K. Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way
The Mug Now Keeps Appearing On My Living Room Coffee Table Conveniently On The Remote When I Try To Change The Channel From A Movie Apparently Entitled The Mummy What Do I Do
Ok So Update I Tried To Take One Of You Chittr User’s Advice And Break The Jake Face Mug Yet Somehow It Not Only Made It Out Entirely Unscathed But Also Is Perfectly Full Of Almond Blood Back On My Counter. Jake Did You Fucking Infuse Your Hope Shit Into My Mug
:33 < one of mew chittr users :33 < katnaya, it's me nepawta who recommended it!!!
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Its Blank Yet Weirdly Charming Face Is Taunting Me I’m A Little Concerned About The Morality Of Drinking Out Of This Now
I Feel Weirdy Bad For It. As If The Mug Were Pathetic In A Sort Of Easily Fixable Way Yet Chooses Not To Because It Has Lacks A Spine. Which Is Weird Because It Is A Mug
Oh Right Forgive Me Nepeta Dear I’m A Little Distracted By This Assumedly Haunted Mug
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1M NOT S4Y1NG 1T DO3S H4V3 S3NT13NC3 BUT 1T DO3S H4V3 4 B1T OF J4K3 1N 1T 4ND 1 GU3SS TH4TS WH4TS C4US1NG TH1S
Ran Out Of My Good China But Rather Not In The Mood To Clean So I’m Forced To Use The Rather Discomforting Mug I Was Gifted From Jake With His Face On It. Now I Just Feel Awkward While Drinking My Almond Blood
:33 < i rate this post 8/10!!! :33 < i'd break that mug if i were mew
I Have never heard it called that before Almond blood Jesus
It Is A Blood Substitute Since I Ran Out Of My Supply And Do Not Feel Like Going To The Store Either
No I fully understand your meaning You see my mother drinks the stuff as well I'm just completely floored by the description Almond Blood. That's really fucking good
i need this ugly fucking guy to drop dead and these pink ladies to form a polycule
Ok Update He Saw My Chitts And Now He’s Going On A Tangent About How It Is “ Fundamentally Important “ I Partake In Reading His Reviews And He Keeps Sending Me This Movie Website He Writes Things On Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery
No He Is Like A Little Pathetic Wiggler It Would Be Essentially Punching Down. Also I Do Tolerate Him
Maybe I Kind Of Like Him Though He Is Amusing To Watch Flail About
Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews
No Karkat I Do Not Have An Opinion On Troll Will Smith Because I Only Like Obscure Rainbow Drinker Media And What I Have Been Told Is Called “yuri”
I Do Not Want To Hurt His Feelings Because Then His Face Gets All Weird And Scrunched
Ok Well Apparently I “said The Thing Wrong” Per My Daughter As The Phrase Is In Fact “son Im Crine” But I Told Vrissy That Makes No Sense Since Eridan Is Not Technically Anyone’s Son As His Lusus Is #dead As A Human Doorknob
Also Eridan You Bitch You Still Owe Me 40 Fucking Boons
How Are You Going To Be The Second Richest Troll On Alternia And You Can’t Bring Me 40 Boons Grub I Am Crying. Crying Emoji
Y34H YOU T3LL H1M! T3LL H1M TO RUN YOU YOUR B1G BUCKS!! 1 L3NT TH1S B1TCH 1 S1NGL3 C43G4R CO1N WH3R3’S MY C43G4R CO1N YOU S1CK FUCK??
Im Going To Run More Then Just His Pockets If He Does Not Return To Me My 40 Boonbucks But I Will Also See About Retrieving Your Lost Coin
H3’S GOT 2 HOURS OTH3RW1S3 H3’S 4 BROK3 BUM!!
Apologies For My Absence Chat I Remembered I Am Something Called Employed And Also Therefore Paid So Ive Been Getting My Green So To Speak
For No Particular Reason How Many Crimes Against Science Aka Genetically Modified Meowbeasts Are Allowed Within One Singular Vehicle
hahah. that sounds like a question for roxy.
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
And if I send you a wine and cheese basket?
Thank you, darling dear. You know this holiday means almost as much to me as Hallowe'en.
hook line and sinker.
But Of Course. I Must Think Of Some Last Minute Gags And Japes Myself, Now That I Think About It. A “ Field Trip “ Is In Order
Don't spoil anything, I'd like to fall into them all.
Do Not Worry My Lips Are Sealed And My Schemes Are Deeply Convoluted
Check your porch.
Just Got My #fangs Cleaned And I Think I Saw The Signless For A Moment. On The Bright Side My Wife Made Me A Frozen #blood Margarita #substance I Think Is The Tag For That One
we are all culling that guy istg #vagueposting
Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png
Rose Told Me Its Name But I Forgot So It Is Simply The Meowbeast For Now. Isnt It Cute
Update I Have Just Been Informed That Backstabbing Moronic Princely Toolbag Scammed Me Out Of My Pay As The Doubloons Have Melted In My Hands I Think We Should Bring That #war Back
I Had To Sew Individual Fucking Fish Scales For This Shit I’m Pissed
the thought of all that sewing being for naught is fucking depressing im so sorry
Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That
Do you know the material of the doubloons? If they're gold it should be fairly easy to find a shop that trades in that stuff.
They Are Still Violet I Don’t Know What Material They Are But They Are Melting In My Hands
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
Assumedly he means it's not swwag enough.
Ohhh wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa (No, no, nooo) I'm scared of yooooooooooou
I said do you wwanna be my 'rail, he said maybe (Maybe)
Ok I Am Going Back To Staring At The Ceiling Until Daylight Breaks Since I Do Not Sleep At Regular Nighttime Hours But I Shall See You All At Some Point Probably
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It
Seriously Why Even Have People Find Your Pages If You Are Just Going To Scramble Them About The Forest Again You Should Invest In A Cellular Device Like The Rest Of Us
