Captain Mindfang
@marquiseMindfang
What strange ways do these winds 8low?
And his wife is a weaponsmith? I sense we shall get along hauntingly well.
Nothing more jolts the morning into pleasant awareness than another message from the ever-dramatic Orphaner, declaring that my mere presence ruined his night. So let this message reach you in response. May you read it, and feel the sting of yet another mental 8low.
The sole 8lemish on the otherwise 8eauty that are Alternian women is the revolting aesthetics of its Empress. It is the universe's jest that the most potent throne of ladyhood is occupied 8y its ugliest.
(( Basically: Every woman is hot except for the Empress. dsidsdsdd ))
While her personality beliefs actions and expanding and contracting bladder-based aquatic vascular system are shriveled, blackened, and revolting, I think it disingenuous to pretend that she isn't a fucking bombshell.
I don't know, you seem pretty )(appy to be kissing someone w)(o's genetically nig)( identical 3B)
What a heavy accus8tion. What are you going to do? Pin me into a kiss until I recant?
We )(ave our ways of torturing t)(e )(eretics, but for you, dear Captain? You can expect 80 las)(es 38)
What a cruel f8te, indeed. You can expect my retali8tion in full force. As if I would ever accept punishment without getting some return fire.
You'll )(ave to overpower me if you want t)(at! And we bot)( know w)(o's t)(e strong of us two 39)
Evening.
A reply was unexpected, she must 8e ancient in your time, and her eyesight likely failing as much as it was in my own era. I would wager it was likely from her staff. One should never level criticisms at her from an address she can easily retrace. The only way you are getting out of this is if you have heavy artillery around.
Many tales aren't worth the ink to record them, and this one certainly will not grace the pages of my journal. A word for the wise, an non disclosure is only a valid agreement for those who sign it. You shall find no fingerprints of mine on that document; the Orphaner's are. He is the lia8le party, not I. Ha. So, that's why you're here. You're seeking a inform8tion as per usual. You expect me to narr8te the experience of Alternia for you?
Of course I do. You are speaking to a woman who commandeers a man-o-war. Ever fired a cannon?
NOT EVEN ONCE BUT I HAVE ZERO ATTACHMENT TO MY HIVE AND EVEN LESS ATTACHMENT TO WHATEVER THE FUCK IS PROWLING OUTSIDE.
Not at all. It was merely a st8tement of what I'm up to. I didn't ask you to do or say anything, though if you were compelled to share any crum8s of knowledge of your own free will, I wouldn't refuse. I just want to make it clear that I demanded nothing from you. I had a feeling I wouldn't have found any trace of your signature on any kind of document. The plus one flies under the radar once more.
That's the spirit, some ash in the lungs will do that fiery soul some good. Do you have a sylladex, or a transportaliser?
I continue to suspect that the elev8ted li8ido is still influencing me, unless, of course, it has elev8ted my heat cycle earlier than expected. If you’d rather not 8e the target of flirtatious comments, refrain from interacting during this period. #nsfw
D --> Perhaps you might take into consideration self-isolation until further notice, Ms. Serket
i fEar thE warning will havE thE oppositE EffEct ..
if you nEEd to sEEk rEfugE to ridE it out, my officE in thE archivEs is always opEn. i'll bE surE to lock it aftEr you arrivE, of coursE.
A splendid thing that my crew are all too content in taking pretty treasures and taking a cut 8etween them then. #nsfw
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this means something that im wa🇾 too fucked up to understand... #substances
Don’t ‘dear’ Me Like That! I’m Not Strong Enough To Deal With Your Alpha Energy!
I am nine foot two for anyone's earlier height curiosity.
:33< thats pawsome! :33< so like... are mew fur33 latpurr???
:33< oh just gonna draw on my walls like a fureak :33< but i can push that back if mewd rathpurr meow be somewhere closepurr to mew ;33c
Hm, how a8out I slam you into it instead so you can reach all those higher parts. If you even have the attention to draw while we enter proximity, hm?
