♠ hated by @marquiseMindfang
No, no timeline shit. My direct descendant. But I do assure you no such thing has happened to me. I havwve had my arguments and exchanges wvith the fool but no. Mindfang lies, she lies a lot, often and frequently, it is a shame she has so many tricked into believwving her stories and tricks. She is not called the Spinneret wvithout reason. She spins lies and stories. About me especially. Nothing in her silly journal about me is true. ((Please spoil characters deaths to them. That's prime directivwve and bad rp etiquette.))
Mindfang...? I kind of like having you call me that.
…SO. THIS IS EITHER JUST SOMETHING WE CAN DO, OR MY DAUGHTER GOT IT FROM ME. I DON’T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, ACTUALLY.
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO FIND SOME MORE MUSIC ON THAT THING PM SHARED.
……….OH MY GOD. WE CAN FEEL RED.
D — I told her I didn't care about it. I spend most nights thinking nothing of it. —> D — And yet sometimes I cannot help but spot that thing in my periphery. The orb. The ball. Whatever it is. It's starting to send shivers down my spine. —> D — #orbpondering —>
Handmaid. And that is hardly a group activity.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
A pitiful creature really. Still, I do need backups.
I AM GOING TO PISS ON YOUR GRAVE WHEN YOUR TIME COMES.
NORMAL POSTING CANCELLED I’M BACK TO BEING CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN.
YOU SURE AS HELL AREN’T GREEN OR BALD.
YOU’RE JUST LOOKIN IN A MIRROR DOLL.
HM.
He is lucky I have obligations or else I would educate him on how to properly speak of my grandward.
@iAm is my best friend :)
i want you all to know i have deep lore. LIKE really deep lore. #nsfw
awwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh huh. Getting close to 20000 kult.
After ‘being destroyed’, perhaps? Hee Hee. #suggestive
I’d rather you didn’t. It would be a shame to watch an inferior destroy the superior.
Su8mission 16: alright wwho do you think wwins: mindfang AND dualscar teamin up wwith his honora8le tyranny under her thrall or you (alone, no holds 8arred) My response: Anonymous Poster, you must surely misunderstand how dangerous individuals such as these tend to oper8. Mindfang and Dualscar were creatures of app8ite. Al8eit, 8rilliant a times. They could 8e c8astrophically charismatic, violent, the8rical, manipul8ive, and possessed enough mutual toxicity to desta8ilize regions of the ocean through their interpersonal drama alone. They inspired loyalty through spectacle and fear. 8ut, we must understand the impetus of this discussion. If the o8jective is survival, I would survive. If the o8jective is conquest, I would eventually win. If the o8jective were to leave them 8oth psychologically devast8ed, suspicious of one another, and trapped in a catastrophic spiral of mutual recrimin8ion? Well. Let's just say, dear poster... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6ce153167f9.png https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
I am aware. I am also having fun. Haa Haa.
It seems she’s making her rounds.
He couldn’t handle all this, darling.
Hm. I suppose pathetic attracts pathetic.
Query 21: ❄︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎❒︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎□︎♎︎⬧︎ □︎♐︎ □︎●︎♎︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♒︎◆︎♌︎❒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎♐︎♋︎●︎●︎ Response: No. I don’t believe it will be.
Query 22: Anonymous Seeing as you are technically their god, why did you order those Beforeans to be silent? Is it a bit? Response: This was not by my design, actually. You will find my influence on any aspect of Beforus, in most iterations, to be very minimal. For now. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
Query 23: C4llb4ck! Oh first guardian.. Why do you allow yourself to be questioned? Isn't that Boring. Response: Not at all, I find it quite the entertaining diversion.
You would 8e astonished how many individuals fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of social media. Especially trolls on this platform specifically. They assume that all interactions are a 8attlefield, a pulpit, a m8ing ritual, or all 3. Sites such as Chittr.ing are not archives for thoughts, or stages of performances, or caches of attention 8ut they do serve these purposes ultim8ly yet vicariously. They exist, rather, to simul8 proximity. It is that simply. The average individual, regardless of the species, possesses a deep-rooted desire to feel witnessed. We are all reliant on a sensation of acknowledgement. To have this feeling reflected 8ack through themselves as reactions and perspectives of others. To disregard this, or deny this, is a mistake. Civiliz8ion itself is 8uilt on this principle. You speak, someone responds. Identities are crafted through this epoch's old tradition. Social Media such as Chittr exists to acceler8 the process and distort it into an instant dopamine factory. On Chittr, a Jade8lood Florist from one timeline, may converse with a human astrophysicist from another universe entirely while a dead cheru8 posts slurs in their comments sections. This is social a8surdity, 8ut, this is profoundly the 8asis of Social Media. Individuals assume the content is the purpose. Essays such as this, jokes, discourse, aesthetics, 8ut these are all just convers8ional 88. The point of this entire we8site is to goad one another into interaction. Even hostility works in this case. It is like a 8right-red lure in a murky ocean. A troll who spends hours composing an ela8or8 callout document against someone they claim to despise is still 8eing social. They are acknowledging another troll's existence with extraordinary intensity. This callout post is a nuclear warhead of acknowledgement and even valid8ion. Successful users on social media platforms are rarely those who say the smartest things, rather, those who indulge in the most emotional commitment. O8serve figures such as Doc Scratch, or the various cele8rities, and micro-authority figures. Their appeal does not stem from wit or aesthetics. Otherwise, someone like, I don't know, Grongo the 8eautiful and Intelligent, would 8e the top performer on the we8site. Rather, these figures have a presence of emotional investment. You provide Scratch Kull 8ecause you despise his existence. It, in of itself, is an infinite resource to him. Altern8 options such as Rankmaid appeal to a certain groin-inspired investment whether you acknowledge it or not. This results in a parasocial relationship with the @archiveAddict that many fo you fail to realize you've a8sor8ed. You think to yourself. "Has she posted today?" or "Will they attend the masquerade?" or "Are those two still fighting?" This is 8ecause you have allowed your own existence to warp in routine around Chittr.ing. This is social architecture designed intentionally to give you a specific pan/8rain chemical 8oost. The communities 8uilt here are not merely a collection of gathered individuals sitting around. It is an ecosystem of recurring expect8ions. Humans phrase this 8y saying "I just like hanging around." This is a statement lacking in precision. You enjoy existing somewhere popul8ed 8y familiar personalities. Even if direct interaction is minimal, repeated exposure creates feed8ack and environmental 8elonging. You recognize speech patterns, recurring jokes, ha8its, emotions, rivalries, romances, 8reakdowns-- This platform is less a collection of estranged strangers across spacetime, 8ut more like digital neigh8ors who all occasionally yell out to one another. Despite this, it is a tragedy of authenticity. You erode in your authentic identity in favor of your cur8ed presentation. Users 8ecome trapped in maintaining their visi8le, consuma8le self. You warp yourself for expect8ions of those you will NEVER meet. 8ut there is still light around such a gray, gray cloud. Strangers comfort one another. Jokes 8ecome communal folklore (SEE: Pope Scratch). Artists discover audiences. May8e, a lonely troll realizes that someone, for once in their life, understands them. This is the true purpose of social media. To speak and listen. And, ultim8ly, 8e less alone while doing so.
It seems I struck a nerve. Please consult the song for instructions on what to do next: https://youtu.be/JcvhePsHrfQ?si=h-NhXOcMCHkuzESU
You have very little taste for the classics as well. By the by, how is your Signless? I estimate the one I see is yours, at any rate. I find myself regaining interest in that individual.
This is my expression when I am devious, 8y the way. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/49/e8/1e49e82385140776e92747909f000dfa.jpg
Query 24: Anonymous Do you support Warmblood? I am an ally. Response: That depends on what you mean. The hemospectrum is entirely meaningless to me as a way to determiner of worth, so in that sense the answer could be yes. On the other hand, I did cultivate the particularly cruel and oppressive version Alternia knows. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
Amateur journalist.
Hoo Hoo. No, I am not referring to myself.
As it seems others have returned to the Q&A trend, the Scratch Doctor’s Corner is open once more. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
D — I knew I'd receive a notification from her sooner or later, but that was fast. Some people cannot help but seek attention. —>
D — After weeks of her constant badgering, the nattering e%-gamblignant who has managed to infiltrate her way into my life like chatty vermin has convinced me to create an account on this website. She says I need to do something better with my life than rot away in my own misery. Normally I w001d tell her to mind her own business, but I suppose, for once, she's right. Not that I care to admit this to her. Goodness knows her ego is big enough as it is. —>
... Can ho+nestly say, I never saw the idea o+f a Feferi and a Marquise Mindfang in my 'shipping o+ptio+ns' chart. But stranger things have happened.
Very, very, VERY few things can. If they would, my current life’s purpose would be far easier.
My dear, you have no power over me.
Your objection is noted. I will, when the time comes, do as I please.
Hm. To experiment with Beforus and it’s society would be…interesting to experience.
I foresee we’ll be in touch.
I will be needing a new weapon after events have taken place. Perhaps Beforus’ ‘Guardian’ will do.
To twist and warp an already imperfect system, one built on misguided compassion. Pervert it, corrupt it into a hollow parodic mask of itself. A thing of equal parts beauty and horror. I am drunk on this vision.
I will congratulate those two on surprising me. I never knew needing to defend my moon would be an issue.
A very lovely day to you, too, Captain.
I acquired doctorates in many fields, yes.
Question 15: Anonymous any specific reason why youre such a bitch or just a natural part of you Response: A is A. I am who I am, born from the lower case aspects of the souls that created me. To be anything else would be a lie, and I am no liar.
Question 16: Anonymous Pineapple on pizza. Discuss. Response: Quite good if made properly. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/19G5sjhPWpLhgXCXnH9rg4znRmBfqs6-9s96l3pbVL-A/edit#response=ACYDBNglspBb_GW2zJf0t8IISZpynnJq6QowsilJqpUPeMMTch_qEaW4xiobRA_bR6qqlgE
Question 17: 7UN7UN7UN54HUR 1 JU57 L1K3 4N5W3R1NG F0RM5 1M D0N3NN0W BY3 Response: Have a lovely day.
Query 18: Anonymous Call me ;) Response: No. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
Query 19: @invincibleShow Favourite moment in Troll Invincible? Response: I quite enjoyed the Troll Invincible War, though many of the scenes with Troll Machine Head are quite entertaining.
It seems the questions have, for now, dried up.
I am curious if she will ever realize that her mirror image is infatuated.
I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOUR PITY. I’M A MONSTER AND A TERROR, AND THE PITIFUL STATE I’M IN DOESN’T CHANGE THAT. I’VE KILLED AND MAIMED AND TORMENTED WORLDS FOR MY OWN GAIN, FOR FUN. FOR COURTSHIP. AND I WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN IF I COULD, BECAUSE CRUELTY AND MALICE ARE THE LAW OF SURVIVAL I ADHERE TO. BEING A BASTARD IS MY VERY BLOOD. THERE’S NOTHING ELSE TO ME, AND NOTHING ELSE I EVER COULDA BEEN. I LEARNED THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
MAKING THE FACT I’M ALIVE OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEMS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT.
THAT PIRATE BITCH CAN SUCK MY FAT FUCKING HEMIPENES.
HRGH. BLASTED OFF TO THE NEAREST BLACK HOLE. GOT AS CLOSE AS I SAFELY COULD BEFORE I STOPPED. COULDN’T DO IT, THOUGHT TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, THOUGHT OF WHEN I FINALLY HAD TO ABSORB CALYPSOS…THOUGHT OF *HER*. STILL TOO MUCH OF A SURVIVOR, EVEN WHEN LIFE AIN’T WORTH SHIT. #SUICIDE
YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT WAS ME, YOU SMUG BITCH.
OH SHUT IT.
TO ALL THE OTHER KINDS OF HATERS WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME, A HEARTY >tumut<.
Someone needs to get t)(is little gill toget)(er before I do. 38)
https://youtu.be/X3r7GD0R56s?si=2TwVCsN8x4O3d1Ro #musicposting
Long since gone, but not for very long.
You will accept our embrace.
If observing excrement is how you wish to spend your time, I will avoid judging your tastes.
I will repeat a piece of advice I stated a short time ago. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
I nearly forgot- a joke, seeing as I don’t do that. A very merry #framefriday to you all!
Her name is Lola! She was a showgirl. But that was thirty years ago, when they used to have a show. Now it’s a disco, but not for Lola~ Still in the dress she used to wear, fade feathers in her hair. She sits there so refined- and drinks herself half blind! She lost her youth and she lost her Tony, And now she’s lost. Her. Mind! #lyricposting
My, I certainly have quite a bit of redecoration to do if I want to get this palace up to my tastes! Of course, I’m well aware I will inevitably do so, as well as the fact that it will be destroyed eventually- but the journey, not the destination, and all that.
…Ah. A curious development. It seems I will have to mark it down.
IF I’M NOT POSTING, ASSUME I’M OUT THERE KILLING TIMELINES AND SNATCHING NEW CREW. BECAUSE I AM. HA.
