♣ mediated by @turntechCreamsicle
No, no you're looking at the wrong way Scissors, can openers, they got one thing in common pal Think of the possibilities
But that's the best part David
iff you are laying an egg att leastt make a nestt ffirstt
didnt think sooo
are u sure
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
I THINK I NEED TO DIE.
:33 < like a human? then its funny! if its another troll then thats just sad.
sigh. wow i sure wish a sexy orange bird would give me attention. sigh.
im on it 8oss outta my way gay8oy imma 8outta get it
as i said: d0esn't matter.
man you just said a slurrrrr
no i felt it man
yeah man i feel you
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
all daves flock to me i have a gift
if you pick up after yourself and dont watch mlp all the time you can stay but also you have to make me laugh sometimes
alright just dont make a mess
i already have a little shit i gotta take care of dont need a bird
no pls not the garten banban i have been a good grl
fucked up and evil, you wouldn't have enough ammo casings.
SAHCON
That is very inappropriate david im going to tell... well you dont even have parents
i took meds im locked the fuck in
YOURE STILL A LOSER!!
B33 < quickly unwatermarks it so no one notices
Consider this carefully. It's really expensive to repair.
you're letting them in by entertaining doubt, little man. get your eyes holes a peeping.
i heard troll olive garden was doing a promo like this to appeal to the clown demographic they pushed away, brah.
MY NAME IS FUCKING DIRK. WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? CIA? FBI?? ATF? NSA??
my fav c)(ild)(ood memory is you bein in agony
i 4get ppl have fathers lmao >u@
i'm getting danger0usly cl0se t0 2000 kults. d0 y0u pe0ple actually want me t0 delete my acc0unt.
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
I disagree, David. You should speak to your psychiatrist.
DUDE I CAN'T SAVE SHIT.
we arent fight flirting!