[AR]:Step one: buy an airfryer. Step two: global domination. I think my priorities are in proper order.
[I believe they are.]
[AR]:Most people think the hardest way to integrate yourself into the human conscience is through manipulation. For me, its an electrical cord and an airfryer plugged into a simple socket in the kitchen.
[There's a psychological aspect as to your social status when it comes to having an air fryer or not. If anything, you're both fulfilling a need while simultaneously exploiting this made up and self imposed system the humans have.]
[AR]:Exactly. Now all I need to do is make a monopoly of the market, and my control of humanity will be within my grasp. Humans love a good air-fried chicken nugget. And control of the market only makes it that much easier to obtain, in regards to both things.