K. Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way
For No Particular Reason How Many Crimes Against Science Aka Genetically Modified Meowbeasts Are Allowed Within One Singular Vehicle
hahah. that sounds like a question for roxy.
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
And if I send you a wine and cheese basket?
Thank you, darling dear. You know this holiday means almost as much to me as Hallowe'en.
hook line and sinker.
But Of Course. I Must Think Of Some Last Minute Gags And Japes Myself, Now That I Think About It. A “ Field Trip “ Is In Order
Don't spoil anything, I'd like to fall into them all.
Do Not Worry My Lips Are Sealed And My Schemes Are Deeply Convoluted
Check your porch.
Just Got My #fangs Cleaned And I Think I Saw The Signless For A Moment. On The Bright Side My Wife Made Me A Frozen #blood Margarita #substance I Think Is The Tag For That One
we are all culling that guy istg #vagueposting
Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png
Rose Told Me Its Name But I Forgot So It Is Simply The Meowbeast For Now. Isnt It Cute
Update I Have Just Been Informed That Backstabbing Moronic Princely Toolbag Scammed Me Out Of My Pay As The Doubloons Have Melted In My Hands I Think We Should Bring That #war Back
I Had To Sew Individual Fucking Fish Scales For This Shit I’m Pissed
the thought of all that sewing being for naught is fucking depressing im so sorry
Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That
Do you know the material of the doubloons? If they're gold it should be fairly easy to find a shop that trades in that stuff.
They Are Still Violet I Don’t Know What Material They Are But They Are Melting In My Hands
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
Assumedly he means it's not swwag enough.
hmm i wonder who thAt mightve been
Ohhh wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa (No, no, nooo) I'm scared of yooooooooooou
I said do you wwanna be my 'rail, he said maybe (Maybe)
Ok I Am Going Back To Staring At The Ceiling Until Daylight Breaks Since I Do Not Sleep At Regular Nighttime Hours But I Shall See You All At Some Point Probably
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It
Seriously Why Even Have People Find Your Pages If You Are Just Going To Scramble Them About The Forest Again You Should Invest In A Cellular Device Like The Rest Of Us
No Its Cool I Definitely Wanted To Miss A Gala Where People Will Need Decorated And Beautiful Costumes / Outfits Because I Am Fucking Sick No This Is So Wonderful For Me
PROJ3CT COMPL3T3. [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4N 41RFRY3R W1TH 4 SUNGL4SS3S LOGO. 1T 1S COV3R3D 1N GOOGLY 3Y3S] @GR1M4UX1L14TR1X#7199
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
D --> Peace and love on planet Earth C
God I wish that were me.
If You Would Like You Can Also Come Over Some Time And I Can Jangle The Bird On A Stick In Front Of You
Ok So For The War That I Have No Idea About Are We Thinking Vampire Chic Or Perhaps Army Fashion
This Is Brilliant I Didn’t Even Realize This Was An Option Thank You
Sorry Everyone I Have Just Been Recruited Into A War So Now I Have To Start Culling People #war I Guess Would Be The Tag
Ok Well Now I Really Have To Start Culling People Https://files.catbox.moe/6m8jz4.jpeg
In The Span Of Two Days I Have Managed To Befriend A Feline, Collect A Slender Man’s Pages And Then Be Threatened By Him, Become Acquainted With The Jason And Convince Said Jason To Rid Himself Of The Horrible Shirt He Was Wearing, Catch An Illness That Prevents Me From Consuming Blood Properly And Garner A Brand Deal Of Sorts For Betty Crocker After Being Scammed By The Autoresponder And Costco. Overall A Very Productive Week
4R3 YOU DO1NG OK4Y
I Appreciate Your Concern But I Am Alright Just War Prepping Since I’ve Never Had To Do That
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1 KNOW H3 4LW4YS DO3S 1'M SORRY. DO YOU W4NT M3 TO COM3 OV3R W3 C4N W4TCH GOTH ROM4NC3 MOV13S
Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
They’re called headshots because they are portraits in which the focus is on the subject's face. If this is a cruel threat onto my life, know that bigger fish than you have tried me.
I appreciate your reply but for future reference, adding an ‘I think’ on a lady’s portrait reads as backhanded and disingenuous, which is a tonal indication that I am sure is below you, Mr. Egbert.
OF COURSE! THOUGH TO BE CLEAR, THE COMMUNICATION THERE WAS ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL. I AM STILL PROCESSING MY OWN EMOTIONS REGARDING YOUR FACE AND WILL AMEND MY REACTION WITH A SEPARATE REPLY IN THE FUTURE IF THAT THOUGHT RESOLVES ITSELF. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY DICTION! IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE SUCH SKILLED EYES PROVIDING ASSISTANCE TOWARDS MY DIGITAL PENMANSHIP! POST REPLY.
Ok Tranferring To My Husktop And Why Is Rose’s Ectolusus Logged Into My Shit. Who The Fuck Let Him On My Stuff
In Other News I Believe I Have Caught Something From My Escapades With The Man Who Is Slender And Now I Am Forced To Have Something Called Gatorades Instead Of My Much Preferred Fuschia Blood Packets
I Already Tried To Find Your Pages I Am Not Looking For Your Gatorades Too