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@bionicBastion

MANDATORY PROGRAMMING INCLUDED IN UNIT: COMBAT. ALTERNATIVE PROGRAMMING: FIGHTING, FISTICUFFS, WRESTLING, BOXING, AND SHOOSHING. PLEASE BE ADVISED.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 119Kull Score: 1254 followers 3 following

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Ok Update He Saw My Chitts And Now He’s Going On A Tangent About How It Is “ Fundamentally Important “ I Partake In Reading His Reviews And He Keeps Sending Me This Movie Website He Writes Things On Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

SUGGESTED SOLUTION: CHAINSAW.

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

No He Is Like A Little Pathetic Wiggler It Would Be Essentially Punching Down. Also I Do Tolerate Him

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

QUERY: PUNCHING DOWN IS BAD?

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

I Mean I Don’t Know But I Would Assume So Especially In His Case

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

UNDERSTOOD. CONSIDER: DO IT ANYWAY.

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Maybe I Kind Of Like Him Though He Is Amusing To Watch Flail About

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

YOUR LOSS.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

QUERY: BLAARGH?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@arrogantGambit[AG]

husKphoNe gГitchiNg what do i do #techadvice

Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

Ratio: 0.83

UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

SOLUTION: OBVIOUS. DISCARD MALFUNCTIONING DEVICE AND UPGRADE TO SUPERIOR MODEL.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@arrogantGambit[AG]

how am i supposed to do this iN the woods dumBass Bot

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@bionicBastion[BB]

SOLUTION: GO OUT OF THE WOODS. IDIOT.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@arrogantGambit[AG]

aNyway No fucK you i ГiKe it heRe

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

THEN SUFFER WITH YOUR LACK OF UPGRADE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.

Kult: +44

Kull: +20

Total: 64

Ratio: 2.20

A responder, perhaps Automated.

@assuredRemitter[AR]

[AR]:How late should we be expecting them? Like, early afternoon, or perhaps the evening?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

AFFIRMATIVE.

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A responder, perhaps Automated.

@assuredRemitter[AR]

[AR]:This is not an answer.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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UNIT: “DIRK STRIDER”: AKA: BROBOT

@bionicBastion[BB]

RESPONSE: NOT INTENDED TO ANSWER INQUIRY. SOLUTION: LOL, LMAO EVEN.

Kult: +10

Total: 10