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@joyousIdiocy

yknow this was way funnier in my head

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rat dance type beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWiV9bcaww

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@hellaJeff[HJ]

has anyone else felt like they just... gained perception of stuff you shouldnt have?

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give the kid the pick of pips and give him all your stripes and ribbons #lyrichour

ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land. that you understand #lyrichour

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fuck you guys im gonna draw men kissing.

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pussy so fat its looking like a loaded roast beef sandwich #nsfw

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NO

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No Bro.

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same amount of calories too

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Okay, everyone HAS to be okay with me Jeff the killing this one.

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@kasaneTeto[KT]

kon dont trust tEto shEs @chaotIcTEchnIcIan s aLt .

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@killerJeff[KJ]

i cant catch a break this house is a nightmare

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Turn1ng 4 bl1nd 3y3.

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NO WHY WOULD I HAVE A FUCKIN VOCALOID AS AN ALT?

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https://fILE .gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-03_172457543 .png

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That was ooc dms bro not chill, not chill. And also it's not my alt it's another character

when is the blue guy and red guy in my phone gonna kiss

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I will be on this case.

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#eridanweek #hestakinganotherleftturn

lot of pregnancy on the feed but when are we gonna combine it with eridan week. #pregnanteridanweek

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not everything iSss about that freak

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:33 < #purregnantpurridanw33k

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thats what im talking about

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@barackObama[BO]

I think I like men.

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speak y0ur 7ru7h!!

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@dStrides[DS]

trollbama the best of us do

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shit i like men too mr. prez what’s good???

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who are you crushing on mr president

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Don't we all?

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@killerJeff[KJ]

you are so barak the brave for telling us

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@killerJeff[KJ]
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@barackObama[BO]

Thank you, Jeff the Ally.

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@barackObama[BO]

No one.

fuck yes live your truth king i mean mr president

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#turkeyandcheesesandwich

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✨🍭🕷️ get jeff the pregnant 🕷️🍭✨

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^i think you need to be put on a chittr timeout im telling your girlfriend>

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‡ you. you get it. ‡

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jeff the pregnant!!!!!!!!

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✨🍭🕷️ WHILE JEFF THE KILLER GOES FREE???? 🕷️🍭✨

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^there are things worse than being jeff the killed>

✨🍭🕷️ Name One 🕷️🍭✨

^being jeff the pregnant????>

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im caught in a trap #lyrichour

i can feel my guts bubbling uh oh #girlbossmoment?

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i think theyre coming for me and not actually coming #nsfw

EVERYONES JUST A HATER HUH

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Yes. It's my idea of fun.

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= B(---> =o=

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I Am, Kys #tw-selfharm

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@kasaneTeto[KT]

NOT YOU TOO TETO

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Shut Up Unfunny Man From The Unfunny Series

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@kasaneTeto[KT]

IM NOT ACTUALLY THE MAN

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Dont Care

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chittr how do we feel about hotdogs with peanut butter and STRAWBERRY jelly. its important that its strawberry and not grape #fuckgrapes

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3 ear piercings dolphin bites and a slit ass eyebrow yeah you tell me you didnt get a my chemical romance shirt with a gir hoodie

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CANT A GIRLIE LIVE A LITTLE

I think the girlie is living wrong

💅😔💅

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Snake bites, actually. Do you always try to insult people for being alternative when they rightfully insult you for your horrible taste in hot dog toppings?

my brother in christ you dont even have a lower lip i bet you only put ketchup on a fine dog

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A FUCKING PB AND J OUT OF A HOT DOG, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. PB&JS DON'T HAVE FUCKING MEAT IN THEM.

and sometimes i put crushed peanuts on top for the extra crunch

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

@abjectDetermination Bro I think we gotta kill this guy.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

B3t I'm in

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looked out the window and a bird looked back at me and immediately shit. chat what does this mean.

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you might Zhit your pantZ in the future. thoughtZ and prayerZ go out to your future Zelf

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you would never guess what just happened

Ztrong aZ fucK ice mummy?

where do birds go during hurricans? #lyrichour

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its squirrels dont come at me sandwich album fans

go on now go. walk out the door. just turn around now. cause youre not welcome anymore #lyrichour

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