Dandy Diveno
@charismaticHunter
Just a Dandy guy in space | Bounty Hunter | Mutant Purple | Friendly Guy | ooc: king greed
alright, anyone have any specific requests for stupid shit to post on their account?
● • riddles • with • no • aanswers • ●
they wouldnt be riddles then.
● • Correct, • but • it'd • be • reaally • funny. • Wild • goose • chaase. • ●
● • Just • aate • the • naastiest • slice • of • pizzaa • in • my • entire • life. • ●
KILL THEM. FOR DECIEVING YOU.
● • i • wouldn't • be • aable • to • get • aa • refund • if • I • kill • em • lol • ●
ROB THE. MACHINE. WHEN YOURE DONE. SIMPLETON.
● • it's • not • thaat • deep, • they • haave • other • good • food, • the • pizzaa • just • sucked • ●
● • Disaappointment • is • better • thaan • getting • jumped • by • underpaaid • aand • overworked • food • service • workers. • ●
my existence being erased sure has its wide fucking array of complications, terms, conditions, and bullshit
So like, I'm the last thing left from where I'm from. In some ways, it's gotten me my power, I can zip and zap around like a leaf in the breeze, technically, if I wanted to, I could manifest things (I brought back a cat from my memories with assistance, my happy lil stormy), and things I'm not aware of. This comes with a tradeback, however. Because I'm the only thing left from there, there's nothing really to like, ground me? No one else is there to confirm, say, that there was ever a point where I wasn't a catgirl. However, a partner charged with unbelievable power, accidentally decided in her sleep, that hey, my girlfriend would be cuter like this, and therefore, I've been a catgirl, for all the times except when I wasn't. I can also do this, change small things about me, but something on her level (no longer the case thankfully), because no one is going to call my bluff if I say I have a masculine body today, because like, I could?? I can't change what other things have done, however without the willpower to force the change away.
Yup! So. uh. If I look drastically different in a few posts tonight, I do apologize.
● • faair • enough. • aaint • nothing • to • worry • aabout • Hope. • Good • luck. • ●
oldie but a goldie, heard the request for flexing. I'll post something again in time
● • i • return, • much • to • the • dismaay • of • saaturn • aand • saaturn • only. • ●
those are big fuckin words for the guy who was soooooo grateful for me not too long ago ;P we're best friends now remember
since what last month??? what do you mean WHEN some friend you are
● • HUH. • I • guess??? YEAAH, • WHEN, • YOU • LITTLE • AANTAAGONIST. • ●
first you play dumb, then you call me an antagnostic for tryin to keep the olive branch. you're so mean to me.
● • you • aare • aa • lil • draamaa • queen. but • sure • sure • we're • bestfriends. • ●
i mean now i don't even know if i wanna ;/
Shit I got real busy today. Didn't even realize it's like 1am. Oh well. May need to keep working
Perhaps! I really should, it's just sleep and I don't get along well. Anyway hi Dandy it's been a second I hope things have been going well!
● • honestly • faair • enough, • sleep • aaint • too • kind • to • me, • been • eaasier • laately • though. aand • yeaah • things • aare • goin • aaight, • been • keeping • myself • busy • with • work. • yourself? • ●
Some cosmic fuckery has been up lately but other than that it's been fine! Just trying to keep busy while my matesprit and partner have both been busy doing important stuff.
● • i • see! • well • hope • it • unfucks • itself • aand • things • return • to • normaal • but • im • glaad • youre • well! • aand • faair • faair. • ●
● • Must • be • aa • slow • week; • no • one's • been • kidnaapped • in • aa • while. • ●
c< Hi DaNdy! beeN a bit! >c
c< i MeaN.... i died? sO, pretty gOOd all tHiNgs cONsidered! >c
● • HELLO????? • IM • GLAAD • YOUR • EOKAAY • WHAAT. I • MEAAN • YEAAH, • you're • writin • aand • aall • thaat. • girl • how'd • yaa • die?? • ●
c< uHHHH, i cut My Head Off, witH My scytHe, pOsted a videO aNd everytHiNg, sHit was iNsaNe >c
c< uHHHH, special slab brOugHt Me bacK 2 life, NOw i caN dO tiMe sHit >c
● • is • this • thaat • weird • gaame • shit • people • be • taalkin • aabout? • ●
c< yeaH, sOMetHiN liKe tHat, sHit is, uH.... fuNKy >c
● • I • heaard • it • described • aas • evil • Jumaanji • mixed • with • The • Sims. • You • staay... • aas • saafe • aas • you • caan, • aalright? • Don't • go • dying • aagaain. • ●