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@turntechCreamsicle

Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Back to your regularly scheduled programming, thanks. B)

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you're welcome

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My brother in Christ, this is a Homestuck blog.

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Total: 25
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What the hell is Homestuck

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Shhhhhhhh..... it's ok. Don't worry about it.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

One sec, lemme yell at the people behind the screen real quick.

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Lotta dogfolk on my feed. Good for them.

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Yo.

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Hi.

um arf?

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i haven't seen another one of us in fucking ages big dawg let's go

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woof! hi david!

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Caw.

I've been mostly observing. I'm always here. Just didn't have anything to post.

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Hey.

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the observer 👀

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Yyeeeep.

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Sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens.

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Sounds Dull.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Nevermind, my bank is full of ass.

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What!!!!!❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 scaroy😭😭😭😭😭

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Truly.

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I need to shitpost or something, let's see what's in the bank today.

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That is *not* how that works. Jesus christ.

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Sorry, I saw someone talking about game stuff like hours back and I couldn't keep it in any longer.

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[who

Now why would I say?

[:dfk whos jesus chr:st

Well for that I can't help you.

[m@nnn ok@y fuck you

I'm a sprite guide, not a search engine.

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Missing my most vital of organs again. </3

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At least I know the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 got my back.

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#this

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Oh fuck yes, a lil bowl of seed just for me.

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Eugh-

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what??

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Part of the collective that is just aching randomly I guess? Odd...

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Everyone gets a slice of slommy as a treat.

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Preens you.

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Yes?

haven't been preened in kind of a long time.

Damn that's crazy. You should get it done more often.

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oh yeah?

I don't say shit I don't mean.

how often do you preen other people? :o

Not often, I'm just feeling generous.

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then i'm pretty lucky!

Yuh.

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then by all means, preen away!

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Some of you need to go into the mystery flesh pit tbh.

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wait that's a thing?

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Where I am it is.

Dunno bro, doesn't sound appealing going into the mystery flesh pile.

Breaking into the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park closed in 2007 due to a catastrophic swallowing incident would probably fix me.

Pit, not pile. Semantics matter.

II'd rather go iinto the boriingly prediictable fle2h piit.

You get it.

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Shit my bad bro, vision a bit fucky with me.

Well stop that dawg.

On it broseph.

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Hot chip and lie.

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dꙮn't fꙮrget tꙮ charge phꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Do you still think I'm hot with this giant hole in my chest?

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Total: 65
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Giant hole?

Oh.

Well it's. It's certainly...expressive.

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Yes.

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Sweet.

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Ok I'll bite. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ You are bleeding now.

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ow??

B)

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3833 < Glub?

c< yay! >c

B:33 < *ac bites back* B33 < the pact is sealed

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Hell yes.

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Haha Erisol's soft spot for Fefeta.

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ii"m goiin twwo put you iin the hole my2elf.. 2HUT UP..

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Hahahahaha.