My manipulations are subtle, long reaching, and finely tuned. Yours are crude and sloppy, a pitiful and pale imitation. I can perhaps forgive your reasons behind your manipulations, but I cannot forgive that you are a mere A M A T E U R.
Such an ungrateful alternate timeline pupil.
FUCK YOU TH1S S1GN C4N'T STOP M3 C4US3 1 C4N'T R34D 4LSO 1 M34NT VR1SK4 PROB4BLY SHOULD'V3 CL4R1F13D
OUT OF SP1T3 FOR M1NDF4NG 1NSULT1NG M3 1'M P41L1NG H3R 4NC3STOR #NSFW >:[
How do p3opl3 k33p g3tt1ng 1t wrong. 1 4M NOT BL1ND. 1 L4CK S3NS3 OF SM3LL.
YOUR ARCHETYPE IS YOUR ARCHETYPE, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHICH SPECIFIC LUCKY VARIANT YOU MAY BE.
1 4m NOT BL1ND.
1 do not l1k3 you.
@m4rqu1s3M1ndf4ng You only d1d 7, unl3ss th1s 1s 1nt3nd3d to b3 th3 8th on3 to p3rf3ctly cr4ft th3 ult1m4t3 fuck. 1 f3ll for 1t. Fuck.
S3V3R4L. 1 m34n. S3V3R4L C4S3S. 4LL L34D1NG TO 4 W4ST3 OF MY T1M3. P3opl3 pros3cut3 4nyth1ng 4nd 4nyon3 now4d4ys.
Th3r3 h4s b33n 4n 1ncr34s3 of m3 l4t3ly. H3llo, oth3r R3dgl4r3 4lt3rn4t3s. 1 hop3 you 4r3 4ll do1ng so w3ll. >:]
R1d1ng off of 4noth3r R3dgl4r3's post. Fuck M1ndf4ng. S3nd ch1t.
#R3dgl4r3R3fl3ct1ons 1t m4y s33m 4s 1f my v3nd3tt4 4g41nst my k1ll3r 1s l34d 1nto 4 d1ff3r3nt d1r3ct1on, but 1 h4v3 v3ry much h4d m4ny, m4ny sw33ps for r3fl3ct1on, 4ng3r, d1strust, 4nd th3 f33l1ng of f41lur3. S1nc3 my r3v1v4l, th3 4ng3r h4s not s1nc3 gon3 4w4y, but 1t fu3ll3d som3th1ng w1th1n m3 3vok3d s1m1l4r pr3-d34th d3s1r3s to str1v3 to b3 4 v3ry 3xc3ll3nt 4nd c4p4bl3 L3g1sl4c3r4tor, but 1t ch4nn3ll3d 1n 4 w4y th4t m4d3 m3 w4nt to push 1nto th1s go4l h4rd3r, f4st3r. Of cours3, th3 4ng3r 1s st1ll th3r3, but 4ft3r l34rn1ng th3r3 1s m4ny 4lt3rn4t3 v3rs1ons of on3s3lf 4nd study1ng qu1ckly, 4n4lyz1ng th3 f4cts w1th r3sourc3s d1spl4y3d to m3, 4nd 1t us3d to b3 d1ff1cult to d3c1d3 wh3th3r or not 1 should f1x4t3 3fforts tow4rd 4 s1ngul4r 4lt3rn4t3 or non3 4t 4ll, 4s 1t would b3 4 w4st3 of t1m3 4nd wh4t 1'v3 work3d for would coll4ps3. Of cours3 1 st1ll d3sp1s3 h3r w1th 3v3ry 1nch of my b31ng for forc1ng m3 to 4 noos3 4g41nst my w1ll, but 1 h4v3 4lr34dy c4lcul4t3d th3 4cts of g3tt1ng r3v3ng3 4nd found 1t fru1tl3ss. 1t 1s po1ntl3ss, but 4ng3r bubbl3s st1ll 1ns1d3. 1t's pl4yful b4nt3r, p3rh4ps just 4 w1ld honkb1rd ch4s3, but th3 1ll w1ll tow4rd th1s b31ng 1 h4v3 obs3rv3d long 3nough. Or s3v3r4l b31ngs, r4th3r. N3v3r just on3. Th3r3 1s not just on3 of m3. Th1s 1s not s1mply 4n 4ct of d3t3rm1n1ng 1f 1 truly w4nt th1s troll d34d, 1 h4v3 surp4ss3d th1s f33l1ng for th3 s4k3 of my dut13s. Dut13s 1 n33d to cont1nu3 str1v1ng for 1n ord3r to m41nt41n my st4tus 1n th1s world. 1t h4s br4nch3d off, 1t 1s 4l4rm1ng 4nd 1t go3s 4g41nst wh4t 1 h4d thought for sw33ps on 3nd. Of cours3 1t d1d. Why would 1t h4v3 not? Th3 f1r3 burns 3v3n st1ll, 4nd 1 h4v3 not found 4 w4y to m41nt41n 1t th3 w4y 1 would d3s1r3. 1t's br4nch3d off, p3rh4ps on3-s1d3d, st1ll 41m1ng to cont1nu3 1n 1ts b4nt3r-h34vy fronds. 1t h3lps suppr3ss, 1t h3lps m41nt41n1ng my composur3, 1t h3lps m3 r34l1z3 th4t th3r3 1s no br1ng1ng just1c3 to 1t, 1t 1s 1mposs1bl3 now. 1t h3lps m3 b3com3 b3tt3r, 3v3n 1f th1s 1s such 4 vuln3r4bl3 st4t3 for m3, th1s 1s s1mply to drop down 4nd spr34d 1t out, 3sp3c14lly w1th 4n 4lt3rn4t3 w1th v3ry just1f13d h4t3. 1 f3lt th3 s4m3. Now, 1t 1s t1m3 to us3 th4t to bu1ld up. Work my w4y h1gh3r.
H3llo. >:]
#C4b1n3tF1ghtN1ght 1s 1n s3ss1on.
P31x3s, 1f 1 d13 f1rst 1n th1s s1mul4t1on, 1 w1ll f1n3 you for 3v3ry f1sh pun.
Holy sh1t. Just got 1nform3d 4bout th1s. Do 1 n33d to j41l h1m 4G41N???
COLD W34TH3R 1S P34K WDYM
I am going to ignore that post and instead remain focused on the creation of my excellent host.
Is my d3sc3nd4nt r34lly pl4nn1ng 4 t4k3ov3r? I m34n good for h3r, I support th1s c4us3. W3 do n33d mor3 Pyrop3 r3pr3s3nt4t1on. I fully 3ndors3 th1s c4us3.
Depending on how circumstances unfold, I could perhaps collect a third Crocker. Hoo Hoo.
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“BLACKPILLED” DON’T FUCKING FLATTER YOURSELF. YOU AREN’T WORTHY.
From your perspective there is roughly a fifty percent chance I will.
I believe I should be acquiring a mask soon. Hoo Hoo.
It seems Cronus Ampora needs to be immediately returned to jail and tried for capital offenses.
You may feel free to believe that it does not. It will not change the facts.
A little more, yes? https://youtu.be/8XuL5xSVL7s?si=JakLINQ8V_4m-I-Y
Perhaps now is an excellent time for some music. https://youtu.be/1V8K0ZGhtqk?si=RXyAq0jjvZM1NeWM
A very happy #yuriday to you all.
I do hope you are all doing as well as I have been recently. That is to say, I predict it will be true for some of you, and not so true for others.
I imagine I’ll have to resynchronize events soon! By which I mean, that’s what I’ll be doing as is required. Perhaps I should also make a recap of events? Not that that’s actually a question, if I do so it will be done regardless of any of your input, darlings.
THINK I COUNT, TOOTS.
Beam that awooos your text
I’m quite pleased with how things have been going.
It would be possible, but where would the charm be in that?
H4H4H4 1 4M OBS3RV1NG MOST V4L14NTLY. >:] #C4b1n3tF1ghtN1ght
We both know, my dear, that it is not paranoia if they are actually out to get you.
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……….. i am retUrning to my dream room. and thinking on this.
i- yoU- bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!! why mUst everyone assUme i am evil, that i act solely for the sake of harming others?! is it so wrong to have vision, to have a plan? to have something i find qUite beaUtifUl in mind for the world as it coUld be?! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒏ — @unboundUraeus Uraeus / Calliope / U-sprite (?!) Chello Cheverybody. Happy Lusus day or Sick Nasty Sunday. (What?) Today we have quite a SPECIAL User. As in, she taught me more about my encroaching interests than the GRUBNET ARCHIVE has. In that regard, my thanks are flourished in a sudden stretching ↑roar of a THANKSPLOSION. (WOW!) Here’s to hoping I am not as erroneous baloneyous as the… *gulp*, Casperstrophe. (COUGHS AUDIBLY INTO A CLOSED FIST AND PUNCHES A WALL. IT BREAKS COMICALLY.) Mirthful tricks with double-handers, let’s Take A Gander at cherub Uraus. Uraurus. Uraes. Uraeuis. URAEUS. (The backspace is too far to delete all the typos, LOL.) What a fascinating one. And a BOUNDING LEAP from the OTHER cherub I got to look into. I wonder how similar you two actually are, disparate vernaculars aside. Uraeus, sister of saturated lime-blooded Uroburos, is a Chittrer who tells more of a story than your typical personal publidiary. A number of her posts have to do with Q’s in search of A’s, namely with her SGRUB SGAME SGESSION. What an honor it is to watch this pan out! These recounts are punctuated with the occasional bit of writing (such as journal entries and trollcentric tales), lyrics, comments apropos of the happenings of Chittr, and even an embarra-s-sing drawing from her brother! LOLABLE! There also seems to be some sort of PITCH TENSION between her and a particular Mindfang. Pirates in general, really, judging by the MULTIPLICITUDES OF EXPRESS STEREOTRIFLING that went on at a point? It’s a good thing you have another Version Of Yourself to keep yourself in check. Oh, if only I could do that with myself! An air of false gentleness can be felt as you scroll ↓. It’s almost like you can’t be mad at this user——so long as you don’t read between the lines. Imagine someone pulling your entrails out ASMR-STYLE. Satisfyingly morbid. But I warn you to NOT let this user’s dulcet tones sway you from the POINTED CRUX OF HER SELF-SCHEMA. Twisting words with her teeth comes as easy as breathing. That is the haunting creativity of the SPACEBOUND. Believe me, I’ve been putting all the elbows in greasearching. I know what you are. That SATURATED RED BLOOD of yours tells me all I need to know. NO, the red doesn’t mean I ♥ YOU. It means MALEVOLENCE SURGES ENDLESSLY THROUGH ME. Dare I say, this user is even more dangerous than Calderus (though I s↑pose a quasigodly strife would answer that hypothesis). It’s an awful good thing you put your own cla-s-spect in your BIO. You’ve essentially given me the key to do some additional research, since you’ve already DONE a part of the PSYCHOANALYSIS FOR ME! So, thank you. A LORD OF SPACE is something to REVERE AND FEAR. However, this fearverence won’t deter me from bringing a co↑le things to the SPATIAL ARGUMENT——the total uncaveated dominion of matter itself. When EVERY THIS AND THAT could be at your discretion, it says chapters about the person you are. Any disproportionate power handed to the individual is bound to be abused. That is the curse of the indulgent psyche. You are a TESTAMENT to this in your waking. An accident WAITING to happen. I’ve concluded that Lording Space is what you want; decidedly totalitarian control over the plot. A narrative you can pull your p↑pet strings around and control to your liking. You can be the protagonist in the story where everyone dies. Or perhaps one where you are doomed to fail, the strings of control only a trigger to your come↑pance. Regardless of biomoral alignment, you should give this ♥ly cherub a BIG BIG FOLLOW! And cautious s↑ervision. If you’ve gotten this far in reading, I would like to let you know that my PSYCHOANALYSES ARE CLOSED FOR NOW. I will post a quick quick waiting list. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ENGAGING WITH MY PA-S-SION, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag
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Oh and trollbama And kris And jade when she gets online And nostus And-
Himero is the only one I respect so far right now.
Perhaps I should hire outside security as well.
A human who had the utmost class and style.
I do wish I had the chance to meet Frank Sinatra. Perhaps one day.
Hm. Perhaps I should prepare other contingencies as well.
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like you I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like Y🎱U #lyricposting
SPEAKING OF 8R8KING, I’VE STILL GOT YOU PENCILED ON MY SCHEDULE, BITCH.
I would win.
WELL WELL, COULDN’T HELP BUT CALL FOR ME, COULD YOU?
Good morning to you too, Other Captain.
Manipulation Monday. Haa Haa.
He does the original justice, I must say. https://youtu.be/MIsLgL7G03M?si=XKrogtW-7NhuItQ3
Haa. Haa. Hee. Hee. HOO. HOO.
https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1778534404793-5de580ea-6320-48e0-acc3-51c8e9b36d32.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
Hm. I see no reason to be coy. A Ring of Life is now mine. And my plans are going very. Very. Excellently.