:33< mew do a good enough job and i wont even n33d to bring a pen ;33 :33< sounds good to meow captain! :33< my dms are open to mew ;33c
Why does it feel like I've had one unending torrent of emptying pails into people. #nsfw #substances
Alrig)(t, now I am jealous 38Y
W)(ile a very sweet sentiment, you know you s)(ould be emptying into one specific pail 3B)
WHO NEEDS A MISERA8LE CORSAIR. THERES NO NEED FOR VESSELS ANYMORE. HEHE. I'VE TRANSCENDED THE SEA, AND FOUND THE SKY INSTEAD. AND OH, HOW ITS 8EACON IS SO 8RIGHT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KISS SOME8ODY! #substances #iwantcandy
WOΔHWOΔHWOΔH HEY HEY HEY HEY LET'S NOT GO THERE LET'S NOT https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/81fc44063e0fa6b8e3c71945912a38b0.jpg
WΔIT WΔIT CHILL CHILL I'M SORRY HOLD ON WE CΔN WORK THIS OUT I'LL OWE YOU ONE OR SOMETHING
WWHHHERRRE ΔM I SUPPOSED TO GET MUTΔNT SKIN???????? WHY Δ MUTΔNT SPECIFICΔLLY???? ISN'T THEIR FLESH GENERΔLLY CONSIDERED NOTHING BUT DISGUSITNG SWILL OR SOME SHIT??
OK WELL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO GET IT FOR YOU 'CUZ I DON'T HΔ▽E THE MEΔNS NECESSΔRY IN THE FIRST PLΔCE, YOU'RE GONNΔ HΔ▽E TO REQUEST SOMETHING ELSE THΔT'S ΔCTUΔLLY POSSIBLE FOR ME
((alas it is 4am for me, and my european ass must be going to bed. If anyone wants to plot something that happened to our muses we can in Dm's!))
=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy
Would my matesprit hunt me down if I yielded to curiosity and accepted the invit8tion? #iwantcandy
Desperate fer their attention? See y'there M'ang.
If you are going, you would do 8est to not pit yourself in the 'desper8te' attendee pile.
I'm goin' mainly t'see \/\/\/\/hat this \/\/\/\/hole Eridan \/\/\/\/eek thing is. I dunnae think m' Descendant had amounted t'much yet. But \/\/\/\/e'll sea.
I highly dou8t a mere lollipop will alter your opinion of your descendant. I’m not even convinced this su8stance 8elongs to his ownership 8ut certainly, I'll go. If only to see you watch on in horror.
Yes, s)(e will 3BY And w)(en you get your p)(one back, I'm going to!! Bop you on t)(e )(ead!!! Or somet)(ing!!!!
How much to pay someone to stay so8er and record the nonsense there. #substances
I was planning to go and be sober. I could record.
One mustn't underestim8te the gratuitous zeal of troll nature. I've already had a case of arson committed, and the perpetr8tor, in a curious act of anonymous charity, has yet to step forward to claim their reward I offered.
I always preform well, it is just a matter of whether you are worthy enough to witness me in action.
Wvorthy enough to wvitness you? Oh Fang, you’d put on a showv for any reflectivwe surface.
I would, 8ecause reflection is a performance meant solely for my own admir8tion, not for an audience of your lowly cali8er. My standards are exacting, and thus, the only audience worthy of witnessing such performance is myself. It’s hardly a stage you’d know how to grace; you’d stum8le over the very ca8les of am8ition 8efore reaching it.
Don’t pretend this is for your eyes alone. You don’t delivwer speeches like that unless you wvant them to land somewvhere dear.
Then what? Are you inviting me to test out that advertised su8stance with you? I may have something sweeter for you to lick. #nsfw #substances
Mind your teasing, Fang. You keep that up n' I might lick you dowvn to the core. #nsfwv
What fresh madness is this? I have scarcely recovered from a full night of work.
people are talkin about fishin and shit
I see; I do not necessarily see the need to discuss something I engage in daily as a found8tional aspect of my work. The wrigglers must 8e detached to it 8eing a 8asic night survival routine.
An event for his descendants was already excessive, and now an entire evening in his honour? One has to ask, when will the focus move from praising these violets to dismantling the pedestals they stand on.
I mean i think he just ψanted to fish ψith people, seems like an anyone can join sorta thing. aaand I can't speak on that boo, because I'm like above the violets and all that ya knoψ. but seems like enough people already hate most of the violets here.
Look out, I'm romantic 8e careful, my dear. Your eyes have a manner of glowing, they make you so hard to resist. Don't tempt me, for once I get going I won't stop until you've 8een kissed.
(( Upsetting that I'm still blocked by some people I were roleplaying with still over false allegations, but oh well. ))
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
4s th3 oth3r m3 s41d, you w1sh.
Do not make me provide the evidence, and lay you down in court. Although, you would like the exhi8itionism. #nsfw
4nd wh4t sort of 3v1d3nc3 do you h4v3 on m3 p3rt41n1ng to th1s, M1ndf4ng? >:?
Hm.
No one came forward a8out the arson, a pity. #eridanweek
This is an odd thing to do why must you preen feathers for questioning?
If you attempt to seduce me it will give you longer in jail if you are guilty.
The only way the night could improve is if a woman flashed me. #nsfw