Dandy Diveno
@charismaticHunter
Just a Dandy guy in space | Bounty Hunter | Mutant Purple | Friendly Guy | ooc: king greed
● • Getting • aa • wedgie • in • aa • spaacesuit • is • objectively • the • worst • thing, • by • the • waay. • • ●
● • Just • aate • the • naastiest • slice • of • pizzaa • in • my • entire • life. • ●
KILL THEM. FOR DECIEVING YOU.
● • i • wouldn't • be • aable • to • get • aa • refund • if • I • kill • em • lol • ●
ROB THE. MACHINE. WHEN YOURE DONE. SIMPLETON.
● • it's • not • thaat • deep, • they • haave • other • good • food, • the • pizzaa • just • sucked • ●
● • Disaappointment • is • better • thaan • getting • jumped • by • underpaaid • aand • overworked • food • service • workers. • ●
● • except • House. • thaat's • good. • thaat • dont • suck. • ●
● • quit • drinking • aand • since • i • aaint • got • shit • to • do • in • my • freetime • i'm • waatching • raandom • shows • thaat • suck. • ●
● • Perks • of • being • aa • mutaant! • None Perks • of • being. • Purple • one? • AAlso • none. • I • got • aa • heaadaache • aand • aa • baagel • aand • listening • to • aa • clown • tell • me • I • should • let • myself • be • saacrificed • for • the • greaater • good. • Dude • I • aam • trying • to • choke • on • sesaame • seeds • not • my • own • blood • thaanks. • • ●
● • i • return, • much • to • the • dismaay • of • saaturn • aand • saaturn • only. • ●
those are big fuckin words for the guy who was soooooo grateful for me not too long ago ;P we're best friends now remember
● • HUH. • I • guess??? YEAAH, • WHEN, • YOU • LITTLE • AANTAAGONIST. • ●
first you play dumb, then you call me an antagnostic for tryin to keep the olive branch. you're so mean to me.
● • you • aare • aa • lil • draamaa • queen. but • sure • sure • we're • bestfriends. • ●
i mean now i don't even know if i wanna ;/
● • Mmmmmmmmm • I'm • not • haaving • fun • aat • the • bounty • offices. I • haave • to • go • baack • to • aan • aalterniaan • embaassy • to • renew • aa • license. • I • do • not • waant • to • do • thaat. • Ugh. • ●
● • Must • be • aa • slow • week; • no • one's • been • kidnaapped • in • aa • while. • ●
c< i MeaN.... i died? sO, pretty gOOd all tHiNgs cONsidered! >c
● • HELLO????? • IM • GLAAD • YOUR • EOKAAY • WHAAT. I • MEAAN • YEAAH, • you're • writin • aand • aall • thaat. • girl • how'd • yaa • die?? • ●
c< uHHHH, i cut My Head Off, witH My scytHe, pOsted a videO aNd everytHiNg, sHit was iNsaNe >c
c< uHHHH, special slab brOugHt Me bacK 2 life, NOw i caN dO tiMe sHit >c
● • is • this • thaat • weird • gaame • shit • people • be • taalkin • aabout? • ●
● • I • heaard • it • described • aas • evil • Jumaanji • mixed • with • The • Sims. • You • staay... • aas • saafe • aas • you • caan, • aalright? • Don't • go • dying • aagaain. • ●
c< ill dO My best! dONt wOrry abOut Me tHOugH, giveN tHe cONditiONal iMMOrtality aNd everytHiN >c
● • #shipplaaylist Life • Itself • - • Glaass • AAnimaals • ●
● • i • aaint • aallowed • to • drink • aanymore. • which • sucks • but • like • for • the • best. • ●
● • i • aam • no • longer • in • rehaab • ✌ • ●
● • graaduaate • becaause • i'd • haave • died • otherwise. • ●
● • come • to • the • diner, • im • eaating • paancaakes. • i • aam • NOT • paaying • for • you. • This • is • aa • rewaard • for • myself. • ●
● • Most • of • rehaab • is • theraapy, • by • the • waay. • ●
yawn, wh/) g/)es 2 rehab? #substances
● • i • need • something • to • do • while • in • rehaab • feel • free • to • aask • me • aanything • yaa • waannaa. https://forms.gle/8xUnrZHNJEHci2X3AA • • ●
● • I • should • probaably • sleep, • "everyone • haates • me" • thoughts • but. I • haave • one • friend, • yes • we • do • haate • eaach • other. AAnd • thaat's • aall • I • got. • ●
just flip it into everwyone loves me thoughts it s that shrwimple
● • eaasier • saaid • thaan • done. • got • some • funky • shit • going • on • right • now. • Otherwise • i • probaably • could. • ●
