David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. [#nsfw & #gore warning]
Me???? Who, me? You-- are you, you're asking about ME??? Me? Really? Me, you say.......... well, as for me? Since you asked? I'm incredibly normal.
Damn I missed the kiss of the century??
For my non-mutals... I'm killing you for your loot and experience.
Mutuals, if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending. B)
now i wish we were mutuals, youre really sweet!
:33 < were not mewtuals, but i still think this is furry sw33t!!
HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE!!!!!
Worm pit.
Feeling hashtag dreadful.
One sec, my tummy hurts.
I already got a whole thing being treated like a game piece ok. B/ Felt like a bit of a jab.
"You're just fucking the hints guy for hints." - Guy who's fucking the save guy for saves.
Guh.
I am not arguing with people who can get 1v1'd by a fucking pistachio.
He eats soup in a somewhat transmasculine manner.
Whoops, that was a longer break than intended.
Now that that has passed I can come back. Fucking dumbasses.
Maybe that's my sign to unplug from chittr for a min.
Well.
I think I've got what it takes to be a professional neopet.
Ahem. In a moment of weakness, the bird overtook me.
B33 < handshake emeowji
.bold of you to assume I care about thaT .i am cool as shit by my own definitionS .if you cant see it thats a you probleM
Picking at my feathers again uuugh.
I guessss, I do really like my wing but the whole feathers thing can get... annoying.
the fur just itches sometimes is all for me most other things i kinda prefer over being human.
Mm pebble.