David
@turntechCreamsicle
Call me David. I'm not a Dave anymore. ((#nsfw & #gore warning.))
Dying is easy. Winning is hard.
(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Not Kat calling me a stale cheeto. B(
Mmmmm cool ranch dorito.
[i]~[somehow]~[misread]~[this]~[as]~["cool]~[ranch]~[device"]~[and]~[was]~[concerned]~[as]~[to]~[what]~[a]~[cool]~[ranch]~[device]~[might]~[do]~[（＞人＜；）]
[yeah]~[i]~[guess]~[you're]~[right...]~[engineers,]~[get]~[on]~[this]~[>:3]
Weird seeing one that's as old as I am...
Whateverrrrr. 🙄😒
Finally found that cheeto. Snack time.
◯ ☽ ◑What is this this mortal snack called a "cheeto"◐ ❨ ◯
There's a fucking cheeto in my plume, I just know it.
I should get the feathery asshole badge but I'm too lazy to ask lmao.
sorry would you rather i have said DAD? hi DAD?? hi orange DAD??? -n-
eh ok... gonna feel weird just calling you by your first name but sure! thats a good question though, how *do* you feel about dave? like, is he a brother, or what?
Okay, but if I'm asking you to you shouldn't feel weird. But anyways mm... kinda like a younger twin, yeah.
sick! man our family is so fucking weird. cool as all hell! but weird. we got daughermoms and momdaughters and brodads and twinsies and davepeta, i'm just glad that shit ends with your gen. can only imagine how mad confusing that would be...
Who the fuck is liking a month old reply chitt of mine.
I'm soggy.
Oh. It's pouring outside. Bath time.
I love you chittr community.
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Aw man my bird isn't most loathed anymore. B( I want to say, mediates count if yall wanna mediate bomb that post.
anything for #striderdality (strider solidarity)
WE SHOULD ALL #COLLAB IN THE ACT OF MEDIATE-BOMBING. [⠶]
I want this as a badge but I don't want it crunched to hell and back than it already is. SIGH. It would literally just be like. sord sord https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/819add794744.png
Ɏ multiple ba-a-adges tha-a-at ea-a-ach ma-a-ake up one pa-a-art of the sord Ɏ
BX33 < i just tried rotating it and cutting it down to 32x32 and wow yeah this thing is barely coherent
Are you Five Nights at Fucking Kidding Me?
Thank you, Broadway Karkat, for letting me know to tag my posts.
Hey I'm brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?
[ >THE WIZARD WOULD LIKETH TO COMPARE THINE BREW TO HER OWN!_ ]
The haters are jealous they didn't get wake up head this morning. #nsfw
Wake up head, coming right up. #nsfw