♦ pitied by @broStrider
am I scary mr president.
so i did (barely) get beat up but i still have bros palgust. people dont make good on their threats these days man

I can't help but feel the roles would be reversed, I agree.

... I have a bad feeling about this one.

I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.

Greetings from the office of Barak Trollbama! We have been alerted of some usual activity and have decided to step in for a moment to give the President a much-needed breather. He is okay, and his recent activity is not the result of the MissingNo virus. We're sorry for any concern we have caused at this time! We are happy to announce a cure for the MissingNo virus! Refer to @tentacleTherapist#7214 or @flightyBroad for more information. Thank you and have a great day!
BE STRONG MR. PRESIDENT. YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU EVEN KNOW. REACH DEEP INSIDE AND FIND THAT WELL OF STRENGTH, THE DRIVING FORCE THAT ENCOURAGES YOU TO STAND FOR THE RIGHTS OF ALL PEOPLE.

thatsa g reat picture man

ough im noticng his peeprs too #NSFW ithink

thastgerat

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Ouch.
~G~Od fucking damn it I'm still ann~Oyed I need sO~me~One t~O kick me O~ver and O~ver while I'm curled up in the fetal p~Ositi~On until I stO~p caring abO~ut things again~

bitches are so jealous of my #dexcoin

fell

hgngnn No.
Someone else explain sburb to Casper Im too annoyed about frogs for that

cant sleep.

gods, gimme some of that, ive been havin back pain for ages now.
... I don't know how to feel about this but it's interesting. I guess.

the people hate me for livwing my truth
https://i.imgur.com/TU5iAiV.png Ya sell the nuclear codes /once/ and suddenly the President's on yer ass.

Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed. I can only like so many before the Attorney General scolds me.

when the fuck did it become noon.










