Bro Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed
if mr prez gets to bring someone into cabinet and then make out with them so do i. lookin for a vice assistant secretary to the secretary of homeland security who will let me use em as a footstool every now and then and carry my stuff and pike do paperwork sometimes i guess cuz i dont wanna do allat either
I'm not making out with anyone
its a figure of speech just let me play the field man
I hope you can find someone to make out with Miss Peixes.
Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png
... Are we meant to be surprised?
I AM!
I regret to inform you, Mr. Strider, but I believe you are likely the only one.
What about me excudes "bottom sub" energy.
... You know this is public, right?
Very!
... And you're still asking??
You can Dm me.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/me%3F.png
Yes, you did open yourself up for that, Mr. President.
I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share
This is absolutely not a professional question I can answer in confidence. -... --- - - --- -- -..-. ... ..- -... .-.-.- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -... .. --. / -- .- ... -.-. ..- .-.. .. -. . / -- . -. / --- -. / - .... . .. .-. / -... .- -.-. -.- / .- -.-. - .. -. --. / ... .... -.-- .-.-.-
But you can answer it in Morse code...
Sshshshsshhh! Quiet! If you call attention to it other people will actually bother translating it! Your eyes only!
Fine fine.
HM?
I awake from my sleep to be reminded there is a brobama fic. Actually reading the comments in the follow ups. I am learning I'd my affect in people real time and I am having second hand embarrassment and need to go back to bed. Sorry for posting ass and absconding. 😔
Interesting word choice there. "Brobama," huh?
>8I
I'm so fucking scared right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/fear.png
The website is hilarious, and Stacy is funny.
I'll give her another Bud Light as a reward.
Ba li yon ti manje pou nanm li.
yehaokay
:)!!
I feel like I need a expert to help me out with the relationships of all the Cabinet members of Earth C.
Don't ask me, I don't know what's not been told to me. I'm just doing my job.
Man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf6446d8fd9a.png
It's for your own good. I would continue to live in bliss for as long as possible.
Aw man, okay.
Turkey, ham, bacon, American cheese, pickles, on white bread. Mayo, mustard, and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/454c0e58b3d3.png
A 2 W 6
Sauces are mayo (kewpie), maybe a lil bit of balsamic and toast it a lil.
Is nothing sacred anymore. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/absolutely%20not.png
read what?
Eventually you will all have baboon uterus' in you.
i already have one, i don't need a second.