

David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming, thanks. B)

My brother in Christ, this is a Homestuck blog.

One sec, lemme yell at the people behind the screen real quick.

Lotta dogfolk on my feed. Good for them.

Sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens.

Nevermind, my bank is full of ass.

I need to shitpost or something, let's see what's in the bank today.

That is *not* how that works. Jesus christ.

Missing my most vital of organs again. </3

At least I know the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 got my back.

Oh fuck yes, a lil bowl of seed just for me.

Eugh-

Part of the collective that is just aching randomly I guess? Odd...

Everyone gets a slice of slommy as a treat.

Preens you.

Some of you need to go into the mystery flesh pit tbh.

Hot chip and lie.

Do you still think I'm hot with this giant hole in my chest?

Ok I'll bite. You are bleeding now.

Haha Erisol's soft spot for Fefeta.


