I am more than okay. I am r e v e l i n g.
The feeling of glee is almost intoxicating. Perhaps I should share my celebration? That would surely be interesting, yes? Hoo Hoo. Hee Hee. Haa Haa.
In fact, I believe I will be celebrating tonight. Once I have safely stowed my treasure away. Hoo Hoo.
Felt Manor, on Alternia. Not my apartment, on the moon.
Come, celebrate with me. https://msparp.chat/a-time-of-celebration
How about a bit of music to start the morning? This certainly matches my mood. Haa Haa. https://youtu.be/JcvhePsHrfQ?si=QCZf7XT7u_-m0hhD
My celebration went well. A small but pleasant affair, and I gave many gifts to my guests. I am, for now and for always, an excellent host in that sense.
Well, I am a Strider in spirit. Literally, Haa Haa.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but pirates are beneath me!
Tsk, tsk, darling! Don’t be quite so rude to my ladies dear Emissary! Whatever version of her it may be.
If and when I actually do such a thing, be assured I will leave you a certain cueball in it. You could use symmetry.
1 WOK3 UP 34RLY TH1S "MORN1NG" 4ND COULD NOT GO B4CK TO SL33P SO 1 D3C1D3D TO M4K3 1T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M BY M4K1NG BR34KF4ST 4ND TH3N D3L1B3R4T3LY BURN1NG BR34KF4ST
YOU DO NOT H4V3 FR34KS 1N YOUR DMS. YOU DO NOT 3V3N H4V3 B1TCH3S
Sm4sh: Work. P4ss: 3v3ryth1ng 3ls3. 1 4cc3pt no cr1t1c1sms or qu3st1ons 4t th1s t1m3.
I do enjoy using double meanings. Please feel free to tell me if you’ve spotted any in exchange for a Mistress Point!
Th3 tr41n33s h4v3 t4k3n to c4ll1ng m3 4 m1lf. #nsfw #th1s1sr34lly1n4pprop14t3 #4ndth4tswhyth3yr3g3tt1ngth3gu1llot1n3
For the record darlings, more than one of my component souls is a mother in alternate timelines. Take that as you will!
Have a very happy #mistressday. Heehee.
@marquiseMindfang Awwwwwwoooooooo
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Mindfang is a loser then!
Do they believe they can escape my sight before it falls upon them?
How do they expect to remain unseen…
Unfitting in my case, but quite so for you, yes. Hee Hee.
Hm. No, that didn’t fit quite right, I’m afraid. Perhaps it needs to be workshopped. Dress for the job you want…
Mindfang can't handle the awoo
Your matesprit does, clearly. I should speak with her more often, shouldn’t I?
I was wondering when someone would notice. Congratulations, Ms. Peixes. Truly, a puppet’s puppet. It is not easy being green, a fact he stated boldly and proudly, and with no reservation. He is a magnificent being, and a host as excellent as myself.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Whatever it was, you were always going to.
It is, of course, a natural predestined turn of fate that I had a supply of extra sopor.
i wwasnt evven necessarily callin her an animal is the thing
With the death and closing of one lords loop, perhaps a new one can be cultivated. Perhaps she already has been. Food for thought.
Related to my previous post. Tick. Tock.
technically speakin not OUR mother due to certain fate ordained bootstrap paradox chicanery but i get it wwhat wwas wwrong wwith the thing i said though i thought id laid out a fairly objectivve description @grimAuxiliatrix kan help wwhere did i go wwrong im listenin and learnin here
are you sayin you havve become an enormously fat wwinged creature wwhich spawwns myriad eggs after processin a great incestuous slurry from innumerable trolls or like is this a different thing
i cant reply to fef because shes bein a wwiggler and reblocked me but the reason is i said the mothergrubs a creature wwhich is true shes literally a lusus wwhy are wwe mad about this kinda nomenclature suddenly wwhats the big deal
In other news, I now have an unconscious, resurrected empress and heiress present. Perfect.
COULD ALWAYS USE A NEW SPIDER BITCH TO POLISH THE COLLECTION, GLAD YOU’RE VOLUNTEERING.
[AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. IT IS A SHIPS ROOM FILLED WITH PLUNDERED TIMELINE TREASURES, FROM JUJU TO LEGENDARY WEAPONS AND TATTERED GODTIER CLOTHES.]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get madder, heehee!
I begin to understand why he dislikes her so.
I’VE GOT A SHIP OF CREW THAT SAYS OTHERWISE, BITCH. AND A FIRST M8 TOO.
MAYBE NOT, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY? I’LL STILL BE YOUR CAPTAIN.
)(ave I ever mentioned )(ow muc)( I love my Matesprit? And )(ow well s)(e incubates my eggs for me, and )(ow pretty s)(e looks doing it 💙
I SHOULD SHOW OFF MY TROPHY ROOM SOMETIME! GIVE A REAL NICE SHOWING OF AAAAAAAALL THE TIMELINES I’VE PURGED AND PLUNDERED.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO MAKE THIS PIRATES BLACK HEART SING.
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST STOP LIFE FROM EXISTING? IT’S TRUE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EVAPORATE THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE BEFORE IT CAN GET TOO BIG FOR IT’S BRITCHES.
I SHOULD MAKE A SPIDER BITCH TIERLIST. SLASH ORDER OF CONSCRIPTION LIST.
HELL OF A SELECTION, AIN’T IT?
I am expecting a certain outcome of my current machinations will be quite pleasing to my lord and his variants. Haa Haa.
For those who have not had the pleasure of meeting me in person, you will find this quite the acceptable approximation of my voice. https://youtu.be/6bm6RvQdvqM?si=eMeSnoaXulc0t3f4
If I so pleased I could find many examples of those who disagree with you, but I will spare your mental wellbeing and avoid that for now.
It would be unnecessary, seeing as I am aware of how handsome I am at all times. Hoo Hoo.
So m4ny cl41ms to d34l w1th 1n court, so l1ttl3 t1m3.
It seems you are underestimating me again, Captain.
Do not worry, my dear admirers. Your good doctor will protect you.
Truly, even with the limits of my omniscience when interacting with a place such as this, events proceed exactly as I desire.
Heeeeee Hoooooo
My business is whatever I please to do, and at the moment that would include several people and things. Do not take that comment into the cruder interpretations.
Curious how I seem to have taken on the role of the “troublemaker” Scratch at this time. Not that I particularly mind. Haa Haa.
LIKE I SAID, KEEP UP THAT ATTITUDE. DON’T LET ME STOP YOU. YET. HAA HAA.
DON’T LET ME STOP YOU. HAA HAA.
If you so wish. For now. Hoo Hoo.
Awooooo
Good morning and night to all.
Is it so wrong to love one’s work when one’s work is, as it stands currently, all one is?
none of u posers gon b me and its sad w)(en u try lol
I am very amused by that versions profile picture.
You will find that my lord is buried in the human collective consciousness as the inspiration for many of the antagonists in your fiction, actually.
As you command, my lord.
Diamonds Droog.
Much of your hatred for me is misplaced, for the record. I am burdened with glorious purpose, assigned a role as the agent of predestination that moves events forwards in the name of my lord and the laws of Paradox Space. But this is a role that was granted to me, a part of my being from my creation to my inevitable death and beyond. It was not chosen by myself, but simply the way I am and was always going to be. Do not take this as an attempt to whitewash (Hoo Hoo) myself. I am not painting myself as a powerless victim of fate. I am well aware of what I am, and I have accepted it with grace and dignity, unlike the majority of those whose destinies I have pushed into place. I know that by the standards of most, I am ‘evil’. I am simply stating that if you desire to blame something, then there are far greater forces at play to direct it towards.
Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
#musicposting https://youtu.be/1V8K0ZGhtqk?si=xOnv5OshHFnXULK6
DAMN, HER GOOD EYE TOO? SHE’LL SURE FUCKING MISS IT. OH WELL.
THIS ONE AIN’T ME, BUT I’M SURE AS HELL CURIOUS NOW!
YOU KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL.
YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO TRIBUTE YOUR CAPTAIN, THAT’S FOR SURE!
Apologies, I needed to divert the resources of that website to my own projects. You understand.
N0\/\/\/\/ that \/\/\/\/e'\/\/e reached, I think, 6 #fishingfriday Fridays since I first began f0rcin' the rest o' ye t'adhere t'm'g0\/\/ernment mandated duties. Keep up th'go0d \/\/\/\/ork.
Your attitude will not get me down, Captain. Not that it ever has. I have some very important visitors coming soon. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Won’t today be ever so lovely?
Bark bark
It has been some time since I have engaged in corpse reconstruction. Fortunately, I am a genius. #gore
. . .yes, actually, seeing as the moon will no longer be a problem.
I could do it Doc.
I do have such promising candidates for when it is time locate a new Handmaid. Hoo Hoo.
Oh don’t let it wound you so much, my good man, their destination was always predetermined. More than the usual way, I mean. They are payment for services soon to be rendered.
It is a grown troll and woman, and there is already one claiming them.
There, the stitching is quite excellent, even with the differences between species. The resurrection should be more than easy. Now to simply acquire a resurrector.
On occasion, though this one is not mine, I am merely quoting from a human work.
Through the darkness of future's past, The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... Fire... walk with me
YOU KNOW THE EXACT RIGHT BUTTON TO PRESS. KEEP AT IT.
WELL, SINCE I GOT NO SATISFACTION WIPING OUT THIS BACKWATER LITTLE TIMELINE CAUSE A CERTAIN BITCH DECIDED TO KILLBLOCK ME, TIME TO SAIL ON TO THE NEXT ONE. I’LL FIND SOME TASKS TO MAKE THE SPIDER BITCHES DO. HAA.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. I WASN’T TALKING ABOUT ANY VERSION OF *YOU*.
KEEP LAUGHING. BUT YOUR POWERS AIN’T AS UNIQUE AS YOU THINK THEY ARE.
AND YOU’RE CANNON FODDER WAITING TO BE SHOT OUT OF EXISTENCE, JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE TRASH TIMELINES LITTERING THIS PLACE.
I’M ALWAYS READY FOR A CHALLENGE, FUCKER.
MORE BLUE JUJU HUMAN SCUM. THIS’LL BE FUN TOO.
DAY UPDATE #2. HER FAMILY WAS BLOWN INTO FAMILIAL PILES OF ASHES. I HATE TO USE A TRAGEDY TO LAY DOWN THE MEANEST I TOLD YOU SO PARADOX SPACE HAS EVER, AND MAY EVER, SEE. BUT I DON'T GET VINDICATION MUCH THESE DAYS. SO GIVE ME THIS ONE. I TOLD YOU SO.
Sigh. A Lotta assumptions coming from her end, huh?
YOU’VE EARNED YOUR TIMELINE A BUMP DOWN ON MY LIST FOR THAT.
WELL NOW, THAT’S SOME REAL FUCKING SALACIOUS SHIT!
I TRY TO STAY CLOSE TO THE ORIGINAL BRAND, BUT SOMETIMES I PICK UP A FEW SLOPPY ALTERNATES ALONG THE WAY.
I’VE GOT ENOUGH TO MAKE WORK AROUND THE SHIP, AND MORE. HAA HAA.
A FINER KIND OF TROLL THAN A SPIDER BITCH THERE’S NEVER BEEN, AND I’VE BEEN COLLECTING THEM FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME.
SO MANY SERKETS TO SNATCH. I MAY NEED A BIGGER BOAT, HAA HAA!
YOU DON’T OWN ANYTHING, I DO. WHATEVER MY EYE SEES, I POSSES. I TAKE AND HORDE AND DESTROY ALL THAT REFUSE THAT GETS LEFT BEHIND. AND I SEE YOU, BITCH.
LOOK, SHE’S ALREADY USING MY TRADEMARK! BITCH CAN’T HELP BUT GET READY TO JOIN THE CREW.
... I learned, at a very young age, that I can not save everyone. I've accepted this. Everything comes to an end at some point. But that doesn't mean I can't let those who've died unjustly stay in a place of comfort in their afterlife >:) [An image is attached of thousands of beings in a scenic valley, talking, laughing and eating together.]
[AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. HUNDREDS OF SKELETAL SILHOUETTES ARE ENGULFED IN KALEIDOSCOPIC FIRE]
I didn't pick up a pen 8ecause I was 8usy doing shit that actually mattered. Sorry, not sorry.
ALRIGHT, BACK TO RIPPING THIS COFFEE SHOP SHITHOLE TIMELINE TO PIECES.
You wanna know what's "remarka8ly convenient", Mindfang? It's "remarka8ly convenient" that you just HAPPENED to kill the Grand High8l∞d. It's remarka8ly convenient that you HAPPENED to 8e the only sane one on the seas. It's REMARKA8LY FUCKING CONVENIENT that, despite supposedly leading the revolution, the ONLY evidence of your existence was your fucking dice and your goddamn 8∞k. 8ecause at the end of the day, everything you did amounted to NOTHING. You still died, Her Imperious Condescencion remained in power, and ALTERNIA STILL FUCKING 8LEW UP. 8ut me? I ascended. I saved the lives of LITERALLY EVERYONE who mattered. 8ecause the timeline where I died, EVERYONE died. I held shit together, and I helped cre8 the new universe.
