Broseph &quot;Bro&quot; Strider

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Trollbama’s Kryptonite

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I would eat shit in an inflatable obstacle course.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Woke up in a broseph proof box :/ It's not anything complex, but it's got Dave, Dirk, Rose, and Roxy leaning against the door so I don't attempt to break out. I didn't know my 2 other kids were in town, and this is how I find out?

Kult: +6

Total: 6

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HELLO FLORID WAS KIDNAPPED

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Sleep tight!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @barackObama[BO]

WHAT

↩ @broStrider[BS]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Just give it a minute.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

IGGddddddddddddddvvvvv

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @broStrider[BS]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

There it goes.

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guh

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I found the context; I will not be revisiting fisting. As a topic. I have not been fisted.

#nsfw

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

ritchard kellingtam

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[#RAZY THING TO #OME BA#K TO ON THE FEED BUT LIKE HELL YEAH]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

I'm glad I could deliver.

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#weirdo #unlessyouwantittobe #butnotsexy #suggestive

Got a sharp pain in my hole and nearly collapsed. rectum SEIZED what the fuck

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

shoulda kept this one in they drafts big dawg

Kult: +7

Total: 7

This is like the fisting situation all over again i feel...

#nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @broStrider[BS]

what

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Fisting. I had a few days where I kept talking about fisting. I don't remember why.

#nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @broStrider[BS]

oh my glub

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I'm sure if I remember the context, I'll complain about it again.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Anyway, what has happened in the chittr sphere? Everyone alive?

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

yep

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Awesome.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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You know, I've committed a lot of sins or whatever, but I think all it's coming back in the form of Dave drinking an entire carton of milk and putting it back into the fridge.

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WAIT HOLD UP ARE THERE 2 NYRITA?

Kult: +105

Kull: +105

Total: 210

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

kinda like how im bro but not dirk or something maybe... eugh.

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

huh? there shouldn't be right now. just me here, no other bodies doing other stuff. unless 7ou're talking about bummelbootleg, who is not me and also not around an7more

Kult: +5

Total: 5

oh so you're just pretending to be her. okay.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Karama Golthi: Yuri Committer

heya.

↩ @broStrider[BS]

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yeaH, KiNda liKe tHat, but prObably witH less alterNate tiMeliNe sHit gOiNg ON >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

no no aphysicalAmusement got me for a loop

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

hmmm, possibly and less headache inducing i hope

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @broStrider[BS]

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

oh, i see

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

e7777. tread lightl7, i've got a bad histor7 with doppelgangers. 7ou do have the right sexualit7 to be me, though, so there's that

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

don't worry, i know a thing or two about doppelgangers. this was just for a bit, though, and it's gotten old.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

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I'm back, and I have a cannon. Don't worry about what it's for. It's legal. Barely.

Kult: +105

Kull: +90

Total: 195

Ratio: 1.17

↩ @lividLanguid[LL]

that's illegal and i can't do that.

↩ @broStrider[BS]

it shoots biblical books, huh? well, as long as it abides by the law.

different kind of canon.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Cybele Aprell

@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ a cann0n event... /

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @broStrider[BS]

oh, right. obviously a canon cannon would be for shooting saints.

Well.... No. More like "Story canon"

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tenaciousCorvid[TC]

Exactly.

↩ @broStrider[BS]

ohhh, so you mean a story tied to a musical piece where voices start one after another at regular intervals, such that they successively take up the same subject. got it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hmmm... close but more like... events bound to take place... but with a cannon.

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guess they're cannon events.

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Oh, I wasn't expecting to scroll down to see one of said anthropomorphic Earth countries on chittr.

#vagueposting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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I've been wearing button-ups and slacks to work, and I feel restricted. Beast in a cage or something. lemme out.

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#emetophobia #cw-emetophobia

I want to nap. Not a good idea, at least for 30mins to an hour. I don't need to taste my stomach acid.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Ate too much and now Im tired as hell.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

1 week ago

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I never delivered on that wet shirt picture. I will eventually.

1 week ago

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I have no excuse for my inactivity; I didn't feel like posting.

2 weeks ago

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