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@joyousIdiocy
yknow this was way funnier in my head
out in the club ill be sippin that bub but youre not gonna reach my tel-e-phone #lyrichour
im waking up to ash and dust. i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts. im breathing in the chemicals #lyrichour #nsfw
harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray, south pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio #lyrichour
that dumb old man fucking drafted me im too fat for this shit
You are my Chubbiest soldier, Perfect for Operation Human Shield.
im gonna beat your decrepit ass with a stick wheres obama. @barackObama save me obama save me
Now now, The UH needs it's chubbiest soldier. We have a home for you on Air Bug One, and the tastiest treats possible to keepbyou in fighting shape.
Don't worry he doesn't have many troops after the 2006 financial crisis.
party rockers in the house tonight #lyrichour
bro how come every time i hit the any button when im on the roku city it brings me to the reunion: laguna beach. who the fuck are these white freaks and why does roku want me to watch this reality show bullshit
another goku has hit the towers mr president
I can, uh, Confirm that this was not my doing this time. That is the official stance of the Office.
TRANS POLL trans positives (trans rights and anything overly positive) 13 trans negatives (evil trans, trans wrongs, etc) 7 #transrights win
thank you chittr feed for participating in my trans_ survey. numbers will come in shortly as soon as i figure out how to count on my fingers again
how am i just finding out about this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90a51cb611ab.jpg
did you guys know that the big twitch.com streamer jerma985 made a chittr account on stream last night
yo yo yo if you dont shut your mouth, imma shut it for ya PUNK #lyrichour
got made fun of for using chitter zoomed in 150% yet the haters are squinting at their fucking screens nonstop
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers #lyrichour
feeds been lacking weird al recently and ive taken it upon myself to fix that