Thank you, Kanaya. It actually felt gr8 to get that off my fucking chest for once
owwned mindhag
As A Friend I Am Proud Of Your Growth And Ability To Stand Up To Your Past As A Chittr User Get Her Ass.
So you know what, Mindfang? I'm done. I've lived in your shadow for so fucking long, and I'm DONE. I'm not you. I'm 8ETTER. And I always will 8e, 8ecause unlike you, I figured out that I sucked, and I started working to FIX it. Write THAT down.
WAIT. TIMELINE DESTRUCTION PAUSED. SPIDER TROLL CAT FIGHT. FUCK. YES.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. [AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. IT’S A COFFEE SHOP BURNING IN RAINBOW FLAME WHILE THE MOON IS BREAKING PART ABOVE.]
If you have to make your profile picture a 8∞k you filled with fucking porn, may8e you're not as gr8 a captain as you think.
Oh leave me alone, Mindfang. You flirted with your Pyrope, and she GENUINELY wanted you dead.
Need someone to help you work those frustrations out?
1'm 4 l1ttl3 frustr4t3d. 1n w4ys un3xpl41n4bl3. #NSFW M4yb3.
SO MANY SLOPPY ALTERNATES. WHATEVER. I CAN BEAT OUT THE KINKS.
IT MEANS YOU’RE FAR LESS FUCKING RAD THAN A PAIR OF GLASSES.
grl your3 4bsolut3ly NOT r4d sorry. >8P
FOR MY ARRIVAL, I THOUGHT I’D PREPARE SOMETHING BIG. A GAME. FOR YOU TO PLAY, AND ME TO WATCH. KEEP AN EYE OPEN FOR IT.
Diamonds Droog.
FOR THE RECORD? NO EXTRANEOUS SOULS SWIRLING AROUND IN HERE. I’M PURE CALIBORN, TIMES FIFTEEN. WELL, PLUS A PAIR OF RAD GLASSES TO KEEP THE WHOLE MIX TOGETHER.
THERE SHE IS. THOUGHT SHE’D SHOW HER UGLY LIME FACE EVENTUALLY! HEY. SIS.
I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH. SO MANY TIMELINES. SO MANY DEVIATIONS. SO MANY UNIVERSES. ALL THE TWISTS AND TURNS AND THE DISGUSTING DISTORTED INSANITY IT ALL CREATES. THINGS IN PLACES THAT SHOULDN’T BE. PEOPLE ALIVE WHO SHOULD BE DEAD. WELL, I’VE MADE IT MY LIFE’S GOAL TO CLEAN IT UP. TO MAKE IT ALL NICE AND CLEANLIKE, WIPE AWAY ALL THE SHIT WE DON’T NEED. ONE AFTER ANOTHER, TIL I’VE GOT A HOOK COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF POSSIBILITY. MY TROPHY ROOM IS FILLED WITH CORPSES AND TREASURES I’VE PLUNDERED AND WRENCHED FROM THE GRIPS OF DEAD HEROES. I’M LORD URACIL. I’M THE CAPTAIN. YOU’RE NEXT.
It is poor form, isn’t it? I do prefer to maintain the kayfabe as much as I can. In other mediums it is far less necessary, but I find it fitting for the tone of this one.
YOUR TIMELINE IS ON THE LIST NOW. HEH. I CAN’T LIE, IT ALREADY WAS. HIGHER UP THOUGH.
There are many more efficient ways to acquire a bone than asking a man in another universe with a cueball for a head for it.
I’m merely aiding in exchange for aid.
If I had a resume, perhaps I could now add “dog tamer” to it? Haa Haa.
SO MANY TIMELINES. SO MUCH TIME.
WELL, THEN, LET’S SEE WHAT THE HELL YOU’VE GOT.
CHUMPS SAIL THE SEA. I SAIL TIME AND SPACE AND ACROSS CANONS. AND MY FLAG MEANS DEATH.
AW, YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY A SINGLE TEAR. WEL, IF YOU DON’T WANT ME AS YOUR CAPTAIN, I CAN SURE AS HELL BE YOUR KILLER.
ROBOT, HUH? WELL, THAT’S A NEW ONE. WON’T SAY NO THOUGH.
GET READY, THEN. YOU’LL JOIN THE MOTHERFUCKING CREW SOON ENOUGH.
WELL, WELL. WE’VE GOT A LIVELY ONE HERE, DON’T WE?
YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW CONVINCING THE POINT OF A HOOK CAN BE.
WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A JUMBLED MESS OF TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES, UGLY AND DOOMED AND DIVERGENT ALL. WELL, IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CLEANED UP SHOP, ISN’T IT? THE NAMES LORD URACIL. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I ALREADY AM. AND I’LL BE YOUR CAPTAIN.
AND WHAT A DAMN FINE ASSORTMENT OF SPIDER TROLLS! OH, I’M GONNA HAVE FUN IN THIS TOY BOX.
CUTE AS HELL YOU THINK I NEED PERMISSION TO DO A DAMN THING I WANT.
WOW. I’M ALMOST INSULTED.
1. NOT WHAT I MEANT. 2. YOU WON’T. 3. FUCK OFF.
FIGHT NIGHT, EH? GIVES ME AN IDEA. I’LL PUT A PIN IN IT.
YES. KEEP HATING, SHOW ME EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
Spiders spin their webs, yes. But I spin them larger.
Not a version of my lord present here, but one who I believe was in many ways influenced by your own aesthetics. And interested in those like you. That is all I will say on the matter.
Truly my lords existence is one of many permutations. I believe a particularly unique one is a pirate?
I think Gold Ranger is my fav so far.
1 bl4ck3d out. H3llo.
BLASTED THAT TEASING ASTEROID TO BITS. I FEEL BETTER NOW. GONNA HOP OVER TO A NEW PLANET, I CAN FINISH MY TEMPLE LATER.
I think we can all agree that I am universally beloved on chittr dot ing and
FUCK ALL OF YOU. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I’LL FIND HER AGAIN. I’LL TEAR A BLOODY SWATHE ACROSS THE STARS AGAIN, TURN PLANETS TO DUST AGAIN. ALL TO SHOW THE BLACK, BURNING DEPTHS OF MY HATRED. I FUCKING WILL.
…I HAVE TO.
Listen, I understand from an outsider perspective, HIC is "evil", but you can't make her also one of the funniest people on the website. Nuance...
EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS FUCKIN’ INSANE.
S1mpl3. Comp3t1t1v3. Your h4nd 4round my thro4t w1th your cl4ws thr34t3n1ng to p13rc3 my sk1n. Th3 s1mpl3 f4nt4sy of my tongu3 g3tt1ng w3ll-4cqu41nt3d w1th your thro4t 1n turn, 1n concup1sc3nt obsc3n1ty. 4nd y3t 3v3n w1th such unf4thom4bl3 d3s1r3——on3-s1d3d? You t3ll m3——4nd wh4t sl1ght p1tch s1gn4ls th4t tr4nsm1ts through our w4v3l3ngths, you couldn't 3v3n b3g1n to 1m4g1n3 pull1ng yours3lf 4w4y from m3, 4 long1ng for 4 mom3nt l1k3 th1s. Wh3th3r or not 1t d3lv3s 4ny furth3r th4n th4t 1s l3ft 1n th3 m1nd's 3y3 4nd c3rt41nly up for 4ny 4mounts of 1nt3rpr3t4t1on. #NSFW #Th1s1sToNoOn3Sp3c1f1c
4nd d4r3 1 s4y th4t th3r3 1s no w4y, sh4p3, or form th4t sh3 w1ll 3v3r b3 4bl3 to h4ndl3 m3. #V4gu3Post1ng
Just woke up Awwwwwooooo
38P Bad attempt at b8ing. 38/ Unless you're genuinely incapabubble of following t)(e t)(reads of conversation. I could structure it for you! Boat, as an amateur novelist, maybe you can string it toget)(er yours)(ellf wit)( some time!
Ah, ever the Seer. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
I / Would /. #positive
Not at all my dear. It is all information that moves my master plan ahead at a steady place. My side master plan to the arrival of my lord, that is.
It is rare for me to incorporate so much new information in one day. How…thrilling.
Th1s 1s NOT p1ty B41T.
#mistressmay day 5!
Ton1ght w1ll b3 4 long n1ght for m3.
38D I do it for t)(e love of t)(e game, )(ag.
38) I do it to mock Fis)(ka, mainly.
YE C0ULD NE'ER CULL ME Y' LANDLUBBIN' STANKROT DRIFT\/\/\/\/OOD GRINDIN' NO FURY HA\/\/IN' NO H0NOR HA\/\/IN' N0 CR0SSHAIRS \/\/\/\/IELDIN' UN\/\/\/\/ILY \/\/\/\/RETCHED FUCKIN' THING. YER NAUT ANYTHIN' I'LL CULL Y-- \/\/\/\/ait. Did y'mean t'tag this #NSF\/\/\/\/? I ain't pailin ye. Yer naut e'en \/\/\/\/0rth th'sea salt.
1nt3r3st1ng.
¡f you see art of me rearrang¡ng Dualscar's guts ¡t's real and factual and courtesy of my k¡s K¡tten and you (yes you) could be next
MORE FUN TO BLAST THEM TO BITS.
I DIDN’T SAY I ATE WHOLE PLANETS, SWEETHEART, I SAID I WAS EATING THE FUCKIN’ CATTLE. WIDE CATEGORY OF LIFE FORMS, BUT DO YA GET THE FUCKING PICTURE?
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
ALSO, YOU TRY NOT PUTTING ON A FEW POUNDS WHEN YOU’VE GOT WHOLE WORLDS OF CATTLE TO FEAST ON. I’VE LEANED OUT SINCE THEN.
38) You don't )(ave to worry about anyfin, pir8. Yoar world isn't my conc)(cern! Yet.
HEH. OVERWEGHT? THAT’S ALL RED BLOODED CHERUB MUSCLE, SWEETHEART.
IMAGINE NEEDING A VESSEL TO GET FROM PLACE TO PLACE.
I salmonly rise to reign in my coral court, a queenfis)( among guppies. All of by Subjects are kept in current )(armony. No longer will Alternia flounder under rules of yoar. Let lesser rulers carp in t)(eir leaking )(ulls. I comand t)(e unbreaking tide of my people! -Eit)(er find your place in my sc)(ool, or get swept in our undertow!
GOD YOU T4LK 4 LOT
T)(at's naut w)(at you said in bed last lig)(t 3B)
Who g4v3 h3r 4LL OF THOS3. #v4gu3post1ng
Seeing as my lady is currently asleep, let’s switch things up! I’ll be giving her a gift and letting her mingle, tonight.
Well, I believe I can estimate what just happened. That’s not very fair at all, is it? Tut tut. #cherubwatching
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
I guess morning AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
more enemies the closer i get to the tower! cUrioUs.
exploring my land has been intrigUing, so far. i haven’t noticed in the excitement, bUt so far i don’t think i’ve seen any gates? i do, however, see a particUlarly tall…tower of some sort in the distance, which i am making my way towards.
You know It's oddly Nice in a way that Lord English kinda seems like he hypes up his henchmen so far on this Didn't see that coming from a powerful time man
Edited my pinned post to a picture of me, so you can be reminded of how fucking CUTE I am. #selflove #imhot #yourenot
puttin toget)(er lego sets also doesnt fuckin count my guy
Still quite wrong I’m afraid. Not puzzle pieces. My pieces. Hoo Hoo.
assemblin 1000 piece puzzles also doesnt count as a personal project
That isn’t what I was referring to. You will understand when I have put the pieces together, my dear. Heehee.
polis)(in your fuckin c)(rome dome doesnt count as a personal project
This will certainly make my personal projects” easier, in some regard.
Why not? It IS my prerogative as a loving Mistress!
Ooh, are you asking for SPOILERS, darling? Tsk tsk. I would hate to ruin the fun for everyone else. Besides, I have already foreseen interaction from beyond my timeline will be quite important this go around.
As I have of course said, I am but a humble guide ensuring that this timeline of my Lady transpires as it must. To start, anyways. After that, my lady will direct me as she wills. A will I already have an understanding of.
Haven’t you put the clues together, darling? It’s all there for those with eyes to see.
She is everywhere. She will BE everywhere.
Don’t act as if daring isn’t it’s own appropriate descriptor for her!
well, with all the chaos on the timeline i do believe it’s time to go exploring! i’ll be keeping yoU all Updated, of coUrse.
Oh how you all worry about this brutish lord’s presence. His arrival does not change the fact that he is already dead, and that his future sees the closing of his loop. Nor does it mean that the timelines free of him will be bent to his will. No more than his younger selves presence, of course.
Happy second day of #mistressmay, by the way.
woUld be nice if i knew where my sprite went off to, thoUgh…
1 4m so unb3l13v4bly cook3d, ch4t.
