David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. ((#nsfw & #gore warning.))
spending all of my virtual fish money on virtual worms no one else gets it #myworms
#yourworms
(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Hi handsome. B;) You looooove meee.
Mmmmm cool ranch dorito.
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It would coat things in cool ranch flavor probably.
a million daves on this damn platform.
Dave adjacents too.
Finally found that cheeto. Snack time.
◯ ☽ ◑What is this this mortal snack called a "cheeto"◐ ❨ ◯
Corn and cheese.
More for me.
There's a fucking cheeto in my plume, I just know it.
Where IS IT. I know you hiding.
I should get the feathery asshole badge but I'm too lazy to ask lmao.
wha- IT'S A TERM OF ENDEARMENT!!! plus you are my literal fucking uncle dude!! DX
Yes!
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Thanks lol.
sorry would you rather i have said DAD? hi DAD?? hi orange DAD??? -n-
No to both. </3 I am not a dad or an uncle. </333333 I'm just David.
eh ok... gonna feel weird just calling you by your first name but sure! thats a good question though, how *do* you feel about dave? like, is he a brother, or what?
Okay, but if I'm asking you to you shouldn't feel weird. But anyways mm... kinda like a younger twin, yeah.
sick! man our family is so fucking weird. cool as all hell! but weird. we got daughermoms and momdaughters and brodads and twinsies and davepeta, i'm just glad that shit ends with your gen. can only imagine how mad confusing that would be...
I gggguesssss?
Who the fuck is liking a month old reply chitt of mine.
Grabbing them by the scruff frfr.
caw
Caw.
caw
Caw.
Nnnnew update add the ability to edit replies I beg of tou
the ability to edit replies is only needed by those who look back in the past and regret what they'VE said. you need to be more confifent that you'RE always saying exactly what you want to
Lmao and this is why we need edit replies.
Aware, but still.
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everybody in the club start violently weeping right now
Mecore.
so true handsome stranger i dont know why we would share a kinship but we do
Lmaooo.