that dumb old man fucking drafted me im too fat for this shit
Kult: +32
Kull: +35
Total: 67
Ratio: 0.91
You are my Chubbiest soldier, Perfect for Operation Human Shield.
Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @keepitBushy[KB]
im gonna beat your decrepit ass with a stick wheres obama. @barackObama save me obama save me
↩ @joyousIdiocy[JI]
Now now, The UH needs it's chubbiest soldier. We have a home for you on Air Bug One, and the tastiest treats possible to keepbyou in fighting shape.
↩ @joyousIdiocy[JI]
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Don't worry he doesn't have many troops after the 2006 financial crisis.
Kult: +5
Total: 5