♠ hated by @turntechCreamsicle

haha

nah thats davids style man im just silly

sorry would you rather i have said DAD? hi DAD?? hi orange DAD??? -n-
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((Hehehe. I cant do it here cause of auto quirk but on occasion one of his halves will speak more than the other (so youd see more sol quirk over eri and vice versa) so theyre both very conscious and yap at each other a LOT. Theyve settled their differences and rgrhrjejrjr))
((I should probably actually make a pinned ooc for this account. I only focus on hate reacting on original chits and avoid OOC, art, and threads for the most part and try not to do it too much all at once. Sometimes I just madly hate react to a bunch of posts cause I'm not focusing though lol or hit replies if I'm too lazy to scroll past stuff I've already reacted to. Essentially this is just a free kull bump for everyone. Feel free to block though, I actively encourage an ic block if you get annoyed lol. Anyways get bricked)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8b45569ad55.png
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SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW

(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??

sorelosersaywhat

Fuck ass bird I SAID meat and banana peppers, let a man live
you’re letting an absolutely hilarious bit fizzle out before it even hits its peak! you’ll have to live with that, my friend!

I didn't think you'd actually be bird brained enough to do it
it's okay, bro. you hate me. you want me dead, even. i get it. sniffle.
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )

That's not very nice David

I can also get behind artichoke hearts and black olives, sue me
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
If I sliced my tail in half maybe it would be like legs. [#gore I guess?]
@trendyGnostalgic I didn't forget. This is also how I learned they got new fancy baby swings. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880761702944219146/1488997357059051520/IMG_3206.jpg?ex=69ced05a&is=69cd7eda&hm=d053242bfb83876a1942e7d9ef4380711d3fba61fc1a03ff85d4ce5c145f612f

Don't be crude. I merely thought you should be apprised of the reality of your situation. You are wearing a necklace of sausages like Christmas tinsel to a dog park and bemoaning the lack of slobber and bites.

This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.

Damn it.

What if I show you my titties? Will you stop then? #nsfw

Don't put these thoughts in my head, Dave.

they wont be neurotypical when im done with them. #nsfw

THROWING ROCKS AT YOU
squitc)(
steps on u like a buge

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!
I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I TYPED OUT
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND, SLAVERY IS AWESOME WHEN YOU OWN THEM #SLAVERY #FEMBOY

i thought you said you were single.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie

do it, no balls.

this hurts to watch.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა watch and learn, grubs, they call this shit rizz

it quite literally is but ok.

why is my kid fishing for men. just ask one out.
I'D HAVE TO SIDE WITH THE LALONDES AND THE STRIDERS WOULD KILL ME INSTANTLY.

didnt stop the other orange man
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i aint doing shit.

google how do i reconcile with my kids?
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