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@joyousIdiocy

yknow this was way funnier in my head

Blood: RustAge: 24 years11.5 sweepsKult Score: 317Kull Score: 5823 followers 1 following

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D. Eliezer Strider

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

#lyrichour

@reaverToredor[RT]

1 am debat1n on haul1ng 1t #FishingFriday https://www.scuba.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/giant-clam-shell-vandan-jhaveri-TLxEEW49ES8-unsplash-1024x576.jpg

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

i should call her.

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D. Eliezer Strider

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

The ideal Banana split is Cherry Garcia, Cookiemonster, and Butter Pecan with whip, nuts, and a cherry. The toppings are fudge, peanutbutter carmel and strawberry purée… and two wafer cookie straws stuck in there That is all

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

i may be fat but this is a nightmare

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D. Eliezer Strider

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

You have no idea what the body can withstand

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

no trust me im fully aware but i refuse to withhold cherry garcia icecream with cookie monster

@raucousJabberer[RJ]

68±1

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

68-1

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Love wins I guess??? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🪁👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors

#cantheyevenseecolors

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

finally thats what ive been saying this whole time

@joyousIdiocy[JI]

pussy so fat its looking like a loaded roast beef sandwich #nsfw

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RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

NO

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

same amount of calories too

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Jeff the Killer

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Okay, everyone HAS to be okay with me Jeff the killing this one.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

i cant catch a break this house is a nightmare

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I would like you to follow me to my office please... Now. Lets talk. https://i.ibb.co/xK9G4Rcq/image-2026-04-03-082746476.png

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

if i do that this post will turn #nsfw real quick

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

...I do not understand this reply.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

dont worry about it babygirl

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am not a baby nor a girl.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

dont worry about it. uh bigman

Dane 'Bro' Strider

@smmuppetStein[SS]

... Sometimes i wonder what it would be like if it were me instead of him. I think he would've liked chatting on here with people.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

https://external-preview.redd.it/vagueposting-is-the-act-of-posting-online-cryptically-v0-hF81UPxvPr-14397rnJqde0_dAmkuyZC9SSvxwwjh4w.png?auto=webp&s=c26b5909d6ba6058efb6f6c39369cb782591fb59

Dane 'Bro' Strider

@smmuppetStein[SS]

... I have been watching the wrestling match at #eridanweek in the far back. this is my kind of speed.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

bet it is

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

lot of pregnancy on the feed but when are we gonna combine it with eridan week. #pregnanteridanweek

#pregnanteridanweek

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < #purregnantpurridanw33k

#purregnantpurridanweek

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

thats what im talking about

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ i'll never recapture the glory of jeff the pregnant. i jeff the peaked. 🕷️🍭✨

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

yeah you cant get any better than that, truly

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@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ i should just delete my account right 🕷️🍭✨

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

nah man if you delete it itll go away 4ever. 5ever even

Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

I think I like men.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

who are you crushing on mr president

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kids are so fucking annoying im trying to listen to hey ya stop having a fight outside my damn apartment

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

hot boiling water is the solution

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thanks for the tip

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

nvm hot boiling bleach thatll be better

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

chittr how do we feel about hotdogs with peanut butter and STRAWBERRY jelly. its important that its strawberry and not grape #fuckgrapes

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

What the fuck are you doing to those hot dogs. Stay away from them.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

you leave me and my red40 hotdogs out of this you hot topic wannabe

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Hot Topic wannabe? Where the fuck did you get that from?

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

3 ear piercings dolphin bites and a slit ass eyebrow yeah you tell me you didnt get a my chemical romance shirt with a gir hoodie

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Snake bites, actually. Do you always try to insult people for being alternative when they rightfully insult you for your horrible taste in hot dog toppings?

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

my brother in christ you dont even have a lower lip i bet you only put ketchup on a fine dog

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A FUCKING PB AND J OUT OF A HOT DOG, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. PB&JS DON'T HAVE FUCKING MEAT IN THEM.

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@joyousIdiocy[JI]

and sometimes i put crushed peanuts on top for the extra crunch