it is morwe a mantrwa than anything you just have to think it orw say it mostly think it so you don t sound like a nutcase mutterwing to yourwself and it makes you sound sorwt of desperwate but it rweally is a good exerwcise in building confidence you just think to yourwself everwyone loves me and everwyone who hates me is ontologically evil and most of yourw prwoblems clearw up frwom therwe
● • I'll • give • it • aa • shot, • see • if • it • works • aagaainst • some • of • these • weird-aass • things • goin' • on. • ●
● • @ethereaalCaalaamity • aasked: • "Outside • of • your • current • journey, • whaat • is • aa • faavorite • outing • thaat • you’ve • been • on? • Surely • you’ve • seen • plenty • of • fun • chaaraacters • aas • aa • bounty • hunter." Yeaah • aabsolutely, • there's • aa • baar • i • like • aa • lot, • it's • aa • simple • plaace, • raaunchy • naame • but • everyone's • friendly. • But • for • plaanets, • there's • aa • nice • plaanet • in • the • Gaammaa • Quaadraant • of • our • Gaalaaxy. • Plaanet • is • aan • old • AAlterniaan • colony • one • of • the • first • few • to • get • independence. • Pretty • techy • plaanet • too. • There's • aa • lot • of • nice • ruraal • spots • aas • well • aand • to • aadmit, • I • waas • born • there, • but • didn't • spend • aa • lot • of • time • in • it. • Haahaa. • But • I • do • visit • aa • lot • now. #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • ●
● • AAnonymous • aasked: • "whaat • maade • you • go • to • rehaab? • how • long • did • it • taake?" Pretty • embaarraassing • to • aadmit • to • this, • but • getting • into • aa • cycle. • AAnd • just • feeling • sick • constaantly. • I'm • aa • severe • aalcoholic • aand • struggling • with • other • shit • but • I • won't • get • into • it. How • long? • I'm • aan • old • guy, • so • I • probaably • should • haave • gone • sweeps • aago. • But • I • didn't. • The • reaason • is • caause • of • Saaturn • @lovwerBoy • didn't • give • me • aa • choice. • AAnd • quitting • cold • turkey • might • haave • killed • me. • AAs • for • getting • into • rehaab • itself, • super • eaasy. • I'm • aa • severe • caase • so • it • waas • probaably • eaasier • aafter • aa • medicaal • evaaluaation. #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • • ●
yeah you should've done it way sooner, you're welcome. lucky me you didn't bitch about it an were sooooo good goin in. didn't kick or scream or nothin, i feel special
● • Yeaah • yeaah, • I'm • not • feeling • up • to • our • usuaal • bickerin, • so • you • caan • haave • thaat. • ●
sure sure save your strength. gnight starshine tell me about it later.
● • AAnonymous • aasked: • "how • is • the • food • in • there? • aanyone • you • met • so • faar • thaat • is • interesting?" It's • okaay, • blaand • mostly • but • expected. • Uuuh • some • people, • I • aain't • gonnaa • disclose • aanyone • unless • I • get • permission, • but • there • aare • aa • few • people • thaat • aare • pretty • cool. • #aaskdaandy https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 • • ●
● • If • you're • curious • aabout • me • whaat • I • do, • who • I • aam • aand • whaat • not • https://forms.gle/XX2JrhzE4SQUKuBv6 Here, • I'm • currently • in • rehaab • so • it'll • just • be • something • to • do • while • I • recover. • • ●
~i hope you’re doing well, sugar. good luck with your journey, i’ll have to think up a question for you soon haha~
● • Thaanks • aappreciaate, • doing • something • better • eventuaally. AAnd • taake • your • time. • I • aappreciaate • it • ●
● • Consider • opening • aan • inbox • but • I • don't • do • shit • here • to • justify • one. • ●
I HHHave Considered Opening Suchhh Ever Since I Started Using Thhhis Website. I Thhhink You Shhhould Go For It. Shhhould You Find Yourself Not Getting Any Inquiries Simply Continue Advertising It.
● • • life • is • rough • when • other • people • caare • aabout • you • living • or • dying. • ●
uhuh it sure is. how's your guts doin.
● • I'd • saay • it • could • be • worse, • but • ever • few • hours • feels • like • I'm • experiencing • food • poisoning • or • the • word • aacid • reflux. • So • aabout • aas • baad • aas • it • could • be. • Not • aas • baad • aas • before. • ●