X My hat is cooler than urs x
I do hope you all have been enjoying your #framefriday and first day of #mistressmay. Events under my direct supervisions are playing out nicely.
1'v3 don3 noth1ng wrong.
No, 1 4m not h4v1ng 4 d1ff1cult t1m3, but 1 4ppr3c14t3 th3 s3nt1m3nt. >:]
One almost forgets how easy this is.
S1gh. 4nd th3r3 sh3 1s. You don't post 1n 4 wh1l3 4nd sh3 com3s r1ght b4ck to h4t3 3v3ryth1ng you s4y 4g41n. #V4gu3Post1ng
R3ports of th3 N1ght: • Jury succ3ssfully c4ll3d for 'gu1lty' on 4 d3f3nd4nt who robb3d s3v3r4l h1v3s of sp3c1f1c4lly th31r t3l3v1s1ons '1nt3nd1ng to m4k3 4 shop out of 1t' 4nd '4 fr13nd hypnot1s3d th3m 1nto st34l1ng s41d t3l3v1s1ons' but s3cur1ty foot4g3 shows 1t w4s d3l1b3r4t3 4nd unw1s3. • 4cc1d3nt4lly push3d som3on3 ov3r wh1l3 gr4bb1ng 4 cup of coff33, wh1ch w4s not on th3 4g3nd4, 4nd 4lso 1 m4d3 sur3 th3y w3r3 c4r3d for. 1 4lso b3l13v3d 1t w4s on purpos3, but 1 c4n't prov3 1t. • Pr3s3nt 1n 24 court c4s3s 1n th3 l4st two w33ks, 5 st1ll ongo1ng. No, you m4y not know wh4t th3 c4s3s 4r3. Th4t's 1ll3g4l. • C4ll3d 1n for urg3nt m4tt3rs 1n th3 C4b1n3t, m4d3 sur3 to 4tt3nd to thos3 sw1ftly 4nd w1th c4p4bl3 h4nds. Th4t 1s 4ll 1 h4v3 to r3port for th3 n1ght.
C9nfessi9n #15-- i Need Him T9 6ench Me. #suggestive
Would you still vote for me if I were a worm?
F(rame) in chat, darlings.
AlsØ tØ clarify, I nearly never reply tØ their pØsts. I simply hate react, and they get sØ scared Øf my mere presence that they immediately blØck me. Øh little pink fish, yØu never change, it’s sØ fucking hilariØus. Waa waa can’t handle any sØrt Øf pushback even Øn chittr. which is crazy cØnsidering hØw many Øf them have had my bulge in them. But I guess that’s besides the pØint #nsfw
happy #gang8angvriskafriday everyone!!!! let's make it one for the history books!!! #nsfw
I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Hang from your rafters, patchwork and paisley I could suck you dry on the rocks with a twist But just like a vampire, I don't exist Walkie-talkie static, white noise telepath Can you read between the Morse code lines? Dead from the neck up, but living just enough To beg you, "pretty boy, please, let me die" Well, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby Drain you of your love until you hate me Mm, I could take your life, if you're done with it, sweetheart You still picking at that? Only ate the good parts Hey, whatever works, I'm a cheap date (Check, please!) Falling off the bone, I'm awful-glad we met #lyricposting
All Aradias are top tier Aradias. Stop that. #dashwatching
Darling, you really didn’t need an omniscient to tell you that was going to be the case.
Oh but of course. You are still a version of my lady, that deserves some respect. Even if you are quite far from her ultimate apotheosis. For now.
Oh, this will be fun. I say, with certainty. I never get tired of this part.
lets all love rankmaid
I of course already have quite the lovely job! Mistress of Time. It’s one I’ve fought hard for, and will continue to fight for, until the Final Shape, but it is quite prestigious and has excellent benefits.
Enjoy the slumber party, dear boy. Another gift from your loving mistress.
awwwoooooooo
Now, darling, we both know that I’M the dome headed bitch.
ok i have 2 admit that 1s funny
Beyond that, though! One more awakening awaits. Then we begin in earnest! Aren’t you excited? Not that it matters if you are or aren’t, seeing as it will happen always, but I do hope you are.
Isn’t this a fun little diversion?
beac)( we the BAD GILLS. deat)( was just. even mindfang junior did it in alp)(a town before we jobbed that hoe. rebels got REEL FUCKIN LUCKY. now they gon see the conseaquences.
Let’s see if they get it.
Do you know the true beauty of a spiral, darlings? The beauty is that it is continuous, endless. Each time it turns and repeats itself, the spiral is reset, born anew. Yet constantly connected to the old one! Recurrence embodied in a single symbol, truly lovely.
I have to say! The missing arm and eye are new! I, of course, knew that in this course of events it would happen, but I of course refer to “new” as something that has happened for the first time. #cherubwatching
uGH. THE LACK OF SYMMETRY. IT’ SO…SO…IMPERFECT! HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO FIX MY BLOODY SELF… - uRAEuS
awwoooooo
They do know I can read, yes?
Awooooooo
bitc)(es already flockin to me just by breat)(in. its too easy
Cleeeeever girl.
Poor thing.
fishing f0r a certain fish that will likely get me pregnant f0r #fishingfriday wish me luck. 0u0 #nsfw
All the pieces are in place… Let’s play a little.
On the contrary. I am already here.
oh, erm, my claw mUst have slipped on the bUtton!
Ah, the indulgences of relative youth.
what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor early in the morning? feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit early in the morning!
two minds in one body is more than a little annoying, i’ll say.
For those who tire of my alternates continually increasing mass of subordinates, do remember that there are other Scratch Doctor’s who might be open to new employees.
a work in progress! [an image is attached. it is a wip sketch of a pirate ship on fire.]
erm, mindfang? i don’t believe i’ve ever heard of a mindfang. no, certainly not. how silly! bUt. i believe that advice may be UsefUl, yes. thank yoU dear.
1'd p4rt1c1p4t3 4nd w1n th1s f1ght n1ght, but 1'm busy so 3v3ryon3 3ls3 g3ts 4 ch4nc3.
…i sUppose this is part for the coUrse. for a cherUb! well. til we next spar, dear? ^u^
marqUise, forgive me, bUt yoU are a grown-arse woman. *let it go.*
er, well. she did start it! i was merely retUrning the energy i was receiving!
whenever someone says “mindfang”, yoU can’t help bUt think, “ah, the proto-vriska.” all she ever really was, honestly!
did yoU know, if a someone is a pirate, there’s probably a mUch more charming version of them oUt there? ^u^
have yoU perchance ever wondered why pirates like treasUre? becaUse they’re dreadfUlly, sUpremely, pitifUlly dirt poor! dirt, of coUrse, also being their UsUal clothing!
pirates very rarely bathe! ooh, i can only imagine what an awfUl stench that mUst be!
i’ve heard that most pirates have very small…ooh, well, maybe i won’t share this one in pUblic. ~_u #sUggestive
most pirates die in their thirties, or even twenties! qUite sad, and pathetic, isn’t it?
did yoU know most pirates are diseased? it’s trUe! even troll pirates.
UraeUs tip of the day! it’s never wrong to try to make the world a little more like yoU want it to be. after all, who wants to live in a world not Up to yoUr specifications? it jUst takes a bit of a rewrite, or a few, and yoU can make the world fit yoUr vision!
the red means “i love yoU”. ^u^
hmph. i don’t particUlarly like when people toUch my things. especially when they’re new things! oh well, i’ll edUcate her.
Detective Tip: There is never a bad time to be nosy.
👁 1 4M HOP1NG TH4T MY SCR33NR34D3R 1S LY1NG TO M3 4ND 1 4M NOT H34R1NG P4RTS OF TH3 CLURCH T3XT WH3N 1 *JUST* L3FT ON3 OF TH31R SH1PS. 👁
I think I should start posting cars posts and pics for my good friend casper
Morning awoooooooo
I already li\/\/e 0n Kismesis Island.
im gonna be real this is a bit much evwen for me i think
WHAT IF. INSTEAD OF BEING EVIL. PEOPLE CHILLED THE FuCK OuT. IN GENERAL.
Don’t mind me, I am simply making an experiment to confirm knowledge I already know, so that I may already know it. [thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter exploded] [thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter reformed itself] Excellent.
fuck it i do really want caliborn actually...
I lust for him. Doc Scratch. I want nothing but to absolutely be dominated by him. I am not the Rackmaid. I am jealous of her every day. I know that stupid fucking puppet doesn't have genitals. However, I would put a strap on him and ride him for hours. I would cover him in my mess and then throw that stupid fucking puppet into my washing machine. I hate him, so much. But I love how he types so much more. Also. While I'm here. I wanna rp with Jane putting a cigarette on my god damned stupid forehead. But here we are. I hate this. I hate you. Why did you make me type this? #nsfw
afternoon AWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think its kinda hot when caliborn talks to me about how much he hates women im not telling his ass that tho
I become a sheep dog for the Megidos The twist is I don't stop them at all and watch as they do some fucked up shit
The Rumors are True. @ascendedAnew has joined my branch of the Felt. This is an external contractor position. She approached looking for certain means. I was obliged to supply, for it is the order of things.
YOU CAN TELL A BITCH. TO HER FACE. DIRECTLY. "THE MAGICAL TROLL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH IT. AND YOU ARE ENTERING A TORTURE ASSEMBLY LINE. THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU CANNOT IMAGINE." AND SHE WILL IGNORE YOU. AND WALTZ RIGHT IN. SPINNING DITZILY. SO AS TO LIFT HER IDIOT SKIRT INTO THE AIR. AND THEN. AND THEN!!!! SHE WILL HAVE THE GALL. TO BE SHOCKED. WHEN RIGHT BEHIND HER. THE NEXT DUMB BROAD. IS LINED UP TO SIGN THE MAID CONTRACT. WITH THE SAME KYUBALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU!!!!
A very personal song. Though perhaps not entirely accurate anymore. Hee Hee. #musicposting https://youtu.be/ebnpNqczWpM?si=sX5oGQTuBTtWJFHs
Evening AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to be friends with Rankmaid because she's so cool and my fujo idol, but ALSO because then she can come over to my hive and watch my kismesis beat the stuffing out of me,
i hope @marquiseMindfang tries something some day. so i have a reason. i’ll be ready dear!
Busy busy busy. 3v3ryon3's n33d3d m3 3v3ry w4k1ng hour. Th4nkfully just1c3 n3v3r sl33ps.
Every aradia on this site is a freak and at this point I gotta respect the hustle
I am, once more, putting out an open call for aid. I am currently in search of a particular object. I will not share the nature or identity of this object in the public sphere. What I am looking for is those with a particular penchant for attaining and retrieving things from across various timelines- most especially, attaining them from those who do not wish to surrender them. Payment will be generous. Name your price, and if it is within my power and within reason, I will grant it.
I lived. It would turn out that you can not kill me with needles. Silly.
The funeral begins soon. What shame, to see such a handsome cueball pass on.
There we are, a new hand. Perfectly identical to the last. In fact, it is. To the very last detail, the very last measurement. An excellent replacement.
1s 1t war on me solely or on all the ancestors
moreovver the idea that wwomen struggle to fill their quadrants at least comparable to men caliginous or otherwwise is absurd wwomen possess hyperagency wwhich makes them diametrically desirable vversus the eighty percent a men wwho are forced to go quadrantless due to evvolutionary hypergamy there is really no wway to circumvvent the foids treacherous an parasitic nature bein wwealthy wwith midface is not enough she wwill still cheat behind your back wwith a rustie wwho has a bigger bulge wwhile usin you to pay for her manipedis at the cull salon #fincel
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
Says 1 dont have the ab1l1ty of f1re, well here's the th1ng 1 do 1 can summon 1t and breathe 1t l1ke a g1ant av1an scalebeast. What can 1 say 1 w1ll aways be the odd outcast of my own caste. -horns set ablaze and throws a ball of f1re at a stone p1llar-
Afternoon awooooooooooo
Speaking of, I’ll have to commission a new hand soon enough.
if you see me on chittr tossin around impolite vvernacular like "gutterblood" please be awware a powwerful and arguably independent wwoman wwith maroon blood gavve me the pass #alleridanscansayit
Remember that to Lowblood the ocean is a place of fear and death. Do not offer to take her on a beach date. No matter how cute she would look in a bikini.
I'll be honest at least that Cronus guy's got a likeable anti-charisma when he's goin' through it on the dash, if you ask me. Ain't no psychologist but I think some-a ya just don't like lookin' into a mirror and seein' yourself in the guy.
"= this site should not grow... stay here as it is. ="
"= wrong and you should feel awful about it. if this site prioritised following. it would kill it. dead. ="
Morning awooooo
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K--<cull myself yes or no vote <3< for yes <3 for no
u wont b laughin wen some1 posts u erotic role playin in dms "yes momy please let me suck your bulg mommy *glurk glurk glurk*" dats all im sayin -from the office of ace dick detective agency
the best part about saying if i vwas born on alternia i wvoulda been a total badass is that its totally true. i wvas vwasted on beforus man
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If no one else has my back, I know deep down Lil Cal does
Yes. I already acknowledged I lost my composure.
