Captain Mindfang
@marquiseMindfang
What strange ways do these winds 8low?
A splendid thing that my crew are all too content in taking pretty treasures and taking a cut 8etween them then. #nsfw
I Feel Like This Is Suggesting Something.
I am nine foot two for anyone's earlier height curiosity.
:33< thats pawsome! :33< so like... are mew fur33 latpurr???
:33< oh just gonna draw on my walls like a fureak :33< but i can push that back if mewd rathpurr meow be somewhere closepurr to mew ;33c
Hm, how a8out I slam you into it instead so you can reach all those higher parts. If you even have the attention to draw while we enter proximity, hm?
:33< mew do a good enough job and i wont even n33d to bring a pen ;33 :33< sounds good to meow captain! :33< my dms are open to mew ;33c
Why does it feel like I've had one unending torrent of emptying pails into people. #nsfw #substances
WHO NEEDS A MISERA8LE CORSAIR. THERES NO NEED FOR VESSELS ANYMORE. HEHE. I'VE TRANSCENDED THE SEA, AND FOUND THE SKY INSTEAD. AND OH, HOW ITS 8EACON IS SO 8RIGHT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KISS SOME8ODY! #substances #iwantcandy
WOΔHWOΔHWOΔH HEY HEY HEY HEY LET'S NOT GO THERE LET'S NOT https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/81fc44063e0fa6b8e3c71945912a38b0.jpg
WΔIT WΔIT CHILL CHILL I'M SORRY HOLD ON WE CΔN WORK THIS OUT I'LL OWE YOU ONE OR SOMETHING
WWHHHERRRE ΔM I SUPPOSED TO GET MUTΔNT SKIN???????? WHY Δ MUTΔNT SPECIFICΔLLY???? ISN'T THEIR FLESH GENERΔLLY CONSIDERED NOTHING BUT DISGUSITNG SWILL OR SOME SHIT??
OK WELL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO GET IT FOR YOU 'CUZ I DON'T HΔ▽E THE MEΔNS NECESSΔRY IN THE FIRST PLΔCE, YOU'RE GONNΔ HΔ▽E TO REQUEST SOMETHING ELSE THΔT'S ΔCTUΔLLY POSSIBLE FOR ME
((alas it is 4am for me, and my european ass must be going to bed. If anyone wants to plot something that happened to our muses we can in Dm's!))
=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy
Would my matesprit hunt me down if I yielded to curiosity and accepted the invit8tion? #iwantcandy
Desperate fer their attention? See y'there M'ang.
If you are going, you would do 8est to not pit yourself in the 'desper8te' attendee pile.
I'm goin' mainly t'see \/\/\/\/hat this \/\/\/\/hole Eridan \/\/\/\/eek thing is. I dunnae think m' Descendant had amounted t'much yet. But \/\/\/\/e'll sea.
I highly dou8t a mere lollipop will alter your opinion of your descendant. I’m not even convinced this su8stance 8elongs to his ownership 8ut certainly, I'll go. If only to see you watch on in horror.
Yes, s)(e will 3BY And w)(en you get your p)(one back, I'm going to!! Bop you on t)(e )(ead!!! Or somet)(ing!!!!
How much to pay someone to stay so8er and record the nonsense there. #substances
I was planning to go and be sober. I could record.
One mustn't underestim8te the gratuitous zeal of troll nature. I've already had a case of arson committed, and the perpetr8tor, in a curious act of anonymous charity, has yet to step forward to claim their reward I offered.
I always preform well, it is just a matter of whether you are worthy enough to witness me in action.
Wvorthy enough to wvitness you? Oh Fang, you’d put on a showv for any reflectivwe surface.
I would, 8ecause reflection is a performance meant solely for my own admir8tion, not for an audience of your lowly cali8er. My standards are exacting, and thus, the only audience worthy of witnessing such performance is myself. It’s hardly a stage you’d know how to grace; you’d stum8le over the very ca8les of am8ition 8efore reaching it.
Don’t pretend this is for your eyes alone. You don’t delivwer speeches like that unless you wvant them to land somewvhere dear.
Then what? Are you inviting me to test out that advertised su8stance with you? I may have something sweeter for you to lick. #nsfw #substances
Mind your teasing, Fang. You keep that up n' I might lick you dowvn to the core. #nsfwv
What fresh madness is this? I have scarcely recovered from a full night of work.
people are talkin about fishin and shit
I see; I do not necessarily see the need to discuss something I engage in daily as a found8tional aspect of my work. The wrigglers must 8e detached to it 8eing a 8asic night survival routine.
An event for his descendants was already excessive, and now an entire evening in his honour? One has to ask, when will the focus move from praising these violets to dismantling the pedestals they stand on.
I mean i think he just ψanted to fish ψith people, seems like an anyone can join sorta thing. aaand I can't speak on that boo, because I'm like above the violets and all that ya knoψ. but seems like enough people already hate most of the violets here.
Look out, I'm romantic 8e careful, my dear. Your eyes have a manner of glowing, they make you so hard to resist. Don't tempt me, for once I get going I won't stop until you've 8een kissed.
(( Upsetting that I'm still blocked by some people I were roleplaying with still over false allegations, but oh well. ))
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
4s th3 oth3r m3 s41d, you w1sh.
Do not make me provide the evidence, and lay you down in court. Although, you would like the exhi8itionism. #nsfw
4nd wh4t sort of 3v1d3nc3 do you h4v3 on m3 p3rt41n1ng to th1s, M1ndf4ng? >:?
Hm.
No one came forward a8out the arson, a pity. #eridanweek
This is an odd thing to do why must you preen feathers for questioning?
If you attempt to seduce me it will give you longer in jail if you are guilty.
The only way the night could improve is if a woman flashed me. #nsfw
It pains me deeply to miss the visual depiction of naked people running from a fire. One knows that oil acceler8tes quickly, on skin too. They 8etter advance to water 8efore they are served as roast. #eridanweek #gore #violence #nsfw
Perhaps these digital waters are not so 8ad afterall. The arsonist may reveal themselves in my priv8te messages to arrange a reward. #eridanweek
it will grow back i think, but it still seems sad, such pretty vegetation i'm sure
8urn his garden to ash, whoever does with proof gains my patronage in positive reactions for a week. #eridanweek
i have no idea who eridan is but if there's a mindfang chit i will like
I am the orchestr8tor of chaos, 8ut that Ampora event has not 8een coherent to o8serve from night one. #eridanweek
i have no particUlar love or care for eridan particUlarly, bUt i do wish i wasn’t qUite so confined at the moment as to be Unable to join! events seem to have Unfolded most interestingly, from how yoU and others speak on it.
Glad to have you with us on this side of the chaos, Captain.
I attended one two lights ago, particularly for my own pilfering. A corsairs instinct tends to lend one to understand when to leave and fortuitously left 8efore the swarms of drones arrived. Everything else has mere 8een picked off from o8serv8tion of others.
Of course, laws and order are simply guidelines to 8e twisted to ones use.
an eventfUl time indeed, i see! well, one event missed is hardly the end of the world. i intend to be a part of and directing all sUch things, eventUally.
It would pro8a8ly work in these fools interests to have a proper organiser in their hands. I may 8e tempted to 8ehave in the next one depending if it is devoid of seadwellers 8eing worshipped.