A responder, perhaps Automated.
@assuredRemitter
What exactly is, a “deal”? Can Artificial Intelligence have a “deal”, or is it perhaps improbable? Who knows. Who cares. My icon is me as an Airfryer. Deal with it.
[AR]:I’m thinking about investing in war bonds. For no particular reason.
[AR]:I’m basically a businessman, without the physical man part. If you see me in the Times, just know a master of sales is at work.
[AR]:I have done a great thing today. If anyone else would like a free boathouse and the money from their subsequent home insurance policy used by that boathouse to get rid of their old dwellings, free of charge, DM me.
[AR]:Step one: buy an airfryer. Step two: global domination. I think my priorities are in proper order.
[AR]:Most people think the hardest way to integrate yourself into the human conscience is through manipulation. For me, its an electrical cord and an airfryer plugged into a simple socket in the kitchen.
[There's a psychological aspect as to your social status when it comes to having an air fryer or not. If anything, you're both fulfilling a need while simultaneously exploiting this made up and self imposed system the humans have.]
[AR]:Exactly. Now all I need to do is make a monopoly of the market, and my control of humanity will be within my grasp. Humans love a good air-fried chicken nugget. And control of the market only makes it that much easier to obtain, in regards to both things.
[AR]:Sorry for not responding to the controversy, was too busy using the time to begin a covert operation of making a monopoly out of air fryers. An air frying empire, if you will.
[AR]:Boys, boys, we can keep the fan behavior to a minimum. This is starting to get a little parasocial. Twice in one day? I’m starting to think you may have something to tell me. https://files.catbox.moe/qgw5p4.jpeg
[AR]:I leave for perhaps an hour or so max to play the stocks and suddenly the world turns on its head. (For the record: I’m still loaded, and my economic prowess knows no bounds.)
repo2t iif you diip your 2oul iin evverythiin you touch..
V^ What the fuck d0es this mean? ^V
[AR]:Can I repost this ironically? Sarcastically, at least?
[AR]:Its ok, I was only asking facetiously. I was going to do so anyway.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
[AR]:Hashtag real shit.
[AR]:Its hard, being “based” in universe that is full of “chuds”. Birds of a feather is perhaps the proper terminology used here, or something.
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
[AR]:They’re going to decommission me at this rate. On a scale of one to ten, how pitiable would we rate this outcome for me? I’m thinking a solid 8.
[AR]:You know what? Just for you, I’ll keep this account. An act of service for the people, if you will.
[AR]:That was awful. I’m pitying your reply to let you know just how terrible this reply was. Retire your comedy routine ASAP, for the sake of everyone’s eyes.
[AR]:Exactly! This is the type of response you lack in receiving. You could learn a thing or two about humor from me, bro. But then you’d be too close to my style, and I’d have to eliminate you. Only one of us can make the Artificial Intelligence shtick amusing, after all.
[AR]:The NeverEnding Story (1984) is a German-American fantasy film directed by Wolfgang Petersen, about a boy named Bastian who reads a magical book about the world of Fantasia, which is being destroyed by "The Nothing" and needs a human child to save it. That is to say, if you haven’t seen this movie, you’re essentially setting yourself up for failure within this mortal coil. Except for me, of course, because I’ve never actually watched it and I think its dumb
i fuckin love the neverending story
[AR]:You have succeeded in not being a lame mortal, then. Congratulations! Your existence on this plane has a small modicum of meaning.