Hello, Mr. Dick. I don’t like this reply very much.
This is why it’s far more proper to keep certain things out of the public eye.
I must die. For all my work to be completed, I must perish so that my body may act as a gateway for my Lord’s arrival. This event must occur, regardless of…new information. This event must occur. And then. And then.
I understand. Yes, it’s quite clear. My presence here was never solely for amusement. Even unaware, I push events forwards. This is not merely a diversion, it is…an access point. A method to attain things which would deviate my timeline into doom if I were to search the native versions out. I will fulfill my purpose. My Lord will arrive. And then.
And so, the work begins.
𝑻𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 "𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔": 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. 𝑨𝒔𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆. 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔. 𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔.
need a dame 2 tuch my little revolvr -from the office of ace dick detective agency
OKAY WELL MAY8E THEY SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP ON EVERYPUPPY'S HIVES LIKE THAT ?? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT ISN'T AN INTRUDER !!
#foretoldfriday All actions you take have been foreseen, and prepared for. Everything you do will go exactly as it was intended to go, and no other way.
esta8lishing da c0l0rs 0f my timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/6f8f6d8a8185.png
YOUR ONE SOURCE OF TRUE INFORMATION HAS RETURNED. BATHE IN THE (ARGUABLY) OBJECTIVELY CORRECT FUNNY LIST. SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE LAST. BUT STILL GRANTED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/868E21974C5D.JPEG
|| & youre lusus saidd the same thihngg lmao
It has come time that I correct a common mistake about @handMaid You all have come to understand that she believes herself something great. Although, it is doubtless that she is an admirable servant. Her quote "zillion" years of performance as "Alpha Bitch" do not grant her immunity from certain facts of life. While I am her supervisor, there is one truth that goes beyond even this professional role we have undertaken. It has come to my attention that there exists some… hesitation, among the less informed, regarding the nature of the relationship between @caliBorn and his Handmaiden. Whispers, half-formed conjectures, and the sort of timid speculation one might expect from minds unequipped to process something so magnificently direct. Permit me to be unequivocal. The Handmaid does not merely orbit his influence. She is bound within it. Not as some incidental accessory, nor as a misunderstood equal feigning autonomy, but as a deliberate extension of his will. A piece on the board that moves because he has decided it should move. This is not a matter of cruelty, as some may be so gauche as to imply. It is structure. It is authorship. It is the natural conclusion of a hierarchy so cleanly defined that it offends those accustomed to ambiguity. He speaks. She answers. He commands. She fulfills. And should there be any confusion remaining, I assure you, it exists only in the minds of those who require confusion to feel comfortable. @caliBorn is not merely involved. He is the axis. Everything else, as ever, follows. Officially, while she is considered this "Alpha Bitch" in her own domain, she falls short of absolute leadership under "Sigma Bitch" Caliborn. @caliBorn. I am considered his "Advisory Bitch" if his titles are to be followed. Now then. Do try to keep up.
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
I am pleased to announce a new sort of post I will be making from this moment on, #storytimewithscratch. In these posts, I will be acting as the narrator to many classic tales. As an excellent storyteller, I will of course be taking the liberty of making certain changes as I see fit. Some will make the stories more familiar to a troll audience, of course. You might even see some of your own names present. Hee Hee. My first post of this kind will arrive today.
Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
alright here we go. try not to take this too seriously unless it makes you really upset in which case it is EXTREMELY serious. not representative of any one user. https://i.ibb.co/cSG5PbVJ/Screenshot-2026-04-16-101509.png
i hated the tRoГГ QueeNs gamBit seRies. Not Because it was wRoNg aBout BГacK aNd white figuRes oN a checKeRed BoaRd game its pRetty accuRate But Because the maiN chaRacteR is a womaN. haRd watch. doNt RecommeNd
My last post is an announcement that I am undefeated in killing my alternates. Two to None.
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Don't worry, 3v3ryon3. 1'm on my w4y to 4rr3st h1m. Th4nk m3 l4t3r.
This was not predestination, I hope you understand. In all doomed and alpha timelines alike you have become an anomaly today.
W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.
1t w4s 3xtr3m3ly 34sy to c4tch h1m h3 stood 4bsolut3ly no ch4nc3, btw. >:]
Do ot)(er people )(ave fantasies about me impregnating t)(em???? #nsfw
Correct, consistency is a valuable asset. Which brings me to: Tick. Tock.
Hm, now then, what pet project will I focus on tonight…
Not correct, I know that I am certainly amused. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
For any assassins who may wish to be put on standby for a potential task, you may feel free to contact me at any time.
We now return to your regularly scheduled Tick. Tock.
◥▶◀◤ —> Keep pitying my posts. I'm close. #suggestive.
My Lord, as always, is predominant over all.
I keep the Felt under my direct control away from this platform. Aside from a certain recent incident that made me allow one on here.
You are ever reliable, Captain. And predictable.
Ooh, such a scathin' \/\/\/\/arnin'.
I am sure the practice will be fruitful. You certainly need it.
hrn appears i been bad
Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Some people simply can’t be reasoned with.
I of course am never worried for Chittr, as I know exactly when it will return.
How do 1 h4t3 4 ch1t tw1c3.
#Sp3c1f1cPost1ng
3v3ry t1m3 1 s33 th4t c3rul34n color show up 1n my not1f1c4t1ons, 1 g3t h1v3s. >:[
1N TOT4L. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/2f374db2d4fb.png
1N th1s scr33nshot. How3v3r, 1t 1s 4ctu4lly 9 not1f1c4t1ons s3nt by you. Ch3ckm4t3.
Obs3ss3d w1th m3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/cb554d32f438.png
1f th1s h4d 4nyth1ng to do w1th th4t, do you truly b3l13v3 1 would not t4g 1t 4ppropr14t3ly.
1 m34n th1s w1th 3v3ry f1b3r of my b31ng.
1s th3r3 4NY oth3r 3v3nts tod4y 1 should know 4bout??? https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/332cdd543936.png
Wh4t 1s th1s... bonf1r3. P4rty.
1'v3 n3gl3ct3d b31ng h3r3 for my dut13s. Though fr4nkly, w1th how 1t 1s pr4ct1c4lly 4ll th3 t1m3, 1 don't 3v3n th1nk 1'm m1ss1ng much 4T 4LL. >:[
You w1ll b3 c4ught.
1 4polog1z3 for not com1ng 1n 4s much 4s 1 usu4lly do. Som3on3 stol3 som3th1ng 1ncr3d1bly v4lu4bl3 1n our d3p4rtm3nt 4nd w3 h4v3 nonstop work3d to f1nd out who d1d 1t.
Th3y d1d not, f13nd.
Any and all Eridans who can make an acceptable bid will receive my aid.
mindfang if youre done wwastin time on petty an foolish flings wwith losers you knoww that you and me had some good banter wway back wwhen
I hope everyone is prepared for the upcoming #scratchweek. That was a joke. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo. Our charm is far too great to be stored in a singular week.
C:~ It can be bit of a bore here now and then.< https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118335890_eAuhiWfpsOYOApV.jpg #substances<
A certain mutant is bothering me to do this trend. Fuck: Secret Marry: My ship Kill: Mindfang #nsfwv #notserious
alright you wwin you are clearly her superior wwhen it comes to wwho is the greater cavvern robber
why not, darling? i actUally think it’s qUite a nice title for her! yoU can always be someone else. ~_u
jealousy is not vvery flatterin on you mindfang
I really do hate to get my own hands dirty, it is simply unbefitting of one such as me. Still, I have attempted to remain passive in these affairs away from my purview, yet if she insists on pushing I will have to push back.
It seems you mistake me for an ordinary puppet, with all the disadvantages that entails. You may continue to believe that is the truth if you wish, but I would highly advise against it for your continued wellbeing.
And there are, of course, no exceptions. Hee Hee.
to be born a vviolet today is to be a patrician in the 5th century imperium romanum surrounded by mongrels browwbeaten by the wwoke cult an condemned to a lifetime a nevver endin decay
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f50db2f61bbee49b3f0be173c2c3101c/a1b4b32eb0352ea1-aa/s1280x1920/30ddbf6724cc010eec4885c966a026015b43a30a.png After days of looking at all these idiots and examining them and thinking about it, this is my 100% tier list of the felt. There may or may not be some order here to this.
M1ndf4ng.
Oth3r th4n th3 Pr3s1d3nt's good pr3s3nc3, th1s 1s not 4s 3v3ntful for m3 sp3c1f1c4lly 4s 1 h4d hop3d. No f4ult to th3 host. #bonf1r3p4rty
I had quite a lovely time at #bonfireparty, though I had to cut my attendance short, and in spite of the efforts of some bad actors. I would like to thank the lovely @deadlyMadness especially for sparing me some of her evening. I look forward to our next encounter.
1 fuck1ng h4t3 t4x3s. #bonf1r3p4rty
xx_honestly_guyes_why_were_u_all_freaking_out_abt_that_doc_scrat_guy_he_seemz_chill_af_10/10_would_invite_2_my_partay_xx
I do appreciate the complement, Captain. I have of course always known your disdain was less complete than you convey.
after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png
The most effective lure is rarely an open invitation, but rather forbiddance. The intention to prevent harm through forced avoidance brings a new level of intrigue, a desire to prove oneself capable, and of course the inherent resistance towards being told what to do. Merely allow yourself to become forbidden, and you will be approached regardless. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
--|love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE|--
Seems I'm still up fer future re\/\/i\/\/in'.
second post in a while yoU’ve hated, captain. i’m afraid i mUst disappoint yoU and reveal i’m not interested in yoU in that way ~_u
…hm, mysterioUs woman in pink might actUally be worth writing down…
Fuck my obl1g4t1ons, 1f th3 pr3s1d3nt s4ys to comm1t cr1m3s, l3t's comm1t cr1m3s.
Som3on3 should put M3 down th31r thro4t. Food for thought. #nsfw
:33< thanks doc i knew i could count on mew
Can you at least give it a d8y?
Wh4t could th1s 3v3n m34n w1thout cont3xt.
mEeMaW MiNdFaNg
Though your comment obviously does not surprise me, I can’t help but feel wounded. Just kidding. Hoo Hoo.
stop including horns for your height that shits fake top of head or bust
Use centimeters yoou nerds i'm tired oof oopening the coonverter each time I'm just goonna assume all oof yoou are shoorter than me
mah ass is 12'7". the largest of mah species. raw clown mass. honk.
yeah mutha fuckas she's 4'9" with a pegleg and a wonky set of fangs. honk honk.
fuck you all. #dashwatching
Absolutely not! crimes shall earneth thee not but shackles in a dungeon! this is a sir of ill repute!
4ll 1'm s4y1ng. 1f #sh3 g3ts Dom1n4nt 4nyth1ng, 1t must b3 4 l13 4nd th3 t3st 1s r1gg3d.
@sugarspunBanshee I trust you are satisfied? https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775702280243-82d72483-2bf6-4167-915e-eb5454fc515a.jpeg
jealous cause youre stuck with the same bitch every night aint you
say that again when shes on one of her rampages
shes telling me to keep an eye out when she cant even type straight with eight of them things
i come on this bitch of a program and the first thing i see is you begging for drinks like some kind of pauper
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Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
That I am a subject worth hating, rather than one of admiration and charm.
Nostus is talking to shitpeta, this is almost as bad as her talking to mindfang or jade
X Idk but he’s kinda hot x
I've not had decorrum beforre and I ain't gonna starrt now
A MAN WHO SEEMS TO BE. WHITE. AND IS NAMED INVISIBLE? IS FOLLOWING ME? I CANNOT HELP BuT FEEL. THIS IS A BAD OMEN.
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
FUCK ok ii2 thii2 iit.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
1 h4v3 b33n told of s3v3r4l r3ports of 1ll3g4l 4ct1v1ty 4nd th3r3 1s no on3 3ls3 who h4s b33n su1t3d for th3 t4sk, but 1. Wh1ch 1s unfortun4t3 b3c4us3 1 c4nnot clon3 mys3lf 4nd b3 1n s3v3r4l pl4c3s 4t onc3 4nd 1t 1s NOT 4 sk1ll 1ssu3. 1t 1s out of my prof3ss1on.
I think I'm going to flirt with Egberts dad.
H0\/\/\/\/ strange that y'dunnae kn0\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat yer talkin' 'b0ut. I ain't talkin' 'bout any bronzebloods. H0\/\/\/\/ addled must yer mind be?
