Dandy Diveno
@charismaticHunter
Just a Dandy guy in space | Bounty Hunter | Mutant Purple | Friendly Guy | ooc: king greed
● • I • look • up • from • my • job, • aand • he's • up • to • some • shit. • ●
i'm up to NOTHING i was just givin some good ass datin advice to someone an they were GRATEFUL cause it was priceless guidance
● • Get • your • heaad • out • of • your • aass • before • you • caan • remove • it, • bozo. • ●
stalk my chittr a little bit closer jackass an tell me i'm wrong! tell me i'm steerin her wrong!
● • I • aain't • staalkin' • shit, • literaally • just • got • on • aand • your • heaads • up • your • aass. • You • caan • help • someone • without • strokin' • your • ego • aabout • it • publicly. • ●
it's not really public it's just chittr. besides it's not about the ego! it's just fuckin, nostalgia is all! can't i romanticize my life in peace.
● • Not • when • you • put • it • in • aa • public • spaace • where • I • caan • see • it. • ●
Genuinely cannot tell if I'm more of a cat or dog person anymore.
oh my god i'm not old
no you CAN'T you're older than me!!!!
if my bones are rattlin you belong in a damn retirement home. go play some bingo
i have NEVER played bingo i WILL never play bingo i am a tried an true high stakes slots an blackjack enjoyer
● • BITCH • YOU'RE • OLD. • Brittle • bones, • Saaturn, • whaat • the • fuck! • ●
hey so updates on @weylonyutaniOfficial 's horrible horrible ugly baby that chewed its way outta my chest last night: - has scampered into my cargo bay since last night like a fucked up little goblin - @charismaticHunter is bein a doll rn he's findin the thing an puttin it outta its misery for me. any second now. - it does NOT sound in misery. - until it gets obliterated i'm namin the little demon markie. markie, in honor a the weylon yutani customer help agent that chilled too hard with me an got culled for the crime a good vibes. rip markie. - i am filin for child support if weylon doesn't pick up their gross creepy wet thing
● • I'm • killin • it, • aand • they • caan • pick • up • the • god • daamn • corpse. • #violence • ●
● • HELLO?? • @lovwerBoy • WHAAT • AARE • YOU • DOING?>??? • ●
● • Oh • thaank • god. • AAre • you • in • aa • plaace • i • caan • come • to? • I • stopped • aat • aa • port. • ●
what ya gonna kiss my booboos better??? i mean like.you can. there's a weird dog ourside tho. it absolutely bites.
● • I'm • not • kissing • shit. • I'll • kill • it. • I'll • find • aa • waay • in. • ●
you caaaarre ;))) chief you ain't killing shit. this puppy is NOT your paygrade. probably. i'm fine hope xan get me wherever ig.
● • OF • COURSE • I • CAARE, • I • DONT • WAANT • YOU • DEAAD. you • don't • know • whaat • my • paaygraade • is • douchebaag. • ●
ugh finnneeeeee idk where it is tho it skedaddled pretty quick but i hear it skittering
● • AAlright, • yeaah, • I'll • come • to • you. • The • thing • should • be • haard • to • kill. • Probaably. • It's • aan • ugly • dog. • On • my • waay. • ●
👍 He'll likely need a proper check up but I helped him not bleed out.
● • You • aare • aabsolutely • aamaazing • Hope, • thaanks. • Yeaah, • i'll • get • him • checked • up. • ●
HAH.
yes i am confronted with reality once more and i am too nicies to use a block button. becausr i'm nice like that. because i'm open minded. because i'm goin with the flow.
● • Okaay... • do • you • waant • to • come • over • aand • waatch • some • shitty • aass • movies • aand • complaain • aabout • my • decor • or • some • shit? • ●
you know WHAT your decor is shit. cheap ass scuzzy don't even have good lighting anywhere. shit's hospital fluorescent all the way down. yeah lemme come over.