♠ hated by @turntechCreamsicle
Fuck ass bird I SAID meat and banana peppers, let a man live
you’re letting an absolutely hilarious bit fizzle out before it even hits its peak! you’ll have to live with that, my friend!
I didn't think you'd actually be bird brained enough to do it
it's okay, bro. you hate me. you want me dead, even. i get it. sniffle.
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
That's not very nice David
I can also get behind artichoke hearts and black olives, sue me
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
If I sliced my tail in half maybe it would be like legs. [#gore I guess?]
??? do i need to call someone dave?? do i need to come over :(
davesprite?
@trendyGnostalgic I didn't forget. This is also how I learned they got new fancy baby swings. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880761702944219146/1488997357059051520/IMG_3206.jpg?ex=69ced05a&is=69cd7eda&hm=d053242bfb83876a1942e7d9ef4380711d3fba61fc1a03ff85d4ce5c145f612f
Don't be crude. I merely thought you should be apprised of the reality of your situation. You are wearing a necklace of sausages like Christmas tinsel to a dog park and bemoaning the lack of slobber and bites.
This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
hes not squishy anymore also its fine a dave is watching him over zoom #responsibilies
That is very inappropriate david im going to tell... well you dont even have parents
CANT WIN THEM ALL.
Damn it.
What if I show you my titties? Will you stop then? #nsfw
Don't put these thoughts in my head, Dave.
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them. #nsfw
She has let me hit because she is a dolly and our tea party would be incomplete without the smudge of her cerulean kisser along my stache!! Our coupling WAS FORETOLD in my VISIONS OF THE FUTURE...
THROWING ROCKS AT YOU
squitc)(
steps on u like a buge
thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!
NOT YOU TOO DAVE..
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!
SHAKING YOUUUUU!!! DAVEEEEEEE!!!! DAVEEEEEEEE WAKE UPPPPP
I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I TYPED OUT
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND, SLAVERY IS AWESOME WHEN YOU OWN THEM #SLAVERY #FEMBOY
dont hate da playa hate da game
youre me im you we got the same handwriting and i forged your fuckin signature #allegedly #lawyersdni
i thought you said you were single.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie
do it, no balls.
this hurts to watch.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა watch and learn, grubs, they call this shit rizz
Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
I DONT NEED LUCK FOR WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN GOT. #nsfw
it quite literally is but ok.
why is my kid fishing for men. just ask one out.
:o)
I'D HAVE TO SIDE WITH THE LALONDES AND THE STRIDERS WOULD KILL ME INSTANTLY.
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didnt stop the other orange man
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i aint doing shit.
google how do i reconcile with my kids?
lol I don’t think there’s such a thing as a top twink buddy