Broseph "Bro" Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed
Mr. Beast released a book, and it's dirty booty levels of bad.
Only sane during the weekends.
I'm back; I almost wrote "I'm black," which is a correct statement, but don't worry about that. Started to rewatch House; something about a man with loose morals but good goals is fun. But it sure does date itself.
:33 < well no one else was gonna date him
Wish that was kinda date I meant. Great joke, though. Unfortunately, you will be used for my ramblings. Date itself: More in terms of, wow, this wouldn't fly today at all. In any capacity. Sexism, racism, you name it; the show did it, even if it wasn't on purpose, but the cost of making a guy an asshole and him talking to minorities, ya know. Good show regardless; while it does have some pisspoor episodes, it does hold up in a few places. Great watch; tempted to watch Scrubs and Greys Anatomy again. Now that I think about it... Glee got away with a lot of things it shouldn't have.
It does, unfortunately. You don't think twice about it until a decade later, and then you have to sit on it like, "Well, that wasn't good," and then it haunts you. But not for long; you have the entirety of CSI: Miami to binge in your weekly copaganda run so you can outthink the pigs. Anyway, like your sunglasses.
:33 < i like chicago pd myself :33 < but i digress :33 < thanks!!! :33 < yours are purrty rad too
Don't trust your kids with explosives, by the way, especially when he says it when he smiles.
My sex appeal is my age. Yeah I could be 30 and insane, but 55 and insane is attractive I think.
Going to the OBGYN is always so odd. Given my appearance.
I'm sorry to the people who want a weak 55-year-old man to fuck, I am a strong 55-year-old man. My back is doing great with a healthy active brain. Morning sodoku is the answer.
I've never seen house before so I promised Dirk and Dave I'd watch it with them. So I am. Great chance to spend time with my kids, I can hopefully try to understand Dave's need for a one-sided romance with House.
The older I get, the stronger I get.
I ran out of painkillers, so I've been toughing it out in the lab.
Took a stressful nap. Had a weird fucking dream.
In bed? Don't worry about that. Anyway, I just watched Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Great show. Now I wonder what would happen if I were a doll? I'd be a posable but high-quality balljointed doll. Well-dressed and with extra stylish wigs. I would be one fly doll guy. If you don't think so, that's your problem; you don't see the bigger picture. Anyway, I think Raquelle is hilarious.
i’d wanna be a bratz kind of doll tee bee eitch. they’re always dressed to the nines.
Bratzs are great, not a fan of the idea of my feet coming off.
downside to being a super soldier test tube baby... I have no idea when I'll go through menopause. 😩
I think some of you are too pretentious for your own good. Eat some dirt and roll in the sand. Befriend a worm.
Bringing back the topic of "hear me outs" I think a lot of people have weak hear me outs.
A "hear me out" is an odd choice of sentient character you find attractive. Weak hear me out: listing like conventually attractive humans, furries, monsters, demons etc Strong: listing abnormal, strange, weird hear me outs. "hear me out thanos is hot" weak hear me out "hear me out Aboleths are hot" strong hear me out.
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Hm, those sound more like things you enjoy. If they were physical sentient things yes. Hear me outs are typically just "this is a monster, I would fuck the monster"
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Bring your kids to work day doesn't work when I have grown kids and I work with dangerous weapons and people. Maybe on an office-oriented day.
Well. I exist as a concept, yes. But as a person capable of familial bonds? A ‘person’ at all? Doubtful.
"Person" is an easy thing to figure out Are you capable of complex thought and emotions? If the answer is yes, then you are a person. Being able to form familial bonds isn't a standard for person hood, even humans can't do it all the time.
The answer is unknown. *Can* I feel? Or have I been coded to say that I can?
The great question. That's a complex thought, or at least the uncertainty can be a sign. I'll say don't dwell on it, live your life, artifiical or not. I hope they are both good to you.
I do love my little simulation it is pretty great, if I do say so myself. And I do. I made it.
They say you need rizz to do a lot of things. Yes, I agree, but I do think my Aura, while it has rizz, has many other things. Intimidation, boldness, pride, manners, calm. All of that gets you far. And gets you your seats back when some assholes take it in the theater. Raise your eyebrow, and they scram, perfect. I can watch Spiderman in peace.
My alternates? Hit or miss, always attractive, and all pretty damn good at Aura farming, I notice. Of course, in my absence I've been training myself to be stronger, obviously. I can't do domain expansion yet, but when the time comes when I have to fight an alt in an epic passionate fight of fury and pain, I will have unlocked it, Me vs My alts. Only one of us will come out alive. If we all come out alive, we're going to Olive Garden and eat and test the limits of how truly bottomless their breadstick supply is.
Sometimes I forget Chittr thinks I'm a Dirk Strider and I'm not. I'm just a dilf that happens to be named Broseph.
3833 < No matpurr w)(o you are, you're pawsome!
Nope, those are people I'm unlikely to talk to, or if they do, it's a very brief conversation. They're angry I'm not. I get on with my day.
Hm I see, thought it would at least a tiny bit, I mean I would be if someone kept on confusing me for someone else.
Well, I suppose I'm not irritated because Dirk is my son. And my son is very smart and unique. So, sometimes, I'm flattered. Because I think about my son.
How do you end arguments in your house? I use Monopoly.
mostly open communication
Broseph I'll be so honest, the l★st conflict in my hive ended with the b★st★rd de★d. Monopoly seems better for f★mily members you do not detest however.
I live alone but I'm a big fan of living by the spell card rules (using nonlethal "gamified" combat to arbitrate disputes). Unfortunately I'm not that good at it in daylight so I would have to settle for card games. And then nothing would get done because nobody around here plays the same card games as me.
Make friends and have them learn your favorite card games. end silly and non-serious disputes with said games.