I am the kismesis. I am the hateful. I am the spiteful. I am th'\/\/ery troll th'\/\/\/\/rite thousands of romance n0\/\/els about. An' yet y'challenge m'. An' yet, y0u and yer ilk kin cannae help but t'f0rce m'hand. I am t'destr0y. I am t'despise. I am t'c0nquer. I am an 0rphaner. An' I ain't th' 0ne am0ng use \/\/\/\/h0 0ught t'b'fearin'. Keep'n'this in mind th'next time y'lilly li\/\/ered fo0ls decide that I \/\/\/\/as t'b'\/\/\/\/orth triflin' \/\/\/\/it'. I run on pitch black c0al.
she "slick" on my "spades" 'til she "midnight crew". #nsfw
1'm th3 wh1t3 p13c3s, F4ng.
34sy dr4w. #ch3ss https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/1c24555175f6.jp3g
· ☁︎ ·I Left Alternia To Get Away From Relationship Drama Without Telling Anyone, Am I The Asshole?· ☁︎ ·
I TRY. TO BE “SOCIABLE”. EVEN THOuGH IT’S HARD. TO uNDERSTAND HOW. BuT I THINK IT MAY JuST BE A WASTE OF MY TIME. YOu SEEM LIKE AN ABHORRENT PRESENT. ONLY JuST BELOW MY SISTERS TRuE PERSONALITY. IN AWFuLNESS. SO I’M FuCKING OFF INSTEAD. AND PITYING WHOEVER KNOWS YOu.
YOu SHOuLD CONSIDER. REMOVING THAT ABOMINABLE TROLL DISEASE. OF RACISM. FROM YOuR BRAIN. OR FuCK OFF FOREVER.
FuCK YOu TOO??????????? WHAT THE HELL. DID I EVER DO TO YOu.
and yet, somehow, karkat was bestowed the sign of the sufferer. somehow, that symbol persisted, if nothing else. in the margins, in the shadows, whispered in seclUded alleys. the same is trUe of the lime caste!
>>| .i never .actually questioned who were my .ancestors, due to .escaping the caverns .and not bothered by the duties .as jadeblood. .i .also think, .if there were .actual revolutions besides the signless, they were not such popular to be remembered .or their steps got hidden for safety .of society, .i guess.
I've seen some Alternian accounts on here talk about the moratorium on keeping records regarding historical occurrences. My assumption is that this has to do with the failed revolutions of the Signless and later the Summoner, but I'm curious if any other revolutionaries had their own records that were destroyed or kept in secret. I'm also curious as to how different other Alternian Jades have dealt with the the duties of keeping track of particular bloodlines when such a restrictive system is in place. Lowbloods very rarely have reason, or desire, to track down the feats of their forebears, but almost any member of the bluegeoisie is nigh-obsessed with their destined place in their bloodline's legacy. Apologies for the long post. #jadeduties #cavernposting #history #ancestors #alternia #verycuriousaboutthedifferences #alsodontunderstandhowanythingcouldbeknownwithout #youknow #writtenrecord
The $ite Broke Ju$t @$ I W@$ @bout The $o7icit Copie$ Of @nce$tor M@nu$cript$. Perh@p$ Th@t I$ My $ign Not To Do Th@t.
if xXx i xXx have xX you Xx blocked xXx do xX me xX a xXx favor xX and Xx take xXx that xXx shit xXx extremely xX personally ask xXx yourself Xx "what xX on Xx alternia xX do xXx i xX have xX to xX do xX to Xx get Xx a xX CLOWN xXx to Xx block xX me?" #helpfultipswbanjax
Pl4y3d 4 g4m3 of ch3ss 4nd won by Schol4r's M4t3. Th1s ch3ss sh1t 1s 34sy. #Ch3ssPost1ng
AŴWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where is this going to be at and is mindfang going to be there
you look great feferi!
SUFFOCATE ME. PLEASE. I BEG FOR RELEASE.
cons1d3r m3 th3r3.
…I’ll be there.
Yeah, but I’m wvorkin’ on it.
:33 < either mewrs did or mine did
I got t)(e waitress uniform for a function I'm going to be working at! It's for c)(arity, you s)(oald all consider coming 38D https://i.postimg.cc/26MJMwvS/casino.png
1 4m 34g3r to pl4y 4 g4m3 of ch3ss.
Som3on3 who 1s too much of cow4rd to pl4y m3.
You should pl4y m3.
4nyon3 3ls3 f33l1ng M4D turn3d on for NO r34son??? wtf 1s h4pp3n1ng? >8[ 1ts k1nd4 fuck3d. #nsfw
Just j41l3d som3on3 for j4yw4lk1ng. Not on my w4tch. You'r3 w3lcom3, c1t1z3ns.
1 do not l1k3 th4t you h4d to m4k3 4 ch1t 4bout th1s.
yo, m1ndf4ng 1 4m NOT th3 r3dgl4r3 dont b3 h4t1ng my ch1tz, grl. >8P
COULD NOT B3 M3. H4H4.
P1tch 1s 4 s1lly th1ng to f33l or 3xp3r13nc3 for m3 sp3c1f1c4lly. 1f 1 3v3r f33l such 4 w4y, 1 must 3r4d1c4t3 1t 1mm3d14t3ly.
4ll th1s p1tch t4lk m4k3z m3 r34l1z3 1 h4v3nt f3lt p1tch for 4nyon3 1n 4 wh1111l3 th4ts cr4zy 4f. >8]
#Sh3 must b3 4fr41d of wh4t 1 got.
Wh4t? Th1s do3s not work ov3r t3xt. Wh4t?
#Cr1m3 w1ll not b3 tol3r4t3d. W3 must d3f34t cr1m3-do3rs.
Gr33t1ngs. Wh4t 1s on th3 4g3nd4 ton1ght?
Congratulations. One of you have found your prize. Only one of you. How hopeless.
You stop look1ng 4t th1s s1t3 for on3 n1ght 4nd sudd3nly cruc1f1x1on 1s pr3p4r1ng to h4pp3n. 1 gott4 stop look1ng h3r3. >:[
k gon clam down. fools neva do t)(ey researc)(. )(eiress callin me a )(oe in my own messages. ova it. dumb beac)( made nofin but dumb c)(oices dunno y i would listen to a glub outa )(er mout)(. slanderin t)(e brand i worked so )(ard on. bastardizin my legasea. movin da fuq on.
Do it. Follow your heart.
jus got accused a some insane s)(ip cannot believe da way gurls put eac)(otter down my COD
While her personality beliefs actions and expanding and contracting bladder-based aquatic vascular system are shriveled, blackened, and revolting, I think it disingenuous to pretend that she isn't a fucking bombshell.
Oh thank fuck.
I vote for #feltweek
Th4t 1s 4 lot of words th4t do3sn't sp3ll "1 m1ss3d you R3dgl4r3". >8]
@m4rqu1s3M1ndf4ng You c4n just s4y you m1ss3d m3.
1 c4nnot t4k3 4nyth1ng s3r1ously on th1s d4mn t1m3l1n3.
4nd y3t l4t3ly, 1 h4v3n't b33n 4bl3 to th1nk prop3rly, or do my work 4s prop3rly 4s 1 should h4v3, 4nd 1 st4rt to wond3r th3 c4us3.
My dut13s 4r3 unfortun4t3ly go1ng to b3 4 h4ssl3 4nd w1ll compl3t3ly t4k3 ov3r my 4b1l1ty to 4tt3nd tod4y's #3r1d4nW33k 3v3nt. Not l1k3 1t 1s 4 hug3 1ssu3, but 1n c4s3 som3on3 m4y b3 3xp3ct1ng m3. >:P
... >:[ Th1s 1s frustr4t1on 1 f33l.
1 w1n.
D1d sh3 4tt3nd.
1t 1s 4 good th1ng 1 m1ss3d wh4t s33ms l1k3 4 sh1t #3r1d4nW33k d4y.
Good d4y, 4ll.
How does it feel knowing you were smarter then mindfang here
Ah. It seems one of my men has found himself in a positively precarious position. Little does he know, a slim chance of escape is what will greet him. Unless, of course, he were to ask his loving, doting boss for assistance. What say you, @itChy .
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
⎛⎝>_>⎠⎞
If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss
If no one else has my back, i know shitpeta does
Aye! Check out m'DILF Shirt. I ga\/\/e it t' one o'them humans.
Pr3v1ously som3on3 on h3r3 1nform3d m3 th4t M1LF stood for "m4n 1 lov3 f1sh". 1n l1ght of #f1sh1ngfr1d4y 1 4m proud to s4y 1 4m 4 #M1LF
Greetings again my amassed followers and brutish cult. I will be taking office calls today regarding the most recent Felt development.
1. 4h3m. 1 do not know 1f 1 h4v3 st4nd1ng, but 1 would lov3 to court you. #nsfw
4s th3 oth3r m3 s41d, you w1sh.
You w1sh
:33< so a pirate captain walks into a bar a big ships wh33l sticking out of his pants :33< the bartendpurr asks "whats up with the ships wh33l?" :33< the pirate respawnds :33< "Yar! its driving me nuts!" :33< #nsfw ish
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
:33< my great mew charactpurr purrvy the pirate :33< yahor let me s33 mewre booty :33< #nsfw or whatefur
for A <ool qui<k pi<kup line, try this on for size "Are you her imperious <ondes<ension? be<Ause you just <onquered by bloodpusher." i know, i'm very <lever .;v
1 c4n t3ll th4t you'v3 m1ss3d my pr3s3nc3 so b4d th4t you jump3d on th1s opportun1ty posth4st3.
Just wh3n 1 thought 1 w4s fr33 from h3r h4t3ful sh4ckl3s, sh3 h4s r3turn3d.
..Why 4r3 you r3f3rr1ng to m3 4s th4t? 4r3 you do1ng th1s mock1ngly?
.........Wh4t h4v3 1 b33n m1ss1ng, 1'v3 b33n m4k1ng up for y3st3rn1ght 4nd pr3v3nt3d 32 cr1m3s ton1ght.
Apparently there's quite th'drama there at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek. I'm currently at an arboretum \/\/\/\/it' and near an' dear fan. It's akin t' a gallery for flora.
Alright y'pathetic pissants. This has been a fun little \/\/enture. But I dunnae care fer it any longer. Eridan \/\/\/\/eek needs t'b'shortened t'make \/\/\/\/ay fer th' main e\/\/ent goin' on. Orphaner Fridays. Err'y Friday, \/\/\/\/e're all goin' Orphanin'. Gently, like, catch an' release style, an', er, \/\/\/\/e administer medicine an' trackin' infermation. An' yer goin' t'd'this fer the Game \/\/\/\/ardens an' I until the end o' time.
Tod4y, 1t h4s b33n 3xtr3m3ly busy. 1'v3 h4d noth1ng but work to do tod4y 4nd no t1m3 for mys3lf. Th1s 1s 4bout m3 f1n4lly l3tt1ng 1t 4ll cr4sh 4nd burn. 1'm th3 b3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor st1ll.
a bit of a snippet of a tale i’ve been working on. i do hope yoU enjoy ^u^ - - - - - - - - - - - with a lUminescent glow, callie UraeUs arose into the air on her new wings, the crowd aroUnd her in awe! trUly, they had never seen a troll more beaUtifUl than she was now. rhoxiy lelond watched in the crowd, and one coUld perhaps even see the flUshed signs within her eyes as she looked on. they knew now that the prophecy was trUe- the red blooded angel-qUeen of all trolls had come! - - - - - - - - - - - still a work in progress, bUt i am very proUd of where it’s going! i have every intention to bring my vision to life ~_u
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
Th3r3's 4 v3ry good r34son 1 n3v3r h4d 4ny. My pr1v4t3 pr4ct1c3 w4s m3, mys3lf 4nd 1 >:] 4lso 1d3nt1ty th3ft 1s 4 cr1m3 >:[ You'll b3 h34r1ng from my l4wy3r wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3. 1t's m3. 1'm my l4wy3r.
APPLIED FOR MEN SA. GOT REJECTED, FOR MAKING THEM ALL LOOK LIKE DUMB ASSES. SIGH. JUST ANOTHER DAY, IN MY LIFE.
BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG
Th3 s3cond 1 f1nd out wh1ch 1nt3rn st4rt3d f1ll1ng th3s3 b4lloon tr4ps w1th p41nt 1 4m go1ng to m4k3 th3m W1SH th4t cull1ng w4s st1ll 4n opt1on.
first chitt on chittr whilst currently sitting on the shitter grape is the best fucking flavour on this planet like if i had to choose between saving someones grandma from incoming traffic or have every grape flavored food imaginable, yeah sorry grandma youre not getting picked #grapes #grapejuice #RIPgrandma
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know no one really cares if you do your moirail, right? #nsfw #railswithpails ]
EXTRA, EXTRA. READ ALL ABOUT IT. READ ALL ABOUT IT BELOW! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sh3 1s wrong const4ntly. 1gnor3 h3r
S)(uck a clam it didn't post t)(e image 38Y Will t)(is one work? https://i.postimg.cc/htYjnBPc/image.png
i think crowbar is attractive. #aprilfoolsday
A very happy trans day of visibility to all of you ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests. I can assure you, you are all very visible to me. In a literal sense, of course.
