • caause • of • Saaturn • @lovwerBoy • didn't • give • me • aa • choice. • AAnd • quitting • cold • turkey • might • haave • killed • me. • AAs • for • getting • into • rehaab • itself, • super • eaasy. • I'm • aa • severe • caase • so • it • waas • probaably • eaasier • aafter • aa • medicaal • evaaluaation. #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • • ●
yeah you should've done it way sooner, you're welcome. lucky me you didn't bitch about it an were sooooo good goin in. didn't kick or scream or nothin, i feel special
● • Yeaah • yeaah, • I'm • not • feeling • up • to • our • usuaal • bickerin, • so • you • caan • haave • thaat. • ●
sure sure save your strength. gnight starshine tell me about it later.
● • AAnonymous • aasked: • "how • is • the • food • in • there? • aanyone • you • met • so • faar • thaat • is • interesting?" It's • okaay, • blaand • mostly • but • expected. • Uuuh • some • people, • I • aain't • gonnaa • disclose • aanyone • unless • I • get • permission, • but • there • aare • aa • few • people • thaat • aare • pretty • cool. • #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • • ●
● • If • you're • curious • aabout • me • whaat • I • do, • who • I • aam • aand • whaat • not • https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 Here, • I'm • currently • in • rehaab • so • it'll • just • be • something • to • do • while • I • recover. • • ●
~i hope you’re doing well, sugar. good luck with your journey, i’ll have to think up a question for you soon haha~
● • Thaanks • aappreciaate, • doing • something • better • eventuaally. AAnd • taake • your • time. • I • aappreciaate • it • ●
● • Consider • opening • aan • inbox • but • I • don't • do • shit • here • to • justify • one. • ●
I HHHave Considered Opening Suchhh Ever Since I Started Using Thhhis Website. I Thhhink You Shhhould Go For It. Shhhould You Find Yourself Not Getting Any Inquiries Simply Continue Advertising It.
do it anyway coward
● • • life • is • rough • when • other • people • caare • aabout • you • living • or • dying. • ●
real
uhuh it sure is. how's your guts doin.
● • I'd • saay • it • could • be • worse, • but • ever • few • hours • feels • like • I'm • experiencing • food • poisoning • or • the • word • aacid • reflux. • So • aabout • aas • baad • aas • it • could • be. • Not • aas • baad • aas • before. • ●