

Bro Strider
@broStrider
Secretary of Defense: Broseph "Bro" Strider | Ex-Military personnel | No Game AU Bro Strider | ooc: @kingGreed

I'm in a great mood.

Mr. President just made me the happiest lil guy ever. :)))))!!!! If I'm quiet im busy right now.

Mwen gen odas, menm jan ak dwa mwen antanke yon Strider.

Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png

I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share

My stomach hurts something fierce.

Man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf6446d8fd9a.png

I awake from my sleep to be reminded there is a brobama fic. Actually reading the comments in the follow ups. I am learning I'd my affect in people real time and I am having second hand embarrassment and need to go back to bed. Sorry for posting ass and absconding. 😔

Wait... did I get assigned a bottom by the President???

INCORRECT MY HEART RATE IS GONE UP AGAIN.

I'm normal now. My heart rate went down.

I'm calm. Not really but If I tell myself that I will calm down.

I mean do it lady. BUT ALSO. G I DONT THINK IM THAT FORWARD. i'm losing my mind. This goes against my romantic manifestos. I need to sit down.

HELLO?

WOAH WHAT

Dave grabbed my sides, and I'll be real gang... I crumbled like tissue paper.

You know, usually. I don't notice shit. I sure do be noticing. With my peepers. #notsovagueposting

I'm a lover not a fighter. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5cf8a1e6e2.png

I'll give him a little bit.

I can't read the weird text shit, but I assume y'all are fine.