I've come to make an announcement: @marquiseMindfang is a bitchass motherfucker. I posted that I was agreeing to meet with her because she challenged me to call her out to her face. Asked for a time and place. No reply. Just a hate react. No one is surprised by this turn of events. Anyway #MayICome and all that. I'm probably going to scroll #nsfw for a bit.
@marquiseMindfang is offended because I called out her insufferable behavior, so I plan on meeting her and saying it again to her face. Will be streamed live. I know you're reading this. Time and place.
I think as easy as it would be to just let the seadweller lose his eyes. Do we really want that. Should we not wish for his safety the way the Sufferer wished for us all to be saved from this hell. Maybe it all starts with this one good turn. #MayICome
Are you too much of a simple coward to try to break the cycle. I pity you.
You hideous fucking reprobate. You will not get away with this. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is going to post #MayICome at your behest. You will be captured and summarily EXECUTED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PANTHEON.
1 n33d som3th1ng b1g to h4pp3n. 1 w1ll not do 1t mys3lf b3c4us3 1 w4nt to b3 th3 on3 to f1x 1t.
Shit.
Tru3. #Typ3sh1t
\/\/\/\/e both hate M'ang an' \/\/\/\/ork for intolerables.
Wh4t do w3 h4v3 1n common? R3m1nd m3.
O' course. Only lightly. \/\/\/\/e just so happen t'ha\/\/e things in common.
4r3 you obs3ss3d w1th m3 too?
\/\/\/\/ho \/\/\/\/ouldn't be?
1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k
1 w4s 4tt4ck3d by 4 f3llow #3r1d4n-W33k 4tt3nd33, wh1ch 1s 4g41nst th3 l4w to put h4nds on l4w 3nforc3m3nt. Sh3 w1ll b3 d34lt w1th 1n du3 t1m3.
Th1s w4s ruthl3ss 4nd unc4ll3d for.
YOU ALL BETTER BE FUCKING READY FOR APRIL FIRST.
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
im so woke wit it
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
You'r3 r1ght... 1 must 4tt3nd th3 n3xt 3v3nt.
1s 1t tru3. 4r3 th3 rumors tru3. 1S TROLL BRUNO M4RS 4L1V3 ONC3 MOR3?
1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
I kinda like that Temu Pawlexa shaped one. @docScratch
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
missing my haters karkat and hate bot
dead peoples nudes are like rare pokemon cards #nsfw #nsfwvagueposting
4 C3L3BR1TY D13D? W3 must g3t on th1s.
...That all said, I may adopt the phrase #SerketSecond for whenever I'd like to talk a8out a certain su8ject. It has a nice ring to it.
While I live and die for my purpose, it is a long and winding road I must walk to reach the terminus, and there are empty periods wherein I must find forms of amusing myself. I am, of course, aware of what the outcome of such amusements will be, but the actions and the outcomes amuse me regardless. And there is always satisfaction in allowing inevitability to unfold by my hand. Do not be confused, you are all entertainment for me. And as of yet, none of you have failed to amuse. Consider it a compliment.
Undisclosed, Captain? Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Do mind the flashes from Felt Manor, if you’ve happened to notice them. They are quite visible this evening. The color, I’m told, is somewhat striking. Bright enough to draw the eye. Persistent enough to invite questions. Understandable. There is a natural inclination to investigate anything that interrupts the ordinary rhythm of your surroundings. Light where there should be none. Motion where there was stillness. A suggestion that something is… unfolding just out of reach. You may rest assured, however, that what is occurring is both contained and intentional. Nothing has gone astray. Nothing has exceeded its bounds. The Manor is functioning precisely as it was designed to. If you find yourself concerned, I would advise against acting on that impulse. There is very little to be gained from proximity at this stage, and considerably more to be lost from arriving before you are meant to. Observation, from a distance, will suffice. The flashes will subside. They always do. Until then, I suggest you continue as you were. This does not require your involvement.
**Classified** A position has become available. I am seeking an individual with a talent for tracking. Not the superficial sort, anyone can follow footprints in soft ground, but a more refined capability. The ability to locate what does not wish to be found. To follow movements that were never meant to leave a trail. Discretion is expected. Competence is required. You will be asked to operate across considerable distances. Travel beyond your immediate environment will be necessary. If you are unfamiliar with such conditions, you will adapt. Quickly. The work is precise. The expectations are clear. The outcome, as ever, is non-negotiable. Compensation will be appropriate to the task. If you believe yourself suitable, you may inquire within. I will know.
Hrm. @marquiseMindfang is one of many things. I throw her a bone by outright showing her that I am hunting her. She thinks I am desperate. She must surely know that none of my current compatriots would dare follow her. Except for one. Who may have betrayed me.
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png
Kult score 172, Kull score 295. WWhy in the flying fuck does ----EVV-ERYON-E HAT-E M-E?? Not evven in a concupiscent wway. At least then I'd get some mileage out of it instead of just a FAIL-ED POLITICAL CAMPAIGN.
Do enjoy her company. We get off-moon so rarely.
Thrilling. I will not elaborate and pretend I sent her myself. Must be making new enemies.
Curs3 you, M1ndf4ng. Th1s w4s FUNNY.
Your honor, 1 h4v3 no fuck1ng 1d34 why my cl13nt 1s h1tt1ng th3 G4ngn4m Styl3, but you h4v3 to 4dm1t, h3's cook1ng.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Do not fret. The latest mutt in this race is near and formerly dear to you. His contract is commendable and your bounty is great.
1'v3 n3v3r f3lt mor3 comp3ll3d to do som3th1ng mor3 1n my 3nt1r3 l1f3 4nd 1'v3 b33n d3d1c4t1ng h4lf of 1t 1nto b3com1ng th3 gr34t3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor trollk1nd h4s 3v3r s33n.
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
my association with urination is none of your concern.
You und3r3st1m4t3 m3, M1ndf4ng.
...........Tch. 4ll 1t 1s 1s H4T1NG 4 post. F13nd.
4nd y3t 1 s33 you or 4noth3r f13nd sh4p3d l1k3 you h4t1ng my posts 3V3RY T1M3. Susp1c1ous. You 4r3 obs3ss3d.
M4rqu1s3 Sp1nn3r3t M1ndf4ng you 4r3 obs3ss3d w1th m3. 4ll of you.
D1D 1 4CC1D3NT4LLY 41D 1N 4N 4RGUM3NT OF SOM3 K1ND? OH NO.
1t would 4pp34r w3 4r3 go1ng to b3 go1ng through 4 un1form ch4ng3.
Lol. Lm4o 3v3n.
"= normal site. no. issues here. move on. ="
I imagine it would not take omniscience such as mine to understand whom you refer to, my dear Captain. I assure you that, regardless of the follow, you would be within my sight. Still, it would be rude and unbefitting of an excellent host not to give you some form of awareness that I have my turned all seeing gaze upon you.
Fortunately, you can’t suspend a typewriter. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
D -+-> What a peculiar application.
D -+-> Is this a search function? Hm.
D -+-> Do humans drink milk?
D -+-> How to tell if a human likes you.
yeah obviousLy, otherwise you wouLdn't be airing your quad drama aLL over the tL. -_\
i'm "mogging" (?) you all with my kull score. eat shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f5cc6cd6d1b.png
i did not have sexual relations with snowman last night. #nsfw
you're worse than the rankmaid.
i wasn't cosying up to nobody. i happened to be drunk and someone i happen to be pitch for who happens to be alligned with the felt was there
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
Mindfang I expected, but you fucking me is news. When did that happen. #nsfw
#directposting @draconiandignitary @marquisemindfang fuck you both. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f86b88aa202e.png
meisso dirona this is no longer a #vaguepost. my last #vaguepost was not directed at you. i was #vagueposting to my bitch pitch fling who saw it fit to publish intimate details #notsovaguely about our relationship. be warned. #nsfw
like my chit and i will get "crunk" as the kids call it, on hennessy.
oh my god, are you and your stuPid boyfriend seriousLy vaguing an entire conversation at each other??
timeline is hopping today. for once i'm not the centre of attention, call this a blessing or a curse.
stop vagueposting.
As you are blissfully unaware, hatred fuels me. Invigorates me. Has me swooning at the edge of my seat. Continue with your ~hate~ towards me and I may be inclined to marry you.
While omniscient, I do have certain dark pockets in my knowledge that I would like filled. What does aioli taste like?
My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
I appreciate your darling offerings to the masses, 8. But please, do not take suggestions from the public.
This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.
Your presence is not only anticipated, but heavily appreciated. Perhaps this time, we can meet under amicable circumstances. Perhaps.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
It would be unwise not to demand respect as an authority over those who do not wish to imbibe in it.
Merely to grip my bicycle more firmly with, Madame Roxy Lalonde. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8509757fbee9.jpg
Nothing threatening about my driving outfit. If you are so displeased with a picture of a man in his green clothing, perhaps evaluate your perspective on what a threat is.
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The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
Guests are pouring in. #teatime
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
Wvell hello.
Right nowv I got a bottle of Jamaican rum, a fresh pack of cigarettes, and plenty of room on my lap. It’s a good day to make some newv friends. Just puttin’ it out there. #substances #nsfw
100% of my kull scor3 must b3 from M1ndf4ng. Th3r3 1s l1t3r4lly no oth3r 3xpl4n4t1on.
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
Enjoy the gift.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
Since th'clo\/\/\/\/nery \/\/enereal disease b'spreadin'. Goin' t'put out a small guide shortly on ho\/\/\/\/ t'handle inter-circus \/\/\/\/it' th' bastards. @murdererHonkhonk I may send a draft yer \/\/\/\/ay.
Ohoho. The mystery re\/\/ealed. Y'\/\/e been consortin' \/\/\/\/it' th' Chess Pieces? No \/\/\/\/onder y' couldn't tolerate m' passi\/\/e admiration o' the 8illiards.
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
stop hating on my fucking chit. a man is entitled to have a type, even if that is the ghb.
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
@turingTranscendence Stop findin' e\/\/erythin' I post an' hatin' it. I kno\/\/\/\/, bein' a rugged dystopic sailor make m'prime fer yer pitch quads but I ain't int' eye\/\/\/\/ear.
T'is a fine mornin' 'pon th'coast. Temperate, humid, an' comfortable fer th'likes o' me. The Sun here on this Earth is far less harsh than th' Bastard abo\/\/e Alternia. \/\/\/\/hat d'ye propose a mariner do on this \/\/\/\/onderful mornin'?
1 4cc1d3nt4lly l1k3d your ch1t, but 1 4gr33.
oh shit i just realized my score thing vwent ovwer 2000, the people lovwe me. you cant deny it any long, haters, the people spoke and the people vwant cronus ampora
sHiIiIt, MaMaS, yOu GoT a MoThEr FuCkInG mUtT oN yOu? ThAt'S tOpS!!! cAn He RoLl OvEr :o)
Oh, I didn't say that, lass. I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ if yer still trapped upon 'Ternia or if ye'\/\/e tra\/\/eled C-\/\/\/\/ard like the rest o'th'lot. But I'm on a ne\/\/\/\/ sea \/\/\/\/it' a ne\/\/\/\/ cre\/\/\/\/. I can huntchya do\/\/\/\/n an ske\/\/\/\/er y'like ole times' sake an that ain't a euphonism.
Is there reason you are hating all my posts or do you want my attention You know who you are
I just learned about the term "milf". Is there any MILFS in my area? Looking to get to know you. Dinner? Movie? Arcade? Clubbing? Then we can dance all night long. #nsfw
I guess I'll just treat this like the other site Ahem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO
Ye cannae blame a troll for likin' t'dance.
Pr3tty p4th3t1c s3l3ct1on of comb4t4nts you'v3 got. >:] 4nd 1'm w3ll 4w4r3 1'm 1nclud3d 1n th4t d3cl4r4t1on of p4th3t1cn3ss. >:/ 1'm noth1ng 1f not hon3st.
Is it contro\/\/ersial for a troll t'think that th'other species just sort of look better? E'en the green little fellas. Hell, the chess things too. I'unno. Maybe t'is just seein' trolls all m'life, somethin' ne\/\/\/\/ is interestin'. Any\/\/\/\/ay, species rankin' list comin' soon.
Oh good, you'r3 h3r3 too >:/ H4rdly 4 sport1ng wo3w4tch1ng sp3ct4cl3 wh3n 1t's you yours3lf 1nfl1ct1ng th3 wo3 Th3n 1t's just 4nd odd pr3s3nt4t1on of p1tch voy3ur1sm >:] Fuck you, l3t m3 out of h3r3 4lr34dy >:[
H1. 1 don't wh4t wh4t th1s 1s. Do3s 4nyon3 know how to cook s34squ4wkb34sts >:? 1 don't h4v3 4cc3ss to f1r3 Or 3l3ctr1c1ty Or tools
Ah I see I know what I must do since I got here already Stabs everyone on this fucking dashboard and calls it a day.
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DUMB BITCH, RUNNING HER MOUTH AS USUAL. AS IF ANY THING YOU HAVE TO SAY, MATTERS IN ANY WAY AT ALL. PATHETIC.