UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT
@bionicBastion
MANDATORY PROGRAMMING INCLUDED IN UNIT: COMBAT. ALTERNATIVE PROGRAMMING: FIGHTING, FISTICUFFS, WRESTLING, BOXING, AND SHOOSHING. PLEASE BE ADVISED.
FUNCTION: THAT’S WHAT, COMMA, SHE SAID. END COMMAND.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
DELINQUENCY AT MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY. ENGAGING PROGRAM: CLEAN UP ON AISLE FREAK. TERM: GRODY, BRO. JUST NASTY.
Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
Kult: +39
Kull: +25
Total: 64
Ratio: 1.56
[AR]:How late should we be expecting them? Like, early afternoon, or perhaps the evening?
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @assuredRemitter[AR]
RESPONSE: NOT INTENDED TO ANSWER INQUIRY. SOLUTION: LOL, LMAO EVEN.
Kult: +10
Total: 10