Broseph "Bro" Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed
Many perks to being Secretary of Defense. Only downside If I post my chest, I might cause too many problems.
"chuckle chaser" haha
࣪⊹₊˚{ STOP LAUGHING! }*ᯅ*{ + I LITERALLY DIDNT COME TO GLUB AT YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE LAUGHING, BY THE WAY! BECAUSE THAT TERM HAS NOOOOTHIIIING TO DO WITH ME!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sorry but it'smy first time I've seen it and it's very funny, I'm sorry people think you're a chuckle chaser.
I forgot to post not gonna lie.
The DoD lab now keeps elephant tranquilizer on hand if they need to knock me out, apparently.
[|87 :: Sorry bro, ;t was the only one that would work
I got shot with like 3. I mean, it worked, but damn. I did NOT know I was that hard to knock out.
[|87 :: Yea you take an unhealthy level of sedat;on for your spec;es. 1t’s actually very alarm;ng.
[|87 :: Apparently so, ;t ;s by all means sc;ent;f;cally ;mposs;ble…well w;thout proper study, but 1 th;nk you had enough needles stuck ;nto you for a wh;le
I would absolutely let you take a look at my biology and whatnot, but that's for later study, possibly, maybe never. But agreed.
HMMMM Trolls, if you had to pick a bloodcolor for me what would it be? You can reply here or send it to my lil inbox thing https://forms.gle/JykjAXHxLkjXQbfw5
Had a chocolate teddy graham, and that changed the recipe. Disappointed.
we ride at dawn to burn down the factory
Buying them out and changing the recipe back.
Why are we using Trollbama's name to scam people out of money?
its certainly no scam i can tell you that
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He loves me.
I'm like chittr's big tiddy boogeyman.
I didn't say I was a scary boogeyman. The big tits really ruins the fear.
Honestly, in another life I was absolutely a Lunatic, and in this life it's probably good I was never born a troll. Like, generally speaking. Very good.
a s)(ame. you couldve been a good indigoblood.
When I'm stressed, I play Dave's first mixtape ever, and it calms my nerves. He hates that I do, but I cherish it.
If you become an important in my life and get hurt, I will go full scorched earth and will need to be sedated heavily.
I just watched him fully sit up to type that, by the way.
I can't say she's not justified in her anger, because she is your moirail. So just give her time and allow her to be angry.
Alright, good, and if you need someone to talk to later, please feel free. Just take some time to process what happened, okay? You did something. Admittedly reckless, and you just came back, so take the time to process that and rest. Alright?
The sedatives aren't working, but meenah is fine, I will not tweak. I promise. Tell me what happened, I even called Dave.
A long story! I imagine she’d like to tell it her way.
Are you okay at least, safe, in one piece? Organs all accounted for?
I got hit with enough sedatives to kill at least 2 fully grown elephants and I feel like there was a reason and that I'm going to probably be mad about it. So either I get hit with more sedatives, or I'm going to start tweaking
0-0 y⚣u're built different than the rest
The sedatives would be about the amount to kill a whale to take me down.
They let me have fun in the DoD lab because I get results and it's enclosure enrichment for Brobubu (me)
I'm doing science shit that you can't even comprehend.
You're all up in my replies sending ellipses, so don't send me questions marks.
Aight, just watch your step, you can help me with something specifically
// Might do an art raffle for broseph + Trizza but Trizza first, and then Brosephs; I'll let bro hit 20K first.
// learning how fucking ominous Broseph's positive posts are is REALLY funny to me cause I be writing them like "yeah this exudes happiness" IT DOES NOT
Going to be riding some sorta emotional... high... :)
// Just sharing here cause I'm trying to get it out of my shop and food on my table <3 >> https://ko-fi.com/s/6ed2a75a46 << buy there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/523401dcdb22.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b195eba2c0e3.png
