The Professor
@professorMayonaka
Do not try to find me. I am nowhere.
Howdy, ya’ll. Since my cast of characters never keeps from growing larger, I’m making this as a way to both make sure people know who is running my blorbos and also so anybody can reach out OOC if they want. I am Dagoth, Dag, or any nickname variation you think of and feel like using tbh. He/Him and 22 years old. I am autistic with ADHD (which I’m sure is a surprise for everyone on this website). Anyone who wants to message me outside of chittr can do so at @ dagothur. on discord! I’ll be having all of my accounts rechitt and pin this, and in the future (meaning anywhere from today to years and years) I’ll probably make another post listing them all out here. That’s all for now, toodles!
Enjoy your time in the Green Sun, Doctor. I have not been idle in my silence. Or perhaps I have? That would be telling.
Ah. I see the dash is turning its focus towards the attributes of me and my business partners.
(My stance is that they should damn well get it over with by now.)
For the record, part of me feels very odd watching this cherub’s nonsense.
Which part?
I suspect a price other than free to be too steep likely for what you'd tell.
Your loss, inspector, your loss. I am always around lurking in the midnight if you change your mind.
Perhaps. I have something to take for a test drive, anyways. We’ll talk soon.
As I expected. The cueball’s death was a puppet show by the puppet himself. Well, if one wants to do something right………….
My. My. My. My. My. My. What a delicious turn of events. Though I’ll remain skeptical until I’ve seen the ending of the little play.
c< i HOpe He stays gONe, persONally >c
Professor Mayonaka
May your party become permeated by the stink of death, man in white.
I'll 8e documenting their downfalls, if so.
Magic is real. Magic is fake. Which is true? That would be telling.
meow *flics my wand at u in a non threatengn manner 2 suggest i was impresed by wat u said*
POINT OF ORDER! nothing in this universe is more real than troll magic: the gathering.
He brands himself and his pitiful menagerie like a product across this site. Pathetic.
Any and all Eridans who can make an acceptable bid will receive my aid.
Two eldritch entities in the Eridan War? We are close to alliteration with this development.
If it resolves amicably it could become The Eridan Entente, thus finalizing the alliteration.
If they wish for me to actually fight for them the price will be quite high. As it is, I am a mere broker of information and resources.
My tendrils spill.
:33< sounds sticky!
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Some fools see that which is beyond their comprehension and still try to cling to their worldview that is simply much too small to encompass it. It is your own weakness and ignorance that destroys your mind. Adapt or die.
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Three days prior. How easily the discarded is forgotten. Ha.
You have no idea what I’m referring to, do you?
Oh, my Boxcars, you really are the salt of the Earth.
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<> in hand. The drums of war march.
I will not be blamed for whatever corruption your mind makes of my words.