UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT
@bionicBastion
MANDATORY PROGRAMMING INCLUDED IN UNIT: COMBAT. ALTERNATIVE PROGRAMMING: FIGHTING, FISTICUFFS, WRESTLING, BOXING, AND SHOOSHING. PLEASE BE ADVISED.
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Kult: +25
Kull: +30
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.83
SOLUTION: OBVIOUS. DISCARD MALFUNCTIONING DEVICE AND UPGRADE TO SUPERIOR MODEL.
Kull: +5
Total: 5
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
Kult: +39
Kull: +25
Total: 64
Ratio: 1.56
[AR]:How late should we be expecting them? Like, early afternoon, or perhaps the evening?
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @assuredRemitter[AR]
RESPONSE: NOT INTENDED TO ANSWER INQUIRY. SOLUTION: LOL, LMAO EVEN.
Kult: +10
Total: 10